User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA Part Dos.

We cut to Endless in the elimination area’s stage

Endless: Last time on Total SFU Action. Our contestants appeared with some newcomers to a studio that was infested with zombies, well not actually but still, ultimately Silver last the longest, and we got the trailers, now what will happen today. Who’s gonna win, who’s going home, find out all of these and more on Total! SFU! Action!

We cut to the mess hall in the day with KAPfan as the cook still with him making near inedible porridge

June: So how did you sleep

Boko: Better Than last season with Colonel Douchebag.

Silver: Yeah, I sympathize with your pain

Izuru: I didn’t snore, so why do you... never mind.

Rarity: Lola snored the sleep put Of everyone else besides Sunny, she’s a heavy sleeper

Sunny: Thanks!

We hear a loud roar

Izuru: Did Culdee watch Cats, Again?

Endless: Nope! That’s Today’s challenge

Sunny: Prevent Culdee from watching Cats?

Endless: No, The Wiki users have to do that. You have to participate the challenge of today which will be based off of the monster genre!

Yumi: Kaiju’s, Basically giant fucking monster destroying everything in their wake

Izuru: We say a lot of swears in Endless’s work, Endless’s or would that be plural not needing the ‘ or what that kinda confuses me.

Endless: Anyways you’ll be the generals trying to stop the monster and I din’t mean Eric, or me.

Cartman: Fuck You.

Endless: And eat shit, you pile of lard.

Cartman: I’m big boned!

Endless: Well your skull must be very empty.

Cartman flips Endless off

Endless: Huh good thing I picked you for being so easy to piss off for others I have to use a bit of my trolling skills but for you I could just say some bullshit but you’ll take the bait

Cartman: No. I DO NOT!

Endless: Cheesy Poofs, Suck Ass.

Cartman: FUCK YOU!

June: So the challenge?

Endless: Right, You guys will be playing the team against the giant monster now the monster while still giant is mechanical think Mechagodzilla, and you guys will get a few Mech suits to combat the machine and you could do anything in the challenge for defeating it or any other like shutting it down, or destroy the monster anything goes, sabotage the other person or team up to take it down. Now follow me.

Rarity: The words you never follow.

Endless: It’s either that or a round of sleeping gas. Pick one.

Pauline: Not in the mood of that after last season

Izuru: Yeah, I’ll go with the former.

Yumi: Not in the mood, so yeah the former.

Endless: Good

We cut to the outside with Mech suits of varying sizes fit to each contestant

Izuru: So this is out Arsenal

Endless: It has some bullets, flight for a minute, and the intervals take about another minute before using them, and a rocket you only get one mind you, a communication software to converse with other contestants but the other one have to accept so if they hate you like everyone to Cartman than your screwed in that regard, and you each get one that’s made for your size like short and obese like Carter.

Cartman: Go fuck yourself.

Endless: And then the others so get into your suits

We jumpcut to the group in the suits

Rarity: Could you’ve spared to give them some flare.

Endless: Was on a time limit and barely got the Kaiju up and functional, so pardon moi, that I didn’t want to be sue for injuries

Izuru: Didn’t we sign a contract?

Endless: Yeah but I still have workers to film everything. Isn’t that right, Patrick

Patrick (Offscreen): Am I getting paid for this.

Endless: Your an intern, that should answer your question. Now for the Kaiju, I wanted to inspire you guy’s to give it your all so prepare for a sight.

We hear stomps coming towards them and a roar, as it peeks out to reveal a Godzilla like Mechablites with middle fingers as spines on it’s back shooting fire at a building which leaves nothing but ash.

We cut to a confessional of Izuru

Izuru: Twelve bucks that Endless just wanted to place his face on something than to inspire us, though it does have a punchable face.

We cut to a confessional of Belle

Belle: This is gonna be easier than the time I played beat Tari in smash

Sunny (Offscreen): She Lost.

Belle: SHUT UP!

we cut back to the group

Endless: And the gauntlet has been brought, give it your all and the winner the bring it down will get a reward! Begin!

Izuru: Ok, we should plan and not go in all Leroy Jenkins… Where’s Cartman and Belle?

Sunny: Went off and trying to defeat the monster

Izuru: There’s confidence and there’s suicide, the latter is what’s happening.

