Survival of the Fittest

This is the ??? Of Endless Possible Shorts And takes place during the Purge and see how’s the Purge went for the rest

Script
We cut to nighttime with a big screen showing the news with 24 people around it with bulletproof vests, swords, ninjato‘s, rifles, and helmets along with other stuff with 12 of them being rioters and the other 12 being Scavengers

Rioter 564: Ok time to settle this

Scavenger 67: How did you even escape

Rioter 564: A Gray Douche blew up a jail and had us escape to distract another douche but I want to settle this now and for good

Rioter 129: You realize they have thousands while we have just barely enough to get into the triple digits with the end of the riots even if we win this we can’t beat the rest

Rioter 564: Shut Up.

Scavenger 42: This will just be a bloodbath the favorite type of bath for me Close Second is a bubble bath

Scavenger 909: FUCKING BUBBLES!

Scavenger 42: But still Blood is like the cleansing of the words from people who thought they can stand toe to toe to us.

Rioter 21: How much longer do we have to wait

Rioter 5678: Just one more minute. Load your weapons prepare for sword slashes, sneak attack’s, and any below the belt moves

The twenty four load there guns have a hand on there swords as the giant tv get to the point they groups were waiting for

Goodman: And now for our emergency broadcast system!

TV Lady (Voice): Emergency Broadcast System. This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. No one has been granted special immunity from the Purge. No citizen or group will be exempt. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 A.M., when the Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.

A siren then turns on

Goodman: Alright everyone. The Purge has officially begun. May God be with us-

A Co worker slits Goodman throat and takes off a mask with Black Yoshi being underneath it

Black Yoshi: OH FOLK THREE TIMES IN A ROW! I’M ON A WINNING STREA-!

Black Yoshi gets shot in the head by a unknown person

The broadcast goes off as the group mostly smirk as Andrew W.K. Get Ready to die plays

Rioter 33 Shoots Scavenger 22 in the face but he jumps to the side and takes out two guns holster to his side and shoots at Rioter 33 in the legs but Rioter 4087 tackles 33 out of the way and the bullets hit Rioter 4087 vest as the two hit the ground and than hide behind a car which is being shot at

Rioter 33: Thanks for the save

Rioter 4087: Yeah but still even with a bulletproof vest I broken a couple of bones

A grenade lands over the car near them as the two Instinctively dash to the left as the grenade blew up sending the beyond repair car into flames as the two breathed before being shot by Scavenger 42 and Scavenger 70 before dashing tp another place for cover

Scavenger 42: Next time make sure when you make a run that you remember that your in a war arena

We cut to the Scavengers and Rioters one thousands during it out with the two attacking with combat knives with each slash the other matched both continued when one was able to pass the other arm with there knife they used there other arm to grasp the arm than stab the Scavenger in the head if not for the Scavenger bashing his head into the Rioter throwing him off his game and sending the two backing off

Scavenger 1000: Your pretty good.

Rioter 1000: I had to fight in wars this is just a Tuesday for me

Scavenger midst the conversation brought out a desert eagle and began to shoot at Rioter 1000 Who lunged onto the floor and got out a Smith and Wesson 27 and shot at Scavenger 1000 in the middle of the head and and caused the scavenger to fall along with his gun as Rioter 1000 forces himself up

As the Scavengers are down one we cut to Scavenger 443 and Rioter 565 having a firefight in a Alleyway with the latter using a AK-47 as does the former

Rioter 565: Surprised you have one of these

Scavenger 443: People who enter our lands aren’t exactly the most friendly

The two continue to shoot back and forth as two continue to miss as Rioter 565 reloads and gets up to shoot he gets a throwing knife to the throat and steps back failing his arms along and gets shot by Scavenger AK-47 until the former runs out of bullets and the Rioter dropped to the ground dead

Scavenger 443: Not quick enoug-

The Scavenger was shot at in the arm holding his weapon sending it to the ground with the cause of the shot being from Rioter 98 with Rioter 89 Behind with loaded magnums with Rioter 89 Shooting the Scavenger in the head but he after the shot backed off into a wall knocking himself to the ground dodging the shot and used his left arm to grab a grenade and used his teeth to remove the pin and threw it at the two as it made it’s first drop to the ground the rioters dashed out of the way as the grenade exploded as the Scavenger rushed and grabbed the rioters AK 47 and used his left hand to press the trigger but with that not being his dominant hand it just caused the aim to be off and flung around hitting the walls or the cloud of dust not knowing if he is hitting anything until he heard a scream and presumed he got one as the AK 47 ran out and he rushed to remove the knife from Rioter 565 but he got shot in the head and was revealed to be from Rioter 89 with Rioter 98 on the ground with a shot to the thigh but is (currently) Alive

