User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA PART 9

We cut to Endless in a desert setting

Endless: Last time on Total SFU Action. The teams went to war, some exploded, some got lost, but ultimately the biggest losers were Team Directors in a first after the past two reward challenges someone was voted off, and that was Belle. What will happen today? Well let’s find out on this episode of Total! SFU! Action!

We cut to the girl’s trailer with Pauline and Yumi holding back Lola and Rarity with both wielding eye liners like daggers trying to stab the other

Pauline: Why does this have to happen almost every day!

Yumi: Almost!?

We cut to Yumi having some coffee

Yumi: Yet again, another fight broke out, this time I had to help since we voted out Belle, and let me tell you, they’re surprisingly stronger then they look, I was lucky my arms weren’t detached, Christ. Tell me, just there isn’t a challenge or if there is one, that we win it most preferable if the latter going to happen an elimination one, I just can’t continue lose sleep like this, and if we lose or if it’s a reward challenge then I’ll sleep here at least it’s more quiet!

We cut to Junior rubbing his eyes

Junior: Ok what happened tonight, We heard there fight from here, seriously, I’m just about to throw a challenge just to not deal with them anymore, with either my elimination or one of their’s, I don’t care at this point!

We cut to Lola giving a confessional

Lola: That Victorian Whore had to go there. Well with how much we kept ourselves from elimination, one of these challenges we’ll lose and she’ll be gone.

We cut to Rarity giving a confessional

Rarity: That Princess Jerk, she went too far! One of these days she’ll be out of my hair for good

We cut to the trailers as the sun comes up with the sound system blaring causing the remaining 8 to come out

Endless: It’s high noon.

Louie: Actually it’s like 6:39 or something.

Endless: My life is a lie!

Endless takes out a gun and shoots himself with it turning out to be a paintball that hits him

Endless: Ok after my mini existence crisis let’s get to the challenge

Scott: Is it ok if I ask, is this an elimination challenge?

Endless: Yes, now can we get to the challenge

Scott: Thanks for answering.

Endless: Anyways let get to the challenge, so I can finalize a couple papers revolving around something that is classified.

Boko: Why did you phrase it like that?

Endless: Not in the mood, Ok!

Boko: Fine.

Endless: Anyways follow me for the first challenge

We cut to a dirt track with horses

Endless: Ok here’s the first part of the challenge

Boko: Which is!?

Endless: Simle, is Amy good old western, they need to ride a horse to deliver the closing credits when they ride off and in this challenge each of you will ride a horse from start to finish and the team that finish faster then the other one wins!

Lola: Wait but our team has five and their has four!

Endless: And that is my problem, how?

Lola: It puts our team at a disadvantage!

Endless: No seriously, that’s my problem because?

Lola just screams as we cut to Team Producers doing their part with Louie on the horse first

Louie: How do I do this?

Junior: How so I know!?

Louie: Just going to wing it

Louie kicks the horse and it goes to the left

Louie: No straight! No forwards!

Endless: This might take awhile

Announcer: Ten minutes later

We see Louie on the horse a few meters from the finish lines

Louie: Ok forward just a bit more, just a bit more

The horse turns around and goes backwards

Louie: No not in reverse! God!

Announcer: Twenty minutes later!

We see the Horse throwing Louie past the finish line.

Endless: Congrats Louie, you likely just cost your team the first challenge, next!

Rarity gets on the horse and goes off and walks on Louie as we cut to Louie giving a confessional

Louie: Seriously how unresponsive is that horse!

We cut back to Rarity crossing the line with her horse

Endless: And three minutes about ten times less then Louie, might’ve gotten done faster if she didn’t braid it’s hair

We see the horse mane braided

Louie: How is that possible!

Rarity: Don’t be mad, sometimes people can be a natural at a few things.

Endless: Junior.

Junior gets on as the horse just walks off as we cut to a confessional

Junior: I did nothing and just let the horse did it’s thing considering I had no idea on what to do.

We cut back seeing Junior at the finish line

Endless: And with seven minutes, Junior finishes. Wonder why I phrased it like that, but considering the writer, I shouldn’t be that surprised.

