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It’s all falls down.

We cut to Matt Major entering Sportster

Matt: Everyone!

Buckaroo: What!

Matt: Parappa has been kidnapped

Buckaroo: We’re supposed to care why?

Matt: He’s been kidnapped by Firestar who if you haven’t notice has acquired the Death Star so come to save Parappa, stay to stop Firestar!

Buckaroo: Hmmm You do make a good point

Matt: Got it meet up at Sunny’s house

Matt leaves as we fade into Sunny’s living room with many, many characters

Sunny: So I brought all of you here today to save my friend, Parappa who was kidnapped by Firestar and that’s why Your here

Frida: I thought we’re here to stop the Fire Star

Sunny: If we have time

Buckaroo: Yeah I think Friend is a generous term Sunny.

Sunny: Bitch I’ll stab your eyes with a salad fork!

Buckaroo: Fine.

Sunny: So who will join me

Frida: Why not I’m need to get some creditability to not be on the streets

Azaz: Me and AsphaltainOof shall help

AsphaltainOof: Who said we

Buckaroo: And I’ll join even reformed I still have a trigger finger for blood

Frida: Reformed?

Buckaroo: I stop being evil after the Geneva convention or something like that

Frida: If I ask I’ll just go nowhere with that

Buckaroo: Likely.

Sunny: Thanks for all that volunteer. Anyways, me, Frida, Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo will be going onto the Fire Star to save Parappa. The rest of you will stop her partners!

Matt: Just one issue you failed to mention Decaying Flower

Sunny: Yeah and that is answered by this!

Sunny pushes a button on the wall, causing part of her house to open, revealing her ship.

Sunny: I still have the ship I used during the attack on the Death Creeper!

Matt: No I was going to say the plan itself like how are we getting in and out anything to do to avoid certain death

Sunny: We’ll improvise

AsphaltainOof: I’m so class you can suck my ass. I’m so class you can suck my ass.

Matt: If That’s the case Than we’re fucked.

Sunny: And I modified it to have ten people to sit in it

Matt: Why ten?

Sunny: I wanted it to be in the double digits but didn’t have a lot of resources so yeah ten

Sunny, Frida, Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo enter the ship and fly off.

Firestar Abridged

We fade into Firestar’s throne room. Ice Man, Miles, Robotic Cat, Cop 5 and Fireman enter with Parappa.

Ice Man: Firestar! We’ve got Parappa here!

Firestar: Good.

Ice Man throws Parappa into the room.

Cop 5: We do we do now

Ice Man: Force him to watch those bargain bin movies

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (Use That mindraper to get his traumas and use it on him)

Firestar: Actually just keep him here just go stay on the sideline in case while I’ll deal with him

Ice Man: If That’s What you want than I shall grant that

The rest leave besides Firestar and Parappa

Firestar: I’ve been expecting you dog

Parappa: It’s Parappa and second Tell me why am I here?

Firestar: After You dealt with my troops I have them bring you here to see if you would join me and we can rule the city together

Parappa: No.

Firestar: What Why?!

Parappa: Before I answer what can I call you

Firestar: Firestar! And WHY ARE YOU REFUSING THIS OFFER!

Parappa: Cause I was gonna call you Angela Jones.

Firestar Stops dead cold in her tracks before continuing

Parappa: I assume by that reaction that the name mean something to you

Firestar: I haven’t heard that name since I became who I am! SO TELL ME WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Parappa: Because I visited your home and saw the tapes while some seemed to be contrived of us having it but I know

Firestar: I thought I could leave who I was behind

Parappa: Now why did you want to leave it behind

Firestar: To start anew after being ruined by him.

Parappa: Mr. Black I presume

Firestar: Yes But there’s no second chance for me now

Parappa: People who say that are just too lazy to climb from rock bottom

Firestar: Coming from a person who watched his parent’s get dispatched with haste while watching like a passive waste

Parappa looks stunned but continues gritting his teeth with restrained anger

Parappa: Guess it’s my turn how do you know about what happened about my parents!

