War of the Two Users

War of the Two Users is the ??? Of Endless Possible Shorts

Endless vs

Culdee (Next Year)

RH (The Year after that[If I’m lucky])

Mariofan *

SMLFanNerd

Ideas for Challenges

Try to steal Tari’s Rubber Duck

Sing in front of Ami and Yumi

Make a Movie and have it be successful

Try to Pirate SML Wiki the Movie

Defeat Airman

Defeat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling contest

Land a shot on Meggy

Beat Sonic in a race

Stop Dreamcaster

Do a stand up comedy routine

A Rap Battle

War of Two Users is the twenty sixth episode of Endless Possible Shorts (which was supposed to come out of December 2020)

Script
We cut to a SML Wiki Meeting

Trikkiboy: Ok so the end of the year overview so what happened

Endless: Trikkiboy can I use the bathroom

Trikkiboy: I don’t know CAN You?

Endless: You Had Mariofan chain me to my seat

We see that to be true with Endless being chained to his seat

Endless: So yeah my question is still correct in it’s usage

Trikkiboy: Yeah no why do you want to leave

Endless: Because besides The Dream Crystals, some stuff from SMLNerdFan, and a couple shorts nothing fucking happened!

Mariofan: Endless will you shut up man.

Endless: Speaking of which what’s your next original character I want to meet them and give a few words

Mariofan: Yeah no Endless your insults became stale and unfunny can you give something of a compliment in a while than just Ok, Good, and so on

Endless: Hey if you are all positive penny’s than I have to be the negative Nancy Of The group

Mariofan: More like the Jackass Villain.

Endless: You want to go man!

Mariofan: Your stuck in your chai-

Endless breaks out of the chains and has palm in Mariofan’s face

Endless: Than let’s fucking go!

RH And Culdee: NO WAIT!

Mariofan: Thank God...

Endless: What?

RH And Culdee: Fighting isn’t the answer

Endless: Yet we solve villains and rivals via that

RH: The former yes the latter no! Mariofan isn’t a villain

Culdee: We won’t stand for this

Endless: Also Culdee where’s the War of the Two Rodents 2020

Mariofan: Wait what’s with the change of subjects

Culdee: I see what your saying...

Mariofan: Oh no...

Endless: Yeah

Culdee: That we should have a Games night

Mariofan: Huh...

Endless: Give it a bit

Culdee: Oh wait are you referring you want to do a War of that caliber

Endless: Yes.

RH: Fine this isn’t gonna end well

Mariofan: Know What you oughta get some payback for all of your atrocities you’ve done!

Endless: Get ready!

Mariofan And Endless: BECAUSE IT’S ON!

Culdee: Get the flame shield just in case

RH: Already ahead of you

RH is seen with a plethora of different shields as we get to the questions

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CHALLENGE 1 - Steal Tari’s Rubber Duck

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We see Tari playing Super Smash Each Other In the Ass with her Rubber Duck in a coffee table with Endless sneaking up to it

Tari: Come On, SERIOUSLY I thought they patched that and fixed that in the recent update!

Endless grabs the duck and puts it in his sleeve and tip toes out of the castle before runs off but halfway through he hits Tari

Tari: Endless how could you!

Endless: Could I What

Tari: Don’t play dumb!

Endless: Dumb is a game that I don’t play

Tari: Endless you stole my Rubber Duck

Endless: Evidence do you speak it

Tari: Endless it’s in your sleeves

Endless: I don’t have sleeves in fact what the hell am I!? Meh a question for another day

Tari: Endless just admit it already

Endless: Admit what

Tari: Just take the duck out

Endless grabs his sleeve and pulls out a duck but it’s a cardboard cut out it

Tari: Endless that’s a cardboard cut out!

Endless: And this isn’t Endless.

Tari: Uh What?

Endless grabs at his face and rips it off to reveal a robotic body

Tari: What the fuck is going on?!

Robot Endless: You fool you fell for it when He went to leave I, the robot Endless came out of a vent and he made a trade off with me taking his place to distract you while he make his getaway in fact this entire conversation was one to buy time and in fact he likely on a yacht with your duck.

Tari shoots Robot Endless and started to destroy him each time with each shot being fired off with each word she says

Tari: No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!

The last no she sends out one final shot killing Robot Endless than dropping to her knees

Tari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

We cut to a yacht with Endless on it sipping a martini with a Rubber Duck in a swimming pool with Endless on a pool floaty pulling down his sunglasses to say

Endless: You hear that? Yeah me neither

We cut to the same scene but Tari And Meggy talking with Mariofan rapidly grabbing the Rubber Duck and crawling away

Meggy: Tari is that Mariofan with your Rubber Duck

Mariofan: Oh Crapbaskets.

