User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/Total SFU Island 3

We cut to a shot of Endless on the docks

Endless: Last time on Total SFU Island I Drama SFU Meh either works. Anyways. It was Kung Fi Fighting And boy it was fun for me not for them, But Izuru gotten a brainwashing power up and in a Moral Event Horizon Used On Silver to sabotaged his own team and caused there lost after Pauline beaten Izuru to an inch of his life but that wasn’t enough Team Jokers ended up voting off Silver with Izuru plan. Now while that streak continue Or was that just a lucky shot in the dark, will they find out, and I just got a paycheck! But let’s see if those two are answered on this episode of Total Drama Island!

We cut to Team Aces cabin in there boy’s section in it having two bunk beds with there Team waking up from And alarm with Colonel Noodle snoring beforehand.

Boko: Please let it involve sleeping gas this time!

Raphael: It’ll likely not be the case. But we might as well try and find some berries ya know something actually edible without having our stomach pumped.

Boko: How is he still asleep... want to try that warm water prank

Raphael: On him why not.

We cut to a confessional of Colonel Noodle

Colonel Noodle: Yeah I knew they were awake I woke up at the alarm but didn’t have them know.

We cut back with Raphael with a bowl of warm water going to Colonel Noodle about to place his hand it when he knocks the bowl of his hand and the water lands into Raphael’s shorts

Colonel Noodle: Ha!

Raphael hits Colonel Noodle with his bed

Endless: Come on everyone it’s another challenge today get up you had two days of rest!

We cut to Raphael with his regular clothes

Raphael: Yeah we got two days of rest nothing happened besides Scott and Maguro questing Izuru And Than us Than her team then the rest of ours but no progress on that subplots.

We cut to the two teams in the middle of a stage with a table covered with a white tablecloth

Maguro: Ok what is it this time

Izuru: Is it a talent show I’ll tell you our talent it)s called disappointing everyone.

Endless: Nope let’s cut to chase shall we today it’s a where You fourteen have to sing songs we have in a bing with strips of paper with the sing you get a handful of songs that I put in with whatever came to me and decide from that handful which song you want and give that strip of paper to KAPfan who give you the song sheet which you have to memorize over the next thirty minutes than we randomly choose a name out of a hat to perform than our three judges will rate you with a maximum score of 30 all together

Maguro: Three?

Izuru: Likely him, KAPfan, And a special host

Endless: Correct your time begins now!

The fourteen goes up and tries to grab a handful pushing and shoving

Yumi: Hey that’s my hair!

Izuru: Scott you have your elbow in my ribs!

Scott: No you have your ribs in my elbow

Izuru: You been watching too much of 2 Guys have you.

Scott: I can stop when I want to!

Boko gets out with an handful using both hands

Endless: Hey use Used more than a hand

Boko: I’m small and so are my hands sue me.

Endless: Fine But I’m watching you.

Human Meggy rushed out next

Human Meggy: Got mine.

Afterwards Izuru rushes out

Izuru: Don’t get your hopes up, Endless taste in music is bad.

Yumi runs in next and so does Zoe

Zoe: Have mine

Yumi: So Do I.

Pauline And Colonel Noodle rushes with there handful. Next was Sunny Than Raphael.

Raphael: Hope mine are decent

Colonel Noodle: Ditto.

Aiden comes with his and Than trips hitting the floor

Aiden: I’m okay

Belle comes up next

Belle: But your dignity isn’t

Izuru: That’ll imply he once had dignity.

Belle: Valid Point.

Finally Scott and Maguro comes up

Endless: Ok now go your separate ways and decide what sing you want to perform and be back here at dusk at most to give your strips of paper to KAPfan than you’ll be given till nighttime form there to read the lyrics memorize them and than sing

The fourteen runs off and we cut to Yumi using the confessional

Yumi: A singing competition that might as well give me the win. While I have Ami help sing but still I can easily hold a much brighter candle than her. Even with only five minutes of rehearsal.

We cut to Aiden’s

Aiden: Let’s see Radiohead’s “Creep” Yeah no too simpy, We are the champions by whoever Yeah no that’ll make it seem they are more than me as the winner. Ah here we go.

We cut to Sunny looking over her’s

Sunny: Let’s see I can’t exactly sing so might as well try my damnedest! Hm Friday by Rebecca Bla-

Endless grabs that and burn it

Endless: KAPfan was that you

KAPfan laughs offscreen as Endless goes away

Sunny: I don’t know what to say to that

We cut to Izuru just closing his eyes and grabbing a piece and does so and open his eyes

Izuru: This is tolerable.

