Christmas Time Again

This is the 23rd Episode Of Endless Possible Shorts

Script
We cut to a outer view of Pensacola with the town starting to decorate as we hear holiday music and a narrator talking about the town

Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store apparently nowadays in fact if you play it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas during Black Friday would fit that marketing whore. But out in the forest, not too far away...

A nearby forest. The Focus pans shifts down from the sky and rest upon a Christmas tree. Forest animals gather round and decorate it

Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!

Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house. And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was a surprised little boy, in a black FNAF hat.

We see Culdee walking with a sled to see the Woodland Critters

Culdee: What The Hell?

Singer: Christmastime is once a year Every critter holds it dear Every animal big or small Christmas means so much to us all

Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.

Skunky: How do you like our Christmas Tree?

Culdee: Um... It’s Uh.... Nice. Yeah it’s nice... that’s the ticket...

Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect tree in the forest!

The others Cheer after that sentence but Mousey stops after a few seconds realizing an issue

Mousey: Oh No, I see a problem

Deery: What is it, Mousey

Mousey: Our Christmas Tree doesn’t have a Star.

Critters: Awwwww....

Beary: We can’t have a Christmas Tree with no star

Rabbity: What are we going to do!

Squirrely: Don’t fret y’all maybe our new friend can help so I ask would you kindly help us on this situation

After that the critters shout stuff in Can he help them before stopping to wait for an answer

Culdee: Okey, Okay.

Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the boy in the black FNAF hat made a star for the tree.

Critters: Ohhhh!

Beary: That’s the best Star I ever seen

Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery said with a smile...

Beavery: How would you like to sing and dance for awhile

Narrator: The boy in the black FNAF hat smiled and said...

Culdee: (Nochantlantlcy And no change to his facial expression) No thanks, I’m going home

Culdee grabs his sled and walks back the way he came

Beavery: Goo- Goodbye Culdee

Critters: Goodbye, Culdee! Bye! Cya! I'll buy your hat!

Culdee: Woof

We cut to Culdee’s house at night asleep in his bed but wakes up and than turn on his light

Critters: Hi, Culdee!

Culdee: Wha- What.

Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise!The little boy smiled with joy in his eyes!

Culdee grabs his Alarm clock after searching around with his hands while his eyes were adjusting to light

Culdee: (irritated) What time is it?

Squirrely: You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!

Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!

Culdee: You Guys, I have to go to the SML wikia tomorrow and listen to about 12 stories and possibly have to tell one of them. So I plead to you just let me go the fuck to sleep!

Mousey: I deduce the man-boy doesn't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.

Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin, Stanny. Her conception was immaculate.

Culdee:... What.

Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.

Mousey: So Soon!

Skunky: How delightful!

Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!

Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own!

They all cheer as Squirrely hops onto Culdee’s bed

Squirrely: Just one problem: we don’t have a manger for our lord and savior to be born in

Critters: Awwwww....

Beary: But we got to have a manger.

Rabbity: Would you kindly Culdee, build us a manger please? Huh?

Narrator: "Of course I'll build you a little manger!" the little boy cried, and he winked at his critter friends and leapt to their side!

We cut to the forest, Culdee is seen having built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head

Rabbity: Gee Whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.

Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.

Raccoony: Does this mean we could sleep now

Porcupiney: My son would have the nicest bed in all the forest

Woodpeckery: Fit for a king

Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever.

So the critters began to sing as Culdee looks on

Culdee: Yeah I’ll be leaving

Culdee walks off but stops in the middle of his tracks after hearing a roar and the critters scattered

The Critters: The Mountain Lion Hide!

The lion peers and sees Culdee by himself

Culdee: Go Away! Shoo!

The Lion runs off

Squirrely: Is it gone

Mousey: I deduce it is

Skunky: I’m not coming out

Foxy: Well we’re done the lion knows Porcupiney is pregnant and he’s gonna kill it, again

Squirrely: Every Christmas’s the mountain lion comes down here and eats the virgin critter

Beavery: Let’s face it. The Mountain Lion will never let our savior be born

The Critters sob

Squirrely: Wait we got Culdee

Raccoony: Yeah Culdee could do anything he could fight off the mountain lion!

Rabbity: Culdee Would you kindly, Um “deal” with the mountain lion

Culdee sighs as we cut to the mountain

Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...

Culdee: Goddamnit, This is ridiculous!

Narrator: Said the boy in the Black FNaF hat. Killing a mountain lion is no easy task. But he thought of a plan and thought of it fast

Culdee: Gawr! Grr! Grrr! Come on out!

The lion roasts and goes to the entrance

Culdee: Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over! Rawrrrrr!

Anticipating the lion's leap, he runs off. The lion lunges at him, but misses. Culdee moves to the side of the peak and turns, gesturing.

Culdee: Rawrrrrr!

Culdee runs up the side of the peak, and the lion follows. Culdee reaches the peak and turns to face the lion. The lion lunges at Culdee again. Culdee drops out of the way and the lion goes over the peak and onto its death below, at the cave entrance

Narrator: In a flash, it was over! A victorious blow! The mountain lion laid slain on the cold ground below

Culdee goes to the entrance to hear noises coming from the cave entrance

Culdee: Oh come on!

Turns out it was three mountain cubs going to the carcass

Lion Cub 1: Mommy? Mommy! W-Wake... Up, Mommy, Wake Up!

Lion Cub 2: Don’t Leave Us Mommy

Culdee: Mommy... Oh no...

The second lion Cub approaches Culdee While he’s at a loss of words

Lion Cub 2: Man-boy why did you kill our mom

Culdee: I… their… critters… birth… of a savior?

Narrator: The cubs gathered together and cried, all alone in the world because their mom had died

Culdee turns away and squeezes his eyes shut as Rabbity saying “Would you kindly” in the background

Culdee: Aw- Awww!

We cut to nighttime at the manger as Culdee approaches

Beavery: Culdee-y

Chickadee-y: Did you do it

Culdee: Yes I Killed the mountain lion. Also I found out that the mountain lion was a she and a mother of three

Beary: Oh... how unfortunate.