Firestar: I heard some stuff from I. M. Meen about it saying he had an assassin take care of them and would’ve taken care of you but they had to go back and look at you just shut down and gave up on life I don’t I should be lecture on how I still have a chance by one who threw away his!

Firestar shoots a fireball at Parappa knocking him to the wall but the other two Parappa dodges

Parappa: Your gonna regret doing that

Parappa takes out a sword and deflects an oncoming fireball from Firestar at an control panel and Parappa tries to slash at Firestar but she shoots a fireball knocking him down as Parappa got up, Firestar shoots out another fireball but Parappa reflects and it hits Firestar knocking her down and she tries to throw another but midway through it distinguishes

Firestar: Wha- What?

Parappa: Yeah I added something extra to my sword it’s called “The Power Nullifier” And it takes away your Powers

The door opens

Ice Man: I’ll stop him!

Parappa throws a magazine at a button causing the door to shut in and lock itself

Ice Man: NO!

Parappa: You learn what happens when you mess with me!

Firestar: You’ll learn when you try to dig up stuff I moved past!

Meanwhile

Sunny’s ship lands at the docking station

Sunny: Ok they should be in the throne room

Frida: I’d never been to the Death Star

Sunny: Well I’ve been here before and to the death creeper and considering Onion Shit creativity it should be the same

Sunny and the others head into the hallway

Meanwhile

We see Miles and Robotic Cat watching the security cameras

Miles: And than I told the guy you still have to fulfill this one wish

Robotic Cat: (Sarcastic) Meow (Hilarious.)

Miles: Wait is that Sunny and the group! Shit!

Miles shouts into the intercoms as Firestar and Parappa are still fighting but Firestar grabs Fireman Axe on a nearby wall and attack’s Parappa with it

Miles: Boss! Sunny and the others are on here!

Firestar: Try to stop them I’m kinda need to teach a dog a few lessons!

Miles: Got It!

Miles rushes out of the room but Robotic Cat is nowhere to be seen before we zoom into the throne room and see Parappa getting Firestar to destroy a wall causing them to fight into the reactor room than after a bit more clashing and the two weapons clashing Parappa overpowers Firestar and strikes her causing Firestar’s glove to glitch out

Firestar: Wha- Wha- is even going on...

Parappa: Guess your losing what you “become” now face the wrath of insulting my parents!

Firestar: I won’t let you take away what I have!

Firestar summons a massive Phoenix and has the Phoenix attack Parappa chasing him throughout the room but Parappa notices a water tower as the Phoenix is about to ram into Parappa as he slashes at one of the towers support beams it falls onto the Phoenix disintegrating it

Firestar: No...

Parappa capitalizes on that and rushes and slashes at Firestar knocking her back and as she tries to summon another Phoenix it disintegrated almost immediately as Firestar left red eye turns green and she trembles

Firestar: No No... NO!

Meanwhile

Sunny and the others enter another hallway and come across an intersection. As soon as they enter, a bunch of laser walls activate, separating Sunny and Frida from Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo.

Frida: We’re separated!

Sunny: Look we’ll make I’m a main character and you still have a twist yet to be revealed so we’re safe but them not so much

AsphaltainOof: I just ripping of lines of Patrick Star... Laugh!

Frida: Ok continue on our goal we should meet at some point

Buckaroo: Got It!

The three runs off

Frida: I though they die

Sunny: Turns out they’re like cockroaches.

We cut back to the fight between Firestar and Parappa as in the background we hear the vents being rummaged as the two continue to fight

Firestar: STOP IT!

Parappa: When you mess with my family you awakened untapped anger!

Parappa slashes at Firestar taking even more of her Powers and cause her hair to glitch from orange to brown as that causes Firestar to pant heavily before getting slashed by Parappa causing her suit to return to normal

Meanwhile.

