Talk:War of the Two Users/@comment-31233271-20201220102027

Endless: Ok so why are you here

Stewie: Well it’s about my family

Endless: Sigh... go on

We fade into the next shot with Endless trying to listen

Stewie: Than the younger fat one shove my head up his ass and I couldn’t use the bathroom for a week or smell for a month

We cut to the next shot

Stewie: Than the woman placed me in the oven for the seventh time that day and

We cut to another shot with Endless drifting more and more to sleep

Stewie: Than the fat one the older one not the one that’s likely adopted he crashed the car into the house and destroyed all of my gifts and don’t get me started when he gone over a ramp into my room!

We cut to the next shot with Endless just dine with it

Stewie: Than Robert y’know my friend to thick and thin and not an asshole like Brian the one that was the one that kept me just straight up murdering the rest

Endless: Yes you been talking about that for three hours.

Stewie: Yeah the Fat Man sprayed painted political slogans on it before saying how much a horrible person I am Than rips my ruberts head off than replaced it with a 18 inch black rubber dildo!

Endless: The mental image is great by the way

Stewie: You killed millions probably enough to go over the maximum capacity of the Omniverse. But anyways I say “Hey fat man why are you doing this to my bear! This doesn’t seem right!” Than the fat man with glee replied “I “improved” your bear! So stop complaining and enjoy it!” After that I try to tell the woman of this but than she screamed at me saying that “Bears always had 18 inch black dildo’s attached to them, so why do I have a problem with it now! This is how bears are now and you need to deal with it! Are some kind of bear bigot, are you intimidated by strong independent bears!” And Than Brian hearing this decided to write an scathing article about this and sent to everyone in the neighborhood on “Are Bear Fans too entitled.” Or “The problem with toxic bear fans.” And now everyone in the neighborhood are shouting at each other but no one is hearing what the other is saying and now what used to bring me joy is now the neighborhoods battleground for petty hang ups, grievances, and insecurities while Fat Man is still making changes to Rubert before I even knew it the arms and legs have been replaced with razor blades and added a big obnoxious rainbow flag to it to go along with the political slogans in desperation to escape this kindness I tried to go to the pictures with Rubert before getting fucked like a two dollar wore to Sunday! But the fat man even had that cover he fucking photoshopped the 18 inch black dildo attached, political message, razor bladed, and defaced bear into every picture that was taking with him in it! Hell I even tried to go back in time but the Fat Man made it be impossible to do so by damaging the hardware I could only go into the future or back after he done that guess he controls the past, present, and future. What your thoughts on this

Endless: Yeah not even a shrink can deal with this and since you went over the time limit I’ll just leave you to it.

Endless punches Stewie and walks off