Culdee: Also I have to ask one thing

Rabbity: Go ahead

Culdee: You say that Porcupiney is going to birth your savior keyword your’s

Mousey: Yes?

Culdee: But I have to ask what is this savior to you like who did it came from like who gifted this savior?

We see Porcupiney smiles

Porcupiney: Easy our king so hail to the king, Satan.

Culdee: Oh shit.

Deery: But Really think of it why would god fuck a porcupine only the prince of darkness and king of all evil would do that

Foxy: This calls for a celebration! Let’s sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh

Rabbity: Yes sacrifice me

Culdee is frozen stunned as Beary pulls up a Satanic altar on a small wagon with a little help from Squirrely. The other animals bring Rabbity up to the altar. Rabbity is propped up on the altar and Beary tears him apart with a sacrificial blade. The other animals crowd in, tear away pieces of the body, and eat them raw.

Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!

Squirrely jumps into a puddle of blood

Squirrely: Yay a blood orge!

Critters: A BLOOD ORGE!

They do that and we cut to Culdee stunned and likely traumatized from that before fading into his desk at his home with his hand borrowed into his arms

Narrator: In the gentle forest clearing on Christmas Eve morn, The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born. The noble mountain lion had stopped evil in all the years past, But now the good protector lay dead as the good owls amassed. And meanwhile, three lion cubs were crying away. For them, there would certainly be no Christmas Day. And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat. All of this because of the boy in the black FNaF hat.

Culdee: Ugh.

Narrator: Now that he'd killed the noble lion queen, there was nobody to stop the Apocalypse, it seemed.

Culdee: UGH!

Narrator: "I know!" he said with a new happy grin,"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"

Culdee: What no, no, no.

Culdee leaves his desk and waves off at the narrator

Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light, and went back to the forest to set everything right!

Culdee enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV. “Gravity Falls” theme song is heard. He turns the volume up to drown out the narrator

Narrator: He tried to forget all about it by watching TV, But his conscience caught up with him and to the forest he did flee... He thought he could hide from his problems - not true!

Culdee rolls his eyes

Narrator: He knew in his heart the thing he had to do!

Culdee: Please for the love of any freaking god would you shut the fuck up!

Narrator: He knew that only by going to the forest could he --

Culdee: Fine If it gets you to shut up, god!

We cut to the animals manger during day with them decorating with satanic symbols

Deery: Hey look it’s our old friend, Culdee-y.

Critters: Hi

Squirrely: The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born, we must find a human host body to transfer it into.

Mousey: And it must not baptized

Beavery: Can yo-

Culdee: I’m a Christian and baptized and I’m not helping and I’ll be stopping you

Chickadee-y: You and what army

Culdee walks over to the manger butBeary's eyes turn red and brighten. A wall of hellfire appears before Culdee and he wall goes higher

Culdee: Ah! Aaaah!

All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Culdee

Culdee: Aagh! Aaaahh!

A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror.

Culdee! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!

The critters' eyes revert back to normal.

Beary: Our satanic powers did the trick

Deery: It’s getting stronger every day!

Squirrely: Sorry Culdee-y you can’t stop us only a mountain lion can

Narrator: The boy shook with anger! He broke a sweat and fell ill. Then he remembered there were three mountain cubs still alive on the hill!

We cut to Culdee walking up to the mountain

Culdee: Hello? Anyone there?

Lion Cub 3: Oh no! It’s the man that killed Mommy

Lion Cub 1: He come to kill us now

Lion Cub 2: Well I’m dead inside after our mommy died so go ahead.

Lion Cub 3: Yeah better than a slow death without mother

Culdee: Look I fucked up

Lion Cub 2: We don’t know what that word means

Culdee: I made a mistake the, The, squirrel made her sound evil

Lion Cub 1: You’ve got tricked by a squirrel? Wow you’re not bright are you?

Culdee: Look I was sleep deprived an- just- just I'm trying to make this all right again, but the only thing that can stop devil-worshiping critters is a mountain lion!

Lion Cub 3: And you killed her.

Culdee: But aren’t you mountain cubs

Lion Cub 3: No we’re just babies, we still have our baby teeth.

Lion Cub 1: And baby claws

Lion Cub 2: And a dead mom

Culdee: But there is still a way to kill the porcupine baby.

Lion Cub 3: What? You mean like an abortion?

Lion Cub 2: Yeah an abortion would work

Lion Cub 1: But Wait, we don’t know how to do abortions

Lion Cub 3: Mister do you know where we could learn how to do abortions

Narrator: "Where can they learn that?" the boy said with a frown. "I know! The abortion clinic just outside of town."

Culdee: Wait? What?!

Narrator: So he picked up the cubs and down the mountain he stormed. And took them to where abortions are performed.

Culdee: No I didn’t!

Narrator: Look kid whatever your opinion on abortions doesn’t exactly matter when the world is gonna be ravaged by the Antichrist, so just do that and make the critters and him pay the price, get the picture.

Culdee: Ugh. I blame you

Narrator: Everybody does.

We cut to the next scene with the four with a doctors preparing to abort a baby

Culdee: God- Goddamnit.

We see the doctor and the patient heard that and were startled

Narrator: Said the boy in the black FNaF hat! "We've made it already, little cubs! Fancy that!"

Doctor: What the figgy pudding, are doing here?!

Narrator: The abortion doctor inquired.

Culdee: Figgy pudding, what the fuc-

Doctor: If you wanna be in the OR, a pass is required!

Culdee: I don't know, I- I'm supposed to show these mountain lions how an abortion is performed or something, I... I know, it's ridiculous.

Doctor: Well, you're in luck, I'm happy to inform! It's only three days until Christmas, so I have lots of abortions to perform! Gather around my table, cute little lions, I'll teach you to do abortions without even tryin'!

Narrator: Next a montage happens but due to some censors we could only cut it to avoid a lawsuit. So let’s just follow them as I want to give the censors a boot.

Singer: Christmas time is once a year. Every critter holds it dear. Every animal big or small, Christmas means so much to us all. It's once a year, it's Christmastime! And it happens once a year. It's once a year, it's Christmastime! When we hear about how Christmas only comes Once a year.

Culdee: Hope That had a point. This really better have a point.