Sunny and Frida are heading through a hallway until they spot both Cop 5 and Fireman at the end of the halls.

Frida: There guards Sunny

Sunny: Don’t worry I got this

Sunny places down doughnuts and the two hide behind a door

Cop 5: You smell that

Fireman: Yeah it’s doughnuts

Cop 5: On the floor

Fireman: Want some

Cop 5: No we didn’t buy any doughnuts or order any doughnuts so who brought doughnuts

Fireman: Jim Cummings?

Cop 5: No you fool it means someone placed it here for us to have likely had this drugged which means someone is here!

Sunny: Well this is backfiring

Frida: Don’t worry

Frida shoots lasers at the two clothes setting them on fire

Fireman: You smell that

Cop 5: Yeah is Firestar having another tantrum again

Fireman: No I think it’s coming from us

Cop 5: Yeah my knee is burning

The two screams and run around a bit before hitting the other knocking both out as Sunny and Frida leaves there spot and moves past them

Meanwhile.

Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo are heading through a hallway until they come across a plate of Dick Burgers.

Azaz: Look!

AsphaltainOof: Krabby Patties! I’m funny

Azaz and AsphaltianOof head to the plate.

Buckaroo: Don’t eat them!

Azaz: Why

Buckaroo: Fresh food in the open doesn’t that scream it’s a trap

Azaz: I always live on the edge!

The two eat the burgers and than the doors closed and the window opens causing the three to fly out of there

Three Idiots are not the imposter

The three hit Sunny house causing the people from earlier to run out

Meanwhile.

Back on the Fire Star, Parappa and Firestar have now made their way into the machinery room. Parappa eventually strikes Firestar yet again, causing her gloves to fully revert to her hands.

Firestar: No! AHHH!!

Firestar lunges at Parappa but he knocks the axe out of her hands to the molten lava and strikes her causing Firestar to glitch back and forth to her normal self and Firestar and we see Frida And Sunny starting to enter the room via vent

Firestar: (Voice sounding distorted) Stop!

Parappa: Why should I?!

Firestar: I understand about all the things I’ve done recently! But please don’t take my powers away! Without them, I would have to go back to after the accident occurred! I may not be disfigured, but I’ve grown used to them! Please don’t take them away!

Parappa: Mr. Black has been dead for a long time there’s nothing to be achieved like this

Firestar: If I go back I have nothing. Nothing for me to continue no purpose!

Parappa hesitates

Sunny: Parappa do it.

Parappa: What?!

Sunny: She’s just lying you think she’ll just stop without getting revenge on you this is your chance to finish it.

Firestar: No she’s just using you Parappa

Sunny: Tell me how would your parents feel.

Parappa eyes widen and flashes of there deaths fill his mind

Parappa: EYAYYYYYYGGGHHH!!!

Parappa rushes and slashes at Firestar mortally wounding her and turning her back to Angelica and causing her to be sent into the throne room as Parappa rushes into the throne room than Ice Man Enders the room and Parappa Stops

Ice Man: No...

Parappa eyes widen and sends out his hand but Ice Man blasts ice launching him away

Ice Man: Get away you philistine!

Ice Man creates a dome around him and Angela and Parappa moves out of the way out of the throne room

Cop 5: Shit

The intercoms start

Robotic Cat: Hello

Parappa: Wait you can talk?!

Robotic Cat: Yes I Can after what happened and something occurred to me

Parappa: What is it

Robotic Cat: I too have no purpose to what should I do than I realize I might as well go out on top so I’m bringing this down to orbit and crushing it onto Pensacola and likely destroying all life on earth

https://youtu.be/5UNTW8hFcpk

Sunny: Oh shit.

Robotic Cat: If you still want to live Than Use the ships in the docking station and find a habitable home maybe mars could suit you just fine while I’ll just shoot some lasers to give the planet the news ahead of time to start panicking so good day and hope you enjoyed your existence

The intercom went silent

Meanwhile.

