User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/Why?

We see Endless,RH,Izuru, And Parappa

Izuru:...

RH:...

Parappa:...

Endless: I WAS IN A BAND!

RH: So this what going to been what we’re doing today

Endless: I was in a band with Culdee on the drums, Izuru on the bass, and myself as the singer

Izuru: Oh right I drunk a lot during that

Endless: Why?

Izuru: Your song were stupid

Endless: Why I will sing them

Izuru: No!

Endless: Let’s see this before we continue it’s whatever happen to our band called the high flyers

Izuru: That wasn’t the only thing high

Endless: Are you just gonna snark all day

Izuru: If your not going to Than I have to

Endless: Anyways here the middle of our band of what ever happened to them

Endless turns on the tv

Person: Their song stuck it way into my ass and stayed there for 15 consecutive years but what ever happened to the High Flyers they were rumored to be on drugs the Bass Player Izuru was arrested shoplifting, Endless has a list of crimes, and Culdee does nothing at all

The TV shuts off

Endless: Good thing the tv shut off when I was going to talk we started when

We see Endless along in his apartment

Endless: I want to make a band

We see Endless going to Izuru

Endless: Want to be in a band

Izuru: Meh my week has nothing and my shipment of Pokémon Center plushies won’t come till next Tuesday so fuck it

Endless: Yes now

We see Endless kicking down Culdee’s door

Culdee: I’m working on it be patient!

Endless: Want to be in a band

Culdee: Uh no

Endless: Well I have a back up plan

We see Endless holding up a Uzi

Culdee: Yeah sure!

Endless: That What I thought you said

We cut back to present Endless

Endless: And it was history

Parappa: Really That’s stupid

Endless: After that we began on our songs

Parappa: Just ignoring me

Endless: after a few tries we got it right and had our concert where tons of people came because that month was a slow one with no big scale crime nor really anything and this was during a festival

We see them performing

Endless: I should’ve known better than put my dick into my toaster

We cut to the present

Endless: We never have so many people run out of there all at once

RH: I really should stop hanging out with you

Parappa: If you excuse me I’m leaving

Endless: Go run the power of rock N Roll is too powerful for you but anywho after that we were set for a live performance but than I’ll just let it show we were testing the sound equipment than

Endless plays the video

Izuru: Ok testing testing 1 2 3.

Culdee: Testing Testing

Endless: Testing ONE TWO THREEEEEEE

The place blow up

Endless: And the mikes weren’t even plugged in and 2006 people died that night and 390110478 were injured and half of them died later from there injuries along with 13 deaths were because of bloodlost from their eyes, and 2009 committed sucked after a day from that

Izuru: I’m leaving it’s Tuesday the 28th

Rh: Wait The 28th!

Izuru: Um yeah

Rh: That’s the same day as I started dating June Crap I going

Robotboy: Wow

Endless: You said nothing for all of the story

Robotboy: What is there to say about that mindfuck

Robotgirl: Ditto

Endless: Ok let’s get the band back together for them

Robotboy: ‘Kay

Endless: But you have to convince me to go along

Robotboy: Really you give the idea!

Endless: Convince me!

Robotboy grabs a ball and chain

Robotgirl: Well we have a backup plan

Endless: And you convince me

Robotgirl: That’s What I thought

Endless: Onto the next one Izuru

We see them in a car with Endless driving

Endless: Ready

Robotboy: Y-Yes.

Endless: Ok

Endless drives the car recklessly hitting stop signs, electrical poles, and pedestrians

Endless: La la la ala la la ala la

We see a group of people celebrating a birthday

All: Happy birthday mr. Dis

We see the car gets bumpy as Robotboy and Robotgirl go up and down before going hitting through Endless apartment

Endless: We’re here

Izuru: What

Endless: I want to reunite the band

Izuru: Fine

Endless: Get the shogu- WoT?

Izuru: Yes you just force me anyways and I’m not in for hijinks hour today

Endless: Ok get in you get shotgun and also get to hold the shotgun

Izuru: Fine

Izuru goes into the car and it goes backwards out of the apartment

We cut back to RH

Rh: Ok yes I got it she’ll like this

We see a old person in a costume of a heart

Rh: Not What I was expected but it will do Uh

???: No one cares so just me dee

Rh: Ok

We cut to the backyard with a fancy table

Rh: Ok go out with a wave offff yoooouuuuurrrr hannnd thanks for the light

We see the table on fire due to a candle

Rh: Oh help me help no don’t juggle those flaming chainsaws!

Dee: No one let’s me do ir-

We see limbs and blood flying as we cutaway back to the plot as the car flies Well is in the air after going at a fast speed in to Culdee’s house

Culdee: What now

Endless: Rejoin the band

Culdee: No

Endless: We’re family... and your going

Endless sucker punch Culdee unconscious and they go into the car and go in reverse and hit stuff before going through the air and going through a warehouse with Sunny and Onion Cream with the car knocking him into a rocket which goes off

Onion Cream: AHHHHHHHH!

Sunny: Thanks

Endless: The fuck

We cut back to filler near the garage with Rh entering with a burnt rose

Dee (offscreen): So it’s your Ann-

Rh: Will you shut up!

Robotboy: Hi

Rh: Hi Robotboy and Robotgirl

Dee (Offscreen): Fuck you kids your a bitch

Rh: Welp I’m Doom

Robotboy: Fear Not, Robotgirl

Robotgirl presses the button... nothing happens than she presses again... nothing happened... she Than presses it a crap ton of times before the power go out

Robotboy: Welp in the dark we go

The light turns on as we see a Robotgirl tempering with some wires and the power box and when the garage door is fully open we see

Endless in his Christmas getup, Izuru in a Pikachu costume, and Culdee in MetalFell Without the helmet wearing face paint

Rh: Who The fuck are you?!

Endless: I have no idea

Izuru: We’re Culdee,Izuru, And Endless

Rh: Ok I have nothing so

Culdee: I WANT TO GO HOME

Endless: That’s it

Robotboy: Look There here

Robotboy opens the garage door for a crowd as the three go on it in wow as we see the giant tv has free toilet paper on it

Robotboy: There’s June

Robotgirl points 5ge spotlight onto June’s car

June: MY EYES

The car runs over a few people

Endless: Alrighty let blow the roof off this place

The three began to play

Endless: I should’ve known better than put my dick into my toaster

Rh: Who Are you people!

Person 78: Don’t touch me!

We see June looks at Rh and goes to him

June: What The fuck is this

Rh: A gift

June: Thanks I hate it and I want to break up

Endless: Haha look this is the biggest bitch of the seven seas. “Anyways I finished the test with one two THREEEEE-

We see the rocket from earlier make impact as it was blowing up and we cut to Goodman on the news

Goodman: There was no survivors

We see Endless

Endless: What Happened Oh right after my rampage from Poetic Justice 2 I was knocked out but where am I

We see Endless in straight jacket in a mental institution

Endless: Dammit time to make a escape eh! Eh! Crap can’t use my powers!

Guard: Yeah we put the jacket to be immune to your powers so you won’t escape enjoy life here!