We see the critters walking by singing the first bar of the song above with Beta Tari, Little Buddy, And Human Meggy next to a sled

Beary: H-

Deery (Whispering): Wait there Three we only need one but which one do we need

Mousey: Well we need a plan but the left is a robot and we need a human and since the middle is a rock while the right is a human so let’s try her

Deery: than the plan is...?

Mousey: To malfunction Beta via our hellfire then Beary would punt the rock thing ok let’s do it

Hellfire engulfs Beta Tari And shuts her down from a malfunction than Beary punts Little Buddy across the hill

Human Meggy: The Hell?!

Deery: Sorry about that Beary can be provoked by strange things why are you here it’s Christmas I mean almost but still

Human Meggy: I want to have fun before wrapping up and listening to the epilogues and me giving payback to alternate Rainbow Inkling

Mousey: Why’s that?

Human Meggy: What do you mean?

Deery: I think he means why do you want payback

Human Meggy: Ok I used to be an inkling in an alternate dimension but due to some event I prefer to not say I turned human though one would be quick to doubt that but yeah I enter here due to a dimension traveler machine

Deery (Whispering): Mousey If that’s the case than we could use her since Inklings can’t use water or be in it which I think has to happen in a baptism

Mousey (Whispering): Yeah Let’s strike

Human Meggy: Why are you whispering and why did Beta Tar-Tari has burst into flames

Beary grapples Human Meggy And takes her away

Human Meggy: Hey! Let go of me!

Critters: What special time and special day, It's Woodland Critter Christmas.

Squirrely: Hail Satan

Human Meggy: Um WHAT?!

We cut to night in the woods with a red pentacle in the Sky

Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and above the woods, way up high, a new bright shiny star hung in the sky. For the world to be saved there was only one shot, A little boy with three clubs and an abortion plot.

Culdee: Ok the critters are just a bit ahead so are you ready to take down the Antichrist

Lion Cub 3: Yeah we know how to get abortions now

Culdee: And handled it much better than I could ever do.

Narrator: He arrived at the critter forest ready to fight, but then gasped when he saw a most dreadful sight.

The critters are standing around the manger. A grotesque creature lies in the cradle.

Beavery: Gosh we did one thousand years of darkness to the forest!

Narrator: The Antichrist had been born, sealing the world's fate. The boy in the black FNaF hat... was too late.

Culdee: Too Late! What the absolute hell is that!

Beavery: Oh hiya Culdee

Human Meggy: Culdee What The Hell is going on!

Culdee: It’s a critter Christmas and it sucks ass.

Skunky: All we need to do is to put the Antichrist into the human host and it’s all over.

Culdee: So this is how my Christmas is going to go. A start of one thousand dark years without it being marry well that is bullshit

The Critters walk over to Human Meggy as Santa sled appears in the Sky

Narrator: When up in the sky the sound of sleigh bells were heard, And a jolly red sleigh flew down to the earth like a bird!

Beavery: Look Santa Claus!

Raccoony: Let’s eat his flesh!

The sled stops

Santa: What The Hell is going on?! Why is there a red star in the Sky?!

Raccoony: We did it Santa we achieved our savior being born thanks to our friend, Culdee-y

Skunky: Death And Pain to all things!

Santa: Little boy you should be ashamed!

Culdee: I know I didn’t mean to help but I tried to stop them and-

Santa: Well good going, stupid! There's only one way to stop devil-worshiping critters!

Santa grabs a long as ass shotgun and shoots at Beavery leaving only his top half left leaving the bottom to fall

Critters: Ahh! Scatter!

The Critters scatter as Santa shoots a bullet into the side of Deery sending the deer into a tree killing the deer and to continue Santa shoots Raccoony top half of his head off and does the same to Skunky

Culdee: At this point at least the day has hope of being saved.

Squirrely uses the satan Powers to make a wall of hellfire appear in front of Santa who leaps over and shoots at the squirrel than going to shoot Foxy and Porcupiney as Culdee ties down Human Meggy

Culdee: Come on let’s get out of here

We see Beary staring down Santa's shotgun

Beary: Gee whiz Santa you aren’t gonna shoot me are yo-

Beary head get obliterated by Santa

Dark Cub: But Santa, what do we do about the Antichrist?

Culdee and Human Meggy join Santa and the cubs

Santa: Don't worry, boys. The Antichrist cannot survive without a human host body to go into.

Human Meggy walk towards the manger

Human Meggy No, I want to have the Antichrist inside me!

Culdee: What?! Human Meggy?!

Human Meggy: With his power, I can finally make Endless get what he has coming to him!

Santa: Don't do it, Meggy!

Human Meggy holds the little Antichrist in his left hand. A glow emanates from the Antichrist and its spirit floats out of its body and into Human Meggy’s chest

Culdee: Dude!

Human Meggy returns to the altar, climbs up, and exults

Meggy: Yes, yes! Now Endless shall get his just deserts once and for all! HAHA! HAAA!!

Izuru (Voice Over): Oh shut up.

We cut to a train with Izuru and Endless in seats across one another being revealed that Endless is telling the story

Endless: What is the problem

Izuru: You Breaking Your promise with Mariofan’s Human Meggy contract

Endless: He said I could use a joke at her once awhile

Izuru: This would count as torture porn and you only have one chance to have a story

Endless: Oh. Shit. Fine I’ll rework it Ahem! "Oh dear, my best friend is possessed! How about that?" said the little boy in the red poofball hat.

We cut back to Story where we were

Human Meggy: HAHAHAA! Now I shall rule the -- Aww. Uuugh. God it burns! AAAH! My soul is on fire! Whoa! Oh, I don't like this!

Human Meggy tumbles off the Alter

Human Meggy: I didn't know it would feel so... dark and evil!

Culdee: It’s the freaking Antichrist what did you expect!

Human Meggy: I made a horrible mistake! I don’t want to be a vessel!

Santa: It’s too late and we must kill you.

Endless/The Narrator: The little boy fretted. He almost started to bawl, But that's when he came up with the best idea of all.

Culdee: The Lion Cubs!

Endless/Narrator: The boy begun.