Mariofan runs to the exit but at the last moment Tari appear in front of him

Tari: Mariofan, I CAN’T BELIVE You would do this. I thought we were friends you betrayed my TRUST. Why would yo-

Mariofan has a heart attack

Tari: They never do learn

Meggy: Also, Tari is that a different duck given the different ha-

Tari: I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!

Tari runs off

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CHALLENGE 2 - Sing in front of Ami and Yumi

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The two are singing on a stage being judged by Ami and Yumi singing horribly

Endless: AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOMM

Mariofan: PRINCE ALI YES TIS IS HE BUT-

Ami and Yumi look at the other and just throw a Molotov cocktail and throws a lighter setting Endless and Mariofan ablaze

Endless: FUCK IT HURTS!!!

Mariofan: AHHHH!!!

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CHALLENGE 3 - Make a successful movie

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We the two users in the galleries and or balcony’s

Mariofan: Here comes my movie “The Attack Of Coachman”

Endless: I couldn’t do that on Human Meggy yet you can do one on Coachman, Life is fair

Mariofan: Shush.

The film begins and we see the audience reactions over the film

Pauline: Ah look I’m in the film and I’m shoving a chainsaw up Cornel Noodle ass disgusting yes, but a fitting retribution considering him

We cut to the two users

Endless: You stole that from me didn’t you

Mariofan: You can’t steal ways to kill a person

Endless: But you can steal contraptions and that was mine after this I’m sueing you

Mariofan: They’ll just throw out after your farce in court with Human Meggy

Endless: I still got her convicted and had Meggy lose her badge and the former would’ve stayed in jail and be executed if it wasn’t for Crash

Mariofan: How the hell have you not get punishment for your crimes

Endless: Depends from your view also I could just get Disney to sue you seeing of there track record

Voice (Offscreen): Off with his head!

We hearing a chopping sound and the audience reactions being shocked than pleased

Azaz: I always want to see him getting his just deserts

Murder Man: I’m a villain even I wanted to see that happen to him

Ice Man: Wait why are you here

Murder Man: Did a heist and hid in here and than after awhile this movie started up

Ice Man: Oh...! WAIT!

The movie ends

Mariofan: Beat That!

Endless: I already accepted that I can’t

Mariofan: What?

Endless: Considering that this is judged by the audience and they being more favorable to you with reasons that I can’t exactly discredit them for having. I knew I couldn’t beat you with the hand given so I decided to go loony with the movie going balls to the wall and as nightmare Fuelish and Destructive as I could possibly go I uncovered some stuff that I didn’t realize I covered up unlike some other stuff I prefer not to be said until I do THAT story

Mariofan: Th-The-The Purge?

Endless: Maybe but likely not but let’s watch “Insanity”

The movie begins as we see there reactions with each full of horror with multiple unable to take there eyes off the screen with there hearts just unable to take it and there are in there seats paler than any color in the world and by the end only Izuru is left alive but only barely

Izuru: I-I-I underestimated your End-Endless

Izuru falls over after that into slumber and we cut back to the two users with Mariofan also dead

Endless: Yeah I barely kept fithteen percent of the films contents to be shown and even then it took a lot of threats hopefully I can get the director’s cut out

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CHALLENGE 4 - Pirate the SML Wiki The Movie

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We see Endless trying to pirate it on his IPad

Endless: Come on work! Why is it saying update Windows 10! I’M ON A FUCKING IPAD!

We see the FBI barges in

FBI Person 2: FBI OPEN UP

Endless: I mean you broke the door which meant it’s it’s already open which kinda defeats which your trying to d-

The group tackles Endless

We cut to Mariofan with Duo’s hacking

Mariofan: Ok so how is it going

Duos: Based On What you gave me I say it’ll be done within three minutes

Mariofan: I am so smart, S M R T no wait I mean

Duos: Done

Mariofan: Yes!

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CHALLENGE 5 - Defeat Airman

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We See Mariofan facing against Airman

Mariofan: We’re really using this real-

Airman shoots out a blast of pressurized air which rips the skin off of Mariofan revealing the cyborg parts and flesh parts

Mariofan: Ow.

Mariofan falls over as we cut to Endless attempt with the two looking at the other in a face off

Endless shoots out lighting at Airman who just jumps over it and sends out tornados with Endless just barely dodging them sending out an explosion to propel him at Airman hitting him sending him to a wall damaging it trying to punch him but being sent back by an air blast sending Endless to a wall by the time Endless got up he gets sucked up by a tornado and sent flying into the air

Endless: Looks like I’m blasting off again!

Airman: Hehe you actually hit so good on you.

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CHALLENGE 6 - Beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestle

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We see Mariofan and Chuck Norris at a Table with Mariofan placing his on a table

Mariofan: Ready?

