User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFU Aftermath

We cut to a logo saying Total Drama Aftermath with scribbling SFU between Drama and Aftermath as we cut to a red couch with RH and June

June: Welcome to Total Drama SFU Aftermath

RH: You might be wondering what is Total Drama Aftermath it’s just like in canon and how did we got this Well we heard of Endless doing this and so we rented a resort for the time Endless is doing the show and had the contestants be drove here when eliminated and we get a show every four eliminations

June: And speaking of contestants we have some interview with the eliminated ones coming like Jeffy, Silver, Aiden, And Sunny

RH: The last one shock me and our peanut gallery. With Culdee and Mariofan in it

We see Culdee and Mariofan are seating in a peanut gallery fitting of sixteen people of a 2x8

RH: First Up it’s the person selling thousands of albums on average of a single day, and who’s fan base has done something getting some controversy. The Defacto Leader Of SML Himself say a warm welcome to Jeffy!

Jeffy enters the stage and sits on a couch nearby there’s

RH: Jeffy, Bummer you’re first out

Jeffy: Meh didn’t wanted to be there only had to be there because of daddy

June: Anything to note about your experience

Jeffy: My team sucked and I happy to leave can we continue on you have a time limit here.

RH: You’re not mad over losing ten thousand bucks

Jeffy: As I said I’m a famous rapper and my dad’s, the face of Nintendo so who cares

June: Valid Point so anything you regret

Jeffy: Not really I avoided having to deal with there crap any longer and get to be here in a five star hotel so what’s the deal?

RH: Give us something work with bro we need to fill in our runtime

Jeffy: Than introduce some new segments while I’ll just take a seat in the Pea Nut Gall Er Re

Jeffy walks over and takes a seat near Culdee and Mariofan.

RH: Ok let’s introduce or new segment That’s gonna leave a mark.

We cut to the tv showing some clips

We see the teams in the mess hall checking it out when a wooden board falls and hit Colonel Noodle

We cut to the cave after Jeffy flips them off across a gorge a slagimite fell and hits Jeffy on his helmet dazing him

We See Aiden trying to treat his sword as a nunchuck before slashing himself across the face than running and hits a bear which slashes him away

We cut to Yumi singing backstage before a stage light falls and hits Amy Rose

We cut to Izuru bungee jumping but instead of hitting water Izuru hits a rock

RH: Seeing That makes us be grateful we’re not there but let’s talk someone who was there. He was panned in his debut Sonic Game as a playable contestant, Was mind controlled into attacking his own teammates, and always seem to get second at the Mario and Sonic Olympic Games It’s Silver!

Silver walks on stage and sits down

June: Hi Silver, sad to see you go by Izuru using his own power up on a teammate

Silver: Yeah but the real thing that was bad that Shadow called me going on a spiel on how he’s better than me and Sonic

RH: And we recorded that conversation let’s watch

We cut to that conservation

Shadow: Silver Hey Silver, Hey Hey.

Silver: What? I was sleeping

Shadow: Like a bitch.

Silver: And there goes the brick.

Shadow: And you thought you prove your better than me by playing that game and only getting second! As I said I’m the ultimate life form

Silver: More like the ultimate douchebag

Shadow: Can you repeat that to my face

Silver: N- ya know what Yes. Your a You... dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!

The call ends from there with the entire crowd shock

June: Didn’t you had it in you.

RH: Final Question Why were you trying to get buddy buddy with Maguro

Silver: To get some friends and some allies in the game which I might’ve tried to get some too quickly which might’ve been my downfall

RH: Huh ok go to the peanut gallery

Silver: Okay Than?

Silver go to the peanut gallery seating next to Jeffy.

June: Next is the worst singer you’d seen since Justin Bieber and the leader of The Blaze Rods... it’s Aiden

We see Aiden being dragged out and thrown onto the couch

RH: Thoughts On being nearly unanimously voted off

Aiden: I was robbed Y’hear!

Aiden gets hit by a giant hammer knocking him back.

June: Well it’s time to play truth or hammer

Aiden: Truth or What?!

RH: Basically if you Tell the truth nothing bad happens and if you lie than well you see what happens

June: So how do you consider your game to be

Aiden: Great till my team up and ruin it

RH: He must believe that but what about your song performance.

Aiden: They all have no talent!

A hammer smashes into Aiden’s torso

RH: What about your teammates

Aiden: They’d sucked!

June: Must believe that one two. So last question Why do you think you were eliminated

Aiden: Because they coudln’t handle a beast like me

Another hammer smashed into Aiden

Aiden: Ow.

RH: Now If Aiden’s ribs isn’t broken please walk to the peanut gallery

Aiden walks to the peanut gallery holding his ribs in pain sitting nearby Silver

June: Now the last recent contestant we have, fought against Onion Cream, Isis, And a goat demon thing who’s elimination was unforeseen... Sunny Funny!

Sunny walks on stage onto the couch

RH: Sunny tough break just as Colonel Noodle is eliminated he pulls out an invincibility Skull from his @$$ Thoughts on it

Sunny: Kinda miffed about it but his luck is assured to run out eventually

June: Any regrets

Sunny: Not getting to see in person Boko getting eliminated but that’s tolerable

RH: How’s your team

Sunny: Excluding Amy And Colonel Noodle it was pretty good it had some friends on it so that was good.

June: So thoughts on the game

Sunny: It was good besides that last challenge it was horrible.

RH: Ok last thing we going get a call all the way from Pensacola it’s Parappa

We cut to a FaceTime call with Parappa in it

Parappa: Matt It is on right?

Matt: Yes you should have eyes.

Parappa: Hey Sunny

Sunny: Hi Parappa how thing storing on back at home

Parappa: Another villain attack, but we watched the show poor you and also Silver

Silver: Thanks for your sympathy

Parappa: But are you doing ok

Sunny: I am hope you are ok

Parappa: I’m fine

Matt: Parappa! P.J Beari or whatever swallowed a ball he thought was made out of chocolate

Parappa: Oh my fucking God. Sorry Sunny I have to deal with another stunt of stupidity

Sunny: Eh it’s understandable, Bye!

Parappa: Bye!

The call ends

RH: So Sunny how do you feel now?

Sunny: Great

June: Also not to sound off topic but it seems like you have a crush on Parappa

Sunny: No I don’t

The hammer falls as Sunny jumps out avoiding being hit but the chair is launched through the wall making a chair size hole

Sunny: What the hell!

RH: Sorry That was for Aiden as you see now just go to the peanut gallery as we finish up ok

Sunny does that still on edge sitting next to Aiden

June: That's all folks. Will Colonel Noodle get voted off, Will Silver get justice

RH: If you want to find out Than tune into the next episode of...

June & RH: Total Drama SFU!

The peanut gallery waves (besides Aiden) as the camera is turned off ending the aftermath