Endless: Dammit

The Guard Walks away

Endless: Ok this will take a while

We cut to a montage with Endless trying to escape and failing like bashing against the cell and using the metal bars to get through the straight jacket and so on

Endless: How to escape let see this thing restricts me but if it just for the straight jacket if I were to use my explosion powers than it could break out of here while this thing will remain on I could still make my getaway now to get angry ok let’s hope this works

Endless thinks of things he hate and starting to cause mini explosions

Guard 2: Look he gonna explode

Guard 5: Sub-date him!

Endless continues to do this going even more and as he thinks of a certain Human he completely blows up creating a mini nuke

Guard 2: NOOOO!!!!

Guard 5: SON OF A BITTTTTCHHHHH-

The explosion overtakes the building and when the smoke clears we see Endless

Endless: Phew hope that works

We see him above the week of the building and falls to the ground

Endless: GAH! MY BALLS!

Endless after fumbling with the straight jacket still finds a piece of shrapnel and goes to it

Endless: This will hurt but it be kinda necessary

Endless goes down and slowly moves backwards and have the shrapnel go through the straight jacket ripping it in half and cutting off Endless arms

Endless: Huh. AHHHHHHHH!!!

We zoom out before returning with Endless regenerating his arms

Endless: Thank you Regeneration now to go home stealthily

Endless crawls forwards

Voice: 12 Hours Later...

We see Endless exhausted and reaching Pensacola

Endless: Yes after What was said to be a 3 days to get here I was able to crawl here and none are around including the stores...

Endless walks in a store before supposedly a bucket of water falls down

Endless: This there security system it’s too easy... sniff sniff... Wait this isn’t water it’s.... gas

A lit match is dropped and a large explosion happened and Endless rush in a door and triggers another burglary alarm in a bigger explosion before getting out of that

Endless: Ok after that burn in the ass time to have some fun.

We see a montage of Endless going around using the waiter kart thing and goes down before crashing into a bar with bottles of wine, swinging on the chandelier before it snaps and hit the ground, and him arranging the tables into a house of cards before ramming into it and than falling onto him

Voice: The next day

We see Endless waking up to see the place is a wreck

Endless: Huh What Happened...

A tv turns on and we see Endless sitting on the remote to it

Goodman: Breaking news! M'kay? Panic is going on in Pensacola after these people known as the Crystal Gems alerted everyone about what infamous supervillain, Dreamcaster is up to! It's also been reported that the Iron Flower aka Sunny Funny and some of the other heroes are trying to discuss on what to do about the situation. "sighs" Can we ever go just one month without any villain threats? If this keeps up, I'm moving to the Bahamas. I swear!

Endless: Huh So that’s why no one was here last night eh time to see if the n3xt episodes of RH Superheroes is out

We cut to later with Endless outside walking down the street

Endless: It’s been one week since you look at an- The fuck

Endless sees a crap ton of trucks

Endless: It’s seem the entire town in there but wha- oh yeah the report they must be going to get the crystals! I should help after the disaster of my rampage

The trucks drive off

Endless: Wait! COME BACK!

Endless rush after the trucks and even grabs onto the back on one before getting losing his grip after being bash into the a few times by speed bumps and the trucks drive off

Endless: WAIT COME BACK!!

Endless goes to his knees

Endless: I’m left behind... I’m alone....

Endless walks off and goes to his house

Endless: Ok now what to do I guess I could work on a few projects and the landlord might be gone also so I should have power

Endless goes to his tablet on goes on it and works on Friday the 13th Part lll

Endless: There Done should wait till someone gets back before posting it but what do I do now?

Endless paces around the room for a bit

Endless: Da do da do do da do hum hum hum hum ugh nothing but I am feeling slightly famished Let See what’s in the fridge

We see Endless walks up to the fridge and opens it to see nothing but green milk

Endless: Oh so nothing that won’t have me puking in the bathroom just fucking great! Ugh hopefully they didn’t take everything from here with them

Endless walks out of the apartment and down to the ground and take footsteps to the left and we fade-away to later with Endless lost in the middle of the town

Endless: Ok so where am I And where’s the Store Let See no signs or anything much Wait I’m lost in the middle of dead city.... Welp I’m screwed.

Endless keeps walking around and we fade away into nighttime and we see Endless crawling

Endless: Ok Han now where am I

Endless forces himself up and sees a small grocery store

Endless: Ok let’s hope it hasn’t been raided if someone else is in this town which I think is likely but they might’ve left something behind if that’s the case so fuck it.

Endless goes inside it to see it deserted and messed up

Endless: Ok not so much luck but should see if there anything

Endless goes around

Endless: Huh some candy not exactly healthy but meh

Endless goes and see a few bottles of water and milk

Endless: Should keep them just in case there’s no water in my house

Endless goes to other parts of the store before leaving and walking back to his apartment before fading to that around midnight and Endless enters his house and flips the light switch but it doesn’t work

Endless: Figures but the stove might work since it uses gas

Endless see if the stove turns and it does

Endless: Phew close one probably should cook the stuff that will go rotten first since the fridge wouldn’t work now... I kinda feel like the narrator at this point but let get underway

Endless throws some fish sticks and wings onto pans for both

Endless: Ok let do this

We see Endless touching the stove and it slightly explodes

Endless: How maybe the gas leaked and I caused a spark because that all I’m coming up with but at least they’re done in a instant and landed in the pan hopefully it’s editable

We cut to Endless in the bathroom throwing up

Endless: Ahh why did I eat the food!

Endless backs away and tries to flush but it fails

Endless: Crap. The plumbing off Luckily I got those bottles of water

Endless go back crush half of the stuff

Endless: Shit. At this rate I going to be near death in no time should find a light

Endless looks around and finds a flashlight

Endless: Ok good

Endless turns on the flashlight before it dies

Endless: Did I fucking run over a freaking leprechaun and scared a black cat to go and knock a ladder while under it hitting multiple mirrors and the shards reflected the sunlight to burn down a field of 4 leaf clovers! Ugh I’m going to bed

Endless goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning

Endless: Ok hopefully this day will be better than the last

Endless goes out of his room and a fire suddenly starts

Endless: What did I do THAT TIME!

We cut to Endless outside

Endless: Ok so first the ANWO epilogues get published after meeting Pink Sawn Thing And went on a mini rampage and end up getting bitch slapped unconscious by SMZ Mario in his 4th form than I end up in an insane asylum after escaping the rest of the town left and I stuck here being screwed over by everything! Why me today! Is it screw over Endless day! Ugh ok after that tangent I feel a little better not much but a lit-

A fallen AC lands on Endless left foot and a bottle of vodka hits Endless on the head before the a bit of broken wiring or something from the AC lights Endless on fire

Endless: Goddamnit to hell!

We cut to after that with Endless walking with his eyes twitching

Endless: Ok need to calm down can’t lose my cool when a fight or something has even began! Huh another grocery store should give it a look

Endless goes inside to see the grocery store somewhat have food

Endless: Yes finally a break! Now just need to pick the stuff that yet to rotten Since the power but cut off or something

Endless walks around and get stuff

Endless: This should last me a week and a half. Hopefully the world just gave me a break for now

Endless goes back walking around the place seeing multiple newspaper clippings,photos, and a few paintings of The Dreamcaster Saga events while going by a few dead hobos and dogs and a few stuff ablaze

Endless: (Singing) It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood A beautiful day for a neighbor Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It’s a neighborly day in this beautiwood A beautiful day for a neighbor Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Would. You. Be. My neighbor?

