User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA Part 6

We see Endless at the same place last episode

Endless: Last Time on Total SFU Action, the group had to make a love scene, while it wasn’t porn since we have under age contestants but it led to some on screen drama. Mostly from Team Director’s, June controlling everything. While she was able to turn around it was too little, too late, Lola sabotaged them causing them to lose, with June taking the loss. What will happen today- Erm… tonight? Will Louie further his game. Will the rivalry between Lola and Rarity further escalate? Find out those questions and more on this episode of Total SFU Action!

We cut to nighttime still with the remaining 10 contestants surrounding the bleachers watching a horror movie

Scott: Ok so from what I remember from me watching the first act before going to a gaming competition, there’s a summer camp with this killer

Louie: Haven’t heard of that before.

Scott To continue, the film actually revolves around the serial killer instead of the victims with him preparing the murders, look the first kill is coming up.

Rarity: Wait the only thing I see is a woo-

A flash of red is seen

Lola: Yeah I’m just going to bed, don’t know why I agreed to this!

Lola walks off

Rarity: Sad to say, I have to agree, I’m not much of a fan of horror movies but this is just making me queasy.

Rarity walks off

Belle: Cowards!

Junior: This is surprisingly tame compared to some other horror movies that I watched, though the effects are top notch.

Yumi: The soundtrack so far is tolerable.

Pauline: Ok I think the next kill is comin-… Oh a fake out.

We see from a distance a person wearing a black suit with a leather jacket watching them before going away as we cut to a confessional with Lola with the same figure creeping up

Lola: Yeah, with Endless telling us tomorrow was not gonna have a challenge due to fioming some aftermath show thing they did last season, so Louie and Scott decided to watch some horror movies that were implicitly left out with a projector… Hmmmm…

The figure tackles Lola who screams and struggles than the figure gets out a rag with chloroform and soon enough the thrashing and screams cease before the figure looks at the camera with him bringing out a body bag and than waves at the camera slowly from side to side as we cut away back to the 8 watching to the movie

Silver: Oh my god!

Scott: A chainsaw to the back. Sheesh!

Louie: And it seems the reveal is coming up…

Junior: Ok… nothing out of the norm, so wait he’s basically servant to this camp counselor who’s his father who he just wanted to get love from, and the father wanted him to frame the director for the murders to get payback on bullying him and his twin with latter committing suicide because of that.

Scott: Yep

Pauline: We’re literally watching it as it unfolds you didn’t have to say it out loud.

Junior: Yeah but it seems to be an soap opera type of twist, hell I’m pretty sure there wasn’t any foreshadowing between any of this well besides the revenge of the camp counselor and I guess maybe the reveal of him being the main killer’s dad with him covering for him making sure he gets the benefit of the doubt but still it’s idiotic, it seems like Shamalyn or whoever did the sixth sense and the awful Avatar movie.

Louie: Wasn’t that James Cameron?

Junior: The last air bender not ferngully with decently impressive CGI! But still is he supposed to get our sympathy no he’s a asshole!

Boko: Are we still talking about James Cameron or Shamalyn?

Junior: Maybe, but for the camp counselor who’s name I don’t know he isn’t getting my sympathy, you basically emotionally conditioned your child to kill without any issue and to act and lie without anyone’s knowledge and you fucking murdered about twelve, okay while your son did that, but I still say that is still murder just by proxy! I get being mad over him bullying you and sending your sibling over the edge, but if you want revenge than you do it yourself and deconstruct what he built up and than slowly kill him! Don’t bring any innocents in this you bastard!

Yumi: Yeesh! At least he gets caught in the act, he still killed him but… Aw come on! The police officer is his cousin! Well isn’t that convenient, and he shoots him dead, nevermind at least in what I thought was going to happen and it cuts to a first person shot of him as he dying and than he closes his eyes and than the credits, ok that’s kinda creative.

Silver: Wait wouldn’t that mean that the son, I think his name was Terry, got away with it?

Scott: Does anyone really care at this point?