We cut to Scott trying to find one from his bands but see Endless pointing at a watch and Scott shrugs and just randomly picks one

We cut to Colonel Noodle seeing two choices and hesitantly choices the left one

We see Amy Rose picking ten and doing an ennie miney moe And picks one, then we cut to Pauline choosing one happy, cut to Zoe picking one about to put it in the pile of the rest before stopping

Zoe: Hm this might not be as miserable as thought.

We cut to Belle just randomly picking one, Maguro looking over a couple choices

Maguro: Can I get some Mayo?

Endless: Choose a song and win than maybe.

Maguro quickly just chooses one, we cut to Boko remembering Bugs singing looking at a song choice and deciding to do that, Raphael picking one, Human Meggy chowing her’s, And the group reaching the stage

Endless: Okay after the entire day is done you will give your song choices to KAPfan and he’ll give you the lyrics and Than we’ll introduced the judges and after around thirty minutes we’ll start picking names out of a hat got it

The group nods there heads

Endless: Good Than go

The fourteen gave there choices gets a paper with the lyrics than cutting to Endless at the judges table

Endless: Now people in America and hopefully international audience welcome to Total Drama has Singing with our judges... the X-Overs tournament holder and my co host... KAPfan and the man rivaling my procrastination... Culdee

KAPfan: Hey.

Culdee: Sup.

Endless: And me now let’s check up on our contestants

We cut to backstage and see Yumi practice a guitar, while Sunny is trying to sing, while Colonel Noodle is trying to practice his lyrics while getting a smoke machine, a dummy, some rope, and a chair, and a toy knife. Human Meggy happy to see Culdee while singing her lines to prepare, Raphael putting on a leather jacket while practicing his song. Scott practicing his bass while Izuru is singing

Zoe is practicing her song under breath, Aiden is confidently singing which we had to mute for you keeping your ears, Belle is just looking over her song

Belle: Why did I choose this song again.

We cut back to the judges

Endless: And now here’s where the real fun begins have the top hat

KAPfan: Yes

Endless: Culdee you’ll begin

Culdee: Okay.

Culdee goes into the hat and pulls out a name

Culdee: Okay, I got Boko

Endless: Alright Boko come to the stage.

Boko goes to the stage

KAPfan: Okay Boko cafe to tell us what song you got?

Boko: My Way By Frank Sinatra

Endless: Ok you can start anytime Boko

Boko: Okay!

The Stage lights turn on

Boko ; My Way

Boko: And now, the end is near

And so I face the final curtain

My friend, I'll make it clear

I'll state my case, of which I am certain

I've lived a life that's full

I've traveled each and every highway

And more, much more

I did it, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few

But then again, too few to mention

I did what I had to do

And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course

Each careful step along the byway

And more, much, much more

I did it, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew

And through it all, whenever there was doubt

I ate it up and spit it out

I faced it all and stood tall

And did it, did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried

I've had my fill; my share of losing

And now, as tears subside

I find that it's all so amusing

And to think I did all that

And may I say - not in a shy way

"Oh no, oh no, not me

I did it my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught

Naught to say the things that he truly feels

And not the words of someone who kneels

That record shows I took all the blows

And did it my way!

The stage lights slowly dim before going off as Boko finishes with Endless clapping his hands

Endless: Bravo Bravo! Kinda like that mouse from Sing from Illumination

Culdee: Ok, But I like not a fan of those type of songs but I like your rendition on it. I’ll give it a seven.

KAPfan: I still prefer Dragon Ball Z Abridged version but I’ll agree with Culdee, 7 shall do.

Endless: I like the sing not heard a lot of Fran Sinatra songs but heard this one and like it and I Also your take on it so 9. So it’s 23 out of 30. Good so far Boko you can go into the bleachers behind us if you want or stay backstage

Boko: I’ll stay backstage

Endless: Eh your lost.

Boko goes behind the curtain

Endless: Okay your turn KAPfan

KAPfan: Oh ok (KAPfan fishes around the hat before grabbing one) and it’s Belle. Belle come up to the stage

Belle (Offscreen) Aw come on!