Endless reaches his apartment and goes inside and goes to the Nintendo switch

Endless: Please be at full charge please be at full charge

Endless sees the switch is at 94%

Endless: This is better than I feared it will be

We see Endless playing the switch

Endless: Well I can it going better than the past day I’m not saying it looking up for Endless but it is going decent for me

Next we see three scavengers break in

Scavenger 39: Ok we hit the jackpot

Endless: So What I said was enough for the irony button curse you

Scavenger 69: Yeah!

Scavenger 99: Now we can rob him

Endless: Not on my wat-

Endless get kicked in the crotch by Scavenger 69

Endless: Why is it mostly the crotch!

Scavenger 99: Take the stuff

Endless: Seriously

Scavenger 39: Should I beat him to a bloody pulp boss

Scavenger 99: Sure.

Endless: Wait couldn’t you just stay here for the night before taking the stuff

Scavenger 69: Why what would we do rape you

Endless: Gross! No remember I have a few friends and you could ransom me

Scavenger 99: Ok give us one of there numbers

Endless: I have my tablet and a WiFi router it might work

Scavenger 39: I’ll go get it Boss.

Endless: Why Boss your apart of the scavengers

Scavenger 99: After a little argument we kinda went our own ways and ended up here scavenging stuff

Endless: Ok tha- Kaboom!

Endless shoots out a explosion knocking them back

Scavenger 99: Crap Battle stations everyone!

Scavenger 39: Got It Boss!

Scavenger 69: Ok than with us he’ll is basically fuc-

Scavenger 39 and 69 got chopped diagonally into by Endless with his hand before Disintegrating them with an explosion

Endless: Fucked up you two you’ve fucked up.

Endless gets shot in the crotch

Endless: Seriously this is getting freaking comical!

Scavenger 99: You Killed both of them prepare to get killed.

Endless: Meta Immortality

Scavenger 99: Even so I enjoy every second of this payback so get ready for your doo-

Scavenger 99 gets a hand through his chest before the hand pulls back with his heart by Inverted Endless

Scavenger 90: Wha-Wha-What...?

Scavenger 99 falls to the ground dead.

Endless: Uhhh Than-

Inverted Endless: You me outside in parking lot f

Endless: Ok........?

We jump cut to them in the parking lot

Endless: Using a jump cut can’t blame but anyways not to sound ungrateful but why are you here and not with the rest of the flock with Dreamcaster or something Wait was the inverted ones with him or

Inverted Endless: No or I don’t know I kinda went on AWOL once the news was sounded

Endless: Why exactly!

Inverted Endless: With Dreamcaster starting to take the gems I went into action

Endless: By doing what

Inverted Endless: Ended up to be where one of the gems he yet to take

Endless: Which one

Inverted Endless: You think I will force a plot point into part 2 of The Dream Crystals Rh already has enough works clogged up you and I know we don’t want this to be Dreamcaster Saga forever

Endless: Valid Point But Why you come here for me

Inverted Endless: I wanted to make sure my skills haven’t gotten rusty

Endless: Huh can’t argue with that but why not help the heroes

Inverted Endless: I figured there plot armor would hold and didn’t need my help

Endless: Huh Wait Why hasn’t the creator and or To-Bias come out yet

Inverted Endless: Probably busy catching up on there works

Endless: Huh I see so I guess we’re here

Inverted Endless: Yeah we’re at this point

Inverted Endless make a sword out of refusing and Endless seeing this brings out two swords of his own one being UOTM and the other is the Rollback

Endless: Ready to battle

Inverted Endless: Always has Endless

Both do nothing for a few seconds with wind setting the tension before both rush at it

Endless: Take This

Endless tries to stab Inverted Endless but he dodges with a backflip before sending out a laser of Refusion and Endless blocks it with his swords before going back at it with both dashing,slashing, and blocking attack’s from the other one with Endless blasting at Inverted Endless with his explosion and Inverted Endless attacking with Refusion

Endless: That’s it Thunder Struck!

Inverted Endless: Wha-?

Inverted Endless get shock with a lot of lighting

Inverted Endless: If you had this power why use it to power your apartment

Endless: Before yes but after the stove incident I couldn’t take risk

Inverted Endless: I won’t ask since I’ll just get more questions than answers

Endless: Good choice

Both rush at each other and clash swords trying to overpower the other

Inverted Endless: I REFUSE TO LOSE!!!!

Endless: I NOT LETTING THIS END THAT EASY!!!!

The parking lot explodes and see two of them on another side from the other with one having both arms cut off while the other suffer by being cut diagonally and we see who suffer which injury

Endless: SHIT! Seriously guess this is suppose to be ironic from the deaths of Scavenger 39 and 69 or something

Endless regenerates back and grabs back his swords

Inverted Endless: GAH! AHHH!

Endless: Look like it over already

Inverted Endless: No. No. No. No!

Endless: Time to face realty son this fight is over

Inverted Endless: I REJECT THIS REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!

Inverted Endless turns darker and rush at Endless and slices his body in half and the body slowly poses as a T

Inverted Endless: AND THIS REALTY IS ONE THAT REFUSES YOU TO WIN!!!!!!

Inverted Endless shoots out a huge beam of Refusion like a Kamehameha at Endless and when we see the ashes it returns to being Endless

Endless: Nice attack there if you just stoped after the moment when you use the Rejection stuff I wouldn’t be able to do anything but I was able to return to normal after the huge blast of Refusion

Inverted Endless: Tha-That-That THAT IS BULLSHIT!

Inverted Endless runs to Endless who just nonchalantly chops off Inverted Endless right Arm with an arm chop

Endless: And That attempt to attack was horsecrap. You forget that I’m a fucking S Class Karma Houdini. Now let me show how it’s fucking done

Inverted Endless: Shi-Shit

Endless rush at Inverted Endless with both swords and Inverted Endless make a sword out of Refusion and braced for impact but Endless Disappears from sight

Inverted Endless: W-What?

Endless appears from behind and knocks Inverted Endless upwards before creating 4 afterimages with one creating multiple explosions, one shooting Lighting like a machine gun, and the last two throwing one of either the UOTM or Rollback swords at Inverted Endless

Inverted Endless: GAHHHH!!!! THIS HURTS SO BAD!

Inverted Endless eyes widen in shock as realizing something and creates a giants ball which throw the swords back and destroy the afterimages and knock the real Endless to a wall before falling to the ground and trembling

Endless: Wh-What’s Wrong Used Up The last of your only advantage against

Inverted Endless: Dreamcaster He-He-He

Endless: What The Hell are you talking about.

Inverted Endless: He got the Chaos crystal and about half of the Crystals are taken! I need to leave now I refuse to let him get the rest

A little portal opens which Inverted Endless crawls in and shuts

Endless: Huh that just happened..........