We cut to the two speeding off at the monster punching at it for it to do nothing

Cartman: Why isn’t this working!

The Kaiju shoots fire at the two obliterating their suits, sending them to the ground

Belle: Maybe going in all Leroy Jenkins wasn’t the best idea.

The Kaiju stomps on them going past the two we cut back to the rest flying off

Izuru: Dammit! Why did we even split UP! This is so stupid, it seems there all fucking lemmings!

We see the Kaiju shooting a rocket at Izuru who barely dodges it as it destroys a prop building

Izuru: SHIT! Ok shoot bullets while runnin- Why am I even saying this out loud anyways? I mean likely no one would hear and I’m not using the communicator, this but it would be more convenient to-

Izuru gets hit by a fireball into a building bringing it down with his suit damaged

Izuru: I should’ve followed my own advice.

The Monster walks and about to bring his foot down

Izuru: Last Resort!

Izuru shoots a rocket at the Kaiju sending it on it’s back and heavily destroying the foot that was going to destroy him and Izuru flies off as we cut to a confessional of Izuru

Izuru: In Hindsight, Why did I even agree to do this in the first place?

We cut to Sunny flying all over the place

Sunny: Come On!

Louie: Wait aren’t you supposed to be good at this?

Sunny: Good at using my suits but it’s like this bloody suit used inverted controls!

Louie: Bloody?

Sunny: Buckaroo dared Azaz to have a British accent for a month, guess a bit of that rubbed off on me.

June: Um wasn’t there a challenge we have to do?

a fireball hits Sunny and Louie destroying both suits

Louie: Knew I forgot something.

the two fall to the ground.

June: And I’m off

We cut to Junior, Boko, and Scott flying around the monster just shooting bullets at the monster only making small dents.

Scott: Why Isn’t this working!?

Junior: Y’know screw this, blow it up!

Boko: Ditto!

The three shoots their rockets hitting the monster but the blast with it being up close sends them flying away and destroying there suits

Junior: We’ve probably should’ve gone a couple miles in distance before firing the rockets.

Boko: Hindsight is 20/20.

Scott: Curse you hindsight!

Junior: But it shoul-

Boko: Should what?

Junior: Nothing that won’t jinx me?

Scott: Wha?

We see the robot comes out but most of it’s exoskeleton revealed and wiring damaged and it’s glitching out

Junior: At least we damaged it.

Scott: How many are out

The Bot sends out a blast that hits Rarity and Lola the latter trying to shoot at the former destroying the two.

We cut to June flying away

Izuru: June can you hear me.

June: Yes? What do you need!

Izuru: I have a plan to take this beast down, Relay the message to Yumi.

Yumi: Yes?

Izuru: It seems you two and I, are the least few left

Yumi: Silver?

We see Silver shooting a rocket at a fire ball igniting it blowing the suit up and revealing the kaiju bot’s wiring inside it’s head

Yumi: Nevermind.

June: Um Pauline?

We see Pauline shooting a rocket behind the robot kaiju’s back exposing it but gets hit by it’s tail sending her into a building and destroying all of her armor

Izuru: I gave them the plan earlier but seems that failed, sadly, but they helped given an opening.

Yumi: How?

Izuru: There’s a generator powering some stuff around here and if a rocket hits it, the thing could act as an EMP to shut the robot kaiju down

Yumi: And you want us as bait.

Izuru: I used up mine to escape from the Kaiju earlier, and I’ll bring it to it while you two will take it down.

June: Why two?

Izuru: A failsafe, I suppose just don’t be too close.

June: A) I don’t swing that way, B) I have a boyfrie-

Izuru: Not like that, it’s so you wouldn’t be taken out with one fireblast.

June: Oh, I feel silly.

Izuru: As you should.

June: Hey, Wait, Hey, Wait, HE-

Yumi: Could we just do this, the we have a challenge to beat!

June: Oh right the Plot! Erm, Challenge.

Izuru: Ok, follow my lead.

Izuru flies off shooting bullets at the robo Kaiju’s wiring getting it’s attention and getting it to send a fireball at him, but Izuru does a barrel roll-

Endless: Well, not a real one, but the one in Star Fox but still doesn’t take awa- Oh right back to this shit.