The rest respond with silence before we cut to Rarity sleeping in her trailer with the hatch on the top slowly coming undone and being open with the masked figure coming in holding a shot of anesthesia and jabbing in her neck causing her to wake up gasping than injects her with the shot causing her to be knockout and than removing the needle and taking out the body bag placing her in it and zipping it up and getting out through the way he got it making it seem like it wasn’t there as cut to the eight watching another movie

Yumi: So it seems this a newly famous rock band being stalked by a well stalker that is killing them one by one if I remember from the trailers, Yep this freaks me out considering what my job is.

Silver: Ok do anyone know where the bathroom is.

Boko: I just used it before we began, than I remember ‘oh right, I’m too small’ but it’s about facing the opposite side to the trailer’s

Silver: Thanks

Silver gets up and walks off as the screen is bathe in blood

Junior: Jesus! Bludgeon to death by a guitar and he’s still continuing!

Belle: Wait is it even a he?

Junior: Does it matter?!

Belle: Kind of.

Scott: How long do you want to bet before the body is discovered?

Louie: I give it five minutes

We cut to the outhouse (outside of it in case you were wondering) with us hearing Silver humming to ‘His World’ from Sonic 06 with the masked figure beside the outhouse with a shot of anesthesia and a black body bag like last time with us hearing a flush and Silver coming out of the outhouse with the figure quickly jabbing Silver with the shot and soon enough Silver falls unconscious and gets placed inside the body bag and carried off as we cut back to the seven still watching the horror movie

Louie: And look I was right.

Scott: How long is it until the next stalker scene cause there’s suspense and realism, and there’s just padding, that’s padding.

Yumi: And he’s fucking filming there reaction to the dead body! Jesus! I’m going to go away come get me when this movie is over and the next one is put on.

Belle: Ok… but where will you be?

Yumi: The trailer likely, see you in a bit.

Yumi walks off

Scott (Gagging): And he just spat in the lead’s drink, yep I’m holding back the urge to vomit

We cut to Yumi walking to the trailer’s than stopping noticing the bathroom is opened

Yumi: Huh, if the bathroom is open, than why isn’t Silver back or why didn’t I notice him on the way here, maybe he went off to get some more snacks? Yeah I’ll go with that or is making a confessional.

Yumi opens the door to her trailer and turns on the lights

Yumi: And Rarity and Lola isn’t here either, than again both hate each other so there’s the likely possibility that they went off after an argument…

Yumi slaps herself

Yumi: Yumi! Your overthinking this!

Yumi gets hit on the back of the head with a lead pipe knocking her out and us seeing it was from the masked figure with it kicking her Yumi with her not moving with the figure bending down checking her pulse with it having his head going across it’s forehead as if going like “Phew” before putting her in the body bag and grabbing the lead pipe and going oh as we cut to only six contestants that remain

Junior: Yep he’s choking the lead or I guess fake lead no saying how much she betrayed him, yep I think Yumi got out in time.

Belle: Speaking of time, how many movies before we stop?

Louie: I say three movies maybe, so about six or so hours, give or take.

Junior: Why is she running upstair’s there’s the front door! Curse you flight or fight making people stupid while making a getaway!

Belle: And she died. Like the little dumbass she i- oh god!

Junior: Going the sleep away route with that female death, nice.

Belle: Ok… that leaves only one left.

Boko: And with her now being the fin- and she gotten her throat slit by the killer who than slits his own throat.

Pauline: Dark. Ok what’s next?

Louie: I think it’s a movie of teens at an abandoned high school with them getting killed one by one by well a killer

Scott: Not the most creative but I heard this was decent..

Pauline: Did you get that from rotten tomatoes or is it actual decent.

Scott: Let’s find out.

Pauline: So the former.

We cut to them watching the next movie

Junior: Ok so there were six, last movie had 8 with half of it being the band members, the movie before that had ten excluding the murderer

Pauline: Yeah? So?