Louie: Um what?

Boko: It’s just best not to wonder what he means and just nod to it.

Louie: Ok but seriously how is that possible!

Endless: Next!

Lola jumps on and squeezes the horse causing to attempt to throw off Lola before running across the map as we cut to her giving a confessional

Lola: Horseback lessons, Lana wanted to go to a farm which I think an uncle owned on one side of mother or father’s family, and we had to go but with the horseback lessons it made something come out of it.

We cut to Lola getting off the horse

Endless: And with two minutes and seventeen seconds, Lola has the best time, let’s see if that can be beat?

Boko gets on before trying to jump on it before the horse goes off with Boko mid jump

Boko: Huh? Hold on there Jeffro!

Boko hops after it

Louie: Does that count

Endless: As long Boko gets on before the horse crosses the finish line then sure.

We cut to a bit after with the horse just about to cross the finish line with Boko jumping and hanging off of the tail as it crosses

Endless: And with five minutes and thirty five seconds, about six times quicker then Louie, Boko is done. Now let’s see all of your time

Louie: Thirty Minutes

Junior: Seven Minutes

Rarity: Three Minutes

Lola: Two Minutes and seventeen seconds

Boko: Five Minutes and Thirty Five Seconds

Team Producers: 47 Minutes and 52 Seconds

Endless: Now with Team Producers done now time to begin with Team Directors!

We see Yumi on the horse with a guitar

Louie: Is that even legal?

Endless: If she crosses while on the horse then yes!

Yumi: Time for my trump card

Yumi plays a few strings on her guitar and sings guiding the horse

Endless (Voice): Unfortunately due to time restraints we have to speed through this part, we’ll have this on the dvd/blue Ray.

We cut to Yumi at the finish line

Endless: And with a time of Two Minutes and twenty seconds, Yumi finishes.

Yumi: As expected

Louie: That’s bullshit!

We see Scott jumping on the horse and it going into space with the rest with a face the screams “What Dafuq?” Besides Endless of course

Announcer: Seventeen minutes later.

We see the Horse now in battle armor and Scott in armor arrive on earth and cross the finish line

Endless: Um, Scott tell me what that was about?

Scott: I have no idea what just happened?

Endless: But you finished with Seventeen and six seconds not exactly good but better than Louie’s.

Louie: OH COME ON!

Endless: Next!

Silver get on the Horse and uses his telekinesis to fling himself across the track

Endless: And with twenty seconds, Silver gets the quickest time!

Louie: KNOW WHAT! SCREW THIS!

Louie stomps off as Pauline gets on and the horse wobbles before slowly going as we fast forward a bit when Pauline pass the finish line

Endless: And with ten minutes and fourteen seconds, Pauline finishes and let’s see their combine team compared to Team Director’s

Pauline: 10 Minutes and 14 Seconds

Silver: 20 Seconds

Scott: 17 Minutes and 6 Seconds

Yumi: 2 Minutes and 20 Seconds

Team Director’s: 30 Minutes

Team Producers: 47 Minutes and 52 Seconds

Endless: And with about seventeen minutes and fifty two seconds less, Team Directors win the first part and the advantage in the second half

Louie: Which is?!

Endless: Hold your high horses I’m getting to it.

We cut to the middle of the desert set with nothing in it.

Endless: Like in any western, there’s usually a quick draw it be best two out of three, decide the contestants to participate and in what order, also Silver you can’t use your telekinesis to deflect the paintballs

Scott: Could you give us basic details on how the challenge will go

Endless: Both of the people in a match will have each other backs against the other than they take a step forward for every number I say and at ten you turn around and the one to hit the other with a paintball will get the match win two and your team wins, got it or do I need to Uh…, simplify it?

Scott: Thanks for explaining it.

We cut to Team Producers

Louie: Ok with this challenge I’ll do it, I play paintball a couple times usually Webby shoots me before I have a chance but there were a couple times I was able to remove Webby, and I did defeat Izuru in the tiebreaker match.

Boko: Wasn’t that because you used your surroundings, if I wasn’t mistaken by your account.

Louie: I digress, so I should go anyone else?