-And dodges the fireball and reaches to the generator as we cut to June and Yumi flying towards the two with their targeting systems on, than the Kaiju turns it’s head to send out a fireball that hit’s Yumi as she was just about to shoot her rocket

Yumi: Son of a bitch!

the Kaiju Robot shoots fireball at June who keeps on dodging while Izuru is shooting at it’s wiring

We cut to a confessional of June

June: In that moment my life was flashing before my eyes, I was a stalker before (Spoilers to a story from another user that hasn’t been released yet.) but I grew out of that… right?

We cut back to the Kaiju robot preparing for another blast but Izuru bullets ripped through various wires causing it to glitch out

Izuru: Fire!

June shoots out the rocket hitting the generator sending out an electrical area affecting the Robot shutting it down and causing it to topple over

Endless: Ok… June you won the challenge and cause this entire place to lose it’s power and subjected to a blackout, congrats.

June: Um… Thanks…?

Endless: Now the prize that you and another gets to choose the teams.

June: Who?

Endless: For my bias, and actually using his brains, I’ll grant Izuru as Victor number two, now you two are immune and will be safe from tonight’s double elimination!

Silver: Le Gasp!

Endless: So decide how you want to play that out while you dinner.

We cut to the mess tent with them in it having badly made sloppy joes June: So who are you voting out?

Sunny: Cartman.

Yumi: Cartman, he’s annoying.

Junior: Cartman, I rather stab my eyes out with a drill with ferret venom on it and have me sick chopped off than listening to have him here.

Scott: A tad gross but same.

Louie: Yeah, I think I would rather lose the million bucks if it means he wouldn’t get it.

Boko: Yeah, I don’t want another Colonel Noodle.

Pauline: At least he had some Intellgence, and wasn’t a whiny bastard, still a bastard but at least he knew when to fold them a few times.

Izuru: Yeah, I agree, Endless on a bad day is more tolerable.

Silver: Yeah, Shadow badgering me to get him a complicated pizza would be more tolerable than Eric.

Belle: Yeah, I think I prefer to blow myself up.

Lola: I prefer to run myself over.

Rarity: Yeah, I rather hang myself than to hear him anymore.

June: Ditto.

Cartman: I’M RIGHT HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Izuru: Oh right I forgot we didn’t have our routinely torture to our ears!

Cartman: FUCK YOU!

Junior: No You.

Cartman: SCREW THIS! I’M LEAVING!

Cartman leaves through the tent as we cut to Izuru having a confessional

Izuru: With us all forgetting the double elimination or seemingly forgetting, and me likely not able to vote anyone but him, I’ll likely have to get him to remove a target of my choice for it to be easier in the long haul for me.

We cut to Eric Cartman eating his lunch outside tent grumbling in rage as we see Izuru carefully writing something and letting it flow into the wind and hit Eric in the face

Cartman: AH!

Cartman falls over spilling his lunch and grabbing the note

Cartman: Who threw this note at m- OH, THAT BITCH!

Izuru smirks as he walks off as we transition to the elimination area at night

Endless: Alright, Your voting tablets, devices, are under your seats

The fourteen grabs there’s respective tablets

Endless: Just press the button on the person you want gone and no peeking or it’s farewell to the mill.

Silver: Go away!

Izuru: Hope this works, but you should leave.

Sunny: The only person who could give Onion Cream a run for his money.

Lola: As much as I want her gone, I need to have keep my sanity.

Cartman: Take this you bitch.

Endless: Alright you’ve casted your votes, If your safe, I’ll give you these Golden RH statues since my producer wouldn’t let me have my face on them, the idiot, but now I’ll cut to chase, Eric Cartman your out of here with a 13-1 vote ratio!

Cartman: WHAT! YOU DUMBASSES!

Izuru: The only idiot move was not throwing you out on the first challenge.

Cartman: Your a bunch of FAG-

Endless rushes and grabs Eric and throws him into the Lamousine as it drives off

Yumi: Can you give us the statues

Another Lamousine drives up

Pauline: Why did another drive up to here?

Izuru: Ugh! Because there’s two people going home, How did we not realize this!

The cast has a shared look that just screams “Oh, Crap!”

