User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA Part 7

We cut to the same warehouse with Kapfan still beating Endless

Endless: Last Tim- on To-al Dram-ba! Action! Ca- Ack! Stop for a minute I have a recap!

Kapfan: Fine I should get my chainsaw, should up rev it up.

Kapfan walks up

Endless: Finally, seriously I get the users have good stamina but all night! Anyways Last time on Total SFU Action. The contestants with the knowledge of no challenge and no elimination due to filming of the aftermath, they watched horror movies but your host with the most lied for the challenge part not the elimination part, I dressed up as a slasher and knocked each one out one by one, till it was just Boko and Louie who combined and took me out getting the win for the team and a start for a new alliance, Will that last? Let’s find out on-

We hear a chainsaw rev up

Endless: Total! SFU! Action!

We cut to the trailers and us going into the boys trailer with Junior and Scott playing a card game

Junior: Now I gotta subtract my defense points with your attack points to add to mine life points and Uh… how do I do that?

Louie: Junior you redefine what it means to be a moron.

Scott: Yeah talk about you being a disaster even I’m beating you by a landslide.

We hear screams and the trailer shaking

Junior: Ok how much you bet that it’s Lola and Rarity again?

Louie: I only bet on things I’m mostly sure will pay off thank you very much.

Silver: Ok so do we have a challenge

Boko: It’s Endless considering he’s such a sadist, it’s very likely there will be.

Louie: If you excuse me I’m going play with some bendy straws I took

Junior: If your gonna masterbate please do that not here!

We cut to the other trailer with tings being thrown across it such as luggage, a bamboo sword (Pauline and regular training), and Yumi

Lola: Get your luggage off of my bottom bunk!

Rarity: Well sorry I needed extra space! Unlike the time you place a rock on my face!

Lola: Sorry it make you look better than your tacky haircut and makeup!

Rarity: GASP! You take that back you despicable bastard of a whore!

Lola: MY MOM IS NOT A WHORE!

Yumi: Can you stop, I’m feeling noxious!

We cut to a confessional of Yumi looking green with a barfbag

Yumi: I woke up to get something to eat when those two argued about hot pockets or something and threw whatever they could at each other and with me in the crossfire it led to me being thrown around and that was just making me dizzy…

Yumi goes under the countertop as we cut to the trailer with Pauline and Belle holding back Rarity and Lola respectively as the intercom turns on

Endless: Campers meet me at my, which is at the location of today’s challenge if confused just follow

We jump cut to the two teams at Endless with a obstacle course behind him

Endless: Ok any guesses on today’s movie genre?

Yumi: Guy in a coma movie, because I really need to lie down.

Endless: No that’s after you get eliminated and fall into a coma from shame, Yumi

Lola: Hope that happens to you Skanky Skank Skank.

Rarity: WHY YOU!

Endless: Enpugh anyways today”s Disaster Movie day! For part one we’ll do the same as the original but with some twists instead of replacements of the actual thing we’re using lightning…

We see lightning hitting Louie

Endless: Lava

We see Lava go past Louie feet scorching them

Louie: ACK! GOD! Didn’t you learn from last season!?

Endless: No I did not that isn’t going to change even with an on going lawsuit! Anyways! Hail!

We see Van size hail crushing Louie

Louie: I’m a doctor!

Belle: Here.

Belle helps Louie out the hail

Endless: And an earthquake

A giant sliver of earth opens up dropping Louie into it

Belle: Um… are you okay?

Louie: FINLAND!

Belle: Yeah that was kinda stupid, of course you’re not.

Endless: Ok, you have to go across this obstacle course to the end and the first team to the end gets a leg up in the second half. Ready GO!

We see the group rushing onto the obstacle course with torn up road with the course shaking causing a couple to lose balance like Louie with Junior grabbing him over shoulder before going off to the handle bars with Belle going across it fast before landing on the other side avoiding a piranha

Endless: Flying Objects and Lava!

Lava slowly go down below the handle bars as Endless makes a windstorm and causing an aftershock causing Boko to fly off the course

Boko: CURSE YOU SMALL SIZE!

Lola: Keep up slowpoke guess you should’ve work out fatty.

Rarity: Oh don’t you dare pull that card!

Lola: Hey at least it was from the ass like your dresses.

Rarity: That’s it!

Rarity tackles Lola near the lava and forces her hair in the lava burning it before Lola for lack of a better word grabs her and holds her up as a dictionary flies and hits Rarity in the ribs with us hearing a serious crack than a brick to the face destroying the nose and giving her a concussion before her throwing her in the water as piranha chomps on them as we see Silver throwing multiple across throwing ruble to hit lightning as we see Junior slowly moving across the handlebars but than getting a bag of Nickels to the crotch with Junior barely holding on after that before a Nickle the size of a van hits him in the crotch knocking him down and him slowing sinking to the bottom of the lake

Junior (Highpitched): Why do they always go for the kiwis? Why?

We see the five members of Team Directors reaching the end dodging or breaking large pieces of hail and avoiding random objects before reaching the end

Endless: And Team Directors win the first part with ease, seriously all of you besides Boko go to the medical room we got.

We cut to a confessional of Louie

Louie: Up is down and the moon is square…

Louie hits the ground as we cut to Rarity wearing stake glasses

Rarity (Restrained rage): Lola is going down. Lola is going down. Lola is going down. LOLA IS GOING DOWN.