Belle goes to the front of the stage

Culdee: So What are you going to sing

Belle: Just A Little Faster by AFTRHR

Endless: What does that stand for

Belle: Don’t Know can I just start!

Endless: Okay fine start when you are ready

The stage light goes up a bit and Belle starts singing

Belle: You keep calling it a crash and burn

Just waiting your turn

You might have time to speak

There barely was a lesson learned

Cause it will return no favors back to me

I'm sure it tasted oh-so sweet

But it was never good enough for me

I bit the tongue behind my teeth

It was never good enough for me

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

I thought you'd promise me the world

Tell me what you're after

Go on and take it way too far

Cause here we are waiting once again

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

Just a little faster

Are mine the only eyes that see

Thiis cut-and-dry routine?

Even when you're by my side

I still need time to feel the company

I'm sure it tasted oh-so sweet

But it was never good enough for me

I bit the tongue behind my teeth

It was never good enough for me

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

I thought you'd promise me the world

Tell me what you're after

Go on and take it way too far

Cause here we are waiting once again

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

Just a little faster

Just a little faster

Hold your breath now

The bad blood's wearing thin

From the pain that settles in

When we learn too much too soon

Hold your breath now

The bad blood's wearing thin

From the pain that settles in

When we learn too much too soon

Too soon

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

I thought you'd promise me the world

Tell me what you're after

Go on and take it way too far

Cause here we are waiting once again

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

It was never good enough for me

Show me what you're after

Just a little faster

The songs ends

Belle: There I’m done.

Endless: Ok good but in some parts you barely kept up while in others you didn’t give a crap but at times you kept up up and gave a shit it was good so 6/10 is fair?

Culdee: Agree with you there Endless But 5/10 for me the negatives are kinda hard to ignore

KAPfan: Ditto I say 5/10

Endless: So 16/30 not exactly that bad. But not good so you can go back to the backstage

Belle: At Least it’s over.

Belle returns and see Boko

Boko: What’s Up.

Belle: Stage Lights.

Boko: I wasn’t being literally

Belle: Well I don’t give a shit

We cut back to the group of three

Endless: Okay my turn... let’s see… I gotten Pauline. Pauline come up!

Pauline: Yes?

Culdee: What are you going to sing

Pauline: I’m still Standing by Taron Egerton

Endless: Another Song from the mediocre movie.

Culdee: Ok Pauline you can begin

Pauline. Got it

the Lights go up and Pauline begins to sing

Pauline: You could never know what it's like

Your blood like winter freezes just like ice

And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you

You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

And did you think this fool could never win?

Well look at me, I'm coming back again

I got a taste of love in a simple way

And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid

I'm still standing after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

Once I never could hope to win

You starting down the road leaving me again

The threats you made were meant to cut me down

And if our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid

I'm still standing after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid

I'm still standing after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

The lights return to normal

The lights return to normal signifying that Pauline is done

Pauline: So how was it.

Endless: Amazing it’s hard to explain or write it with words

Culdee: But It has lyrics?

Endless: It called hyperbole. But yeah 10/10

Culdee: Agreed So 8/10 found it decently good

KAPfan: 9/10.

Endless: Ok 27 impressive you can return to backstage

Pauline: Understood

Pauline goes to the back of the stage and sees the other two

Pauline: Good job you two.

Boko: Wish we got some water.

Belle: Ditto

We cut back to the stage

Endless: Okay your turn again Culdee

Culdee: Ok let’s see what I got! And I git Scott Pilgrim! Get to the stage Scott Pilgrim

Scott walks up to the stage with his bass

KAPfan: Seems you have a bass so what are you going to sing

Scott: You Know What the choice is but I’m Doing a bass cover of Tearin’ Us Apart by Plain White T’s

Endless: Ok Than go ahead start

The lights go to bring a dim light over the stage as Scott begins the song

Scott: I just got off the phone with you

And something wasn't right

I wish that what I said was true

But I messed up tonight

I wish that you could understand the way

I felt when she looked at me today

Oh oh oh oh

Oh when did I start tearin' us apart?

I'm tearin' us apart

I just got off the phone with you

Like any other night

I know that I said I loved you too

But she was on my mind

I wish that you could understand the way

I felt when she looked at me today

Oh oh oh oh

Oh when did I start tearin' us apart?