Boko: Too short for the paintball guns and can’t properly hold them which would grow my aim off.

Junior: I’ll do it

Lola: Fine, hope the paintball, games at one of my uncles farm did enough.

Louie: Ok I’ll go first, Junior you go second, and Lola goes third.

Lola: Yep the best should go last.

Junior: Hey astronaut, I think you should go back to earth the people can see your ego in orbit!

Lola: I don’t think that makes sense?

We cut to Team Directors

Yumi: Ok so who’s staying out of this?

Scott: I’m in it, my reactions are on point.

Pauline: I say I can do this.

Silver: I’ll keep out.

Yumi: That means I am in it, Scott’s in it, and Pauline’s in it.

Pauline: Ok so how should we do this?

Yumi: I’ll go first, Scott you’ll go second, and Pauline will go last.

Scott: That works.

We cut to the two teams and Endless

Endless: Ok you decide the order?

Louie/Pauline: Yep.

Endless: Ok tell me the order?

Pauline: First up is Yumi, Second is Scott, and I’m last.

Louie: I’m up first, Junior is going second, and Lola is last.

Endless: Ok, Louie and Yumi come on up and collect your paintball guns

The two grabs it

Yumi: Ok so what’s the reward for winning last challenge?

Endless: Easy the paintball gun I gave you has better accuracy.

Yumi/Louie: Neat/Duly Noted.

Endless: Now have your backs against each other, for every number until ten take a step forward, at ten turn around and you can shoot, the one that hits the other first gets the point got it?

Louie and Yumi turns their back against each other and take a step forward for each number Endless say

Endless: One!

Louie and Yumi steps forward

Endless: Two!

Louie and Yumi takes another step forward

Endless: Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!

Louie and Yumi take seven steps forward

Endless: TEN!

Louie and Yumi turns around at the same time but one quickly presses the trigger before the other hitting their target

Endless: And Louie gets the first point! Now, Junior and Scott come on up!

Scott and Junior goes up and grabs the paintball guns from Yumi and Louie respectively and has their backs turned on the other

Endless: One! Two! Three!

Junior and Scott takes three steps forward

Endless: Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!

Junior and Scott takes six steps forward and prepare to shoot

Endless:…TEN!

The two turn around but one turn around first and shoots it so once the other turn around it hits them in the stomach knocking them down

Endless: And it tied! With Louie and Scott winning one for both of their teams! Meaning it all comes down to this! Lola and Pauline come up!

Lola and Pauline grabs their paintball guns and have their back turned against each other

Endless: One! Two! Three!

The two takes three steps forward

Endless: Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!

The Two takes six steps forward and prepares to turn around

Endless: And… ten.

The two go around with one spinning around and shooting and the other just regularly turning around and shooting with one hitting their target the other just whizzing past the other by a few centimeters with the two teams gasping

Endless: And… Team Directors Win! Lola I guess you probably should’ve gotten the one with better accuracy

Lola flips Endless off

Endless: Anyways since Team Directors won, that means you five will become four by the night’s end.

Lola and Rarity look at the other and smirk as we cut to a confessional with the two

Lola/Rarity: About time.

We cut to the Boy’s trailer with only Louie and Boko in it

Boko: Ok with tonight!s elimination who should we vote off

Louie: How about you go first.

Boko: Ok how about we say who we want to eliminate and we’ll give our points on why they should be eliminated.

Louie: Ok sure why not?

Boko/Louie: Lola/Rarity! What!?

Boko: But Lola she’s a jerk and is a tad bossy mind you, she’s just gonna be a pain in the ass!

Louie: Who h is why we should keep her, Lola can be easily manipulated to our side and we can easily vote her out if she has nothing of use!

Boko: No! That would just mean she’ll be able to get others on her side!

Louie: Really at least with Izuru he was calm and not screaming every other line!

Boko: Know what, you’re on your own!

Louie: Fine!

Boko: Fine!

Boko and Louie goes off to the door

Louie: Hey we can’t storm off together!

Boko: But the exits here! What do you suggest!