Endless sees a silhouette of four people

Endless: Ok time to see what those 4 are up and about

Endless grabs his two swords and walks towards them

We cut to Trikkiboy with a person in a suit and tie

Trikkiboy: So I have to make a movie for the wikia right

MIB: Yep our we’ll fine you

Trikkiboy: Crap! Is there any loopholes

MIB: I mean if it gets reject by every that will publish it than this becomes noid and void

Trikkiboy: Ok than

MIB: If you excuse me I’m gonna get a movie studios to make a Men In Black 4 After the disaster that was the one last year which will remain unnamed

The person leaves

Trikkiboy: Well I’m fucked Wait If What he said about no one publishing it is true than... Agonzo get me Endless

We cut to Endless in The room

Endless: You wanted to see me sir

Trikkiboy: Yeah as you now I got a movie deal

Endless: Actually I didn’t know that so cool.

Trikkiboy: Anyways we got a movie deal and we want you to be in charge in it

Endless: Why Me of all people and not RH and Culdee?

Trikkiboy: Well with your... “creativity” the movie be seen due to It’s…weird moments and with that it be giving us money

Endless: Oh! I don’t get it

Trikkiboy: I’d figured but your in charge and you can do what you want with but don’t include Human Meggy torture porn/propaganda.

Endless: I make no promises

Trikkiboy: No Crude Humor

Endless: Nope.

Trikkiboy: And to have the wiki play a part in the movie

Endless: Ok than anything else?

Trikkiboy: Nope go wild with it since I have a person to take the fall if it falls (That Probably be true if the plan failed)

Endless: Ok than see ya

Endless goes out of the room

Trikkiboy: Please Let The Movie not be released.

We cut to Endless apartment

Endless: Ok Brain we need to come up with an Idea for this movie

Brain: I’m am brain

Endless: Give me an Idea

We cut to Trikkiboy with a person in a suit and tie

Trikkiboy: So I have to make a movie for the wikia right

MIB: Yep our we’ll fine you

Trikkiboy: Crap! Is there any loopholes

MIB: I mean if it gets reject by every that will publish it than this becomes noid and void

Trikkiboy: Ok than

MIB: If you excuse me I’m gonna get a movie studios to make a Men In Black 4 After the disaster that was the one last year which will remain unnamed

The person leaves

Trikkiboy: Well I’m fucked Wait If What he said about no one publishing it is true than... Agonzo get me Endless

We cut to Endless in The room

Endless: You wanted to see me sir

Trikkiboy: Yeah as you now I got a movie deal

Endless: Actually I didn’t know that so cool.

Trikkiboy: Anyways we got a movie deal and we want you to be in charge in it

Endless: Why Me of all people and not RH and Culdee?

Trikkiboy: Well with your... “creativity” the movie be seen due to It’s…weird moments and with that it be giving us money

Endless: Oh! I don’t get it

Trikkiboy: I’d figured but your in charge and you can do what you want with but don’t include Human Meggy torture porn/propaganda.

Endless: I make no promises

Trikkiboy: No Crude Humor

Endless: Nope.

Trikkiboy: And to have the wiki play a part in the movie

Endless: Ok than anything else?

Trikkiboy: Nope go wild with it since I have a person to take the fall if it falls (That Probably be true if the plan failed)

Endless: Ok than see ya

Endless goes out of the room

Trikkiboy: Please Let The Movie not be released.

We cut to Endless apartment

Endless: Ok Brain we need to come up with an Idea for this movie

Brain: I’m am brain

Endless: Give me an Idea

Brain: Ok um Well Trikkiboy did say to have the Headquarters feature so why not a road trip thing that the 4 of you did last summer

Endless: Nope we need it to be at best 2 hours with the crap landfill it take about ten days.

Brain: Ok. Um them making a movie of them making a movie of them making a movie of them making soup.

Endless: Ingenious But seems more like a subplot but I’ll write it down

Brain: Know What I’ll let the other side take over

Endless: Damn it Eh he’s said to go wild so screw it

We cut to a movie lot with stuff being moved around

Endless: Put the pile of junk from the abandoned wall mart

Staff: Yes

Endless: Pyrotechnics got the stuff for the climax of the film in the abandoned wall mart

Pyrotechnic 1#: Yes god he:s insane

Endless: Ok

Culdee: Endless What is going on

Endless: I been tasked to make a movie by Trikkiboy.

RH: Why And Not us

Endless: I don’t know Probably because he was on drugs or something.

RH: Makes sense also what’s with the hodgepodge of stuff

Endless: Props, staff, and Taxes I Probably won’t do

Culdee: Ok so who’s publishing this

Endless: No one yet.

RH: Ok just send us the script when it’s done and we’ll publish it

Endless: Thanks also want to be in the movie for a cameo

RH: Sure What for

Endless: Trikki want me to have the wiki feature so in the first few minutes I’ll feature it with the main characters blowing it up and escaping

Culdee: What?

Endless: Hey I can pin the wrap on Trikkiboy if things go wrong so fuck it

RH: Fine

Endless: If you excuse me I need to get to the auditions you can help judge

Culdee: Sure.

Rh: Ok

We cut to the auditions

Endless: Ok let see

Sunny: I’m here!

Endless: Nope

Sunny: Why?

Endless: Lack Of effort and feels a bit hollow

Sunny: You Just Doing That to throw me away

Endless: You forget I usually have Izuru do that

RH: Huh is that why he dumps it down my chimney

Endless: No clue/don’t care next!

Parappa: Bantted Banana bandana Banner.

Endless: Not exactly main character but he’ll get a role

Parappa: Yay!

998 Auditions later

Endless: Ok done and done now onto the last edits of my script

6 Days later

Endless: Ok there that’s the first line edited after a long time of thinking. Now onto the rest

Announcer: 2 Seasons Later.

Endless: There Done now onto filming

We cut to the film lot

Endless: Ok let do this people remember be aware of your surroundings take it from the top. Ahem! Take 1! Action!

We see 2 people running down the hallway of a replica of the SML wiki being chased by RH and Culdee

Scott: Why did you shit in the upper decker and steal there works

Disposable Person 2: No reason just wanted to do that

RH: Get Back here

Culdee: Line!

Endless: Perfect now do it again

36 takes later

Endless: Good onto the next scene and grab the fuax bodies

Endless: Ok in this scene your running from an explosion like your going to die or running from your parents when you break a expensive vase ok. Okay. Let’s start the scene!

Culdee: Are you going to tell them that it’s a real explosion

Endless: No it’s be more better acting plus those two are easily replaceable the set however not so much

RH: Yeah this is gonna have a high body count isn’t it

Endless: More or less maybe in the triple digits anywho start rolling! Scene 3 Take 1 Action

The 2 are walking away from the building before it explodes and sends them to the floor

Scott: Holy Shit!

Disposable Person 2: That was actually a bomb!

Scott: And That thing hurt even when we away from it and sent us flying!

Disposable Person 2: Action Movies are bullshit!