I'm tearin' us apart

At this time in my life I have made up my mind

Everyone thinks that I'm crazy

But I cannot deny all these feelings inside

All I can say is that I'm sorry

I'm so sorry

I just got off the phone with you

I didn't even cry

I just did what I had to do

I had to say goodbye

I wish that you could understand the way

I felt when she looked at me today

Oh oh oh oh

Oh when did I start tearin' us apart?

I'm tearin' us apart

Understand the way

Looked at me today

Oh oh oh oh

Oh when did I start tearin' us apart?

I'm tearin' us apart

Oh oh oh oh

The lights go in signifying Scott was done

Endless: So Basically Scott’s short term relationship it’s Knives before Ramona with saying goodbye since you forget to break up with her before trying to date Ramona. But yeah decent you did decent in the bass, decent with the song, just half good but that also means it was half bad so 7/10.

Culdee: Yeah Agree But it was more bad than good so 6/10

KAPfan: I say it’s more good enough to be above average so I’ll be fair and give an 8

Endless: So 21/30 decent job you can go back Stage

Scott: Ok

We cut to a confessional with Scott

Scott: I say I did good,

We cut back to them with KAPfan fishing through the hat before picking a paper

KAPfan: Next is Colonel Noodle! Come on up

Colonel Noodle comes on up with a dummy tied to a chair with Colonel Noodle with a toy knife with the smoke machine going on

Endless: So what are you doing?

Colonel Noodle: Singing I Can’t Decide by Scissor Sisters. Dim the lights!

They do that as Colonel Noodle is Singing the song he goes back forth through stage before using his force to decapitate the dummy at the end with fake blood squirting up as he sung

It's not easy having yourself a good time

Greasing up those bets and betters

Watching out they don't four-letter

Fuck and kiss you both at the same time

Smells like something I've forgotten

Curled up died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight

Don't wanna be a bad guy

I'm just a loner baby

And now you've gotten in my way

I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you

If I stop now call me a quitter

If lies were cats you'd be a litter

Pleasing everyone isn't like you

Dancing jigs until I'm crippled

Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you

You've played by all the same rules

It takes the truth to fool me

And now you've made me angry

I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

Oh, I could throw you in the lake

Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

Oh, I could bury you alive

But you might crawl out with a knife

And kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why

I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

The lights go up

Endless: I hate to admit this but you did good and your demonstration made it better.

Culdee: Yeah It was all serial killer-ish

KAPfan: Felt Like something I would’ve written down in one of my alternate endings. 10.

Endless: 9 because I can’t bring myself to give you a ten

Culdee: Ditto also it was a tad too creepy for it’s own good

Colonel Noodle: Eh 28 out of 30 isn’t bad

Endless: Now please leave and put the supplies away

Colonel Noodle: Oh sure.

Colonel Noodle left taking the supplies besides the smoke machine as Endless picks a piece of paper

Endless: Alright Raphael come to the stage.

Raphael does that wearing a leather jacket

Culdee: Alright What are you singing

Raphael: Who I Am Magni-Fi

Endless: So a song not placed I in the Shadow The Hedgehog game.

Raphael: I’m just going to start

Culdee: Sure be our guest

The lights dim as Raphael sings

Raphael: You never really understood me

You always put me down

Like a dog that's beaten over and over

One day I'm gonna take you down

This is who I am

Not a shadow of who I want to be

Try to understand

That this is what you made me

And you're not ever gonna change me

You underestimate my sorrow

How the wreckage of my life

I tried so many times to tell you

The silence down in both of us (no excuses)

This is who I am

Not a shadow of who I want to be

Try to understand

That this is what you made me

And you're not ever gonna change me

You have made me

You can't change me

You don't know me

This is who I am

You have made me

You can't change me

You don't know me

This is who I am

This is who I am

Not a shadow of who I want to be

Try to understand

That this is what you made me

And you're not ever gonna change me

You have made me

You can't change me

You don't know me

This is who I am

You have made me

You can't change me

You don't know me

This is who I am

You have made me

You can't change me

You don't know me

This is who I am

The lights return to normal

Culdee: You Likely insulted Endless so 10/10

Endless: While that’s bad you sung good. 7

KAPfan: Did Good But could’ve done way better. 6

Endless: So you’ve gotten 23 or so

Raphael: Cool.

Raphael goes backstage as Culdee searches around for another one getting…

Culdee: Aiden. Come on up!