We cut Lola with a cast over her scalp

Lola (Restrained Rage): Lucky they were able to avoid major damage but most of my hair is gone. But Rarity is going down. Rarity is going down. Rarity is going down. RARITY IS GOING DOWN.

We cut to Junior in pain

Junior (High pitch): Why……

We cut to Boko

Boko I consider myself the lucky one.

We cut to the two teams out of up to scale models of a submarine

Endless: Ok after six hours of waiting for Team Producers to heal.

Junior: Why……

Endless: Yeah me two. Anywho, we here to the second challenge and the decider. We’re doing it like before on the original you two will go in the water will rise and you have to open a hatch bla, bla, blab. Anyway, Team Directors hear your advantage.

Endless throws a piece of paper to Belle

Endless: Ok now enter.

We jumpcut to that the two teams are with Belle looking at the paper and giving it to Pauline

Belle: Ok here’s some bendy straws.

Silver: Where did you even get it

Belle: Took it from Louie, I’m a kleptomaniac.

Scott: My wallets missing!

Belle: Lola did it! Anyways put bendy straws on top of each other when the water goes above the first bendy straw got it?

Yumi: If it means we win than sure.

Belle takes out a bendy straw uses it as a snorkle and kneels and starts working on the hatch before hearing it click

Belle: Huh that was easy?

Belle opens it to reveal a fire hose shooting out a blast of water with Belle forcing it shut

Belle: Ok can any give me a lift up?

We cut to the other team

Lola: You took my wallet!

Rarity: No you took mine!

Lola: No I didn’t I don’t have mine and who else would take it!

Louie: Ok now so far I got nothing

We see the water go above Louie’s head before going up

Louie: Ok now we… wait where’s my bendy straws! Dammit must’ve lost them during the challenge thank goodness I can hold my breath for a bit.

Boko: Ok so now what

Rarity/Lola: WHY YOU!

We hear a fight happening

Junior: Is it wrong to say I hope we lose just to vote off one of them?

Junior gets punched by Lola and Rarity at the same time

Junior: GAH! MY NOSE! I THINK I CAN SEE BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT!

We cut to a confessional of Junior with a tissue in his nose

Junior: I’m getting sick of them, seriously last week they threw a bench and that hit me in the back of the head! I had to be in the infirmary from blunt force trauma! At this rate either one being eliminated would be an improvement.

We cut to the Team Directors with the two on top of each other shoulders with Belle on the top of it

Pauline: How close are you?

Belle: Decently close, need two or so minutes to get to it.

Silver: Couldn’t I just use key telekinesis to rip out something for you to use as a platform

Belle: Well curse you hindsight.

Yumi slips on the water causing all to drop besides Belle who’s holding onto the latch swing so her feet goes on top of it doing what she could to entangle one on the hatch and placing the other on the metal ceiling before when she stops effort to keep her leg up it stays on the ceiling

Belle: Thank you environment boots.

Silver: You could’ve done that all along!

Belle: Well I had to wait a couple seconds on a surface and we’ll once again… hehe, Hindsight is a funny thing.

Silver: When we get out I’m gonna beat you up

We cut to a montage of Louie and Belle cracking the hatch with mission impossible music in the back as Louie goes up and down for air before Belle opens the hatch and enters through it

Pauline: Hey what about us!

Belle: Just wait until the water rises to here besides if I’m out maybes Endless could give our team the win?

Pauline: Fine.

Belle exits the submarine and sees Endless

Belle: Did we win?

Endless: Sure, You win an all expense paid trip Universal Studios, the theme park where the disasters aren’t there movies.

Belle: So it was just a reward challenge!?

Endless: Yep.

Belle: Twice IN A ROW!

Endless: Yep no elimination next episode is one.

We see Team Producers fall out as does Team Directors through the bottom hatch

Endless: Team Directors paid expense trip to Universal studios, Team Producers no elimination, however next challenge, no such luck. Understood!

Team Directors sigh and Team Producers lowly clap besides Rarity and Lola as we cut to Belle doing a confessional

Belle: At the very least we get away the camp and I won’t have to deal with Lola and Rarity scream match, I guess that’s good.

We see a chest hitting Belle

Silver: That’s for wasting our time!

We cut to Endless in the submarine

Endless: Well that was a fun episode, Will the next episode have them fight for their lives, who’ll be eliminated, will the next episode be longer? Seriously this was like a ten minute read at best, and Will Kapfan leave me alone now I gave him his paycheck? Find out most of these questions and more next time on TOTAL! SFU! ACTION!

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Episode 7: Disaster Movie: The first part is to get through a set with crumbling platforms projectiles, lava flowing, and so forth, But has the same second part

Winner: The Directors (Belle was barely able to unlock the latch using the bendy straws Scott took from Louie and barely won)

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Contestants

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Team Producers

Louie

Junior

Lola Loud

Rarity

Boko

Team Directors

Belle

Silver

Yumi

Scott Pilgrim

Pauline

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Elimination Order

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14th: Cartman (13 - 1) [Episode 2]

13th: Sunny (1 - 13) [Episode 2]

12th: Izuru (3-3) [Episode 4]

11th: June (4-2) [Episode 5]

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