User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA Part Uno

We cut to Endless in front of a studio with a tour bus

Endless: Last Season on Total Drama SFU, the campers had duke it out for a second million after Belle was “willing” to part with her ten grand than Colonel Noodle stoke it and was promptly eaten by a shark and something about Dreamcaster getting it but I tuned out that part however the eight people that aren’t in intensive care are back for blood for another mill but this time they have six newcomers joining them but let’s reintroduce the oldies before the newbies, shall we? Hah.

We see Izuru walking out of a rundown Limo and it driving off

Endless: The Snarking Asshole, And Victor Of Last Season Izuru!

Izuru: Hi.

Endless: Hoping to capture lightning in a bottle again, Izuru.

Izuru (Shrugging): Sure.

We see another limo drives up and Sunny comes out of it

Sunny: Hey everybody!

Endless: The flower of power, Sunny Funny!

Sunny: Hi Izuru.

Izuru: Sup.

We see another limo driving up and Boko hops out with Sunny shooting daggers at him and Boko does so right back

Endless: The rabbit idiot of the bunch, Baka!

Boko: It’s been two weeks and a season and you’re still using that! Ugh, gag me.

Sunny: Gladly.

Boko: Not you!

Izuru (Cheeky): I presume you want Lily to do that?

Boko: Shut The fuck up!

We see Belle walking out of a Limo

Belle: Hello losers.

Endless: And the loser of last season who literally had her chances of victory removed and lost her chances of another million! Belle Fontaine!

Belle: Fuck You!

Endless: Take a sip for every swear in the episode your kidneys will fail you. But let’s fuck this fucking shit and go ahead to the next one and who will they fuck up the other contestants chances of victory!

We see Silver coming out of the limo

Silver: I’m back!

Endless: And for the dead, it’s the Person always eliminated after the game begins or changes! It’s Silver the dumbass!

Silver: Oh Fuck you!

Endless: Nine Sips.

Silver: What?

Izuru: He’s forcing a stupid drinking game.

Silver: I’m not surprise.

We see Yumi coming out a more glamorous limo

Yumi: Hello.

Endless: It’s our resident Filler character, who I replaced her lines with Veronica Taylor with a dump truck up her nose for a episode of her show with Ami.

Yumi: What.

Endless: It’s called Youtube, And I had Ami’s voice replaced by Zero’s from Mega Man X 4

Yumi: And we have a manchild at the helm of this.

Izuru: You just realize that, now after a season of this crap?

Next we see Scott Pilgrim exciting his limo

Scott: Yo. What’s up?

Endless: Where you are staying at for the next period of time!

Scott: What’s his deal.

Izuru: Endless, Just him being an asshole and undermining his goal in Endless Alone 2.

Endless: Which you should read!

Izuru: Not before my Arc! Which you should be working on!

Endless: Never!

Boko: It feels like I’m in hell.

Scott: I’m not sick, but I’m not well! ‘Cause...

We see Pauline entering the calvacade of horrors

Pauline: I’m in hell...

Endless: Right you are but now for six more to enter, the ñëwbîęß!

Yumi: What?

Endless: Nëwbîëß!

Pauline: What

Endless: NËWBIËß!

Scott: Huh?

Endless: NEWBIES! Newbies for crying out loud do you have mics stuck in your ears!

Sunny: Oh right, this will be hell.

Endless: Now let’s introduce the first one

A limo drives up and out came a Duck with a green hoodie

Endless: Louie Fuck, I mean duck curse the f being so close to the d!

Louie: What?

Izuru: Twelve bucks says he did on purpose for the stupid drinking game.

Yumi: I only get on what I’m willing to lose.

Scott: Aren’t you a rich, famous, rockstar?

Yumi: Zip. It.

Louie: Anyways I’m gonna win.

Boko: Get to the back of the line.

Louie: We’ll See about that when you get voted off and I get the crown.

Boko: So If your out and I win what’ll that make me

Louie: Not gonna happen your just the crownless!

Endless: Anyways onto the second newcomer!

A limo drives up and put comes a teenaged Lola Loud

Lola: Here’s The Winner Of the season people

Louie And Boko: Bullshit!

Lola: Really I can’t wait to see you when you get rid of.