Aiden: Ok I’m gonna sing Your the best around Joe Espanato. I’ll start ahem

Try to be best

‘Cause you're only a man

And a man's gotta learn to take it

Try to believe

Though the going gets rough

That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself

Try and you'll succeed

Never doubt that you're the one

And you can have your dreams!

You're the best!

Around!

Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

You're the Best!

Around!

Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

You're the Best!

Around!

Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

A rock is thrown at Aiden knocking him out

Endless: Christ that was bad I’d rather cut my ears off with KAPfan’s chainsaw! 1!

Culdee: I rather see Cats Again than hear that. 0.

KAPfan: I prefer to try and give myself a swirly with a hurricane. 0.

Endless: Can we get the one deaf intern Wait he died of bloodlost, how!? Because his ears bleed so much from the sing! It been a minute at most! Let just take a break and reconvene after drinking achochol until we’d go blind?

Culdee: Agreed.

KAPfan: Please!

Endless: I suggest to our legal drinking age viewers do the same but keep the remote on here when we get back from commercial break

—

Endless: Welcome back after clearing out ur ears of blood and it being near 11 PM, Sp yeah Kappy your up

KAPfan fishes through the hat and grabs one

KAPfan: Don’t call me Kappy, But I Got Izuru So come to the stage Izuru.

Izuru walks up to the stage

Endless: So what are you going to sing

Izuru: Good Life by Three Day Grace

Culdee: Really Endless

Endless: I watch a lot of AMV’s when I was younger so when needing to come with idea for song choices that where my mind went to! But anyways Izuru start whenever you like

Izuru takes a deep breath and sings

Izuru: The good life is what I need

Too many people stepping over me

The only thing that's been on my mind

Is the one thing I need before I die

All I want

Is a little of the good life

All I need

Is to have a good time

Oh

The good life

All I want

Is a little of the good life

All I need

Is to have a good time

The good life

(The good life)

I don't really know who I am

It's time for me to take a stand

I need a change and I need it fast

I know that any day could be the last

All I want

Is a little of the good life

All I need

Is to have a good time

The good life

All I want

Is a little of the good life

All I need

Is to have a good time

The good life

Hold on, hold on

I always wanted it this way

(You never wanted it this way)

Hold on, hold on

I always wanted this way

(You didn't ask for it this way)

I always wanted it this way

All I want

Is a little of the good life

All I need

Is to have a good time

The good life

All I want

Is a little of the good life

All I need

Is to have a good time

The good life

(The good life)

The stage lights go on as the song ends

Endless: Hm decent song don’t exactly like your singing but it was tolerable or maybe that because we had to deal with Aiden but 7.

Culdee: Agreed I’ll give him a seven also

KAPfan: Eh 8 just barely.

Endless: 22/30 decent you can go back if you want to

Izuru goes to backstage to see the people there with Cotten in there ears with Aiden in a corner knocked out still

Izuru: Should I ask

Boko: Aiden singed

Izuru: Okay... Than?

Belle: If we lose vote out Aiden

Izuru: Sure

Scott: Don’t tell me twice

We cut back to Endless fishing through the hat to pull out a name

Endless: It’s Maguro, Wait how many do we have left

Culdee: Including her, three and three teams each and all of them female

Endless: That’s an coincidence mostly because I used wheel Decide to actual decide what order they came in.

Maguro: So do I just sing or? It’s Fireflies by Owl City by the way

Endless: Sure.

Maguro: Ok

The stage light dims a bit as Maguro sings

Maguro: You would not believe your eyes

If ten million fireflies

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

'Cause they fill the open air

And leave teardrops everywhere

You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs

From ten thousand lightning bugs

As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head

A sock hop beneath my bed

A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

Leave my door open just a crack

Please take me away from here

'Cause I feel like such an insomniac

Please take me away from here

Why do I tire of counting sheep?

Please take me away from here

When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies

I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes

I got misty eyes as they said farewell (they said farewell)

But I'll know where several are

If my dreams get real bizarre

'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (jar, jar, jar)

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

KAPfan: Not exactly a singer sadly so 4.

Endless: She did try but sometimes your best is just not good enough 5.

Culdee: I’ll be grateful and say 6

Endless: So 15/30 sadly not the worst nor from your team but eh just return

Maguro does that to See Belle staring at her

Belle: Help me vote off Aiden?

We cut back to them with Culdee fishing through a hat and pulling out a name

Culdee: It’s Human Meggy

KAPfan: Make sure neither of your biases come into play

Endless: I buried my hatred of her after the Purge

Culdee: But Fine, Human Meggy come on up

Human Meggy does just that.

