User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA Part 8

We see Endless in a trench

Endless: Last time on Total SFU Action. The campers had to go through a disaster more worse than my grammar, and with Team Directors in the lead and not having to go to the medical tent they got the win, what is going to happen today? Will Lola and Rarity learn to tolerate another’s existence? Can I get a call with my management seriously, they say a meeting will be held for the third season. Anyways find out at least the first one and maybe a bit more on today’s edition of Total SFU! Action!

We cut to the two trailers at the (butt)crack of Dawn before an explosion shakes the ground causing the trailer to topple over

Scott: Aw C’mon!

Junior: My balls!

Lola: My make up!

Rarity: My dress!

Louie: My cash!

Endless: Campers are you ready for war!

Belle: If we say no does that mean we get to go back to bed?

Endless: If you want to be eliminated than sure!

Belle: Ok suit it yourself.

Endless: Ugh!

We cut to a confessional with Lola with baggy eye

Lola: Ugh, We have to do a challenge today, that means I have to be in the close proximity of Rarity and have to focus on not losing, a rock and a hard place basically or an ultimatum.

We cut to a confessional of Belle sleeping before being hit with a binder

Belle: What? I was up in three in the morning after Rarity and Lola fought again and it end up with me going to the medical tent having to remove a hairbrush that was intertwined with my eyelashes and a razor up my nose, that takes a new meaning of nose bleed if you get the idea, hope we win just so one of them get eliminated.

We cut to the two teams in front of several explosives

Endless: Ok if you didn’t get it, today’s challenges are based off of the War Genre.

Pauline: Yeah we couldn’t tell, I presume this is the first part of the challenge in TDA?

Endless: Correctamongo! These explosives are filled with paint and you have make the best design got it go!

Belle: So any ideas?

Pauline: Nope.

Yumi: I got an idea, Silver wanting to provide some help?

Silver: So what? I’m just a here to move stuff?

Belle: Hey we all need a part, and that is your’s.

Silver flips Belle off

We cut to Silver giving a confessional

Silver: I’m not here just to move stuff!

We see Team Producers with Junior and Louie holding back Lola and Rarity

Lola: Don’t you insult my family!

Rarity: Don’t insult my friends!

Junior: I just want to go home

Endless: And time!

Louie: DAMMIT!

We see Endless over at Team Directors

Endless: Ok are you ready?

Belle: As ready as we’ll ever be.

Belle press down on the box causing the explosives to go off sending paint over the place to create a skull

Endless: Neat. So far so good, Producers!

Junior: Considering we had to hold back Rarity and Lola, we’ve-

Boko: Still got something to show you.

Louie: We do?

Boko: While you were trying to break up the fight I had to do the job, let’s do this!

Boko jumps on the box before the T Bar(?) goes down but nothing happens.

Endless: Ok-

Boko: Give it a bi-

An huge explosion covers the place smothering all

Rarity/Lola: BOKO!

Boko: I’m a single rabbit, I had them in groups mostly because by the time a shoved one a few feet away time would be up, so I just connected it!

Endless: Big but not really creative, the first part winner’s is Team Director’s!

Team Director’s: ALL RIGHT!

Endless: But let’s get to the prologue for part 2

Boko: Don’t tell me we have to jump out of a plane.

Endless: Nope, saving that for next season.

Boko: Hopefully my contract doesn’t have me do another season of this shit.

We cut to an warehouse

Endless: Welcome to the warehouse where we keep miscellaneous things that you’ll use to build a fort.

Louie: So do any of us have any idea how to make a fort?

Junior: Yeah at best I can do is make a three star pillow fort when I was nine.

Lola: And while Lincoln gotten a castle for a few days or so, memories a bit fuzzy.

Rarity: I think I can help with a bit of that.

We cut to a confessional with Rarity doing a dramatic pose

Rarity: Pinkie Pie and I think one of Lola’s sisters had a prank war and she had me and the others build a fort, while it wasn’t very practical still it’s kinda the best thing we’ll get.