Chuck Norris: Already won.

We see Mariofan’s arm was broken and bending the other way with the table broken with Chuck Norris holding the arm

Mariofan: Ah shit.

We cut to Endless and Chuck Norris with both arms on the table

Endless: Do or die

Chuck Norris: Than so be it

The two begin trying to overpower the other but neither is succeeding and it’s a standstill as the area around them begins to become darker as both break through the table

RH: What is going on?

Culdee: The Universe is unable to take this or both is applying such force there becoming a black hole

Mariofan: That doesn’t make any sen-

The two become a black hole and engulf the universe quickly before exploding taking the omniverse as we see Endless winning with his arm over Chuck Norris

Endless: Take Tha-

Endless gets hit with a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris

Endless: Ow.

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CHALLENGE 7 - Battle Meggy

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We see Meggy and the two users with guns with Meggy her usual splattershit

Meggy: Ok you just have to land a single shot on me to win

Endless: Ok

Endless was about to press the trigger to be shot at by Meggy

Meggy: Too Slow

Meggy dodges a Shot by Mariofan who shoots at Mariofan who dodges causing a string of shots that ricochets off stuff and almost hits the target but they continued to do this

Mariofan: Hey look it’s Ink Brute with his back turned with the word paint on it

Meggy instinctive shoots in the direction letting her to be hit by one of Mariofan’s shots allowing the rest to hit her racking up a fifty hit combo

Mariofan: Checkmat-

Mariofan gets hit by a rock by Endless letting him to get hit by Meggy’s shots getting a fifty hit combo also

Endless: Haha H-

Endless gets hit in the head by a rock

Endless: OW!

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CHALLENGE 8 - Race Sonic

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We see Sonic using boosts while Endless is propelling himself with his explosions to keep up

Sonic: Endless you can’t beat me

Endless: No that’s Airman deal

Sonic: Your still on that

Endless: Like your kiss with Elise

Sonic:... Fuck you.

Endless: Guess I hit a nerve!

Endless hits Sonic with his force from propelling himself from his explosions launching him to the finish line on his facing skidding him across the finish line to be more in depth

Endless: Well fuck.

We cut to Mariofan attempt with it about to start with his hand on the pistol where Sonic can’t see the gun

Sonic: Are you ready to lose

Mariofan: What are you The Flash

Sonic: I better than the Flash... in every way, everyday.

Mariofan: I say you’re more of a kid

Sonic: Hey!

Mariofan shoots Sonic in the legs causing Sonic to hit the ground and his legs unable to run as Mariofan rush off

Sonic: GAH! FUCK! YOU BASTARD!

We hear triumphant music as Mariofan runs off as his friends goes to Sonic worried about him with Mariofan with a smile nearing the finish line

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CHALLENGE 9 - Stop Dreamcaster

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We cut to Mariofan and Dreamcaster

Mariofan: Wait is this before you get the Dream Crystals or...

Dreamcaster uses the Chaos Gem to dismantled Mariofan into something so disgusting that it had to be censored that even Dreamcaster is shocked by it

Dreamcaster: Christ! I think even I went too far

Endless: Or not far enough

We see Endless Behind Dreamcaster

Dreamcaster: You realize you could’ve done a surprise attack

Endless just punches him before he could reacted causing him to leak blood from where he punched it and caused Dreamcaster to react in pain

Dreamcaster: AH SHIT! I thought the Invulnerability And Strength gem negated what you could do!

Endless: Well maybe it’s just pain from the punch

Dreamcaster: I’m FUCKING bleeding that kinda proves your sentence wron-!

Endless punches Dreamcaster again

Dreamcaster: GAH! What did you eat for breakfast Steroid Wheates! Or some shit!

Endless: Huh I thought you not foul mouthed

Dreamcaster: Well until I’m in pai-

Dreamcaster gets punched again

Dreamcaster: Seriously!

Endless: You could just dodge. I mean if it was punches in rapid succession or in a private area than understandable but I gave you time to do something, so you know what

Endless just blows up the gems which caused another explosion blowing up the planet and sends Endless into space

Endless: In retrospective I should’ve expected all powerful gems would react when destroyed

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CHALLENGE 10 - Do a stand up routine

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We see Endless at a comedy club

Endless: So I ask them what situation would it be best for you to have to shoot a dog and I say to leave it in the care of PETA

We see the crowd reacting to joke

Endless: And so I talked to Sleet the Scrappy Doo after he drank a tank of the ooze from TMNT and The feminine half cut bowling ball with a penis and 4 sticks glued on or Lady Buddy about Diarrhea Dick Robots

Sleet: Oh fuck you I didn’t even appeared yet! Wait did I appear yet?