KAPfan: So what’s sing did you choose to sing?

Human Meggy: Fly Me to the moon by Frank Sinatra

Endless: Twice of Frank Sinatra’s songs but go ahead

The lights dim a bit as Human Meggy starts to sing

Human Meggy: Fly me to the moon

Let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like

On a, Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand

In other words, baby, kiss me

Fill my heart with song

And let me sing for ever more

You are all I long for

All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true

In other words, I love you

Fill my heart with song

Let me sing for ever more

You are all I long for

All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true

In other words, in other words

I love you.

The lights return to normal

Culdee: 10! 10!

Endless: While a tiny bit overreacting but yeah short but really sweet with good vocals with it. So ten.

KAPfan: 9. Still good but tiny overrated compare to what those two are saying

Endless: So 29/30 so close for a perfect score but hey still a good boost for you team you can return to the backstage if you choose to

Human Meggy does that before blowing a kiss at Culdee who’s giddy at that

Endless: KAPfan.

KAPfan bashes Culdee face against the table turning him back to normal as he grabs a piece of paper

Culdee: Thanks, Anyways Amy Rose come up to the stage

Amy Rose rushes onto the stage

Culdee: Ok so what are you going to sing

Amy Rose: Every breath you Take by The Police

Endless: So Basically a day in the life of Sonic’s “stalker”

Amy Rose: What’s with the quotation marks

Endless: Just start the song

Amy Rose: Will do.

The lights dim a bit as Amy sings

Amy Rose: Every breath you take

Every move you make

Every bond you break

Every step you take

I'll be watching you

Every single day

Every word you say

Every game you play

Every night you stay

I'll be watching you

Oh, can't you see

You belong to me

How my poor heart aches

With every step you take

Every move you make

Every vow you break

Every smile you fake

Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace

I dream at night I can only see your face

I look around but it's you I can't replace

I feel so cold and I long for your embrace

I keep crying baby, baby please

Oh, can't you see

You belong to me

How my poor heart aches

With every step you take

Every move you make

Every vow you break

Every smile you fake

Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

Every move you make

Every step you take

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

Whoo, hoo

(Every game you play)

(Every night you stay) I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

(Every single day)

(Every word you say)

(Every game you play)

(Every night you stay) I'll be watching you

(Every move you make)

(Every vow you break)

(Every smile you fake)

(Every claim you stake) I'll be watching you

(Every single day)

(Every word you say)

(Every game you play)

(Every night you stay) I'll be watching you

The sing ends as the lights return to normal and as the judges are freaked out beyond there minds

Amy Rose: So Thoughts on it?

Endless: You terrified me but it fits the song and you sung good so 9.

Culdee: 9 also.

KAPfan: I’ll just say 10. Please don’t hurt me.

Amy Rose: Don’t worry you’re safe... for today

KAPfan whimpers as Amy goes backstage to see the rest huddled in the corner from her

Amy Rose: Was it that terrifying I thought it was a love song

We cut to Endless

Endless: Want to just dump out the remaining ones in the hat and the order we went getting turns will be the order on who goes next

KAPfan: Sure need something to calm myself after that.

Endless dumps the hat and they grab a piece of paper

Culdee: Okay I got Zoe Aves

KAPfan: Yumi for me.

Endless: And Sunny. If they don’t get enough points to beat Team Aces than let’s not have Sunny sing ok.

Culdee: Agreed. Zoe Aves come on up.

Zoe: Hi

Endless: Just state what your song is and begin singing

Zoe: My Song is Misery Business from Paramore

Culdee: Ok than begin

Endless: Just imagine this as Classic Amy Singing this

Culdee: Why?