Rioter 89: Hopefully he didn’t shoot you in a vital

Rioter 98: Hopefully your righ-

Rioter 89 is shot by in the back of the head from Scavenger 777 from the edge of the alleyway with a Smith and Wesson XVR 460 Magnum making a decent hole into the Rioter’s head causing him to fall onto Rioter 98 causing him not to move but giving his injury it wouldn’t make much of a difference as he grabbed his Magnum and shot at Scavenger 777 but he moved to the wall ahead of the alleyway dodging the shot reloading and than shot Rioter 98 in the head as Scavenger 777 turned around and saw Rioter 666 with a combat knife thrusting his knife to slit Scavenger 777 throat but Scavenger moved back just enough to avoid the knife entirely as he turned the corner and reloaded the gun than jumped out to face a shot to the side of the head by Rioter 666 with a pistol

Now with five Rioters down and only three Scavengers the suspense was getting more tense as we cut to Rioter 21 with a grenade launcher using Scavenger 909 as a human shield just shooting randomly exploding rubble just hoping to kill one but Scavenger 95 shot at the side of Rioter 21 head with a Smith and Wesson .44 but he turned and caused Scavenger 909 to be headshot along with Rioter 21 and shot out his last grenade at a feud with Scavenger 22 and Rioter 5678 behind the same car taking turns taking shots with the grenade rolling under the car blowing it up along with the two killing both not exactly instantly but nearly instantly as Scavenger 95 reloads

Scavenger 95: Well a soul for a soul I guess

Than Scavenger 95 gets hit on the head by Rioter 129 with a steel baseball bat causing Scavenger 95 to get a concussion and to bleed alps to drop his gun as Rioter 129 turns over the Scavenger and starts to viciously to beat Scavenger 95 to a pulp bashing in his head sending blood and flesh across the place until it look like the face was cut in half (not actually but how it looks) with how much the head was caved in

Rioter 129: Take that!

Rioter 129 rush off by an alleyway with Scavenger 70 and 42 in it with 70 grabbing the Rioter and making sure he wouldn’t escape his grasp

Rioter 129: Unhand me you bastards-

Than Scavenger 42 brought out a combat knife and slid it across the Rioters throat taking his and looking directly at Rioter 129 like he’s biting into his soul before taking it out after cutting the end and Scavenger 70 let him go and the two hide behind some cover

With only four rioters and six scavengers you could cut the tension with a butter knife as Rioter 122 and Rioter 564 with a AK-47 in the former and the latter had a Remington 870 looking for Scavengers to shoot Than Scavenger 321 with a drum gun and shot at the two but mostly missed the two but hit Rioter 122 in the legs causing Rioter 122 to bend as Rioter 564 lunge shooting at Scavenger 321 in the vest while he didn’t die from that he was sent back and the Rioter 564 helped Rioter 122 up and had him shoot at Scavenger 321 who used a building exterior to help him up and got shot in the head killing him but than Scavenger 70 shot Rioter 122 in the face but Rioter 564 brought out a magnum and shot Scavenger 70 in the head as Scavenger 42 Sees this and rushes to his side with a medkit in an attempt to save him as Rioter 564 with both guns rushes off

We see Rioter 666 and Rioter 564 behind a car with Rioter 564 giving the other Rioter a Magnum and try and shoot at Scavenger 67 and 432 who both had AK 47 and hid behind a car also with both trying to shoot the other both missing the other and emptying out rounds by rounds than Scavenger 42 shot Rioter 666 in the head than tackled Rioter 564 to the ground causing him to drop the gun and brought out a ninjato and began to slash at the remaining rioter and savagely did So sending blood, flesh, and fragments of bone across the place as the other Scavengers look on before both were shot into the back of the head with machine guns killing the two

Rioter 1000: Two down, just two to go

Rioter 1000 hears Scavenger 42 killing another Rioter and than threw a grenade at them as the Scavenger sees this and grabs the grenade and sees Scavenger 678 with a pistol and shot at Rioter 1000 but rolled and tackled them as Scavenger 42 threw the grenade at the two with Rioter 1000 Sees this and realize he’s screwed

Rioter 1000: Oh shit

The grenade exploded and send the two into a wall while Scavenger 678 was near dead but Rioter 1000 was disfigured and injured but was alive but in pain as Scavenger 42 reaches him with a baseball bat from earlier with a medkit before stabbing Rioter 1000 after removing the vest and than stabbed him in the torso to the sidewalk before fixing up Scavenger 678 to where he can survive

Rioter 1000: How...?

Scavenger 42: Well simple.

Scavenger 42 began to beat up Rioter 1000 with the steel baseball bat stopping to say a line before continuing

Scavenger 42: While you had better training than the rest. None of your comrades did. And barely had any experience. While we not as good as yours were trained to help and scavenge. And to shoot. And to help another if required. While you group was a disorganized mess!