Endless: Perfect! There done everybody take 5 and give the 2 one a change of clothes

RH: Ugh

Endless: Don’t worry you’re be in the movie again soon

Culdee: Yay my dignity will be decimated

Endless: Scene 56 Take 3 Action

Culdee: Commander Blockhead

RH: (Muttering) Seriously What The fuck. Yes Lit. Asshole

Culdee: The two are mowing down our soldiers

RH: Who Lieutenant Who?!

Culdee: There Are Adam Douche and Sam Simpson

RH: Ok where they at

Culdee: Your mom house

RH: Ok.

RH hits the button with rockets going

Culdee: That where they last were and you you just killed thousands

RH: Eh they’re expandable

Endless: Perfect just 37 more and we’re done

RH: Ugh Get The montage on they’ll need it

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Friday the 13th

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Junior and Cody run throughout the camp with Jason chasing them.

Cody: LET’S HIDE IN THAT CABIN!

Junior and Cody enter a cabin, but scream and run out when they see Black Yoshi’s corpse hung on the wall.

Junior: BLACK YOSHI’S DEAD?!

Junior and Cody run into another cabin, but exit upon finding Toad’s corpse.

Junior: OH CRAP! JASON’S REAL!

Junior and Cody run into several cabins with Jason behind them in a chase sequence similar to Scooby Doo.

Cody: WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO STOP HIM-

Suddenly, Jason impales Cody with his machete, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Jason corners Junior.

Junior: NO! GO AWAY! WHAT CAN I USE ON HIM?!

Junior notices a nearby knife.

Junior: PERFECT!

Junior grabs the knife.

Junior: STAY BACK! I’M WARNING YOU!

Jason continues walking towards Junior, and Junior stabs Jason in the mask with the knife, and Jason falls to the ground.

Junior: DIE!

Junior stabs Jason repeatably until Jason stops moving.

Junior: Finally, he’s dead.

Junior runs outside when he hears some police sirens.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey. We received reports of a murder spree happening here.

Junior: YES! YOU’RE HERE! COME INSIDE! THE KILLER IS RIGHT HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Junior enters the cabin with Brooklyn Guy.

Junior: Ok! He’s right over- WHAT THE?!

Junior becomes shocked to see Jason’s body has suddenly disappeared.

Brooklyn Guy: There sure was a body there.

Junior: BUT I’M SERIOUS! JASON WAS RIGHT HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait. WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?!

Junior: I USED IT TO KILL THE KILLER!

Brooklyn Guy: WELL, I THINK YOU USED IT TO MURDER THE OTHER CAMPERS! YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!

Junior: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!

Junior tries to run, but Brooklyn Guy tasers him.

Brooklyn Guy: Why do I always taser people who try to run away..

Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car.

Junior: BUT I’M INNOCENT! I TELL YOU! INNOCENT!

Brooklyn Guy drives Junior to prison.

Junior: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

After Brooklyn Guy left with Junior, another bus containing a new group of kids arrives in the camp.

Bus Driver: Ok kids! Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake!

All the kids start to get off the bus, but unaware to them, Jason who is still alive is watching them from the bushes.

Jason: Time to kill more kids...

Jason disappears into the woods.

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Friday the 13th Part ll

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Crystal and SMG4 are seen running to the bus. They open the door and scream when they see Goodman in the driver’s seat with a machete stabbed into his chest.

Crystal: GOODMAN IS DEAD TOO?!?

SMG4: WHO’S DOING THIS?!?!

SMG4 Mario who is still on fire runs up to them and screams when he sees Goodman’s corpse. Afterwards, Jason appears behind SMG4 Mario and stabs him through the chest, killing him.

SMG4: WHO IS THAT?!?!

Crystal: IS THAT JASON?!?!

Jason grabs SMG4 and holds him against the ground as he slices off his limbs one by one before decapitating him. Jason then looks at Crystal.

Jason: Your turn, now.

Jason grabs Crystal and prepares to kill her, but pauses.

Jason: What the?

Jason is seen looking at a necklace on Crystal’s neck.

Jason: My mother’s?

A flashback starts.

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Earlier, Crystal and SMG4 are shown entering a cabin.

Crystal: Man, what happened here? There’s like dust everywhere!

SMG4: I guess this place has been abandoned for a long time!

The two head upstairs and enter a bedroom. Crystal heads to a nearby nightstand and sees the necklace. On it is a picture of Jason’s mother.

Crystal: Who is that? Might as well hold on to it.

Crystal takes the necklace and leaves. The flashback ends.

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Crystal: Um, what are you doing?

From Jason’s POV, Crystal is shown as his mother.

Jason: You’re coming back with me.

Jason grabs a nearby potion.

Crystal: WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

Jason forces the potion into Crystal’s mouth, knocking her out.

Jason: We will be together again.

Jason drags Crystal away.

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One Month Later

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We cut to a boat with villains on it

Badman: Ah a relaxing cruise

Badman Jr: If I could ask where are we going

Badman: Easy where I went to summer camp

Past Buckaroo: Why?

Badman: I hated the place so I gonna have Badman Jr to experience his first ever arson

Badman Jr: I been waiting so long to do arson

DBT Guy: Ok than this should be good

Past Saiko: Agreed

Badwoman: Ok so when will we arrived

Badman: About now

The ships hit the dock of Camp Crystal Lake

Past Saiko: Decent place or at least when compared to a few other summer camps I heard

Dark Tari: I have to agree

DBT Guy: Ok let get this over with

Past Buckaroo: I’m just gonna to fish for now

Badman: While I’m gonna see the old place

The group splits up and we cut to DBT Guy looking in a shed

DBT Guy: Decent stuff a chainsaw, some hockey sticks, a few hammers, And multiple machetes and some gasoline Badman would probably like this

DBT Guy grabs the gasoline and the Machete

DBT Guy: One for the road I suppose

DBT Guy walks off and through a window we see Jason Voorhees

DBT Guy: What do you do with a drunken sailor what do you with a drunken sailor what do you do with a drunken sailor!

DBT Guy hears branches being stepped on and turns his back to see Jason

DBT Guy: What do you want

Jason Takes Out a Machete and walks to DBT Guy slowly

DBT Guy: Well excuse me I going

DBT Guy enters the mess hall

DBT Guy: Badman. Past Saiko is anyone here. They must be at the forest eh might as well get something to eat

DBT Guy enters the kitchen

DBT Guy: Let See Canned Bread If it’s not moldy. Canned Green Beans Maybe. Canned Turkey possibly. Canned Water? Ugh gonna have to work with this than

DBT Guy Hears footstep Behind him and turns to see Jason

DBT Guy: You again why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off

Jason stabs the Machete DBT Guy had into his stomach before ripping it out and slashing off his jaw before DBT Guy fails to the floor dead

We fade out to go to Dark Tari And Past Saiko

Dark Tari: Why Are we going into the woods

Past Saiko: Badman want us to find a few things here to take home as a token from this place

Dark Tari: Is it me or do I see a shack

Past Saiko: No I see it too

Dark Tari: Want to check it out to see what the hell it even has

Past Saiko: Fuck it why not

The two enters the shack

We cut back to Past Buckaroo fishing

Past Buckaroo: Do Doo Doo doooo do do do dooo

We see a shadow creeping up him

Past Buckaroo: Why Do I feel like a scare is gonna happen eh it’s probably a…

Badman: Fake Out.