Endless: We had to deal with her stalker song last time and I need something to offset my nerves

The light dims as Zoe begins to sing

Zoe: I'm in the business of misery

Let's take it from the top

She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock

It's a matter of time before we all run out

When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth

I waited eight long months, she finally set him free

I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me

Two weeks and we had caught on fire

She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, I never meant to brag

But I got him where I want him now

Whoa, it was never my intention to brag

To steal it all away from you now

But God, does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now

And if you could, then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so

It just feels so good

Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change

Once a whore, you're nothing more

I'm sorry, that'll never change

And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged

I'm sorry, honey, but I passed it up, now look this way

Well, there's a million other girls who do it just like you

Looking as innocent as possible to get to who

They want and what they want, it's easy if you do it right

Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse

Whoa, I never meant to brag

But I got him where I want him now

Whoa, it was never my intention to brag

To steal it all away from you now

But God, does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him right now

And if you could, then you know you would

'Cause God, it just feels so

It just feels so good

I watched his wildest dreams come true

Not one of them involving you

Just watch my wildest dreams come true

Not one of them involving

Whoa, I never meant to brag

But I got him where I want him now

Whoa, I never meant to brag

But I got him where I want him now

Whoa, it was never my intention to brag

To steal it all away from you now

But God, does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now

And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God, it just feels so

It just feels so good

The song ends

Zoe: So how did I do

Endless: While you voice didn’t do so good with singing but it was full of conviction and made up for a bit of that so 8.

Culdee: I have to concur with that 8

KAPfan: I say 7 not exactly horrible just not exactly good enough in my eyes to warrant a eight

Endless: 23/30 good job now you can return to backstage

Zoe bows and returns to the backstage to see Belle staring at her than we return with Yumi on stage

Endless: So Yumi What are you going to sing

Yumi: So What by Pink

Culdee: Ok Than go ahead and start

The light dims as Yumi begins to sing

Yumi: Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

Na-na-na-na na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

Na-na-na-na na-na

I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay his rent (Nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight!

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright

I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight

Uh, check my flow, uh

The waiter just took my table

And gave it to Jessica Simps, shit

I guess I'll go sit with drum boy

At least he'll know how to hit (Oops)

What if this song's on the radio?

Then somebody's gonna die

I wanna get in trouble

My ex will start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

He's gonna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

We're all gonna get in a fight

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright

I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight

You weren't there

You never were

You want it all

But that's not fair

I gave you life

I gave my all

You weren't there

You let me fall

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done (We're done)

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright (I'm alright)

I'm just fine (I'm just fine)

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight (I don't want you tonight)

No no, no no

I don't want you tonight

You weren't there

I'm gonna show you tonight (I'm gonna show you tonight)

I'm alright (I'm alright)

I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight (I don't want you tonight)

Woo-hoo

Ba-da-da-da, da-da

The sing ends as the hosts look astonished

Endless: That was Amazing! Definitely a 10

Culdee: Ditto! 10!

KAPfan: While not exactly a fan of the sing itself you did wonderful job singing it 10.

Yumi: So 30/30 and it’s a perfect score yes!

Endless: You can go back stage while we tally the score

Yumi: Ok.

Yumi goes back stage to see Belle looking at her before cutting back

Endless: So what’s the scores

Culdee: Uh If we’re correct it’s 125 for Aces and 136 with Jokers

Endless: So Jokers Win.

KAPfan: Actually we wouldn’t have Sunny sing if the Aces were in the lead but since it’s now the Jokers...

Endless: Well it’s ending with a whimper. Uh... Sunny come to the stage

Sunny goes to the stage

Sunny: You realize I can’t exactly sing I mean I took one or two singing lessons from Parappa but not exactly enough right?

Endless: You only need 10 or more to beat out the Jokers so just do your best so what you’re singing

Sunny: Welcome to The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

Culdee: Really Endless?

Endless: AMV’s remember!

Culdee: Keep telling yourself that! Anyways just begin

The Lights dim as Sunny begins to sing (or at best as she could)

Sunny: When I was a young boy

My father took me into the city

To see a marching band

He said, "Son, when you grow up

Would you be the savior of the broken

The beaten and the damned?"

He said, "Will you defeat them?

Your demons, and all the non-believers

The plans that they have made?"

"Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom

To lead you in the summer

To join the black parade"

When I was a young boy

My father took me into the city

To see a marching band

He said, "Son, when you grow up

Would you be the savior of the broken

The beaten and the damned?"