Little Lady: I don’t think so Also I’m Little Lady not Lady Buddy!

Endless: Ok now onto SML Wiki The Movie Cast And Julie’s Necrophilia

Endless gets a boot to the head

Endless: Doh!

Mariofan: Cat’s 2019 Suck

Culdee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Mariofan: I won

Endless: Fuck you.

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CHALLENGE 11 - Play a game of poker

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We cut to the Mariofan and Endless playing a game

Mariofan: (Well shit he’s Poker Face is good)

We see Endless with a eye patch, pirate hat, a bowser costume for a body suit, and Darth Vader Duck Shoes

Endless: Da Da Le La Day La la la la la I’m Endless the dark arts are afraid of me.

Mariofan: (For the most part. Considering I got a pair of two I’ll give a bit) I call 500

Endless: All In.

Mariofan: (Ok he’s bluffing) All In

The two reveals there cards with the hand being a 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 with Mariofan hand being two sixes and two tens and a 2 and Endless hand being an Ace, King, Joker, Queen, And an 10

Mariofan: What?

Endless: Yeah it was almost But I need to make you think I’m bluffing so you could go all in

Mariofan: So you masterminds the game

Endless: Yes.

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CHALLENGE 12 - Survive Luigi’s Death Stare staring contest

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The two with widen eyes stare at SMG4 Luigi and Ghost SML Luigi Who in a dramatic fashion did there death stare sending a wave on intimidation that the goomba’s in the area died from fright and the two continents to stare at the two

Endless: I beaten a staring contest with a mirror I will beat you!

Mariofan: That makes no sense

Endless: Well your already dead

We see Mariofan is a ghost

Mariofan: What.

Endless: Meh you planned for your death in 2021

Mariofan: I changed it and also spoilers

Endless: Of you changed it, it not be very spoiler based unless it involves something of a twist in the actual story

SML Luigi: Ahem

Endless: Also (Endless goes serious) Rosalina was ran over a week ago after a fight with Peach

SML Luigi: Your joking

Endless: What would indicate that

SML Luigi (Starting to become teary eye): Than why would you deliver the news

Endless: Because they wanted me to tell you because out of the rest I’ll be the more light hearted one to deliver it less of a punch

SML Luigi (Trying to hold back more of his tears): Wha-What

Endless (Starting to become teary eye): And to make things worse Mario Killed himself with a bullet to the head just yesterday

SML And SMG4 Luigi starts to cry and closed there eyes as Endless began to laugh

SML Luigi: What’s so funny!

Endless: I made that crap up and you two brought it the tears were tear drops which I placed in my eyes to go off when need be in order to convince you and have you two breakdown and blink

Mariofan: Wow. What an asshole.

Endless: Hey It’s near the end and I need to play catch up so what do you do so sue me

Mariofan: Still you’ll taste defeat and the pain of others that you caused

Endless: Than so be it Culdee and RH tell us what’s the final challenge

Culdee And RH: It’s a rap battle

Endless: Hm so it’s here

Mariofan:... Oh no...

Endless: So the talking insulting machine and you who’ll win

Mariofan: I’m not backing down you’ll get what’s coming to you!

Endless: So this is it.

The white platform (in the middle being the SML Fanon Logo) that they were standing on drops to a boxing ring

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FINAL CHALLENGE - RAP BATTLE

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Endless: Welcome to the show you Writer wannabe!

Make this easier for the both of us and just concede!

You’ve caused delay on so many stories and held the SFU with an iron fist.

Why don’t I give you the gist.

The main idea of the SFU is for ideas to flourish!

Mariofan: Really I have to maintain the order because of you wiping your ass with everything.

Really compared to how far behind your stories, I’m the king.

I’m the admin, While you’re just an annoying ad man.

Your atrocities aren’t cool just infuriating.

Your not a hero, not well intentioned extremist, your just a vile villain. With bad quips

Endless: Meh, I’ll have to do that because with you forcing characters in the SFU made people stop giving a crap on them.

You don’t get it I’ve did it when it began and it was fun!

But due to you you put the fun and shot them with a gun!

You understand we have no major issues, nor fan inducing issue, the only issue is just you being you is enough to diss you!

Mariofan: You’ve think you’re a god but your just pleasant with a god complex.

You’ll never understand on how to make a story!

You will never get to be a hero!

You been stuck where you are!

You”be forgot what it means to be one!

You’ve all but vile kid just go home and go the fuck to sleep.

Culdee: And that’s that.

Endless: Who wins.

Culdee: It’s a tie and since you both did abysmal rap neither gets a point!

Mariofan And Endless look at one another

Endless: Truce?

Mariofan: Truce.

The two rushes at Culdee who screams as the episode ends