After that the Rioter head was completely caved in nothing really was left that wasn’t on the ground

Scavenger 42: Good riddance.

Than the two was run over by Peter Griffin and his friends before they hit a lamppost and died with Peter being sent out of the windshield

We cut to Azaz, AsphaltianOof, And Buckaroo with a car straight out of Mad Max Fury Road hearing the announcement and began to run over cars with Buckaroo with a shotgun shooting stuff

Buckaroo: Hey Mailman this is for throwing my package at the dooor!

Buckaroo Shoots

Buckaroo: Take this you piece of shit

Mighty Poo: I’m the great mighty poo-

The thing gets shot at

Azaz: Get ready to die!

The Car crashes into a monster truck with Kapfan, Slugs, and Mariofan

AsphaltianOof: What the hell!

Kapfan: Purging?

Azaz: Ok but the other two

Kapfan: Slugs has an entire section of his murders on his character bio admittedly it’s small but still and Mariofan

Mariofan: I’m huntin‘ Karma Houdini’s

Buckaroo: We don’t know where Endless is ok.

AsphaltianOof: Wait weren’t we in Culdee’s house

Azaz: It’s written by Endless this year naturally there be a few pot holes

Buckaroo: You mean plot?

Azaz: I know what I say but since you messed up our car. We’ll be messing up on you

Buckaroo brings out a shotgun and a combat knife, Azaz takes out a machine gun, AsphaltianOof and Kapfan takes out a chainsaw, Slugs takes out an axe, And Mariofan brings out his trusty gun and the two looked on as if waiting for some disembodied voice to say “FIGHT!” Than suddenly as AsphaltianOof began to rush he gets stabbed in the abdomen with Kapfan’s chainsaw ripping through his major organs and stuff before Kapfan throws it at Azaz knocking him down than Slugs rushes at Buckaroo who shoots at him but Slugs blocks with his axe Than got close and before Buckaroo could use either his combat knife or shotgun Slugs use the other side of his guitar pick axe into’s Buckaroo’s ribs and sends Buckaroo into the group pile up and Slugs walk over to the And raises as they screamed

Mariofan: They’re being revived after this... right?

Kapfan: Yeah don’t worry the major ones are safe in this universe still it feels more like the OCU than the SFU

Mariofan: It’s Fanon so...

Kapfan: Still

Buckaroo: No I need THOSES AHHH—!

Mariofan: Can you bring it to an end we’re on time here since we could be sniped

Kapfan: Don’t you have a power that let’s you never miss

Mariofan: I need to know the target at least to see there faces than shoot if I don’t know the person or where they’re Than it’s just gonna flop

Kapfan: Aren’t you a cyborg don’t you have some GPS or some of that shit

Mariofan: Cyborg means I have some parts that I’m human not a complete robotic tool

Kapfan: Like Duos

Mariofan brings out his gun and points it into Kapfan’s face

Mariofan: Say That Again And I’ll shoot you

Kapfan: I have super speed and can at least dodge and beat you up

Mariofan: Than tell me do you feel lucky, do you, Punk.

Slugs: Guys we can go ahead in what we are going to do!

Mariofan: Just to keep Kap in check I’m bringing in Duos

Duos appear suddenly causing Kapfan and Slugs to jump back in surprise

Duos: Yes

Mariofan: Duos can you accompany me just in case

Duos: Sure

The four return to there monster truck and drives off

We cut to Culdee’s house collapsing and than seeing RH and others that got out

RH: What is going on?

They see Robots attacking the entire group like Izuru blocking’s Than parrying

Robotgirl: Well this is going to be a long night

After that pointless scene we cut to Crystal trying to run away from Onion Cream with a Gun

Crystal: Come on remember what happened with scissors

Onion Cream: While I want to kill the Flower Bastard But I could go for a more emotional revenge and find where Denny is

Crystal: Than go to Denny’s you be basically another person who puts a cigarette in it’s sunny side up eggs

Onion Cream: Incest? Really.

Crystal: I was being literal like go to the restaurant Denny’s not

An AC fell on Onion Cream killing him at the moment

Crystal: Wait, this is an abandoned warehouse who’s in here anyways? But thank you.

We cut to Shadow shooting it up

Shadow: This is for Maria!

Izuru: Will you shut up! Nobody cares about your dead girlfriend! God!

Shadow: Say That again Punk...

Izuru brings out his sword

Izuru: Nobody gives a crap about your dead girlfriend. What is there not to understand?

Shadow spin dashes at Izuru who blocks with his sword and sends Shadow back, than Shadow shoots at Izuru who dodges all of them and rushes to a wall and jumps off it and sends out a slash at Shadow who lunges out of the way but to hit a building and he get back up but Izuru does a jump kick hitting Shadow in the head knocking him out

Izuru: And done.