Sometimes I get the feelin'

She's watchin' over me

And other times I feel like I should go

And through it all, the rise and fall

The bodies in the streets

And when you're gone, we want you all to know

We'll carry on, we'll carry on

And though you're dead and gone, believe me

Your memory will carry on

We'll carry on

And in my heart, I can't contain it

The anthem won't explain it

A world that sends you reelin'

From decimated dreams

Your misery and hate will kill us all

So paint it black and take it back

Let's shout it loud and clear

Defiant to the end, we hear the call

To carry on, we'll carry on

And though you're dead and gone, believe me

Your memory will carry on

We'll carry on

And though you're broken and defeated

Your weary widow marches

On and on, we carry through the fears

Oh, oh, oh

Disappointed faces of your peers

Oh, oh, oh

Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all

Do or die, you'll never make me

Because the world will never take my heart

Go and try, you'll never break me

We want it all, we wanna play this part

I won't explain or say I'm sorry

I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars

Give a cheer for all the broken

Listen here, because it's who we are

I'm just a man, I'm not a hero

Just a boy, who had to sing this song

I'm just a man, I'm not a hero

I don't care

We'll carry on, we'll carry on

And though you're dead and gone, believe me

Your memory will carry on

You'll carry on

And though you're broken and defeated

Your weary widow marches, oh

Do or die, you'll never make me

Because the world will never take my heart

Go and try, you'll never break me

We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

Do or die, you'll never make me

Because the world will never take my heart

Go and try, you'll never break me

We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

The song ends as Endless and the rest look on

Sunny: So?

Endless: While it was not good you tried you hardest and the conviction show and sound like you actually meant it with the choruses of carrying on so I’ll give a 6 because any more would be ludicrous

Culdee: Yeah While I don’t exactly like I have to see where Endless coming but just a 4 from me

Sunny: KAPfan?

KAPfan: Well What I said won’t matter since you got ten so I’ll just say 5 since Endless has a point still didn’t do good enough to warrant a six sadly

Endless: So 15 out of 30. Making the final score being Team Jokers with 136 and Team Aces With 160 taking the win

Team Aces comes out on stage and celebrates while keeping a safe distance from Amy

Endless: While Team Jokers go to the elimination area now it’s near midnight while Aces just go to bed for the moment but thanks for the assistance Culdee

Culdee: No Problem Endless this makes up for the fact you dressed me like clown and forced me to do a bank robbery with you

Endless: Hey you got me to wear the clown suit and had me as hostage when you robbed the supermarket

KAPfan: Um the camera’s still on

Culdee: Oh crap.

Endless: GOVE ME THA-!

The camera shuts off and we cut to the elimination area

Endless: Team Jokers sad to see you here for a second time. But You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only six marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must walk down the dock of shame board the boat and yadda yadda yadda. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back... Ever until the rejoin but it’s a month away give or take. So, The first marshmallow goes to Izuru, Scott, Yumi, Zoe, Maguro.

The five go up and claim there’s

We see Belle and Aiden in the bottom two

Endless: Aiden you sang very bad and likely nearly caused them to go deaf and Belle your competitiveness made you an annoyance but the last one safe is.....

…Belle, Obviously.

Belle does that and claims her’s

Aiden: YOU GUYS MADE A BIG MISTAKE!

Izuru: The only mistake we made was not duct taping your mouth shut from day one!

Aiden: Y’KNOW WHAT FIRGET THIS HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU JUST LOST YOUR BEST PLAYER!

Aiden just walks down the dock of shame to see Endless and the boat of losers

Endless: Any last words.

Aiden: Hope they realize what bone headed move they just made.

Endless: Yeah well bye!

Endless Pushes Aiden in the boat

Endless: Floor it!

By the time Aiden gets up the boat rockets off into the distance as Endless face the camera

Endless: What will happen on the next time of Total Drama SFU. Would Team Jokers stop being the butt of the Joke, Will we see the most shocking elimination yet. But why does that matters I git a paycheck! Anyways find out those questions and more on the next episode of Total! Drama! SFU!

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Elimination Confessionals

Aiden: Belle that’ll teach you for going against me

Belle: This feels so satisfying. Aiden because he sucks. Simple as that.

Izuru: Belle has a point besides maybe an member of an alliance but even than he likely not listen and get me in hot water so yeah Aiden.

Zoe: Aiden he fucking sucked.

Yumi: Aiden obviously his singing was atrocious!

Maguro: Aiden because Belle wanted me to vote for him.

Scott: Aiden. Just his song.

Belle: 1 (Aiden)

Aiden: 6 (Belle, Izuru, Zoe, Yumi, Maguro, Scott)

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The Aces

Pauline

Coronal Noodle

Sunny

Boko

Human Meggy

Raphael

Amy Rose

The Jokers

Izuru

Belle

Scott Pilgrim

Zoe Aves

Yumi

Aiden

Maguro