We cut back to the group

Endless: Anyways Team Directors won the last part so I’ll give them a map and a thirty second head start

Endless throws the map at Pauline

Pauline: Wow they have a lot of stuff.

Belle: Ok so know anything that they have?

Endless: Well I’ll just tell you a bit.

Music from Hardware Store plays

Rarity: What is goin-

Endless: We’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

Rarity: Had to hear for three weeks on repeat when Pinkie heard a hardware store was opening, and now the song returns from the depth I casted to be forgotten but congrats you made it be remembered!

Endless: No wonder your here being such a drama Queen also during that Team Directors went off and you can go now.

Junior: What?

We see it’s true with only the six left

Junior: THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

We cut to a montage of Team Directors running with Pauline pointing at an item and Silver telekinetically grabbing it, while Team Producers grabs some stuff Rarity grabs and Junior carrying sandbags, and Louie crawling dragging some schaffholdings you get in Minecraft

We cut to after that with The two on a grassy field far away from the other

Endless: Ok now you got your supplies now we’ll give you three hours to build your fortress, the better one wins!

We cut to Team Producers looking at their supplies

Junior: So any ideas?

Boko: Well, we have shovels how about we make it go into the ground and be camouflaged

Rarity: Ok but how will we cover the top we need to make it seem not out of the area.

Junior: Scaffolding’s use it to cover the roof than place the plot of grass on it, they need to be up close as long as we make it not too noticeable nothing bad should happen, but what should we use the sandbags for?

Lola: A diversion?

Louie: Ok I gotten some shovels ready to dig

Rarity: Note to self, take a through shower.

Lola: Note yo self, take a shower first after this.

The five starts to dig as we cut to Team Directors

Pauline: Ok so how so we do it?

Belle: A castle?

Scott: Well I don’t have any ideas.

Yumi: So castle?

Silver: Sure, did we grab the tools?

Pauline: No we only grabbed building supplies.

Silver: So we don’t have tools which mean we can!t build it and we don’t have anything besides basic ground work.

Scott: Who is running this army?! I mean Team?!

Pauline: Used to be June.

Belle: So we’re screwed?

Yumi: Let’s just hope there’s a part three coming, if not I’ll be voting out you Pauline, um no offense?

Pauline: Considering the social aspects of the game and us having to vote out a person every once and awhile, I’m only a tad angry.

Yumi: Thanks for that.

We cut to Team Producers in their fort with grass on it and a Peak hole out of it with Junior holding the binoculars (the wrong way mind you) and he sees Endless far away

Junior: Ok we should probably put the finishing touches

Endless: Your holding that the wrong way.

Junior falls on his butt

Junior: Ah!

Endless: Yeah if we go to war I’m making sure you be on the other side.

Junior: I live on Crayons and Lighter Fluid.

Endless: I can’t tell is your just making a Codement Reference, you being an idiot, and or something involving Bowser but a hole in ground fort and have it camouflage nice, not exactly good in design for eye catching but with it being war I understand the sacrifice so decent start and seems to be practical let me go to the other side

Endless stands without moving

Junior: Uh

Junior pokes Endless only for it to go through it and then realize that Endless ran off a few seconds ago

Junior: Guess he went faster than my eyes could track.

Louie: That doesn’t seem scientifically possible

We see Endless arrive at Team Directors

Endless: Forgot nails, and the tools besides Silver

Silver: Hey…

Endless: Yeah you lost which leads to a tie.

We cut to Pauline giving a confessional

Pauline: At least we have a chance, whatever we’re able to make good use of it is anybody’s guess.

We cut to the two teams in the grassy plains

Endless: Ok so we’re at a tie, so we’re going to the final back breaking tie breaker.

Endless reveals an ark

Endless: This is the ark of the convenient, I mean War Team Producers since you won the last challenge and actually got a fortress you’ll protect while the Team Directors will try and get the ark. The win conditions is either for the sun to set, either one to captured the other team, and or you get the ark from them, as mentioned previously you have until sundown, go back to your forts and once I say go it is on.