Culdee: I took them to learn abortion

Santa: What.

Culdee: Now cubs, do like they showed you. Hurry up fast! Get the Antichrist out of Human Meggy’s ass!

Endless/Narrator: And in the twinkling starlight, each little cub did their portion. They remembered all they had learned and gave Human Meggy an abortion.

The third lion cub is deep in Human Meggy’s ass (which is censored due to before of the censors), retrieving the Antichrist with his teeth. He succeeds and takes it to Santa quickly. Santa takes it and sets it down on a tree stump. Santa grabs a large sledgehammer next to the stump, raises it over his head, and bring it down upon the Antichrist, smashing it to bits with a loud THUD.

Human Meggy: Sorry, got a little crazy

Santa: Good going there boy, guess you’ve been through a lot is there a special present you want this year?

Culdee: Actually there is.

The lions' cave. Santa arrives at the corpse of the mountain lioness and moves his hand over it, releasing some magic dust and watching it settle. The lioness stirs.

Mother Lion: Oh what happened

The three cubs: Mommy? Yay! You're back! We missed you, Mommy!

Culdee (Relived): Thank God.

We cut to Culdee at home walking inside to look out and see Fellet’s Grave in a blanket of snow with a little lowering of his jaw before returning it to normal and shaking his head holding back a tear and look to see his Christmas tree with presents from the SML Wiki Members And food some brought and than Culdee releases tears not from sadness but from joy as we zoom out

Narrator/Endless: And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Human Meggy, who died of AIDS two weeks later. [

And we get a shot of Human Meggy back in the hospital, dying.

Izuru (Voiceover): Really.

We cut back to the train

Endless: What it could just be left out and if I told the story that how it would likely be

Izuru: Fine don’t tell another story tell we reach the wiki story telling event

Endless: 12 days of Plushmas I think it’s called

Izuru: Please don’t talk to me.

Endless: Fine

We see a blind in one eye conductor comes out with the other eye looking it was cross eyed with a gold tooth

Conductor: Oh can I tell a story

Izuru: Oh shit. Endless! Tell another story

Endless: Oh I thought you didn’t want me to tell another story

Izuru: I changed my mind!

Endless: Oh Fine, we got it covered, Conductor.

Conductor: Oh Fine.

Conductor goes back to the train

Izuru: I don’t know how train work, but I think he should stay in the conductor’s room at all times

Endless: Anyways let start with the second story “You’re a rotten bastard.”

Izuru: It’s a story about you isn’t it.

Endless: Yes. Now it all started...

We see Endless still with his fist in mid air angry before it gained motion with him slamming the fist in his desk

Endless: I’VE HAD IT! I REALLY HAD IT! MY STORIES ALWAYS GET OVERLOOKED FOR RH’S AND OR CULDEE’S “GREAT” STORIES! While mine are just ignored and have to deal with setbacks of not being allowed to use characters that already appeared! I’m DONE! I’M REALLY DONE! Fuck this shit!!

Endless gets up and walks out into the hallway and sees Izuru

Izuru: Endless, you can’t just leave someone need to write stories and entertain the audience

Endless: I tell you what: YOU! Can write the stories and entertain!

Izuru: You want a repeat of Idea Block?

Endless: I can do what the hell I want!

Endless goes away as Izuru enters the room and after staring at the audience with no idea what to do he brings out a pikachu puppet as we cut to Endless going out of the hallway for us to hear angelic music with heavenly light and it dies down to reveal a male angel in a robe than turns around as Endless sees him with a phone and takes down the phone as he was dialing to look at what was in front of him with a sight

Angel: Hello, Endless I am your guardian ang-

Endless punches the angel to the ground and stomps on his head than walks off

Endless: Had Enough Jehovah Witnesses or whatever the thing for Final Fantasy 7 was called

Endless goes to a coach that for some reason is in the middle of a hallway with a coffee table as Endless gets on the table to the couch take some out a planner on the table and finishes dialing

Endless: Hi can you give an advertisement what do I want it to read “Pompous Cynical, asshole with superpowers to deal with people in the old fashioned way.” Yeah I’m sure it’ll get responses thanks bye.

Endless waits for a second than gets up and sits on the side of the couch and redials as the Angel comes back into the shot

Angel: Maybe you didn’t hear but I’m your guardia-

Endless takes out a wrench from who knows where and with one hand uses it on the angel in the balls making a crunching sound causing the Angel to make a face of pain as Endless call goes through

Endless: Any takers? No ok. Bye.

Endless ends the call and applies more force on the wrench causing the Angel to yelp and fall to the ground as Endless is about to redial AGAIN but stops midway through

Endless: Maybe I should wait a minute

The Angel gets up and kneels at the table

Angel: Oh, my, but you are a protective one. But, in all seriousness, though, I am your guardian angel.

Endless (Not looking at the Angel): Huh, you’re still up? Guess you have balls

Angel: Well I used to. But this isn't about me. This is about making you realize how truly important you are to the world.

Endless: What are you talking about?

We cut back and forth to the person that was currently speaking

Angel: I come from on high to show you the love and affection this world has to offer. Whether you realize it, you played a big part in keeping that love going.

Endless: (looking skeptical) Who do you say you are again?

Angel: My name is Roger, and I am your guardian angel.

Endless: My guardian angel? I have a guardian angel

Endless laughs at that a little bit

Roger (with wide eyes and a little sarcasm): YES! Heard me that time!

Roger joins Endless in a small laugh before both laughs started to die down

Endless: If you supposed to be a guardian angel than where in hell you misplace your wings

Roger: YOU THINK I HAVE NOT FREAKING NOTICE! sorry. I just get that question a lot. No. I'm an “angel-in-training” and once I prove myself worthy, then I get my wings.

Endless: Ok so if I could ask why are you here with me again

Roger: To show you a world without Endlesspossibilities

We cut to Endless with a small twitch in the eye

Endless: Oh come on it can’t be THAT different.

Roger: Oh your wrong you changed so many lives.