Izuru: You were on toddlers and tiaras weren’t you

Lola: Oh hell no, I have class and dignity!

Izuru: Give it a few episodes you lose the latter.

We see the next Limo drive up Revealing Eric Cartman

Endless: It’s Eric Carter!

Eric: I’m gonna win this, you retards.

Louie, Lola, And Boko: Bull-Fucking-Shit!

Eric: Screw You Guys!

Lola: Gal.

Eric: Shut the fuck up! You bitch!

Pauline: Well so far it seems there’s a time bomb

Sunny: So we should vote one out to defuse the bomb?

Pauline: Speaking metaphorically But you might have a point.

Boko: Might?

We see another car drives up with the person inside being revealed to be June

June: Hello everyone, it’s nice to here.

Izuru: Welcome to the circus for a psycho.

Sunny: But Saiko, isn’t here?

Boko: It Times It seems your more similar than we think, and that worries me.

Sunny: We’re nothing alike!

June: Um, ok so now what

Belle: Your in hell, congrats

Endless: That’s eighteen sips people!

Belle: That’s still stupid

Silver: Tell me about it.

June: Um, what?

We see a limo driving up and Revealing Junior

Junior: Hi Guys, I’m Junior!

Lola: Early out, at least it’ll be quicker.

Junior: Okay?

Silver: Have you watch any of these shows.

Junior: I watched a person complain about it, would that count?

Izuru: Can we get this over with

The last Limo arrives and reveals Rarity inside it wearing a good dress

Rarity: Hello, I hope you be ok with my appearance.

Lola sees that with a gasp than with jealous anger

June: Hi Rarity, I’m June.

Rarity: Hi.

Izuru: So we got our fourteen Jackasses now what are we doing?

Endless: Easy get into our view bus thing-ing?

We cut to that as the group got into the bus and Endless drives off

Endless: Now this season, will be focusing on movie genres as your challenges

Lola: I am movie star material

Izuru: Yeah those girl “powering” movies that only rotten tomatoes give any positive ratings while people with a brain cell denounce it as trash.

Lola: Screw you.

Endless: Speaking of Screwed, we got this movie lot after t was abandoned one year ago when the cast for their apocalyptic movie Well was down with something.

Louie: Well I presume it’s coronavirus since it was last year?

Endless: Nope, that would be the better alternative.

Rarity: So... What did they get sick with?

We cut to a makeup trailer’s inside with Rarity in it

Rarity: In hindsight of watching season 1, I’d should’ve known better

We cut back to Endless

Endless: Easy it’s the zombie virus.

June: What?!

We hear zombies nearby as they drive through movie set buildings but they suddenly stopped

Endless: Oh no. Flat tire well good luck.

Scott: He’s not serious.

Izuru: He is.

Junior: First Episode In And I’m gonna die.

Endless: Just try and survive.

Endless press ejector seats sending the fourteen flying out than Endless presses a button transforming his bus into a steel locked tour bus

Endless: Just survive!

Endless drives backwards as the zombies are cross eyed, goopy, decomposing creatures moving towards them

Lola: Every Person for themselves!

Lola pushes Rarity down and rushes off, Izuru walks off after everyone else runs in different directions

Rarity: How uncivilized Why haven’t you run off?

Izuru: This is a sham, a zombie apocalypse with a set that isn’t closed off if it is than the zombie would’ve been spread across America and Canada at this point! Not to mention while Endless is not the safest person he wouldn’t send us to certain death unless he has no use for us besides entertainment which is in play but also his paycheck and he’s not risking that which implies that this thing is a sham.

Rarity: That... Adds up. Huh

Izuru: Yeah don’t know how they do but movie sets likely practical effects for the zombies but don’t know how they’ll can the contestants out of the challenge

Two zombies walk up and touch them suddenly paralyzing them

Rarity: Suits... because that goop or...

Izuru: Gel, paralyzes u...s...

The two fall out of consciousness as we cut to Yumi and Junior running off

Junior: I love your work!

Yumi: Can you save this for later, like when we’re not have to worry of being turned into zombies!

Junior: Yeah should focus on that!

The two run into a building which has nothing in it, no second floor despite it’s size

Junior: Well we’re fucked.

