Christmas Endless

Yeah I have nothing Besides this is the 23rd episode of Endless Possible Shorts prepare for a mindfuck people your in for a big one

Script...?
We cut to inside the wiki with RH and Culdee Behind mountains of stuff used as cover in wars behind Endless whose is at the moment doing nothing

RH: Any sudden movements

Culdee: None at the moment

RH: Something has to happen

Culdee: Yeah first he’d created a barque of flames and shoved Christmas trees up atheist and satanist assholes, next he did the whole song stunt which fried the Brian’s to the people that he told the story so something has to happen

Endless suddenly raises his fist into the Sky startling the other two

Culdee: Ok he raised his fist to the Sky

RH: Yeah I have eyes y’know

Culdee: What is he gonna do

Endless suddenly flies into space shouting

Endless: CHRISTMAS!

Suddenly he gets a shock before flying off

Culdee: Let hope to god that he’s not coming back

We cut to Planet Sha7u#o?Wz, which is a highly advanced alien society.

We cut to aliens on this planet and see a mayor addressing a crowd of aliens

Mayor: As mayor of...the universe, I award C.C. Cuckooclocks as the biggest lover of Christmas in all of the galaxies.

Mayor puts a medal around CC’s neck)

Mayor: Her love of this holiday is unrivaled by...anyone. Yes.

The crowd cheers for her

CC: Thank you all so much for this award. I'm very flattered by it. It is so wonderful to know that no one in the entire Solar System, anywhere else, loves Christmas as much as I-

A boom is heard

CC: What was that?

Mayor: Well, it sounds like the light barrier being broken.

Another BOOM is heard

Mayor: And the speed of time being warped.

Another BOOM

Mayor: And every conceivable ozone layer being shattered.

We cut to a scene of something zooming in space before cutting back to the Endless floating down into the city. The other aliens are confused until...

Endless: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!

His Christmas cheer is so powerful it destroys the entire planet. All that's left is a nebula where the planet once stood before Endless clears his throat and nonchalantly declared

Endless: I win.

Endless suddenly zooms back onto earth into the wiki creating a crater and sending shockwaves across the three towns causing it to go into disarray so basically every Tuesday in the three towns and we see a battered and injuries RH along with an even more injuries Culdee

Culdee: I think he just blew up a Planet or Universe or whatever

RH: We‘re so screwed.

As the dust clears Endless appears with a millennium falcon and rushes at the two and throws them in before appearing into the dashboard

Endless: Let’s go!

The ship flies off creating a even deeper crater where it was than we cut inside the ship as said ship zooms through space with the inside with Christmas trappings

RH: What is even going on

Endless: Easy I proved to those hacks that no one loves Christmas besides me and maybe Debateably the nostalgia critic but in those fights I win via my arrog

Culdee: Than What are we doing

Endless: Easy I going to there Dimension where it’s said they love Christmas the most and so my love for the holiday must destroy them all!

RH: My god...

The room is blinking red as an emergency sign is shown

Endless: The last of the Christmassians. Guess we enter there Dimension. Ready to do or die fellas

Culdee: I should’ve just stayed in bed

Endless: I would’ve just brought you along with anyways

The three goes out of the cockpit with RH and Culdee sporting giant guns Endgless gave them and Endless with a sword with the handle resembling a Christmas tree as they go to the bowels they look up in shock except for Endless whose more had expect this would happen

RH: My God, it's the Christmassian Queen!

They see before them a giant skeleton thing with candy cane horns and a candy cane-looking tail with a huge snowball-looking tip on the end as it growls menacingly

Culdee: My God, it's doubled in size!

The Christmassian Queen roars

Endless: My God... I thought this was gonna be a challenge.

The Christmassian Queen roars again as the trio hold up their weapons to fight! It roars again

RH: My God, she's gonna breathe presents on us!

With a roar, she does indeed breathe presents at them a stream of holiday-themed chainsaws. RH And Culdee dive for cover as the saws descend on them while Endless with no effort dodge each one with ease

Endless: Yuletide chainsaws... hehe think you’re a Clever girl you Son of a bitch.