Endless: Huh I didn’t know bullshit was contagious

Roger: Just Grab onto my robe

Roger holds out his left arm which Endless grabs on after a second and than the two warp away to another place with both in a blue tint

Endless: Where are we

Roger: In a world where you were never been born

Endless: Ok so where are we now

Roger: We’re in your friend RH’s life

We see in a room a person with a blue buttoned shirt and black track pants holding a cordless drill and case. He holds the drill up to his face revealing it to be RH

Endless: RH’s a plumber?

Roger: Yeah it seems without you there tha-

RH: Ok now to just fix this and the generator for the shield over the solar system is made and we’re protected from outside interference

We see June come in

June: Surprised you took over Dr. Morpheus lab and now helping the world with science and crime fighting

RH: Yeah I still want to keep his legacy alive but now to just do this and give the made cures for Cancer, Ebola, And the dreaded Coronavirus

June: Good day in the world husband

RH: It is a good day, wife.

The two give out a wholehearted laugh as we see the two others with a WTF look

Endless: What The Hell and what was the last one again? I didn’t understand what he meant?

Roger: So turns out he’s a scientist crime fighter who developed cures to diseases and makes defensive machinery with the person that he loves that he married.

Endless: Huh guess you shot yourself in the foot there Roger

Roger: Let just go to another place this was a bad example

Roger snaps his fingers and we cut to another place and that place being a bar with them appearing

Endless: Where are we now some kind of bar

Roger: Yeah not any bar one which a old friend is in

They see Mariofan head down on the bar table with whiskey nearby

Endless: Ok Mariofan isn’t exactly my friend in fact we’re likely only friends because the rest were

Roger: Still without you, he became a drunk

Endless: Isn’t he a cyborg

Roger: Save all questions to the end.

Mariofan: I just don’t get. I just don’t!

Endless: Ok what’s the catch

Roger: What do you mea-

We cut to Mariofan who quickly raises his head off the counter. He's wearing sunglasses and a sportcoat, but has his usual clothes, and is on a cell phone. He sounds angry.

Mariofan: Who said they could make a Cybersix vs Tari 2! Without my permission! Don’t they realize I’m The President Of the SML Wiki with a multitool Of properties that we bought that outshadow’s Disney Who we pose a genuine threat to with reason that is going to be unwarranted from them skydiving without the parachute of my approval!

Endless: As I guessed

Mariofan: Look, I didn't drag myself into a bar because of the snowstorm outside, and THIS is the news you give me? You tell (The SMG4 Creators) that he has to be patient! Until I get a script that I think is a faithful representation, it ain't gonna HAPPEN!

We see Izuru coming into view

Izuru: Is there anything else you need

Mariofan: No that’ll be all but here, have an extra hundred for your trouble

Mariofan gives the money which Izuru happily accepts

Izuru: Thanks I might use this to buy another Pokémon Sword and Shield game they really outdid themselves on that it topped Generation 5 the best ever thanks!

Izuru leaves as we cut back to Endless and Roger

Endless: Yeah he’s soooo doing better with me with him not owning a billion dollar making company

Roger: Well let’s not jump to conclusions

Mariofan: Man it’s great making billions of dollars from my company

Roger: Well.. he said it differently so what if two characters are doing better with-

Endless: Actually three with Izuru.

Roger: Ok... THREE people doing better but what about Human Meggy

Endless: I freaking been a pain in the ass to her to my own enjoyment of her aforementioned Pain that she’ll be doing trillions better than if I was there

Roger: I needed something! Ok! Deal with it!

Roger snaps his fingers as they teleported away into a apartment with it’s lights turn out with us hearing a baby crying

Endless: Hehe! Maybe there’s a silver lining of me not existing of her being a single mother in a crappy apartment!

Suddenly a lullaby from a mobile baby is heard with lights being turned on to reveal Culdee

Human Meggy: Thanks again for helping me Minnesota Prime Minister, Culdee Fell

We see Roger we his jaw dropped and Endless eyes both twitching

Culdee: Hey It Save you time if you just called me Culdee like it Save time of me just calling you Meggy Splatzer And not Alternate Inkopolisis Leader, Meggy Splatzer

Human Meggy: I go by Human Meggy in this universe to avoid confusion with the Splatfest Six time Champion

Culdee: Sorry about the choice of place to stay during the USA prime minister meeting in Pensacola

Human Meggy: Eh it’s ok and I was surprised that you bought the complex

Culdee: Hey this place need to be spruce up a bit it was the least of my worries but a bit could go long ways like the ways you succeed in getting Octolings and Inklings along with humans to live in peace

Human Meggy: Yeah took a bit but start small to get big results as some I heard say a bit or something along those lines

Alternate Tari: Meggy we need to address an incident in your dimension and we need to hurry

Human Meggy: Oh Tari, You my favorite friend and assistant I’d ever had

Alternate Tari: Well, I wouldn't have been that way if it weren't for you. You know, I'm just so glad we have this friendship based upon mutual respect and dignity.

Human Meggy: Alright let’s go!

Human Meggy and Alternate Tari leaves as Culdee enters the bedroom with the baby (not in what you think he’s going to do Of that dirty thing)

Roger: Uh... at least she’s a single mother?

Endless: NEXT!

Roger snaps his fingers and we teleport to room painted yellow with old-style architecture and tulips in the windowsills.

Endless: So who’s life is better without me are we looking at this time

Roger: What’s with the tone

Endless: I’ve been blown over five or four times! So who is it this time?!

Roger: Well it’s KAPfan9876

Endless: And what is his life

Roger: Well let’s se-

The turn and see it’s the Oval Office of the white house with KAPfan in a wife suit and tie

KAPfan: No! No, absolutely not, no! No! No, I'm through dicking around here, North Korea! You get rid of that snobby little Destructive Nukes, or I'm gonna get rid of it for you, you understand? You see, the American people, they didn't elect me to be some kind of pushover!

Endless: So he’s the president... guess it makes sense he’s violent and blood craving I’ll presume he was apart of the Republicans

Roger: Uh... I do-

KAPfan: What's that? Oh, you think it'd be manslaughter? Well, I think it would be the greatest thing to happen to North Korea since I publicly executed Kim John Un!