Belle: How are you gonna even achieve this?

Endless: Just you wait.

We cut to Team Producers in their trench?

Boko: Ok, so what’s the plan.

Rarity: Just hold out.

Boko: Yeah but the red haired chick has a tracker which could detect this and that can be our downfall.

Junior: Lola you take Belle down.

Lola: Why me?

Rarity: I saw she used your lipstick.

Lola hair suddenly ignites and crawls out of the hole runs off

Louie: Do you think we should’ve made a back entrance?

Junior: Sadly, we didn’t have enough time.

We cut to Lola walking off

Endless: Begin!

Lola sees the group

Lola: Wait I got no weapons.

Belle: A member of the other team!

Silver grabs her in his telekinesis and pulls her up close

Silver: Where’s your team base!

Lola: Not telling you.

Silver: Scott?

Scott: Fine,

Scott goes up and cracks his knuckles and than his head causing it to be at an angle

Scott: I think I broke my neck.

Scott topples over

Endless: Seems Scott is out and is in need of medical assistance.

Endless grabs Scott by the legs and drags him off digging up the grass and dirt as we cut to Belle in a confessional

Belle: How do you snap your own neck! That seems not physically possible!

We cut to Team Producers

Junior: So if they arrive here do we have anything to fight back.

Boko: Me and Louie got some supplies to use for that.

Junior: When?

Louie: In the warehouse, we used it before to stop Endless in the horror challenge two challenges ago

Junior: So we’re just holding out until sunset

Boko: No we’re waiting until AWR is released.

Junior: I thought we were at some point getting out of this hole.

Rarity: Isn’t that harsh

Junior: We waited for two years and counting for that he’ll not even fucking TDC: Part 2 is done by the point it is any hype or any interest for SFU: 17 Years Later, and Dorkthon or Dingdong arc is just gonna be just a drag with how long it took to get there, basically we’re becoming Phase 4 of the MCU.

Boko: Can you stop saying what the writer wants to say, he just using you to hide his thoughts so if any would be mad he be able to have plausible deniability!

Rarity: Seriously I think there might be too many forth wall breaks.

Louie: Can we be quiet or just sleep, we don’t have anything to pass the time.

Rarity: I’ll keep look out not exactly the type of gal the wants to sleep on the cold hard ground.

Louie: Ok wait do any of us snore?

Junior: I had my tonsils removed after getting punched in the throat by my dad after pissing on his tv.

Rarity: Do I even want to know?

Junior: Friends bet on who would be able to stay awake the longest and ride to use energy drinks we each tried to space it out but Joseph decided to challenge us to see who can drink all of there’s the fastest which a bit later led to the sugar crash and turns out Joseph empty all but two of his cans and filled them with water which led to him winning after I gotten beat unconscious by well what I mentioned earlier.

Rarity: Ok that makes more sense?

Junior: I say it makes your mind piece together things but is still puzzled on the weirdness.

We see Boko and Louie asleep

Junior: Neat, is it me or is the camera lingering on us lingering than it should?

Rarity: No. Every shot I’m in is a shot we’ll spent.

Junior: I gonna to sleep wake me up when this challenge is over

Junior lays his head against a scaffolding as we cut back seeing Lola tied to a pole her makeup look like most of it was punched off with Belle fists having some of the make up

Belle: This is going nowhere! I say we should get a new course of action mostly because I say she’s a few punches away from being unconscious

Lola (Mumbling a decent amount of her words): You’ll never breaks anything out of bre?

Yumi: Yeah, but I think she wouldn’t break under anything since we damaged her looks what little she has.

Lola spits at Yumi

Yumi: Ew, but still we need to capture them as one of the win conditions so just knock her out and have one less member of their team to deal with.

Pauline: She has a bit of a point.

Silver: Go ahead.

Belle: Got it.

Belle sucker punches Lola knocking her out.