We see buildings being blown up

Meggy: Oh come on!

Tari: Is it me or is the Fire Star looks like Robotic Cat and the “Cat Star” is coming closer

Meggy: Huh thought it be until twenty twenty one till earth was destroyed

We hear gunshots, explosions not from the Cat Star, And other stuff in the background

Meanwhile.

Frida: Crap! Is there anyway to at the very least make sure humanity is not wiped out

Cop 5: Well if we blow this place up than it become not threatening

Sunny: Your helping out!

Cop 5: I’m a villain but I still want to have a planet to live on!

Parappa: Ok where would there be a place that would cause the place to blow up but give us enough time to escape

Cop 5: Jamming the turbine engines would do

Parappa: Ok would my sword work

Cop 5: No it has to be a special kind of metal none of which is on here

Sunny: What about-

Frida: Spoilers And no.

Parappa: Well shit couldn’t:t we blow up the core like in the Star Wars movies

Cop 5: Yeah we’re in a collision course with earth doing that would not be enough to escape

Sunny: Wait would the Robotic Cat Metal count

Cop 5: It’s worth a shot

Parappa: Considering our options that is the best case scenario

Parappa, Sunny, And Frida leaves to fight Robotic Cat as Cop 5 leaves to get an escape pod

Sunny: Ok where is the cat anyways

Frida: Well It can’t be at the throne room

Parappa: It has to be at the control panel since he had to create a collision course

Frida: Valid point

Sunny: Ok let’s get that bitch

Frida: You know you’ve been acting more of your Cannon part just with a bit more swearing

Sunny: When we get off of here I’ll rip your head off.

The three bash into the control panel to see Robotic Cat on the control panel as Frida shoots a laser at him creating a hole into the turbines and sending that cat into that room

Sunny: Frida your that retarded

Frida: Hey!

Sunny: You realize you destroyed the control panel which we could’ve used to stop this

Parappa: Likely The Cat would’ve destroyed it

Sunny: Stay out of this Parappa

Parappa: Wish me luck.

Parappa jumps down

Sunny: Hope you die

Frida: Mood whiplash Sunny

Sunny: Oh bite me.

We cut to Parappa and a now heavily damaged Robotic Cat with most of the skin gone leaving his endoskeleton exposed and his voice glitching out

Robotic Cat: Pa-Parappa I ask why are you trying to stop me you have to deal with them and you were done with life and hate life itself so tell me why are doing this?

Parappa: I admit I hate them than and I still do in fact just dealing with them made me realize something I fucking hate humanity.

Parappa rushes and slash at Robotic Cat giving him no time to react

Parappa: They're selfish, ignorant, loud, obnoxious, pricks with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever! I mean really! Look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV! It's just a never ending parade of failures and fuck-ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!!

Parappa strikes Robotic Cat in the face causing the Robotic Feline with only his endoskeleton remaining into a turbine but as Parappa turns around, Robotic Cat grabs Parappa pulling him down but Parappa eventually climbs to the top

Robotic Cat: Parappa you don’t have to do this you’ll be killed two

Parappa: So be it

Parappa unhooks the Power Nullifier causing Robotic Cat to fall and caused the Power Nullifier And Robotic Cat to be shredded in the turbine

Sunny: Nice world of cardboard speech even if it was ripped off

Frida: That doesn’t make it better you know a rip off is still a rip off no matter if it’s acknowledged lazily

Parappa: We need to escape this place is going to blow.

Sunny: Oh right

The two jump down Than followed Parappa as Multiple Stormtroopers running around in a panic than reaching there ship with Stormtroopers trying to enter but Sunny brings out her photoshopped gun and shoots them in the head and they enter the ship and flies off as the Cat Star blows up as the in flames Pensacola Watches on and the ship lands and the three exited

Meggy: Thanks for saving the world and all

Matt: Good job on stopping them. Let’s go to sportster

We cut to sportster at night

At Sportsters, Parappa and the others are at a table as well as Meggy and Tari With Sunny And Matt nearby

Parappa: In short I killed Robotic Cat and apparently saved the world

Matt: That’s great Parappa

Parappa: Yeah And I also learned something that people... they'll just die and is futile to show any sorrow for I have to thank most of it for helping me realize that

Parappa walks off and exits sportsters

Matt: He was so close of being human

Sunny: Huh Dark And also stole that also from another Abridged series that’s infinitely better than this.

