Name yet to decided

This is the Twenty Seventh short of Endless Possible Shorts, besides that I have no idea on what the fuck this crap is, so prepare to go mad from the weirdness

Script
Synopsis: Time is but an illusion.

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Endless is seen on a starry background.

Endless: It is the middle ground between light and shadow. Between man's grasp and his reach. Between science and superstition. Between the pits of the boundaries of reality and the depths of madness and insanity. This is a dimension of the things that make no sense whatsoever. It is an area mostly known by many as... The Endless Zone.

Endless fades away as the grey words reading "The Endless Zone" appears. The words glow brightly and fade away as weird photos of RH sticking chicken wings up his nose, Sunny eating a lamp and Radish eating Burger King mascot floats by. Endless floats by and eats an alarm clock as the scene transitions into the story (or what little it has).

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Endless: Doo Doo Huh a reply from Culdee in this forum eh should reply,

Endless press post

Endless: And now to go back to my user profile and star at it for the next hour

Endless did just that except

Endless: Huh I got the Fanon Hero Badge.............................................................................................!

We cut to the middle of the universe

Shaggy: It no use Nice Guy I beyond my 100% So surrender or you will face my true power!

Nice Guy: Why?

Shaggy: Wel-

The two gets engulfed by an explosion and incarnated

Endless: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! F##K YEAAAAAAH! I GOT THE F##KING BADGE AFTER WASTING A YEAR OF MY NONEXISTENT SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!! Oh c##p I blew up the universe Well time to fix this I hate when this happens

Announcer: A second later

Endless: There we go now to celebrate by muring the people I despise in the most brutal ways as possible Yay!

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We see Culdee in a Buzz Lightyear costume with Murder Man, Mega Maid, and Murder Man X

Culdee: I knew this costume party in an abandoned warehouse wasn’t a good idea

Murder Man: Got the chip?

Murder Man X: Barbque, Sour Cream,  or what specifically?

Murder Man: The Computer chip! The one to erase his memories.

Mega Maid: Didn’t we have a Laser Ray for that?

Murder Man: Yeah but I forgot where I placed it.

Mega Maid: We’re really bad at this.

Culdee: You’ll never get away with this Murder Man, SFU stories may be sad in the middle, maybe bittersweet in the end but never a downer ending, well besides TDC part 1 but that was a Ray of hope Kinda ending.

Murder Man: The chip?

Mega Maid gives Murder Man the chip and he grabs some equipment with a drill

Culdee: No!

We cut to Culdee still in the costume floating in the sea next to a Lego boat with two Lego figures that don’t have arms

Lego Captain: Hey is it me or that Buzz Lightyear?

Lego Guy 2; No that’s you but it is someone in a Buzz Lightyear costume.

Lego Captain: He would drown if we left him there.

Lego Guy 2: You only wanting to help to get his costume.

Lego Captain: Do you want me to throw you overboard or do you want me to get him up?

We cut to Culdee being thrown on a table

Lego Guy 2: Not bad for two guys without any arms

Culdee sprints up and beats up the two first kicking the captain, than punching the other guy than grabbing the Captain than slapping him

Culdee: Where am I!? I have No memory!? Who are you?! What’s my name!?

Lego Captain: We don’t know it wasn’t on you underwear.

Culdee: Oh No… You checked my underwear?

We cut to Culdee somewhere

Culdee: Do you have any idea on who I am all I have on me is bar tag

Worker 65: It says here your Buzz Lightyear of star command

Culdee: Lightyear that sounds um Dutch I think?

Worker 65: Also your coming up as Tim Allen, Scott Callen or whatever his name is pronounced, and the Shaggy D. A. Whoever that is and something else.

Culdee: So I’m either a space ranger or a mediocre actor that has less talent of choosing movies than any of those SFU guy’s are at writ-

We see Culdee being punched by Endless with Culdee seeing police entering.

Culdee: Well shit

Culdee suddenly punches and knocks out the two police officers

Culdee: A space ranger and Karate, whoever I am, I am awesome! Culdee goes outside

Sunny: Hey!

Culdee turns to see Sunny on a motorbike with Police over the place being not so discreetly hidden

Sunny: Come with me if you want to live.

Culdee: Ha you almost had me and the innocent look almost got me right here.

Culdee points ata button which sends out wings

Culdee: Wings I must be able to fly, to infinity and something

A police car rams into Culdee sending him into a building with us seeing Co,Noel Noodle in his Eric disguise

‘Eric’: You took quite a spill Culdee

Stuff to be added in

Ok so when I gone to get ice cream at Dairy Queen with my younger sister and my mom’s boyfriend (don’t ask it’s a long story that I don’t know the details to mostly because I don’t care at this point) when we were pulling up to take our order (to the speaker thing) it just died, like out of nowhere and with the car being in park since you know Drive Thru, we were stuck with there being a line behind us but, luckily the staff explained the issue and they went in and got there orders, so my sister called my older brother to try and help (who we tried to take us there earlier), which lead to him and the boyfriend to try and jumpstart the car which lead to nowhere with us waiting a bit than my brother unhook once or twice with after ten minutes it died even after like an hour of being charged, which eventually lead to us having to get my Grandma’s help (she and grandpa used to own the car we used) with Cale and him (the boyfriend not my grandpa who died this year [Rest In Pizza]) tried to take out the dashboard to jam a knife in the mechanism or something (don’t know cars for shit as you see) but that went nowhere finally after like an hour and a half we went home in Grandma’s car with them going to get a tow truck at this moment to we’ll tow the car or something, But I got the ice cream with my sister going inside and getting it, so I got what I came for, so that!s a plus.

That’s basically what happened to my understanding anyways