Junior: Just making an observation, and with only six let’s go over the characters quickly shall we!? We have the Jerk Jock who’s named Josh, the geeky nerdy Simp named Cody who’s simping after the dumb blond chick and boyfriend to the jerk jock named Samantha, a black token bi female whore likely there to get a seal of approval from Twitter or something named Brittany, The boy next door named Tyler who’s crushing on the final girl, and the virgin chick that’s gonna be the final girl named “Skye”. Is there anything I’m missing?

Louie: Nope, that should cover it.

Boko: Ok so while we likely know who’s gonna survive this, any bets on the order and how they’ll die?

Belle: Ok for how likely gonna be a stabby, stabby cause of death but for order. Likely Josh, Brittany, Cody, Samantha, And Tyler

Scott: I say that two.

Louie: I’m gonna bet that Josh and Samantha gets killed first likely back to back, than Cody, next Brittany, and lastly Tyler.

Pauline: “Oh I love you so much”, “Give me a beer.” Scott you said this was decent.

Scott: Hey you got me. By all logic this doesn’t add up.

Boko: I guess a twist is a reason for that but at the moment I don’t see it.

Junior: And the nerd, is more of a stalker, I get he’s a Simp but there’s Simping and obsession and stalking, maybe the twist is he’s the killer and it was built up that could be it?

Louie: Ok it’s the end of the first act, and we’re only just got to the school. How long will you predict it will take for the first one to kick the bucket.

Scott: Give it fifthteen minutes

Belle: Make that five seems the jock is cheating on the token and doing it in a classroom and hear the footsteps?

Pauline: Nope turns out to be the Simp!

Boko: And the Simp murders both!

Scott: Nope! He just watches, might murder them soon enough

Junior: And we cut to a POV of what I presume is the killer looking at the dumb blonde trying to get food form a vending machine, likely it’s all expired but I digress and… HE SMASHES HER FACE THROUGH THE VENDING MACHINE!

Belle: Brutal, and the effects are nice, and he grabs some mints? Gonna take note of that.

Pauline; And he- I think it’s a he, anywho, drags the dead body away.

Junior: Ok if we’re going by the impression it’s one of them it can’t be the jock nor the token, nor the Simp, and it likely isn’t the final girl, which would leave Tyler as the culprit.

Boko: Unless it’s out of order, which wouldn’t makes sense besides to do an ass pull twist.

Pauline: Ok we cut to night with Cody looking for Samantha but not finding her but the vending machine and grabs some cheetio’s?

Junior: Yeah they have the small Pringles cans!

Belle: And the next scene is Tyler confessing his love to Skye, and them making out, I have to commend the actors for being good and doing the best they could do, the effects are pretty good, the set design is pretty stellar, and the sound design and soundtrack is good, maybe this is how it got it’s average reviews?

Boko: Is it me or are there breath mints behind him like in the vendin—… Yep he’s the killer or the killer was in there.

Belle: And we’re cutting to the aftermath of the jock and the token’s sex and HE JUST RIPPED OFF THE PAPER CUTTER THING IN SCHOOLS THAT COULD USE AS A BLADE WHICH HE DID TO SLIT HER THROAT!

Scott: Wait That doesn’t add- Oh it’s a two man job

Junior: And he’s now hacking Cody apart with the cutter, and I’m having a reminder of my friend, but not important

Pauline: Ok, I’m going to use the outhouse.

Scott: Got it!

Pauline walks off

Louie: So, the plan is to kill this small group of friends, get Skye, kidnap her, so you can send her back to her drug lord of a father, to be sold as a whore and using the deaths as a cover up, which I don’t think makes sense but ok.

Boko: And with him giving that look which I think could be he actually loved her and had doubts or just doing that to be a duck and get sympathy I think the latter.

Belle: Ok now the credits. Not too bad of a movie.

Junior: Yeah as you said about thirty or so minutes earlier, the acting, effects, and stuff like that were pretty good but the story was lackluster but for what horror movies it’s was doing, it works and is a decent one.

Louie: Yeah, would rather watch other horror movies but that was fine.