We cut to Parappa walking down the streets and we go up into the sky as we fade to black and fade into the hunk of metal that was the Death Star/ Fire Star/ Cat Star And see a dome of ice still there and see Robotic Cat dragging himself out looking like a strain of hair just barely staying together dragging himself to the road and we see a car driving than stopping than opening it’s door as we go to a puddle of water still there for some reason before fading into it and going to black

https://youtu.be/q707LpwDKiI

Firestar Arc Abridged

Credits (In terms of appearance)

Murder Man — Himself

Ice Man — Himself

Angelica Jones — Herself

Sunny Funny — Herself

Buckaroo — Himself

Thor — Chris Hemsworth

Thanos — Josh Brolin

Frida Saurez — Herself

The Mugger — Himself

Guard 1 — Himself

Spider Man — Himself

Jimmy the Crow — Himself

Self Destruction Voice — My Ex Wife

RH — Himself

The Creator — LittleKuriboh

Murder Man X — Himself

Police — Themselves

Bystander (Episode 1) — Himself

Parappa — Himself

Spyro the Dragon — Himself

Knack — Himself

Nathan Drake — Himself

Jak — Himself

Daxter — Himself

Ratchet — Himself

Clank — Himself

Voice (Episode 2) — Debbie

John Kodera — Himself

Matt Major — Himself

PJ Berri — Himself

Debt Collector — Murder Man X

TV Commercial Voice — The Starving Pre-Teen on the streets

Guard — Himself

Shoulder Devil — Himself

Katy Kat — Herself

Tari — Herself

Paula Fox — Herself

Meggy Spletzer — Herself

Radish — Himself

Bartender — Person 56

TrashyRashy834 — Himself

Voice (Episode 2 #2) — Gavin Nevhiz

Bank Clerk — Himself

Fatass/Joe Smith — Himself

Business Executive — Himself

Customer 1 — Themself

Customer 3 — Themself

Customer 4 — Themself

Customer 7 — Themself

Brooklyn Guy — Himself

Customer 2 — Humself

DBT Guy — Himself

Mega Maid — Herself

Nancy — Herself

Mr. Krabs — Himself

Person in the backseat — Himself

Spongebob — Himself

Squidward — Himself

Area 51 Guard 1 — Himself

Guard 5 — Himself

Robotic Cat — Himself

Miles — Himself

Onion Cream — Himself

Cop 5 — Himself

Fireman — Himself

Ink Brute – Himself

Cody — Himself

Joseph — Himself

Bank Clerk #2 — Himself

Master Onion — Himself

Simmons — Himself

Darth Vader — Himself

Palpatine — Himself

Stormtrooper 1 — Himself

Stormtrooper 2 — Himself

Stormtrooper 3 — Himself

Stormtrooper 4 — Himself

Stormtrooper 5 — Himself

Stormtrooper 6 — Himself

Stormtrooper 7 — Himself

Person – Himself

Reporter — Himself

Shrek — Himself

Boko — Himself

Crash Bandicoot — Himself

Hunter — Himself

Bakery Owner — Himself

The Man with No Name — Shane

Kid — Himself

Gary — Himself

Mr. Black — Himself

Doctor — Himself

Mr. Black Guard 1 — Himself

Guard 2 — Himself

Guard 3 — Himself

Guard 6 — Himself

Civilian — Himself

Azaz — Himself

AsphaltainOof — Himself

Firestar Abridged

March 28 2019 – December 20 2020 Thank You.  