Yumi: Maybe not, mayb-

They see ‘Zombies’ have surround the entrance

Junior: Any last words

Yumi: Screw Chaz.

The ‘Zombies’ rush at them as they scream and we cut to Silver throwing away Zombies and floating in the air and passing over Cartman gasping for air

Cartman: Curse, You Producers!

Cartman collapse and a ‘zombie’ touches him on the back. We cut to Lola, Louie, and Belle boarding themselves up in the make up trailer.

Lola: Ok, We’re safe.

Belle: Now, What?

Louie: Ok let’s just sleep.

Lola: What no! Why don’t they have my favorite makeup!

Belle: Why can you just shut the fuck up!

Lola: Don’t you dare talk to me like that!

Louie: Why did I choose these two again

Belle: You Know What!

Belle kicks open the door letting the ‘zombies’ in

Belle: Take me death!

We cut to a montage of the rest being taken out, June trips over rock after trying escape a decently sized hoard, Boko gets grabbed by a zombie in between two close by building props, Sunny by exhaustion and over taking her with numbers, and Scott Pilgrim who tries to fight the zombie but gets paralyzed after trying to punch one and we cut to Silver flying by the city throwing objects at the zombie but than on a building appears Endless

Endless: Congrats you’ve won the challenge.

Silver: What on not dying?

Endless: Kinda the zombies here aren’t that but just Users who I had the make up department spend hours on their costumes with paralyzing gel just to get the snott beaten out of them

Silver: So you made us think our lives are endangered and we’re gonna be zombified. For a FUCKING Challenge!

Endless: Hey I did that in the Cuban missile crisis or was that a challenge in last season?

Silver preps up to throw Endless but Endless Than forces the telekinesis to be around him (or uses his own, the latter is more likely but this is Endless so...) thus cutting him off of oxygen and has him fumble around for air and pass out and Endless puts him to the ground

Endless: Eh, He’ll live.

We cut to Silver’s POV as he wakes up in the mess hall with the rest around slowly moving out of their gelled paralyzation as we cut back to the third person view of the mess hall having food as Endless comes in

Endless: So how was your first challenge.

Junior: I fallen at a weird angle and now my arm’s behind my back and I think it’s not suppose to bend that way.

Endless: Ha delightful... now that wasn’t the deciding challenge for the prize it’ll be this challenge find the key in this staryoform pile of food now their paralyzing gel will wear off in a minute get a mov-

Silver rips all the styrofoam into multiple pieces and gets out the key and throws the styrofoam at Endless

Endless: Fair Point now after they stop being paralyzed let’s see the main parts of the set we’ll be using and as you should know this is the mess hall where you get breakfast, lunch, and dinner maybe not so the middle but only if we need budget cuts, and

We cut to the stage area from the show

Endless: And the elimination area, at least all of you will see it in use, next episode.

Cartman: Not gonna happen, ‘cause I’m gonna win.

We cut to Izuru giving an confessional

Izuru: Arrogance, Assholey-ness, tempting fate, and lack of strength or speed means he’ll be lucky if he survives to the second elimination.

We cut to Endless showing the make up confessional

Endless: And here where you’ll dump your secrets to the camera whenever you feel like it

We cut to Silver giving one

Silver: It’s too late to get out of my contract right?

We cut to Louie

Louie: After today, I’m having second thoughts on the whole deal.

We cut to June

June: RH, I miss you, I’ll win it for the both of us.

We cut to Izuru giving his second confessional (the earlier ones were edited in for an in universe explanation)

Izuru: While with me winning it last time, and my schemes being well known, I accept I’m not gonna win at best all I could do is make an impact, but might as well make that impact as deep as possible.

We cut to Junior

Junior: It’s a good day to meet my idols and to have a chance of winning a million and getting what I want to do, maybe see a musical on boardway since those tickets cost like a few thousands of bucks.

We cut to Belle

Belle: Second Round, Second Ass kicking the competition, bring it on.

We cut to Scott

Scott: Well this should be fun, I’m in the movies! Likely at best a B Movie, still, And another chance at the million.