Boko: Yeah agreed.

Scott: Ditto. So what should the movie to end this?

Junior: Give us the options

Scott: Ok let’s see

Scott digs into a box in the bleachers with the movies as we cut back to Pauline in the outhouse humming “make a man out of you” from Mulan with the masked figure doing the same routine as with Silver but with chloroform with a body bag with her getting out and getting the rag of chloroform and getting K.O.ed and than being put in the body bag as we cut back to the unsuspecting and unknowing final five watch another movie Junior: Ok so this movie, is a horror movie 50 man battle royale in a forest?

Boko: Seems so.

Scott: Casualty number one: the Freddy Kruger expy getting a neck snap by the Jason Voorhees expy.

Belle: Quickly followed up by him tanking a guitar being smashed on his head by a serial killer guitarist. Speaking of Guitarist should one of us get Yumi? I mean the horror movie she left on is done.

Scott: I’ll go, I had to use the bathroom anyways

Scott walks of

Louie: And the Leatherface expy gets a chainsaw in his gut from the Micheal Myers expy.

Belle: WOOO……! You want blood you got it!

Boko: Didn’t we get it already?

Belle: No I just remember and wanted to do an AC/DC reference.

Scott: Oh.

We cut to Scott walking to the trailers to hear something fall and sees it’s the sleeping Grenade from episode 4 with Scott not realizing it

Scott: Huh, Neat?

It explodes knocking Scott out with the masked figure walking up with a body bag as we cut back to the lack of the surroundings final four

Junior: Ok so what’s happening? I know there’s only ten left with two teaming up to deal with the Jason expy but besides that not a clue.

Louie: It used to get rid of the supernatural killers even though they could’ve just teamed up but I digress

We cut to later at the end of the movie

Louie: And now turns out that the Hellraiser expy just absorbed the rest and now is wrecking havoc, congrats.

Belle: And that’s it, is it me or is a lot quieter, like we’re missing a couple people

Junior: Well if I remember correctly, Silver went to use the bathroom, than Yumi went to her room during the rock horror movie, than Pauline used the bathroom, and Scott went to get Yumi, so it seems to be they’re still preoccupied.

Belle: I can already think of some errors with that logic.

Louie: Let me take this. Okay first off, Silver went to the bathroom like about five or so movies earlier, he should’ve gotten back!

Junior: He could’ve just went to bed.

Louie: Than Pauline should’ve come back

Junior: Bed?

Louie: Than Scott went to get Yumi before this film.

Junior: B…e…d…

Louie: So than…!

Belle: Wait if they got us these movies out of nowhere, and with all six being gone with no explaination for being this long

Boko: This is a Total Drama Psycho Killer with a hook type of challenge!

Junior: Wait than that means-!

Junior gets a dart in the neck and stumbles around

Junior: (Words being slurred) GWWY’S IVE DOWN’T FWELL SO GOO-

Junior falls down unconscious with the three remaining one’s gasping and running off

Louie: So any idea where we’re running to?

Boko: Anywhere but there

Belle: Maybe we could hide out in the trailers and board them up.

Louie: No, let’s do the air conditioned room from the third or so challenge!

Belle: Do we have a plan?!

Louie: No idea, too busy running for my life!

Boko: Curse you flight or fight or was the other way around!

We see the three entering the room with Belle kicking a table to the door and looking around to find nothing

Belle: We just trapped ourselves.

Boko: I mean he can’t get in.

Belle: And we can’t get out!

Louie: If we stay quiet maybe he won’t know we’re here, but I got a plan

The other two shrugs and listen as we cut to the aftermath

Louie: That’s the plan

Belle: You realize, we need to supplies from the storage room which likely isn’t open.

Louie: Than tell what idea do you have? At least this presents a small possibility of working.

Belle: Fine but if I die, it’s on you.

Louie: Duly noted.

The three gets out and runs to storage but the two had to dodge a couple darts

Belle: Curse his kinda inaccurate aiming!

We see the masked figure tackling Belle as the other two runs off

Belle: HELP! HELP! HELP!

