U.S.S Can’t Make This Shit Up

This is an episode of Endless Possible Shorts.

Script
Synopsis- Just Endless, Just Endless.

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We see Users (Culdee, RH, Mariofan, Darthsaiyan, Trikkiboy, And Endless) and Manny, June, And Izuru) at the edge of a ship near Endless’s apartment

Culdee: So, Endless what is it now?

Endless: I just got a ship a week ago!

Izuru: He’d stole it.

Endless: Shut it! But yeah I got a ship! Want a test drive?

RH: Yeah N-

Culdee: HELL YEAH!

Manny: Why not, also why am I here?

Izuru: Likely Just dead meat to be killed off.

Manny: Hey!

Endless: Anyways here maps of the location and stuff that’s need to do that I think is the tasks

Culdee: Among Us, Baby!

Endless: Yeah, sure. Follow me

The group enter the ship and it flies off into space within three seconds

Endless: Ok now what

Culdee: What do you mean? You got the ship

Endless: Yeah a week ago with nothing on how it works besides steering and take off and those stuff.

Culdee: Now What?!

June: Just calm down!

Culdee: Someone Just spilt milk!

Endless: Ok who is it!?

Culdee: It’s you!

Endless: That’s Impossible!

Culdee: How come!?

Endless: Because we’re been choking each other during the argument and on the other side from the milk

We see the table with the spilt glass of milk with Manny in a chair with Endless and Culdee choking one another

Culdee: Fair enough but who?

Endless: It’s Manny because he’s the closest

Culdee: Agreed

Manny: Hey wai-

We cut to Manny being interrogated by Endless

Endless: So more about this Corrida

Manny: It’s Spanish slang for what you do in your private time.

Endless: So it’s slang for writing a skit on a rock arguing with itself over politics and began to fight with itself

Manny: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?

Endless: Same to you

Endless press a button which sends Manny into space

Endless: Okay we got the milk spilling imposter!

Izuru: Endless there is no imposter.

Endless: That should like what an Imposter would say!

Culdee: Make him walk the plank!

RH: Yeah!

Izuru: Et Tu, Endless?

The three throws Izuru out of the ship into space.

Culdee: Ok now what there’s an imposter on the ship! What are we going to do he could be me he can be you, he could be everyone but one!

Endless: If you’re all of this thing than you would’ve attacked so that means most of you are still human

Endless sees the rest with Overly sized guns before awkwardly putting them away

Culdee: Walk the plank!

Endless: And this is who I have to be stuck with.

Culdee: You aren’t stuck with us, we’re stuck with you

Endless: Riveting, You must’ve spent all day in that

Culdee: It was a week in fact

Endless: I wonder why you gotten this flanderized for your idiocy

RH: Yeah But Endless has a point we can’t turn on each other like it’s a freaking battle Royale in space!

Culdee: Space Bound comes out next week RH.

Endless: That’s an game in universe of a battle Royale in space?

Mariofan: Now What?

Endless: Well we must do tasks in order to get home

Trikkiboy: Didn’t you fly us here? Couldn’t you just fly us back

Endless: We must do tasks!

Darthsaiyan: But there’s WiFi couldn’t we give someone the know

Endless: WE MUST DO TASKS!

Mariofan: But-

Endless has a sword in his hand pointed at Mariofan

Endless: WE. MUST. DO. TASKS.

Mariofan: Ok!

Endless: Here’s the list for what tasks we have to do. Now to do the chicken soup!

Culdee: No it’s Chicken Coup!

Endless: Ok!

Endless rushes and back with dead chickens

Endless: Done.

Culdee: I thought you were gonna redeem yourself

Endless: A) this isn’t villainous and I’m just wanting to have fun and or B) This takes place before it.

Culdee: Split Up gang!

Endless: Yeah to build up suspense and so it be easier for us to be picked off one by one by one by one bi one buy one bought once. And that’s why I never went to Best Buy again, or so they told.

Endless sees everyone have gone

Endless: Ok to Medbay!

Endless rushes off we cut to RH connecting some wires

RH: Sheesh did the people that owned this ever heard of a tune up?

RH turns around and sees June and takes out a Gun gasping before realizing it’s well June, but she takes out a gun of her own

RH: Put down the gun.

June: I can’t trust you!

RH: Is it that time of the month again!?

June shoots RH in the shin

RH: Okay, Yeah that’s on me.

Culdee: Simp!

Endless: “Hey this is Kettle.”. “Hi Mr. Pot so what did you call me for?”. “I wanted to just say your black.”. “And I want to say I fucked your wife!”.

Culdee: Really?

Trikkiboy: Ok emergency meeting everyone!

We jumpcut to the cafeteria with the remaining there

Endless: Ok I did the vials at Medbay

Culdee: I did wiring

RH: I did wiring also.

Endless: Culdee sus.

Culdee: I’m not!

Endless: How should we know you’re not the thing

Mariofan: Imposter.

Culdee: Easy!

Culdee takes out a hammer and smashes his left hand until bone is seen

Culdee: Ha! I broken my hand proving I’m human, also I broken my hand

Mariofan: Culdee why do you always have the idiot ball

Endless: It’s balls at this point and yeah it seems to be attached to his body at this point

Culdee: Huh?

Endless: Culdee are you retarded, I’m not joking or being an asshole more of me genuinely asking, because the only explanation of you doing this is you being retarded, when we get back to earth I’m gonna have you be checked for your IQ.

Culdee: I like pie.

Endless: Ok Culdee’s safe mostly because I think he’s too stupid to sabotage this ship

Trikkiboy: This ship wasn’t even sabotaged!

Endlesss: Ok we’re running short on time so June sus.

June: WHAT?!

Culdee: Yeah, Sus.

Darthsaiyan: Yeah Sus.

Trikkiboy: If it gets us to doing task than sure, sus.

June: No I’m not sus.

Mariofan: You did shoot RH in the leg for really no reason, so sus.

RH: You said there wasn’t an imposter

We see a gun pointed at Mariofan’s head and him sweating

Mariofan: I changed my mind.

We cut to voting with Endless getting two votes and June getting the rest with June being thrown out.

RH: You bastards

RH press the emergency button

Endless: What?

RH: If you’re just going to do that than just fucking vote me out you bastards!

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Culdee: Oh crap they found us what are going to do!

Endless: And there gonna shoot a laser...

Mariofan: Ah, Shit.

A laser beam is shot at there ship but Endless positions the ship to hit the dish thing and it reflects it back at them

Endless: That was easy?

Culdee: So That can reflect lasers and you didn’t tell us! That’s an Ass Pull and you know it!

Endless: I got this last week had to figure how to fly this rust bucket and the basics which is a lot considering this a large highly technology advance spacecraft and in the time despite my efforts I can only get so much so excuse me of forgetting the minor details hell! I thought the dish was just to get channels

Trivia

 * The title is referencing the Voltaire song “U.S.S. Make shit up.”
 * More to be added