Past Buckaroo: Ok so your here for what

Badman: I’m about to burn this place down want to see it

Past Buckaroo: Sure.

Past Buckaroo goes off we cut back to Past Saiko And Dark Tari in the shack now

Dark Tari: Look like it hasn’t been cleaned since the 80’s

Past Saiko: I now And is that a decomposing head!

We see Pamala Voorhees decomposing head

Dark Tari: Yeah uh want to smash it?

Past Saiko: You don’t have Tell me twice

Past Saiko smashes Pamala’s head launching dried blood across the place

Dark Tari: I’m taking the sweater

Past Saiko: Gotcha

The two walks away and Jason sees the Sweater gone and Pamala’s destroyed head

Jason: Those son of a bitch!

We cut to the team together

Badman: Ready Son

Badman Jr: You Betcha Dad

Badman Jr activates the flamethrower and set the trees on fire

Badman: There we go shall we leave before we get engulfed in the flames

Past Saiko: Yep

Past Buckaroo: Yeah I don’t want to be The first fried Humanoid Horse

The group leaves but Saiko get a person arm over her mouth causing her to yell and drag her into the burning forest to a tree yet to be burned and uses a belt and a big pierce of woodwork put in the belt before twisting it further and further

Jason: (Wait I can’t believe I’d forgot about her!)

Jason stabs the branch into a fallen tree to keep the belt in place but before he left he grabs a javelin and stabs it in Past Saiko torso and afterwards Jason ran (which looks like a slow jog to others) and goes into a tunnel to grab Crystal

Crystal: Please Be him letting me go. Please let him be letting me go.

Jason dashes (once again looking like a slow jog and barely reaches the boat going out of harbor but Jason jumps up landing on the anchor

We cut to inside the boat

Badman Jr: When are going to arrive Home

Badman: Around Midnight

Badman Jr: Fair enough

Badman: If you excuse me I’m going to the Sauna

Badman walks to the sauna we see a POV Of someone Walking into a room and hearing someone

Dark Tari: Ok let see where Past Saiko

Dark Tari goes out of the room and walks down the hallway with the person walking down

Dark Tari: What The?

The person runs after her

Dark Tari: GAH!

Dark Tari runs away but gets cornered

Dark Tari: Mercy

Dark Tari gets choked by the person and soon enough dies after stabbing the person in the arm And than the person walks into the sauna where we see it’s (obviously) Jason Voorhees

Badman: Son is that you could you wait a few minutes

Jason grabs a sauna rock and slams it onto Badman which burns away at his skin

Badman: Gah fuck! Help! I’m in pain!

But after a minute or two Badman dead and gone and after that Jason walks off

We cut to Past Buckaroo And Badman Jr talking

Past Buckaroo: Not a lot of eventful stuff happening

Badman Jr: Meh to be expect I suppose

They hear muffled screams

Past Buckaroo: Not What I meant But we’ll take it

Badwoman: Yep

They walk over and see Crystal under a pile of stuff

Past Buckaroo: Crystal?! I thought we didn’t kidnap anyone

Badman Jr: Plus that would mean we had Crystal But I didn’t kidnap her the last place she was seen was at camp crystal Lake

Badwoman: Yeah should Let the rest Know Wait where’s the rest

Past Buckaroo: No Clue.

Badwoman: Well I’m off

Crystal: Wait

Badman Jr: What?!

Crystal: Jason in the boat

Past Buckaroo: Did someone drug my drink it’s not funny ok it’s a bit funny but still

Crystal: I’ve been kidnapped by Jason after he killed my friends thinking that I’m his mother due to a locket I had on me ok believe me please I’ just want to go home

Past Buckaroo: Wasn’t it blown to smithereens

Past Buckaroo gets a cup thrown at him

Badman Jr: Yeah sorry we don’t believe yo-

A javelin impales Badman Jr and goes through a wall halfway and we see Jason Done the Action

Badman Jr: I... Re...Tract... The... Stat....em..ent...

Past Buckaroo: Everybody run

The three run before Jason jumps and lands on Badwoman who he Than stomps on her head crushing it

Past Buckaroo: Struggling not to vomit

The two run away but Jason stops to see Badman Jr flamethrower and picks it up and put the room up in flames before running after them

Past Buckaroo: What now

Crystal: The harbor it’s just up ahead

They look behind them to see Jason slowly walking up to them

Past Buckaroo: Jump?

Crystal: If you don’t want to be skewered than yes

The two jump and grab onto the ledge of the deck and pull themselves up and rush off

Jason: I should've gone faster in hindsight meh it’s a horror short they come back to me

We cut to them running off and seeing a diner and they go inside to just see two people in sight a person in a trench coat and the waitress and the two sit down

Past Buckaroo: What now

Crystal: Get Help What else order food

Past Buckaroo: I mean we can’t exactly run on an empty stomach

Crystal: Fine you can have something from here I’m going to try and get help to finally escape from Jason Voor fucking Hees

???: Voorhees?

Crystal: Know anything about him

???: I should know I met him and took the fall for some of his murders

Past Buckaroo: Who Are you?

The black Trench coat sits where there at and take off the trench coat

???: Junior

Past Buckaroo: Ok

Junior: Yeah I escaped jail and try to prove myself innocent not doing so good so far

Crystal: Think you can help us

Junior: Sure just give me what happened and I’ll do what I can.

5 & 1/2 minutes later

Junior: Ok been through a lot ok so wait should we leave because Jason is- RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Past Buckaroo and Crystal see Jason Break through the door

Waitress: What do you wan-

The waitress gets a Machete in the back after being turned around and the three bash through the windows

Junior: RUN!

The 3 rush off and find the waitress car

Junior: Can someone hot wire a car

Crystal: I can try

Junior: Got It

Junior break open the window and unlocks it the three get in

Junior: Hurry by the If you don’t we’ll have our spines be removed from our asses

Crystal: Thanks for the words of encouragement

Like a montage from Saw Crystal tried to Hotwire the car and after 7 tries succeeded

Crystal: Got It!

Jason arrives and pierce the window with his machete

Past Buckaroo: Ah!

Junior: Here

Junior throws Past Buckaroo a shotgun

Past Buckaroo: How And Why you have this

Junior: Got It from a drunken man and have it to defend if my cover blown hurry up before he make us be paint on the walls

Past Buckaroo: We’re in a car so. Nevermind!

Past Buckaroo shoots at Jason knocking him back and Crystal high tail it out of there

Junior: Phew

We cut to two police cars

Brooklyn Guy: Ok hold on got a call from a business owner

Simmons: What is it about

Brooklyn Guy: They said they saw Junior with Past Buckaroo and the kidnapped Crystal!

Simmons: Let Get those fuckers

Brooklyn Guy: Bronx Dude and Police Guy 69 come with us

The two cop cars drive off

We cut back to the group

Past Buckaroo: Here’s Your Shotgun

Junior: If you excuse me I going up in the shotgun

Junior goes up to shotgun and plays some music

Music: Your not the boss of me now! Your not the boss of me now!