Boko: Leave her, we needed a distraction and it’s a challenge anyways

Louie: Cutthroat, I like it.

Belle: YOU BASTARDS!

We cut to them inside the warehouse

Boko: Surprised it was open

Louie: Well it was likely a challenge as you said.

Boko: Fair enough. Ok now without Belle the plan

Louie: The same but replace a few details, now hurry we won’t have much time.

Boko: Got it.

We cut to the masked figure opening the warehouse with a body bag, and it entering in but it stepped in a rope and a button in the middle which transmits a signal with it looking around to find the noise before the rope tightens around him and drags him off with it trying to grasp at stuff but it either breaking off or it losing it’s grip and than the rope was given some slack some enough and it being inside a net with Louie pressing a button sending the net in the air with Boko hopping and grabbing the mask than turning around to shoot it with the paralyzer paint Guns from episode 4 in the head

Louie: Good job

Boko: Nice plan now to find out who this masked figure really is!

???: Congrats, And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling Ki-

Louie: Don’t do a Scooby Doo reference, Endless.

Endless: YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF LOUBERT! I AM! OKAY WELL THE PRODUCERS TO AN EXTENT! BUT I’M HIGHER RANKED THAN YOU!

Boko: So this was a challenge?

Endless: Yes, an Immunity one at that, I wasn’t gonna have an elimination with the aftermath tomorrow.

Louie: So if our team win than what’s the reward?

Endless: It was going to be an horror movie reward with it being at an actual movie theater and you getting meet the creator’s that I could get.

Boko: Speaking of our team, where are they with the others?

Endless: In the editing room’s janitor’s closet, well besides Yumi, I had her get a bit of medical assistance before I threw her in the janitors closet, the rest should wake up by daylight. So I guess until than I’ll allow you to watch Batman 1989, The Dark Knight, and Joker 2019, and get you the standard movie snacks, popcorn, candy, and soda of your choice.

Louie: Sure.

Boko: I’m down.

Endless: Ok, good, can you get me down from here.

Louie/Boko: Nope!

The two walks off

Endless: Well Played.

We see Kapfan with brass knuckles on his fists

Endless: Hi Kappy.

Kapfan: I think it’s about time, to discuss my paycheck.

Endless: Thought you would use the chainsaw.

Kapfan: Nope, be too quick to get my goals.

Endless: Well played, also you heard the momentary reward to Boko and Louie?

Kapfan: Yep, gonna have them get that.

Endless: Good, Good.

We see Kapfan pulling back a punch as we cut to Louie and Boko watching the movies

Joker (Movie): Want to know how I got these scars?

Batman (Movie): Acne?

Joker (Movie): About twenty percent yes., but enough about me, let’s beat you up!

Louie: Heath Ledger, really needed many takes to get it right, besides a few exceptions.

Boko: Yep, Hmm, want to have an alliance?

Louie: Sure, but remember likely after the merge, be prepared for when I betray you.

Boko: And note that I would’ve done the same and probably would do it.

Louie: Agreed.

Boko: Ditto.

We cut to Endless getting beaten up by Kapfan with him drawing blood every few punches and with a punch interrupting Endless

Endless: So begins a bubbling alliance-, Will Lola stop being a bitch, Will I no- get sued, and will Kap- get his paycheck!

Kapfan: He better give me my paycheck!

Endless: Well you don’t have to wait all of them are a no-! But for all of your wuestions and bore- next time on Tota- Dra- Ma! Islan-! I me- SFU! Act-chun!

Kapfan: GIVE ME MY MONEY!

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Contestants

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Team Producers

Louie

Junior

Lola Loud

Rarity

Boko

Team Directors

Belle

Silver

Yumi

Scott Pilgrim

Pauline

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Elimination Order

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14th: Cartman (13 - 1) [Episode 2]

13th: Sunny (1 - 13) [Episode 2]

12th: Izuru (3-3) [Episode 4]

11th: June (4-2) [Episode 5]

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