KAPfan turns off the phone and throws it down presumably onto a table. He then takes out some sort of detonator from his vest pocket and, with authority, pressed a button. We cut to a CGI shot of North Korea being blown off the face of the earth. Cut back to KAPfan who heartily laughs at what happened, before it subsides as he picks up his cell phone and makes a call

KAPfan: Yes, Press Secretary. Yes, let the good people of the world know that they no longer have to fear the tyrannical rule of the once-evil empire of North Korea.

We hear a massive roar of applause as we cut to the other two, still looking stupified

KAPfan: Yes, that's right. Oh, thank you!

We cut back to Endless and Roger, Our angel is frozen in fear. Endless eventually notices this as KAPfan I waving at his supporters

KAPfan: Vote for KAPfan. Vote for KAPfan.

The applause continues at Endless grabs Roger's hand and shakes it, sending them out of the Office; Endless is miffed and we cut to his living room

Roger: Ok I’m sur-

Endless: Cut the crap. We been through around six people lives that were made worse by my existence what next SMLFanNerd making my stories and getting recognition as much as RH and Culdee

Roger: Let!s see

Announcer: Two minutes or so later

They appear back

Endless: I was right.

Roger: Huh guess you really were a rotten dirty bastard, All the people you came in contact with would have led a better life if you had never met them at all.

Endless: Huh so a insulting prep talk how confident does that make me. It makes me want to bash my head against a wall for a hour

Roger: I'm sorry, it's just... This has never happened before! I mean, somebody always misses the person whenever I do this! I mean, SOMEBODY! Statistically, this doesn't seem possible!

Endless: Well guess there’s a reason I’m called Endless fucking possibilities than just name alone. Hell even you likely have a better life than with me!

Roger: Uh... what do you mean?

Endless: I mean you have to be my guardian angel and without me that would mean you would either be someone else’s or something I don’t know maybe screwed up or maybe your the next messiah or something because at this point I wouldn’t be shock

Roger: Know What let’s try that I love the idea it’s a good one

Endless: Here we go.

They go and teleports to a white background and clouds beneath to be seen as Heaven

Alternate Roger: Yes, God, according to my calculations, we should achieve multiversal peace in about two weeks!

God: Good job, Roger, good job! I don't know how I could have done all this without you. You're my number-one angel.

Alternate Roger: Oh, come on, God, I'm blushing!

God: No, I'm serious! If anything was to ever happen to me, or if I was ever to retire, you would be first in line for the job! Mostly because my son doesn’t want to position because he preferred to be where he is and I could understand where he is coming from but still even than if he wanted it, it’ll be cutthroat competition with you in it.

Alternate Roger: Oh, God, you know how to make an angel feel needed! Send my best to your Son!

God: I will. Take care, buddy!

Alternate Roger: You too!

God: Later!

Alternate Roger: Later! I LOVE that guy!

We look back to Endless and Roger. NC looks as if to say, "As I guessed...", while Roger says nothing. With jaw agape, he snaps his fingers; and the duo leave. And returns to the place

Endless: Huh so guess you’re the second in command about achieve peace to everywhere or some shit like that does that prove my point but hey you have a robe and having it decent so what have you

Roger: I was his number-one guy. No one's ever been his number-one guy... but I was his number-one guy... and he called me his "buddy."

Roger looks over to Endless

Endless: Ok I’ll take a guess you’ll try and stop me from being made or born or what have you

Roger: Seems we agree on something

Endless: Than go ahead

Roger rushes at Endless about to twist his right wrist when he moves out of the way to deliver a neck chop to Roger before going for a spin kick which Roger backflips out of And than brandish katana’s

Roger: Huh how can you be so trained

Endless: We just fought for, at best ten seconds

Roger: Yet you reacted on time and kept up with me

Endless: I was going to repeat what I said but listen hear Roger while you know what happens to me in the omniverse but that is only in this omniverse

Roger: What but there is only one. Ok maybe reality might be it’s own but... still

Endless: Well it happened and I learned to put it simple even without my powers or immortality, I could still kick your ass to the end of time which I could also do.

Roger: Ha! What, you think you can kill an angel? I've heard from God Himself: NOBODY can kill an angel!

We see Endless with a hand making a Gun position

Endless: Well I’m fighting one in training so.. heheha. Bang.

Endless does the bang motion causing a gunshot to be heard even without a gun or bullet and we see Rogers forehead with a bullet hole in it and place his fingers in it

Endless: Jackpot.

Roger sighs removing his fingers to see blood on them

Roger: Well god lied to me. That was a dick move.

Roger falls to the ground

Endless: Roger you made the mistake to assume that I wasn’t happy on my life while I admit I made lives horrible and ruined some and destroyed things that exceed the comprehension of even god and ended up in sorrow a couple times that I still remember, still I do it because if I’m living in a world not real and if I’m immortal with no ways to truly die that means not matter how powerful I am I’m still on the same level as everyone and if I’d get trapped or be at the end of everything, I want to have fun, to enjoy what I do, because my life is as pointless as the rest so might as well have a good time even if my own existence is in the end is just meaningless I’ll still do things over and over and Experience everything and repeat if I’m insane than might as well fit the bill tenfold to enjoy, to feel no matter how much Powers I get that is above even gods no matter how much of a jerk sue or Gary Stue or what have you, I’m still on the same level as everyone else. But I should turn things back to normal and get some stuff done

Endless goes to where Izuru is at with him clearly looking uncomfortable with the puppet still on

Izuru: And that's how Mary Poppins had an abortion, and later she became a revolutionary! (Goes to his “normal voice) Yeah that’s interesting

Endless: Get out of here!

Izuru: Thank God. I needed to work on my story for 12 Days of Plushmas

Endless: You do that.

Izuru leaves

Endless: MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

We cut back to Endless and Izuru in the train

Endless: And the moral is...

Izuru: Nothing. Also that freaking happened mostly three hours ago with you having a mid life fuck fest and I having to entertain the “audience”

Endless: I like ducks two

Izuru: Endless really

Endless: Ha is there any stories you want to talk about

Izuru: Saving mine till the Christmas gathering

Endless: Could you tell me synopsis

Izuru: Fine... it’s about the wiki users being in the white elephant Christmas from regular show and you being muscle man!