Endless: Lola is out, now it’s at an even 4 to 4!

Belle: Ok let’s get a move on by the clock I placed in my robotic arm—…

Yumi: Not to be mean, that sounds a bit run on-ish

Belle: ANYWAY! We have about only four or so hours left until sunset after wasting two trying to pummel info out of Princess bitch over there.

Pauline: How many swear words do we use.

Silver: Enough to give kids in middle school a run for their money, well most of them.

Pauline: Ok now let’s cut the filler to make this to be a decent lengthen episode, where do we go!

Belle: The other side of this field should be our first guess, we’ll likely need to search everywhere

Silver: Did you have the heat sensors from the Mafia challenge?

Belle: We still need to be in distance of their actual location which need I remind you I have no clue and neither do any of you!

Yumi: North we go.

Belle: That seems choppy!

Yumi: But it should get you to focus on the challenge!

Pauline: Is it wrong to say that the other team is likely behaving themselves better than ours?

Silver: Well with Lola not there… I say it’s a fair assessment.

Pauline: Follow me, let’s just get this challenge over and done

The group walks off as we cut to an Indiana Jones style map and music as we see them walking across the place going up, then to the right for a mile, then up for half a mile, than does an 90 degree turn go down a bit than another 90 degree turn before eventually going in circles and them continue before us seeing a couple fight before going down than into a woods before rushing out seeing a giant caterpillar with robotic arms that look like Adam Sandler, a mouth that looks like the Butt Judge from Pink Floyd’s the Wall and a laser coming out of it’s mouth with maggots exiting it’s back

All: AHHHHH!!!!!

Silver: I’m gonna piss the bed!

Belle: If I see anything like that, I’m gonna soil mine!

Pauline: We’re getting off track! Can we get back to the plot!

We cut to Team Producers

Rarity: Ok so far so good.

Boko: Huh, Neat any idea on the time?

Rarity: Middish afternoon?

Boko: Ok, since most likely they’ll find us since Lola is out and Belle isn’t.

Rarity: But what if they won’t find us?

Boko: If they do I have a plan, now do you have some materials on you.

Rarity brings out a trunk

Rarity: Don’t ever even suggest that I wouldn’t even considering bringing any with me.

Boko: Um how did you carry that?

Rarity eyes widen.

Rarity: I-I don’t know. How is-

Boko: Anyways here’s the plan.

We cut to a confessional with Rarity

Rarity: Clever Rabbit.

We cut to Team Directors tired and still walking

Silver (Exhausted): Belle, anything?

Belle (Exhausted): No… nothing.

Yumi: We found nothing of interest besides what’s now my nightmares for the rest of this show.

Belle (Exhausted): Wait I’m getting heat signatures.

Yumi: Took us like three hours and a half?

They walk over and see the backside of the fort

Belle: The entrance is on the front everybody charge!

The Team tries to run but can only do a slow walk before going to the opening and landing on some traps when they pressed it it explodes and sends out material that surrounds them and binds them leaving them unable to do a thing

Boko: Fire in the hole!

Boko throws out the sleeping gas and lands behind them going off and knocking the four out

Endless: And in one move, all the remaining teammates of Team Directors have been knocked out thus giving Team Producers safety from tonight’s elimination and as a bonus you get to keep the ark of war and are able to open it.

We see the four members of Team Producers around the ark before opening it

Junior: What do you think it can be? Movie tickets? Some machinery we can use for challenges or just for outside of them?

Louie: Knowing Endless it’s a book on how to make a pipe bomb from your water heater.

Endless (Offscreen): Now I wished I’ve done that instead!

Boko: Let’s just open it

Junior: I’m gonna keep a distance considering it could just be a glitter bomb or a bomb not so friendly.

Junior steps back as they open the ark to reveal

Louie: Al-all this sadness..

Rarity: All these tears!

Boko: No tears, they were just our eyes watering from me accidentally letting go of a stink bomb.

Rarity: Still. All this hatred for what?!