Endless: Yeah, but because I’m tired, I’ll just due some suspense and announce who’s Eric’s one vote went to. Ok the person also eliminated today, is…

Yumi is seen trembling trying to not have it look that way but just fails and make it be more obvious

Louie just has widen eyes and no reaction just stunned

Boko is glaring at Sunny while sweating while Sunny glares back while also sweating

Silver is seen trying to take deep breaths

Junior is also trembling

Lola is shaking in rage

Rarity is overdramatcally reacting

Belle is just wide eyed

Pauline is shaking but not as bad as the rest

Scott has his fingers crossed while gulping

Izuru is shaking but not as bad as the rest and doing better than Pauline

Endless:… Sunny.

Endless telekinetically gives the others the statues as Izuru pokes at it and sees it’s fell off and shown to be chocolate

Izuru: Chocolate? Meh, sweet taste of safety I suppose

Sunny: Huh would’ve liked one.

Rarity: Here have mine, wouldn’t exactly want to wreck my figure with us being at the movies.

Rarity throws her chocolate statue at Sunny who catches it

Izuru: Didn’t you only eat dirt.

Sunny: I have a tiny bit of fondness to a few sweets not a lot but enough to be excited for Halloween when I understood it, but I guess I have to say goodbye, so good luck to you all!

Yumi: Bye.

Belle: Bye.

June: Say hey to RH for me!

Sunny: Will do!

Boko: Sunny eliminated in the first episode or elimination episode, better than any birthday I have.

Izuru: That makes sense with your parents, and I thought Sunny’s birthday was bad.

Junior: How bad could it be?

Izuru: I had to bail out multiple characters for a bender after getting high off a bottle of coke a cola that had coke in it or something along those lines that they got from a hobo and the festivities from the party itself was anything to write home about

Sunny: I can confirm that.

Endless: Ahem, We’re on a schedule here people!

Sunny: Goodbye!

Sunny walks down the walk of shame and enters into the Lamousine which drives off as we cut to a confessional with Izuru in it

Izuru: Yeah, I basically sent Sunny packing, she was too much of a threat to be here, with her being well a social butterfly, she could get an alliance to the finale quicker than the cancelation than any show with Joss Whedon name attached to it, and even If I placed her on my team, I need to figure out the rest to keep me in it for as long as possible which is a difficult task since I revealed my tactics last season, but Sunny just didn’t fit and it was easier in the long run to remove her than to convince her to help me.

We cut to Endless munching on popcorn in the elimination area

Endless: Man, Talk about cutthroat, Will Izuru go decently far, or will his plans crumble, Will Lola and Rarity be at each other throat at every moment, And who will be apart of June’s and Izuru’s teams! Find out all these questions and more next time on Total SFU Action! Where’s the salt shaker.

We cut to black

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Votes

Cartman: 13 (Sunny, Izuru, Rarity, Junior, Lola, Silver, Pauline, Scott, Belle, Boko, Yumi, Louie, And June)

Sunny: 1 (Cartman)

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Contestants

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Louie

Junior

Cartman

Lola Loud

June

Rarity

Izuru

Sunny

Boko

Belle

Silver

Yumi

Scott Pilgrim

Pauline

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Scrapped Challenge

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We cut to the editing room with a bunch of RV controllers, joysticks, decent sized cardboard, poorly taped to the walls to cut off and computer and monitor and an IPad, each one for each contestant

Izuru: This is the command center looks more like a run down game club back in 2012.

Endless: Yeah you each get one.

Boko: But What units we get?

Endless: I’ve got ten soldiers with B.B. Guns with metal marbles for ammunition for each of you

Rarity: That sound ineffective

Endless: Give Enough Force behind the marble and you basically get a makeshift gun, trust me (Endless let out a small explosion smaller than a firecracker but still seeable which still causes the cardboard walls to go back and forth) I Know.

Lola: So what else?

Endless: Three trucks with four bottle rockets

Yumi: For a Giant Monster

Endless: It at best the size for the height of this entire room or about nine feet, Kinda larger than us usually but easily taken down

Junior: Than why are we doing this and not fighting it head to head!?

Endless: It’s me and the start of the season and I had some leftover fireworks and other miscellaneous stuff laying around and decided to do some spring cleaning or making it easier just having to clean up the ashes.

We cut to a confessional of Junior

Junior: Still calling bullshit on that.

We cut back

Endless: Next you have bigger bottle rocket missiles with the firecracker pack thing