Endless: Ok mine is-

Izuru: Yeah you dressing up as a Christmas version of Takeshi 6xx9ine And Singing a song stolen from the nostalgia Critic

Endless: Yeah

Izuru: So tell me why are we here?

Endless: Is it because of my kinda world of cardboard speech or...?

Izuru: No why are we on a train when we could’ve just walk to the building

Endless: Because I was giving you my stories for the third 12 days of Plushmas and I was planning to do a trilogy

Izuru: Wait, a trilogy, But you only told two stories?

Endless: Yeah but than I realize I had some business somewhere else and decided to have that be the third this entire train was just to take us there and back isn’t that right conductor

Conductor (off screen): It’s Harold

Endless: Don’t Care. Are you ready we almost at our stop

Izuru: Lucky me that I brought my katana

Endless: Let’s start anything to say Izuru?

Izuru: What choice do I have you would’ve just force me to do so otherwise

Endless: That’s the spirit! Conductor!? Are we at the stop

Conductor: Yes. Now leave and never return

Endless: We need you to get us to the 12 Days of Plushmas

Conductor: Huh what’s that

Endless: We tell 12 stories this year instead of RH just telling the stories we can tell a story of our own for it’s second year don’t know if it’ll go back to the first year for it’s third or the second will continue or another twist for the foredooming one in the next year

Conductor: Ok fine but I’ll leave in thirty minutes I have a life not much but more that what you two have

Endless: Eh fair enough I really need half of that but I could make the pain last a tad longer Hehehe

Endless cackles as Izuru backs off

Conductor: If you don’t leave now I’ll make you uphold your claim

Endless cackles is subdued by those words

Endless: Ok, Izuru ready

Izuru: I said what I needed to be said a few sentences ago

Endless: Got It

Endless and Izuru rams out of the train into the snow into a blurry view of a heavily guarded mansion and they walk towards it

Endless: Here we are

Izuru: Ugh who’s the target

Endless: Rich Buckner

Izuru: Huh a one off regular show villain?

Endless: Yes. After not getting Thanksgiving he had to settled on the Black Friday warfare marketing of Christmas

Izuru: I thought you loved that

Endless: He’s the filth that make the rest look worse. He make the toys cheaper than those carter and Briggs toys we got at the dollar tree scratch that any toys from the dollar store had more care and effort put in than his and works his employees beyond Death hell I heard he uses dark magic to bring some back to the dead to have them to continue to work in a no way out contract with forgery’s if one refused to join or needed some extras to put things simply just sending Krampus on him would be more merciful than what I want to do to him

Izuru: Fine welp

We see there at the gate

Izuru: We’re here

Endless: Hehe welp indeed and now there will be BLOOD!

Endless blasts open the gate sending to two pieces at guards obliterating them into the mansions wall as the rest are alerted

Endless: SHED!

Guard 78: Oh dear god! He killed Jimmy

Guard 56: And Bimmy!

Guard 34: Those bastards!

The guards began to shoot as Izuru’s hides behind Endless only parrying a few but they dodges as Endless sends up a wave of snow transforms it into ice than breaks it apart creating a shadow that covered half of the entire mansion as the guards look on in bewilderment While others are just cowering in fear of the death ahead of them as one goes up to a speaker

Guard 70: Sir there’s intruders! Send reinforcemen-

Endless throws all icicles and all guards in the courtyard perished with icicles piercing there bodies in arteries and major organs

Rich Buckner: Uh What is going on

Endless: Hi Richy Rich

Rich Buckner: Who are you

Endless: Easy... (Gies deadly serious) I’m the debt collector

Rich Buckner: You Better Stop your attack and maybe leave alive or your just a dead man

Endless: (Half Hearted chuckle) Haha Rich Buckner, (Goes back to deadly serious) You can’t even begin to understand the dead men behind me...

Rich Buckner: What do you want! Money! Fame! Some super powers!

Endless: I’m just doing some charity work

Rich Buckner: And What is it...?

Endless: Easy it’s called “Karma”

Endless kicks down the door sending it into the hallway hitting three guards launching them to the end hitting through the wall onto the floor embedded into the door and dead as the rest look on with the two guards in front of them

Endless: Well looky here we have some bed wetters playing cops and robbers guess it’s a wrong time to play

Endless swings his hand downwards from north west to south west and the air pressure cuts them from the right shoulder to the left part of the torso killing both

Izuru: Endless are there any jokes you can make light hearted

Endless: Izuru, jokes are like bubble gum but at the moment, I’m all out of gum.

Izuru: Endless you’re genuinely scaring me.

Endless: Don’t worry maybe at the end I could get some or on the way back

Izuru: That’s not very reassuring maybe you weren’t bluffing in your story

Endless: Izuru we still have a job to do with a deadline we must waste no time and go on with haste

Izuru: Gotit!

The two rush off when another guard appears Endless electrocute him till he explodes sending blood and guts across the place when another one tries to shoot bullets at him mid path Endless uses Telekinesis to force them back and enter through the shooter’s body killing him as two more rushes at him but Endless freezes there blood causing there skin to rip open to reveal there insides

Izuru: Jesus Christ Endless when can you use these powers

Endless: Under Tranquil Fury And or for plot maybe a mix of both for this but onwards we must go it like you haven’t seen a dead body before

Izuru: I have but not exactly in these ways from you in this demeanor

Endless: Don’t worry it only at maximum thirty minutes or half hour so suck it till it’s all over

Izuru: G-Got it

The two continue and enter a montage with Endless killing guards first ripping one’s blood out and than drowning the next one with it, bringing the earth out of the ground and using it to crush two overworked malnourished cooks, Simply just using sunlight making it to be a spear and using it to throw at a guard throw his face, or just disco jointing all of the security guard’s atom in order for it to not make him or something like that than we cut to a sweat shop with nearly all dead malnourished, beaten, crushed workers

Endless: Ok

Izuru: Endless won’t they just revive

Endless: I notice from what I gather the ones Death he announced were ones that were cremated but most of what I notice that the family’s had no say in that leading me to believe that they need to have there bodies to stay here which means to burn this to the ground including the courtyard and should start

Endless sends out a wave of fire to a oil tank igniting before taking Izuru and rushing away as it blows up and we cut to Rich Buckner door to his office

Endless: Izuru saved

Izuru: Just give me a minute to clear my mind

Endless: Ok but remember flames are spreading to here and we only have around a bit left before our transportation leaves our asses here to freeze in a blizzard seriously why is it cold every winter I not complaining but weird

Izuru: I heard Ice Man usually has a weak immune system and that has a lot of allergy’s that still get to him and every time he sneeze he breaths a foot of snow

Endless: So that’s the ticket huh, eh nothing to complain so... screw it ready

Izuru: Let’s just get it over with.