Culdee and RH unleash a barrage of bullets from their guns at the Christmassian Queen, only for her to breathe bullets at them and they hit the two and knock them to the ground

RH: She's spitting gift-wrapped bullets at us! Genius bitch, it's just what I wanted!

Culdee: How did she manage to get bows so small?

The Christmassian Queen roars yet again

RH: Oh no! She's gonna finish us off with a holiday flamethrower!

Culdee: Just like on my Amazon wish list.

RH: Me too.

The Queen roars again but Endless steps out in front of her with a grim look on his face raising his sword like he was a psychopath looking at his next victim

Endless: Baby you've messed with the wrong holiday.

With that he leaps spinning at the Christmassian Queen and manages to slash her body, spurting out blood he than spins around and then leaps in the air with his sword aimed directly at the Queen then while in the air he dives at her his sword poised to deliver the finishing blow

Endless: CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!

Endless dives down the Christmassian Queen's throat and Inside her body. Endless delivers multiple sword slashes that all spurt blood out of her she lets out one more roar and her tail makes a rattling sound, before falling down dead Culdee and RH watch in bewilderment But suddenly Endless emerges with the slash of his sword erupting from the Christmassian stomach holding his sword in one hand and a bone in the other. A chunk of organ is wrapped around his neck yelling like the madman he is Endless repeatedly slashes at the remains of the Christmassian Queen's body while singing Jingle Bells

Endless: And she’s dead when fighting me is like a death sentence if they pissed me off. Ok now to continue

RH: What just happened...

Culdee: I don’t know and will not know.

Endless: Yeah also I think that thing might’ve been pregnant but oh well me must carry onto the end of our mission

Endless goes to the cockpit as the other two comprehend what just happened and Endless flies the ship

Endless: (Intercom) Yeah we’re entering ludicrous speed so buckle up or buckle this

The two enter the cockpit and strap themselves in as Endless sends the thing into ludicrous speed as the two gets sent into there seats while Endless is still hunched over continuing to fly until hitting a planet and than with the acceleration destroyed it and the ship is in pieces and hit a small planet

Endless: The last habitable planet on the solar system that wasn’t destroyed by mine small exposure of my Christmas Cheer to planet Sha7u#o?Wz

RH: How to hell are we alive again?

Culdee: My Question over every time we had to deal with an Endless style freak out

Endless: Get ready to battle this might be our last time to do so

Culdee: Wait RH have your admin sword

RH: Yeah

Culdee: Use It And send him to the banned dimension until he’s off his crazy pills

RH: Got It!

RH brings out his admin sword and rush at Endless who just with no worry or haste brought the sword over his should to block a slash than brought his leg up backwards to knock the sword out of RH’s hands and send it out of the atmosphere

Endless: Culdee, RH watch out for any attack’s in the back judging what they tried they’ll likely use it on you two

Endless walks off as Culdee and RH look at the other scared

Culdee: We’re so screwed

RH: Seriously he’s like if you made a mish mash of multiple insane things from the entertainment media and blend it all together and multiply it by a child’s imagination

Culdee: See If you can a way to bleach this out of our skulls

RH: You Do realize we‘re not gonna survive

Culdee: Yeah But we’ll likely be revived because if we die than the SFU will falter

RH:... Valid point.

Announcer: The two followed Endless as he entered a town similar to the Who’s like who in the right mind would greenlit this shit

Endless: Hey you’re not needed for this

Announcer: Why

Endless: Because it’s not overly detailed like before and wanted to put you there so it wouldn’t be so out of left field last Christmas

Announcer: Like people would even notice that over you looking like the Christmas version of Takashi 6xx9ne or whoever he was than the writing becoming more opinionated on the ride of insanity you could’ve just used it as a even further mind Screw like besides me there was nothing different about your’s and where it came from

Endless: Screw you two

Endless brings out his hand and makes a bang gesture than we hear an actual bang Than the announcer being heard falling over limp

Culdee: What the Hell just happened

RH: At this point Endless is going into an exaggerated mind Screw

Endless: Let’s deck some ass. Let’s have bodies Fa-la-la-la-la to the floor and make sure they feel pain in the jingle balls. Because All I want for Christmas is THERE HEADS AS THE STAR ON TOP OF THE TREE

Culdee: How many stuff do have

Endless: Talk any more and I’ll use you as an example of the third one

Culdee (Worried): Ok.