Crystal: Change The channel

Junior: What it might be a long ways to Pensacola or to some help

Crystal: This song is bad

Junior: Why you don’t have ears

Crystal: Neither Do you!

Junior: Wha- WATCH THE ROAD!

We see them hit something and send the car upside down

Junior: Ok we’ll just walk

The three get out of the car and grabbed the shotgun and walk out and run off until they see a motel

Junior: Ok should we try to stay here and get and say “We’re running Jason Voorhees” or take on of their cars Hotwire it and drive Of I think it should be the latter

Crystal: Why?

Junior: Let See 1 Who’s everyone else thinks a murdering psychopath, Another is a criminal, and the third is someone no one seen with the two former being with someone kidnap doesn’t equal help for all

Crystal: Fine.

The three get in a car and Crystal hot wires it

Disposable Person 1: Hey that’s my car!

The car drives off

Disposable Person 1: Goddamnit

Disposable Person 1 turns behind to see Jason Voorhees

Disposable Person 1: If you gonna Kill me can you at Least let me take a swig of my vodka

Disposable Person 1 drinks his vodka and finish it and throws it off screen and gets impale through the chest and than Jason brings the machete up causing Disposable Person 1 to die before leisurely steeping towards them

We cut to the three

Past Buckaroo: How far until we reach Pensocola

Junior: No clue ran for about 5 Hours until reaching her after 2 days of hiding so maybe 24 hours or something I don’t know

Past Buckaroo: Yeah so have anything DVD player or radio

Junior: Yes But no dvds So Out Of luck but let see

Music: Paranoia, paranoia. Everybody's coming to get me

The car drives off

Junior: So Favorite-

Crystal: Not in the mood Of questions

Junior: Ok Just gonna sing a bit than ahem. Don’t you love me baby! Don’t you love me-

Past Buckaroo: Should we ask for directions

Junior: Oh right. Yeah We need to find someone around here now

Past Buckaroo: Can you Check the glove compartment

Junior: Found a million ways to die in London but nothing else

Crystal: Nothing else at all?

Junior: Nope

Crystal: So Wait Is there someone behind us

Junior: Yeah he rushing towards us!

We see the person gone in the window and we see Ausar in it

Crystal: Who is it?

Junior: Something Black that has yellow stripes? So not Jason fortunately but not exactly safe so Crystal kick into overdrive!

Crystal floors it and the car drives off

Ausar: The two criminals are trying to take her... NOT ON MY WATCH

Ausar rushes after them

Junior: AND HE’S RUNNING AFTER US!

Past Buckaroo: What’s the deal we’re in a car he’s I assume that thing is a he is on foot I’m pretty sure we’ll be able to lose him. Right?

Junior: I DUNNO BUT IT’S NOT HELPING!

Asuar climbs on the back and Past Buckaroo sees it

Past Buckaroo: JUNIOR! SHOTGUN!

Junior: Be careful my ears are needed to be able to hear

Crystal: You have no ears.

Junior: Neither do you!

Junior throws the shotgun to Past Buckaroo and shoots where Ausar is at causing him to lose his grip and fall

Past Buckaroo: Phew

We see Ausar finding a sharp stick and throws it at a tire and it was able to pop it (I dunno how but still)

Past Buckaroo: AH!

Crystal: Bad News a tire is down!

Junior: Past Buckaroo See If the Thing is back

Past Buckaroo checks and doesn’t see him

Past Buckaroo: Where is he

Junior: Ah!

Past Buckaroo turns around and see Ausar bashing through the windshield and shoots at him but he was prepared and dodged it and use the little holes from the shotgun to pry open the windshield and Junior tries to kick Ausar But it does nothing before Ausar could take Crystal the car went out of control (From Crystal not seeing the road and the blown out tire) and goes through a railing and goes down the hill and hits a tree knocking Junior and Crystal out and launching Past Buckaroo Out Of the car alive but injured and he walks down the hill before tripping over a rock

Past Buckaroo: Gah SHIT! FUCK!

We see Past Buckaroo hits a tree and sees a abandoned hideout

Past Buckaroo: The fuck

Past Buckaroo grabs rocks and some sharp sticks and head in the hideout and looks around seeing a knife which he took, books, and a journal covered in dry blood presumably from years ago at the least

Past Buckaroo: Huh?

Past Buckaroo grabs the journal and reads it before reaching the last entry

Past Buckaroo: “Entry 509 on Friday the 13th July 1990. I starting to be worry about w my team is most of the, have disappeared and the ones I did found was their corpses I‘m a bit scared Add on for the past few days I seen a man in a mask which reminds me of hockey matches I played as a kid but he had one of my groups head in his other hand and I hear footsteps I’ll update this after seeing what the thing is.” Huh Hockey Ma..sk it can’t be right

Past Buckaroo closes the book and looks behind him to see Jason Voorhees with no way to get past him

Past Buckaroo: CRAP!

Past Buckaroo finds a ladder going on the ceiling and he rushes up the ladder and sees the height he’s at

Past Buckaroo: Crap.

Past Buckaroo turns around and sees Jason and takes a few steps back and almost falls off

Past Buckaroo: SHIT!

Past Buckaroo throws rocks at Jason which did nothing and than attacks Jason with sticks which just broke when it hits Jason and lastly Past Buckaroo throws a knife at Jason which hits his leg but he wasn’t faze by it

Past Buckaroo: Time for hand to hand I guess

Past Buckaroo uppercuts,jab,hooks,kicks, and elbows Jason with it just knocking him back by a few Centimeters before eventually Past Buckaroo tiring out

Past Buckaroo: Ok your turn...

Jason Grabs him and uppercuts his head off which falls off the building before Jason let’s go of the dead body which than falls off the building before Jason walks off

We cut to the four cops as they arrived at the motel and sees the dead body along with Dewey Donedidit

Dewey Donedidit: Yeah I saw this body on my property this will worsen this place look around they might be still there

The four split off as Dewey Donedidit takes outs a cigar and lights it

Dewey Donedidit: After this I need one

Jason appears behind Dewey who’s Than turns around and sees and he shrieks in terror than Jason brings out his machete. Dewey Donedidit looks up in terror, then Jason slashes Dewey’s body and bisect their body diagonally. After three strikes, the upper body is completely severed and falls off as Dewey screams before abruptly stopping as he goes completely limp as Jason goes off and we cut to Police Guy 69 and Bronx Dude looking around in rooms

Police 69: Where are they

Bronx Dude: No idea

Bronx Dude goes into the bathroom as Police 69 goes on the bed and sees on the tv it’s on porn which is censored of course before Jason appears and before Police 6 could react he gets his throat slit and his head turn around snapping it and Bronx Dude sees what happens

Bronx Dude: Fuck I thought you were just a myth!

Bronx Dude gets grabbed and throw onto the bed and gets stabbed into the bed multiple times before Jason collapse the bed in two Breaking Bronx Dude Back Before taking his machete back and going away

We cut to Brooklyn Guy and Simmons back at the front and seeing Dewey Donedidit corpse

Simmons: Crap He got him mate.