Louie: Fine but after this get out of my face

We cut to the two walking off with us seeing a confessional with Lola and Rarity

Lola/Rarity: With tonight being elimination and me having to make sure Rarity/Lola is eliminated, I’ll try to convince Junior, if I try to convince Boko or Louie chances are they will backstab me so I’ll try to get the other to try and get them on their side. Simple enough right?

We cut to Junior walking around

Rarity: Hey Junior, can I have some of your time?

Junior: Uh… Sure?

The two sit down on a bench

Junior: Let me guess, you want me to vote out Lola?

Rarity: A tiny bit but do you need anything like help with any problems, like any issues needed to be sort out with your friends?

Junior: Well…

We cut to Junior giving a confessional

Junior: I kinda used Cody’s audition tape mostly had an argument knocked him out and used that to convince the producers to let me on, which would likely piss Cody off and with the multitude of other issues, Rarity did her best to give advice, I have to admit I was grateful for that.

We cut to Rarity getting up

Junior: Thanks for that.

Rarity: Your welcome, and if you need anything you know where I’ll be.

Rarity walks off with us seeing Lola eavesdropping and next we cut to her giving a confessional

Lola: Oh clever, but I’m the better manipulator.

We cut to Lola walking by Junior

Lola: Who your voting for?

Junior: Um…, It’s classified?

Lola: HA HA. That’s funny your voting for Rarity whatever you like to or not!

Junior: Why’s that?

Lola: Easy if you vote for me, I’ll burn your golden Thomas to ashes.

Junior: Your joking! You be stuck at wherever they be doing this season aftermaths!

Lola: I have 10 other siblings and a bit of blackmail and knowledge on where your stuff is at, and well it’s going to be you. Burning.

Junior: Even then your announcing this on live television! It takes awhile before any of your siblings will get this!

Lola: I’ll get my phone back and send the one most willing to do that, and when that happens you think your dad would be happy if you not giving in my demands for letting such an expensive thing get ruined?

Junior says nothing

Lola: Ok, remember vote for Rarity, if you know what good for you, if not, then I’ll be at your funeral.

Lola walks off as we cut to the elimination area

Endless: Man, things could’ve gone better, like for example Louie, you wasted an half hour of our time.

Louie: Not in the mood Endless!

Endless: Fine, you get the gist tablets under bleachers, pick the one you want out and that stuff.

We cut to a shot with the five in it with Lola and Louie on the right side pressing at something well Lola press at it multiple times, on the left side having Boko and Rarity with them pressing a button, and Junior in the middle with him looking away pressing a button

Endless: The votes are in… and the ones with no votes are… Louie, Boko, And Junior!

The three grabs their statues

Endless: Lola and Rarity, the two of you had grudges since the first episode I believe, both of you have many fights, but it all comes down to this, only one can remain. The last one safe is…

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Lola smugly grabs the statue and starts to eat the chocolate still smug before cutting to a confessional

Lola: Checkmate.

We cut back

Rarity: So this is how my story on this show ends?

Endless: Yeah, no one this season will rejoin this season, but at the least you have the aftermath show.

Rarity: Point taken, Lola I can’t wait to watch you burn.

Lola: I’m not the one eliminated.

Rarity: Yet.

Rarity walks off before making a pose before entering the lamousine

Endless: Ok the four of you go.

The four of them walks off with Boko and Louie looking away from each other, Lola looking smug, and Junior glaring at Lola

Endless: Wow, what a doozy. What will happen next time on Total SFU Action? Will Louie and Boko mend their friendship or alliance, how Will Lola go now her arch enemy is gone, and will I get out this lawsuit? Find out all of these and more next time on TOTAL! SFU! ACTION!

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Contestants

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Team Producers

Louie

Junior

Lola Loud

Rarity

Boko

Team Directors

Silver

Yumi

Scott Pilgrim

Pauline

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Elimination Order

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14th: Cartman (13 - 1) [Episode 2]

13th: Sunny (1 - 13) [Episode 2]

12th: Izuru (3-3) [Episode 4]

11th: June (4-2) [Episode 5]

10th: Belle (3-2) [Episode 8]

9th: Rarity (3-2) [Episode 9]

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