A person the size of a building in height walks up to them

???: Hey visitors we”re celebrating the Christmas ceremo-

Endless using just an Hand jabs into the person abdomen and ripped out the intestines and brought around the back and pushed the person down Than got up to the near top

Endless: Ok get on.

Culdee: You’re seriously wanting US to join YOU on a FUCKING MEAT TOBOGGAN!!

Endless: Well we need the closest thing to a sled

Culdee: Yeah no there’s no way in hell that I’-

Endless suddenly grows a demonic aura around him with hellfire around the mountain

Endless: GET ON THE FUCKING SLED OR I’LL RIP OUT YOUR ENTRAILS FEED TO THE REINDEER AND HAVE YOUR TESTICALS AS DECORATIONS AND FEAST ON YOUR SOULS FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER!!

The two get on as Endless demonic aura vanishes as the area they were in was signed heavily from the hellfire and held onto Endless

Endless: Good let’s begin the ride

Endless pushes to go down the mountain going into town while using the giants carcass as a sled and his intestines as the reigns before finally reaching the ceremony

???: And So we’re all gather here toda- Wait is that Charlie being ridden by three other people?

Endless jumps off of the body as Culdee and RH reacted by trying to use the intestines to get out of the way but let go to try and keep there vomit in and hit the group in the pathway sending them to the speak knock them over as Endless shoots out a freezing wave which froze all of them over even on there insides which cause there skin to rip like it was a can of soda in the freezer before being exploded and we see Culdee and RH getting out of the ruble

Endless: Now that’s done

???: Not so fast!

Endless: What of it’s you I thought I killed you last year

We see the thing Endless is talking about with it being a combination of Super Mecha Death Christ and Santa Christ that creates Super Santa Mecha Death Christ with a mix of both voices coming out of the thing

SSMDC: Yes last year when you and Pazuzu blown both of us up you sent us sky high to this planet but it didn’t kill me I melted and fused into Super Mecha Death Christ and waited to get back at you and to be killed so I can just go back to normal after a bit

Culdee: I feel like we missed something

Endless: It’s not important at the moment but I’ll beat you

The two looked at one another before SSMDC made the first move by shooting out missiles at Endless who just flings his hands upwards and caused an air current that ripped to missiles and blown them up as Endless brought up Snow and launched it at SSMDC who instinctively blew it up than saw that Endless has disappeared

SMMDC turned around to see Endless propelling his foot into Santa Christ part of the fusion sending him in the air and nearly splattered RH and Culdee if they were standing upright and they didn’t realize it until a nanosecond after Santa Christ hit a mountain a thousand miles away (which was a second) than Endless rushes to SSMDC bring up more snow but melts it to be water than send a wave at SSMDC

SSMDC couldn’t move out of the way and got hit by the water and short circuited and Endless sent out an explosion as the thing exploded before landing onto the ground victorious and than suddenly appeared in Culdee and RH who both screamed than RH got up

RH: So you beaten up a child icon anything more to be done to Santa Christ

Endless: Santa can be an anagram Of satan Just Switch the t and the n around and than bring the n to the end than poof you get Satan and Christ sorta ironic but not exactly a main dish just an snack and likely Christian Karen’s will use that to say that Santa is evil and vile

We Than see an heavenly glow appear behind them

Endless: Also what Happened to Culdee

RH: Oh let me see...! He’s heaving a heart attack!

Endless just stomps on Culdee chest and he’s up

Culdee: How do you think that would even work?

Endless: Easy from Mötley Crüe.

Culdee: Wat? Wait What’s Behind you?!