Brooklyn Guy: Shit the killer probably got away

Simmons: Your Probably right about that mate

The two get into the cop car and drive off

We cut back to the crashed car with Junior and Crystal waking up and seeing Ausar

Ausar: You won’t escape kindnapping Crystal

Junior: What First off she’s driving second off how could I kidnap her when the last month I was locked away when that stuff happened! Third off the person that kidnapped her was Jason Voorhees

Ausar: Ok to argue for the first point shotgun was what the Horse thing had he could use that to get her to drive but you think I’ll fall for tha-

Ausar gets a Machete through his throat and the deathless seemingly died

Junior: Jason!

The two try to get out but was unable by the damage done to the car

Junior: Think of something

Crystal tries to jumpstart the car and it work but it only backed up a few meters where it hit another car and they got out and Junior grabbed the shotgun and shoot Jason staggering him as the two runs off

Crystal: We Done a awful lot of running

We see Junior being jumped by a police officer who happens to be Brooklyn Guy and Simmons

Brooklyn Guy: We finally got you you’re getting the electric chair now fucker

Simmons: Come On we’ll escort you away um

Crystal: Crystal. And Junior didn’t do it! It was Jason Voorhees

Brooklyn Guy: I’ll believe it when I see pigs flying

Junior: I heard Cody‘s Mom is training to be a airplane pilot so you might want to eat you words

Simmons: Oh shut up! You can go fuck yourse-

Jason Appears Behind Simmons and stabs him in the crotch with his machete before bisecting him by bring the machete up and through his head splitting him in two as the three see the murder shocked

Junior: DO YOU BELIVE ME NOW!

Brooklyn Guy: Stay There raise your arms into the skie-

Brooklyn Guy gets grabbed and his head bashed into the wall before being let go

Junior: Seriously! This is getting comedic at this POINT!

Crystal grabs Simmons gun and shoots Jason 5 times before it runs out of ammo and they rush into the police car after taking the keys and opening it and starting the car and Jason goes after them and Junior shoots at Jason giving them enough time to floor it and drive off but Junior ran out of ammo after that shot

Junior: Welp Hopefully we’re near some type of civilization because my shotgun is out of ammo

Crystal: Surprise it could Shoot that much

Junior: So am I

They drive off

Police person 67 (Radio): We got a call for military backup for a 666

Crystal: Is there a code book

Junior: Yes and let’s see 666 is a unstoppable killer from a Slasher Movie any guesses

Crystal: Jason?

Junior: Hopefully we Just need need to continue this for a few more moments and we’ll be done and set free

The Car starts to sputter before stopping to a halt

Crystal: Junior

Junior: Y-Y-Yes...?

Crystal: We ran out of fuel...

Junior: Fuck...

The two rushes out of the car and sees a building and heads into it

Junior: Good thing this building was near by or we”re be fucked

Crystal: He’ll just gonna Find us

Junior: That won’t happen right?

We see Jason creeping behind them before Crystal seeing Jaosn

Crystal: JASON!

The two run into a room full of pipes being all over the place

Junior: Why does this place has so much pipes is this a boiler room if so I thought we‘re not facing Freddy but we’re facing Jason

The two reach a dead end and Jason reaches them

Junior: Of there on Thing I will say before I died I shat in the upper decker of the toilet in Sunny’s house like alll of them

Crystal: Huh thought it was AshaltianOof that did that the house stinked for the next day in and a half

Junior: Yeah Sorry

Jason raises his machete but before he could bring it down Ausar rushes at him knocking him into a pipe

Crystal: What?!

Junior: I thought you died!

Ausar: I did but I lived

Jason gets back up and stabs Ausar who then sucker punches Jason and it staggers him and Ausar grabs Jason and bash him into a pipe which burns away his mask and his face it sees it a messy disgusting face with bone showing out that melting a bit

Junior: Oh god

Jason kicks back Ausar and take out the machete in his leg and stabs him multiple times

Crystal: Junior do something

Junior: Let See I might have some ammo on my

Junior looks in his pockets and finds two bullets for his shotgun and puts them in and shoots Jason in the back of the head and Jason looks behind him to see who shot him and with the opening Ausar rushes at Jason takes his machete and cuts off his leg and rips of his left arm and starts to rip off the other arm before Jason kicks him and Ausar kicks Jason in the crotch which just hurts Ausar causing him to step back

Ausar: Go I’ll hold him off

Junior: Don’t have tell us twice

The two rush away and go outside the house before cutting back in the house when Ausar looks back he sees Jason disappear and when we see him again he mostly good as new except the face area from the pipe and he brings down the machete cutting off Ausar Arm before he grapples Jason and throws him over head and than stomps on him hitting him before cutting off his leg and puts it in the pipe which it burns it and rips off both of his arms and putting it on the burning pipes

Ausar: Go die masked fuck

Ausar walks off as Jason remains there trying to escape

Jason: NO!

Than Jason hears a nostalgia voice from his dead mom and it appear to him like a vision

Pamala: Jason are those three beating and bullying you with no reason and remember I looking over you because you cannot die get up and kill them and kill the rest of them! MAKE THEM REMEMBER WHAT FEARS TASTE LIKE AND MAKE MOTHER REALLY PROUD!

Jason gets up even with the machete in his stomach he hops around and sees the shotgun that turtle left behind and he after a bit puts it against a pipe and shoves his thigh in the dead shotgun to be able to walk before getting the machete out after a bit and shove his arm into it and it stick there and begins to slowly (like slow for him) walk out of the building not seeing the black and yellow thing before reaching the exit and seeing the two running away

Junior: Seriously he’s like the fucking terminator at this point!

Crystal: Welp we’re fucked

Brooklyn Guy (Offscreen): Good Thing you two have a uno reverse card at your disposal

Crystal: What

They get pulled into a ditch by Brooklyn Guy

Brooklyn Guy: NOW EVERYONE AND GIVE HIM NO MERCY!

A group of military gets out of the ditch with rocket launchers and other weapons and shoots at Jason hurting him even more destroying his entire shoulder doing it until he blows up along with the building behind him

Brooklyn Guy: THAT WAS FOR SIMMONS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Junior: So am I going to jail

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah no you kinda convince me since Jason killed Simmons so yeah you’ll get therapy after this so... alright everyone let’s move out!

Junior: What do you think happened to the black and yellow armored person

Sunny: No Idea Hopefully he’s safe

We see the group move out before seeing a Hobo creep up on the remains and see a heart that was somehow intact after the barrage of missiles and other stuff

Hansel: Eh this isn’t the grossest thing I ate

Hansel takes the heart away as we cut to daytime in Pensacola news with Goodman

Goodman: Breaking News! Last night we finally found Junior and Crystal after a month and found that the supposed myth Jason Voorhees was true after killing a police officer named Simmons and we found bodies in an abandoned boat which left from a burnt to the ground Camp Crystal Lake where we found a crap ton of charred corpses about 172 people In the there and add on 7 not from the camp you get a kill count of 179 people by good but luckily he’s was blown sky high no remains left the reign of the killer called Jason Voorhees is gone

We see Hansel about to eat the heart he found as we zoom out to a overview of the city and cut to black