We cut to Sunny

Sunny: Well, so far so good, maybe I can make some new friends with the newcomers, except Eric he just screams (Shudders) Early Junior If he was up to eleven of his brattiness, I Don’t want deal with another Boko.

We cut to Boko

Boko: I’m not gonna lie the movie part of this was good than the first challenge came but with prize at hand I’m just have to put up and shut up, but, not to the contestants.

We cut to Pauline

Pauline: After my, preemptive merge elimination I’m back and in it to win the prize, wish me luck Joey and Atomic Puppet

We cut to Rarity

Rarity: Besides the challenge, things are looking decent watched the first season before coming, so I know who to avoid like Izuru and a little of Belle the villains of their season, so I’m in the clear for the, But the newcomers do worry me but once I get to know them they’ll become more friendly besides Eric just right away he screams sociopath.

We cut to Eric Cartman

Cartman: I’m gonna win, also Kyle your a Jew.

We cut to Yumi

Yumi: A couple hours and I already regret coming here, but the million does sound promising, but than again I’m a famous pop or rock or whatever star, maybe their be a rock and roll challenge since we’re doing movie genres

We cut to Lola doing her confessional

Lola: To my family, don’t worry about me, who you should be worried about is the rest when they get destroyed by me! Hahaha! But yeah should focus on getting Cartman out than that primadonna, there can only be one as they say, and I’m already a handful as it is.

We cut to the two trailers, one decently bigger than the other (the left one is)

Endless: And your sleeping quarters, now Silver since you’ve won you get to choose which gender gets which trailer.

Silver: Hmmm, I guess the left.

Rarity sighs and Lola holds in her frustration

Endless: A wise decision

The group goes into their trailers with us focusing on the boys first them putting away there baggage with four bunk beds

Izuru: So who’s taking the bunk beds I’ll take the top

Silver: I’ll be bottom to your’s not letting you be a sneaky runt this season

Izuru: Fair Enough, I suppose.

Junior: I Take top

Scott: I’ll take bottom than.

Boko: Want to be bunk buddies?

Louie: Why?

Boko: The only other option is Eric, And neither of us want him.

Louie: Fine But I get top.

Boko: Fair.

Cartman: So I get one by myself and not have to deal with a bitch ass under me.

Scott: Remove him as soon as possible

Silver: Don’t have to tell me twice

Izuru: Even Endless has more subtlety than him.

We cut to the girl sides of things

Lola: I want the closest to the ocean!

Rarity: We’re in the middle of Florida! There’s no oceans nearby! Lakes, maybe, but not close by to this lot!

Lola: Grr!

Rarity: Grr!

Belle: Do anyone have a solution to this?

June: Draw Straws?

Yumi: We don’t have any straws.

Sunny: I know! There’s a few hairbrushes in here we’ll use them instead of straws!

Lola: That’s not a half bad idea.

Sunny grabs seven hairbrushes

Sunny: Taller ones Get top bunk, shorts ones get bottom, shortest of all the remaining bunk bed

The group grabs one hairbrush

Yumi: Top.

Belle: Bottom.

Sunny: Bottom.

Rarity: Top

June: Top.

Pauline: Bottom

We See Lola having the shortest one

Lola: And I get the standalone bunk.

Rarity: We might’ve not thought this through.

Sunny: Yeah, we might.

We cut to the two trailers sleeping as Endless comes to view with a megaphone

Endless: Shush. (Screams into the megaphone) THIS IS YOUR FOUR ‘O CLOCK WARNING, CONTESTANTS!

The two trailers yell in annoyance

Izuru: Go to bed, Endless!

Cartman: Fuck you!

Lola: GO FUCK YOURSELF AND BLOW YOURSELF UP!

Yumi: It’s a PE day Mom!

Endless: Now, what will happen on next episode of Total SFU Action, Will Rarity And Lola bubbling rivalry burst, Will Izuru game last season cost his game this season, and who’ll be among the unlucky that’ll go home first. Find out next time, on, Total Drama SFU Action! And say you to your brain with 27 shots.

The trailers yell louder as the episode ended

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Contestants

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Louie

Junior

Cartman

Lola Loud

June

Rarity

Izuru

Sunny

Boko

Belle

Silver

Yumi

Scott Pilgrim

Pauline