Endless turns around to see Santa Christ alive but no longer fused to Super Mecha Death Christ

Santa Christ: And on the third day I rise again

Endless: But it been seconds

Santa Christ: I mean on earth

Endless: Oh. But this won’t change anything Santa Christ

Santa Christ: Time for the last resort. Bring out my theme!

Suddenly Singers came from behind Santa Christ and began singing at the group floated into space as Endless flew into space after them

Singers: Santa Christ, Santa Christ! We all love Santa Christ! He is Santa and Jesus, goddamn, he's Santa Christ! He atoned for all our sins, but he also likes pancakes. He saved puppies from a fire, and he also likes pancakes. He played bass for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans, too. He goes surfing in space, and makes really good fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes, knit your curtains for free. He fights monsters for fun, and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ! You are the best, and we love you, Santa Christ!

They begun to lap around to the start as Endless brought a heavy metal guitar covered in Christmas ordainments with a red and green striped pattern on it with Christmas trees on the turners and Endless gave off his best grin which was pure nightmare fuel before suddenly he wore his suit from last year and begin to play and sing

Endless: I'm full of Christmas semen, I don't know what that is but it's hot It's a sparkling orgasm, inside an oatmeal cookie shot, And when I put my Santa hat on it's a needle full of Christmas glee. Coating my house in frilly shit, and Disney trademark intellectual property. Cause it's snowing, I love shopping, and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Christmas. Setting up the lights, So my fucking house sings, cause I'm fucking batshit crazy about Christmas. If Christmas was living, I'd fuck it to death and then consume it's body For it's Christmas breath cause it's growing. I'm not stopping. I fufufufucking love Christmas. I'll buy all things red and green accumulating thousands in debt. I'll let it ruin my life, Making it the best Christmas yet. And I'll play those Christmas carols until my ears will bleed with Christmas cheer (Christmas cheer) It'll scare the shit outta you but it's only getting bigger every year! Cause it's snowing, I love shopping, and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Christmas. I love those stop motion shows That scare the shit outta me, cause I'm fucking batshit crazy about Christmas. I bathe in hot chocolate 'til my skin is red And I'll sing Christmas songs until your soul is dead! Cause I'm soaking in sweet toppings and I fucking love Christmas

The two began to send out energy and conclude in an energy battle with the two singing but Endless yet to repeat (the entire song not the lyrics)

Endless: And the feels, and the deals, and the meals and the steals at the Sears. Keep it longer, make it stronger, nothing's wrong here I could stay here all year Smell the crazy, feeling hazy, something's tasty at the Macy's downtown Getting higher, feeling wired, I'm inspired I'm on fire right now. I love the over marketing for making deplumes By the way the actual song is available on iTunes. I wanna smash it open 'til it's stiff and cold and maybe search its brains for its Christmas gold and then drink it's blood 'til I lose control and the Christmas madness will take it's toll!

Than When Santa Christ began to push the singers into over exhaustion to overpower Endless and make Endless on the losing spectrum of the fight and Endless sings in a more quieted hushed Endless: It's snowing and I love shopping and I fufufufufufucking love Christmas. Enough to build every single immunity. I must be fucking batshit crazy about Christmas

Endless suddenly has his eyes glow with a white aura coming out suddenly overpowering Santa Christ by a landslide and whose Trying to push the singers to overpower Endless But with there exhaustion from early didn’t allow them to do that as Endless suddenly sings loud

Endless: I'll kill anyone not celebrating with me! Your resistance is feeding my insanity! Cause it's snowing, I love shopping, so put that star on top the tree, and buy me a fucking tv! We're going on a shopping spree my stockings filled with Dvds! I my heart is filling up with glee, can't help what's is going over me I fufufufufucking love Christmas!!!!!

And with one final mighty striking of the chords he overpowered Santa Christ singers and obliterate them

Santa Christ: Well there screwed.