We see the ark has nothing in it

Boko: Immunity? I mean we had to do this in order to not lose, because of what was at stake? So while I’m disappointed we still win and aren’t going to elimination.

Endless: Your ruining the moral!

Boko: Endless, sometimes we go to war out of economic necessity, sometimes it to stop something like the axis of evil from World War Two, which I remind you Hitler was a thing, so while there aren’t really any winners per say, still you aren’t the biggest loser and have been able to survive for a few more years. For me war is a thing of many things, used for personal gain, used to be able to not be destroyed by some other place, or something else, so for me I consider War to be Violence, sometimes it’s the only answer in a few cases.

Endless: Ugh, if you excuse me I’m just gonna relax in my jazzcugi or whatever it’s called.

Endless stomps off

Rarity: Then again we keep this which could make for a good decoration if used properly.

Junior: So I’m bored have any markers and any idea where Lola is?

Rarity: Sure, maybe it’ll make her more of a looker.

We cut to Scott giving a confessional with his neck in a cast

Scott: So turns out that I broke my neck, and with us losing, I’m pretty doomed, but I’m not done I had Izuru at the ropes, if I did that I can do it again! Just without the twist!

Scott rush offs and sees Silver

Scott: Silver any idea on who you’ll be voting for?

Silver: Why should I tell you?

Scott: I’m thinking we vote out Belle?

Silver: Why her?

Scott: She’s been a bit of a jerk and her bickering in the challenge from what I understand with Yumi, and besides who else would we vote for?

Silver: You considering you broke your own neck today.

Scott: Ok…

Silver: But I’ll consider it.

Scott: I guess that is all I can hope for?

Silver nods as Scott walks off as we cut to night at the elimination area with the five of Team Directors sitting in the bleachers

Endless: Man, what a lose lost a teammate by them being an idiot, wasted your precious time on a dead end, gone around in circles before then losing. Tell Me, what are your thoughts on that?

Yumi: Just a series of fuck ups.

Belle: Yeah, nothing but that, I think?

Endless: Anyways you’ve been here before so just grab your tablets cast your vote, and hope you didn’t get booted.

The five grabs out their tablets with each five quickly enough pressing something

Endless: Ok the votes are in, now the RH statues go to… Pauline.

Endless throws one at Pauline who quickly catches it

Endless:… Silver.

Silver catches his.

Endless: And… Yumi.

Yumi holds her hand out before the statue hits her on the head knocking her off of her seat

Endless: The bottom two.

Scott and Belle look at each other.

Endless: Scott, your General bone head, and you somehow breaking your neck and being out of the challenge from the first few minutes might’ve given reason to get rid of you, and Belle, your ego and being a bit of a douche, along with you being in the final two last season might’ve painted a target on your back, but there’s only one statue left and it goes to…

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Scott scratches at his neck brace

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Belle starts to bite her nails

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Endless:… Scott.

Scott catches his statue as Belle looks on in shock

Endless: Belle, your eliminated and if you don’t get up in two minutes I will force you into the lameosine

Belle gets up and just walks off still in shock before getting in the limousine and driving off

Endless: Well wasn’t that a bit of a shock, what will happen next time on Total SFU Action? Will Team Directors win immunity or be exploded into just being the half of the team it’s used to, when will the rivalry between Lola and Rarity end? Find out all of these and more next time on Total! SFU! ACTION! Why are you still here go!

Team Directors walk off as the episode ends

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Scott: Belle, Pauline (2 Votes)

Belle: Scott, Yumi, and Silver (3 Votes)

Izuru

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Contestants

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Team Producers

Louie

Junior

Lola Loud

Rarity

Boko

Team Directors

Belle

Silver

Yumi

Scott Pilgrim

Pauline

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Elimination Order

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14th: Cartman (13 - 1) [Episode 2]

13th: Sunny (1 - 13) [Episode 2]

12th: Izuru (3-3) [Episode 4]

11th: June (4-2) [Episode 5]

10th: Belle (3-2) [Episode 8]

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