Endless: Couldn’t said it better than my self

Endless kicks down a door to Rich Buckner office with thirteen shark heads behind him

Rich Buckner: Oh sweet heavenly Jesus my lord!

Endless: Praying to god, eh go ahead but spoiler alert. I won’t be listening

Rich Buckner: Oh God!

Izuru: Why do you have thirteen shark heads mounted

Rich Buckner (Stuttering): Yeah first It was a bet for a part but I decided to do this and so at the beach I jumped over a shark, coming back, shot it in the balls, raped it, eating it’s flesh, consuming it’s soul, mounted his head, than repeated that process for twelve more times

Endless: Yeah I did that without the rape though but Izuru unmounted them

Izuru: They looked weird and I need space for some Pokémon stuff

We see flames catching up and the clock about to 12:30 just three minutes away

Izuru: Uh Endless you realize the building is on fire and we only have three minutes and have to go

Endless: Fine

Endless grabs Rich Buckner and Izuru than jumps out of the gates they burst in and lays the two on the ground approaching Rich Buckner who’s trying to crawl away

Izuru: Endless you realize nothing you could do would hurt it

Endless: Guess I have to go more mental

Rich Buckner: Santa Christ and Super Mecha Death Christ help!

Endless quickly places his hand on his forehead than the change of visuals as it turn black and purple for a second before returning to normal as the two Rich Buckner mentioned

Santa Christ: Guess someone needs to Ho Ho Ho’s shoved up his ass

SMDC: FUCKERS!

Endless: Guess we have a walking talking garbage can and a missile tank

Santa Christ: Oh fuck you two!

SMDC sends out missiles as Santa Christ rushes forwards but as they about to hit Endless he stops them and sends to hit Santa Christ in the sides and sent them into SMDC sending them in the Sky

Endless: And sayonara.

Endless snaps his fingers and an explosion is the Sky happened sending them away or all flat out killing them

Izuru: Ok So What is going on with Rich Buckner

We see Rich Buckner convulsing around in the snow

Endless: That I sent him a sliver of my mind of dark thoughts, dreams or nightmares, Hell, some of my memories for good measure and he’s reacting to the things much better than I predicted

Izuru: What Just What

Endless: Yeah others of glimpse at that usually have a heart attack from the destructing shit, or there brain shutdown from the Insanity, or just become a shell of themselves but him able to survive longer than the rest and be able to move around I mean for a bit before frostbite sets in but hey let’s not dwell on that fact but that should statisfied me and gives his just deserts that shall follow him in death now can we leave we could still make it to the 12 days of Plushmas

Izuru: After this I needed a freaking drink

Endless takes out some champagne

Izuru: How And Why

Endless: Got It from the kitchen used hammer space to store it and got it for the party thing

Izuru: Can I have some at the train so I could forget about this and never talk about this again

Endless: Sure.

The two run towards the rain which started to moved but they got in on time

Conductor (Offscreen): Darn it I thought you decided to leave

Endless takes out a corkscrew and after a bit pours Izuru and himself a drink

Endless: Today’s been a day

Izuru: I hope you aren’t as manic, deranged, psychopathic, sociopathic, Murderous, And all around Destructive in 2020

Endless: Is that a challenge

Izuru: No I- know what just forget it like how I’m gonna hopefully forget about this when we reached the event

Endless: I’ll drink to that cheers!

Izuru: Yeah. Cheers...

The two clink glasses before drinking (Endless more slow while Izuru was golfing it down) as we fade out and into a broken down abandoned church with Endless telling the story

Endless: And that’s the three tales of Christmas

We see Pinkie Pie from Equestrian Girls baffled And bewildered by the sort While Izuru was on the ground with vomited egg nog along with Rainbow Dash with the food on a table was on the ground with a cloth on it being gripped by Rainbow dash explaining it’s predicament with Applejack knocked out face in the garbage can

Endless: Wait what happened to Izuru, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, And those

Pinkie Pie: Well... in the beginning around the middle of the first story Izuru who already heard, Applejack who was just c fused and done with Rainbow being in the same boat went over to the table and drunk the eggnog when there was only one left was the hub on the radiator from yesterday and each had a drink and caused each to vomit in the trash before subsequently passing out with Applejack not even getting away from the trash, Rarity left midst the second story only returning to help isn’t that right... she says shut up if you wanted to know

Endless: So I know.

Pinkie Pie: In the third story Sci Twilight finally cracked and went bonkers took me, Fluttershy, and Rarity to put her in a straight jacket and into the soundproof room for parents with children in the back of this abandoned church

We look back to see it’s true with Sci Twilight rocking back and forth with a insane looking face that could rival Endless voice and eyes or whatever his head is

Endless: And Fluttershy

Pinkie Pie: She found a dead rat in a stocking you placed up over there to make things more festive and that was around the whole shark thing which caused her to choke you

Endless: So that why my voice sounded hoarse around the end

Pinkie Pie: Yeah just a little bit ago it took me and Rarity to pry her off of you and Rarity currently is trying to calm Fluttershy

Endless: Ok your thoughts

Pinkie Pie: Is there any gas coming the vents that’s was my main though during everything

Endless: Eh ok Marry Christmas everybody hopefully I can make one more short

Endless waves ass the short end with “I didn’t know how to end this sue me and call this ironic or some crap”

Trivia

 * The First Story is based(/stolen) off the South Park episode
 * The Second one is based off of your a rotten bastard from the Nostalgia Critic
 * While the third was original