The explosion reaches the planet as Culdee and RH watches

Culdee: Well I wished I could’ve finished Robot Invasion part two and say goodbye to Human Meggy

RH: And I wish I could see Robotboy, Robot Girl, And June one last time

The explosion reaches them and bathed them in a bright white light before engulfing them

Than the explosion reaches the thing the group from The Paradox used

Silver: Huh well we’re screwed

TP Junior: Just when I got all the actors

The explosion engulfed them two than reached the SFU destroying the planets and we see Izuru with a mug in his hand looking at the explosion

Izuru: Yeah as I predicted don’t no how but knew that it’s gonna be the end of me

Izuru gulfs down his drink before getting engulfed himself

We see the Headquarters seeing this

Trikkiboy: Guess you all have the rest of your life off

Mariofan: How much do you think it was Endless

InternetProblem: And it’s here

SMLFan: Well shi-

The explosion engulfed them all

We cut to the Prime Minister Office with Crash looking at that

Crash: Well at least I die getting my sequel

The explosion engulfed Crash and his office than we cut to the Villains watching this

Murder Man: Huh So I will die

Alternate Pauline: Frightening isn’t it.

Murder Man: Yeah will I Dream will I even be able to go to any afterlife when I die it’s scares me I I don’t want to go.

I. M. Meen: Sadly we have to

Ink Brute: Huh So this is how the world ends at least it was with a bang

The explosion engulfed them all

We Than cut to Robotboy, Robotgirl, And June seeing this

June: I hoped to see RH one last time

Robotboy: You would’ve said that even if you did

Robotgirl: He has a point

June: But still At Least I die with you

Robotboy: Heha I know that I have a heart cause it’s breaking

Robotgirl: Hehe I enjoyed my shelf life

The explosion engulfed them and we cut to the Creator and Darthon

Darthon: It should’ve been me that destroyed the universe! Why isn’t it me!

Creator: Because Endless is more powerful than you

Darthon: No he isn’t

Creator: Yes He is. He could destroy the Omniverse easily and has amount of powers yet to be shown to everyone

Darthon: Than why isn’t it shown and why does he have it when he didn’t at the start

Creator: Me and Tobias made him promise to not use them so we can have a story and before he had the power the power he has now was given to someone to protect but they choose to give it up and it gone back to Endless but hey at least you’d experience the end of all life as we know it.

Darthon: Ugh I guess your right on that

The explosion engulfed the two

We see Dreamcaster and Spellbinder watching this

Spellcaster: You Do realize that your stuff that kept you immortal will be destroyed and allow you be killed

Dreamcaster: Yeah But At Least I get to do die with my beloved

Spellcaster: Oh bring it here.

The two kiss as the explosion takes the two

We cut to Sunny and Parappa on an abandoned Sky City looking to see the explosion reaching them quicker and quicker

Sunny: Guess this is it.

Parappa: Yeah sadly It is. Can I ask you a question

Sunny: I’m pretty sure I’m not in a mood for any kinky shit.

Parappa: What makes you think of that

Sunny: Virgins and the end of the world kinda well uh...

Parappa: Ok I got it but I want to know how do you describe the experience

Sunny: Overall Good with points of anger and sorrow

Parappa: Yeah can’t exactly say I disagree with you.

Sunny: If this is going to be our last moments together I want to let you know that...

Parappa starts to crying

Sunny: Seriously Parappa!

Parappa: I’m sorry I just didn’t want this to end I wanted to help everyone to beat the Villains and to help find Greenhouse survivors and and do stuff you yet to do or know about and learn more about here!

Sunny (Starting to tear up): Like Like What?!

Parappa: I don’t know maybe a rule a kingdom

Sunny (Sobbing): Like you could rule

Parappa: I could totally can rule a kingdom!

Sunny: Really than prove it.

Parappa: I will because we will live through this! And become a family!

The white light approaches them

Parappa: Sorry That I never said this out loud before, but I... love you, Sunny

Sunny: I know.

The white light engulfed the two and we see the Omniverse obliterated than Endless in the center

Endless: So I guess I destroyed the Omniverse with just my Christmas Cheer Meh At Least I know how to rebuild the Omniverse and get it pixel perfect from how much I did it before so might as well. Guess have a good December as I’ll try and make two more shorts in tis’ season... Christ that was bad... but good day to you and have a good December as much as it is possible

The Short fades out as it ends