Thread:Endlesspossibilities 2006/@comment-31233271-20200523183445

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Friday the 13th

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Junior and Cody run throughout the camp with Jason chasing them.

Cody: LET’S HIDE IN THAT CABIN!

Junior and Cody enter a cabin, but scream and run out when they see Black Yoshi’s corpse hung on the wall.

Junior: BLACK YOSHI’S DEAD?!

Junior and Cody run into another cabin, but exit upon finding Toad’s corpse.

Junior: OH CRAP! JASON’S REAL!

Junior and Cody run into several cabins with Jason behind them in a chase sequence similar to Scooby Doo.

Cody: WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO STOP HIM-

Suddenly, Jason impales Cody with his machete, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Jason corners Junior.

Junior: NO! GO AWAY! WHAT CAN I USE ON HIM?!

Junior notices a nearby knife.

Junior: PERFECT!

Junior grabs the knife.

Junior: STAY BACK! I’M WARNING YOU!

Jason continues walking towards Junior, and Junior stabs Jason in the mask with the knife, and Jason falls to the ground.

Junior: DIE!

Junior stabs Jason repeatably until Jason stops moving.

Junior: Finally, he’s dead.

Junior runs outside when he hears some police sirens.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey. We received reports of a murder spree happening here.

Junior: YES! YOU’RE HERE! COME INSIDE! THE KILLER IS RIGHT HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Junior enters the cabin with Brooklyn Guy.

Junior: Ok! He’s right over- WHAT THE?!

Junior becomes shocked to see Jason’s body has suddenly disappeared.

Brooklyn Guy: There sure was a body there.

Junior: BUT I’M SERIOUS! JASON WAS RIGHT HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait. WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?!

Junior: I USED IT TO KILL THE KILLER!

Brooklyn Guy: WELL, I THINK YOU USED IT TO MURDER THE OTHER CAMPERS! YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!

Junior: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!

Junior tries to run, but Brooklyn Guy tasers him.

Brooklyn Guy: Why do I always taser people who try to run away..

Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car.

Junior: BUT I’M INNOCENT! I TELL YOU! INNOCENT!

Brooklyn Guy drives Junior to prison.

Junior: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

After Brooklyn Guy left with Junior, another bus containing a new group of kids arrives in the camp.

Bus Driver: Ok kids! Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake!

All the kids start to get off the bus, but unaware to them, Jason who is still alive is watching them from the bushes.

Jason: Time to kill more kids...

Jason disappears into the woods.

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Friday the 13th Part ll

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Crystal and SMG4 are seen running to the bus. They open the door and scream when they see Goodman in the driver’s seat with a machete stabbed into his chest.

Crystal: GOODMAN IS DEAD TOO?!?

SMG4: WHO’S DOING THIS?!?!

SMG4 Mario who is still on fire runs up to them and screams when he sees Goodman’s corpse. Afterwards, Jason appears behind SMG4 Mario and stabs him through the chest, killing him.

SMG4: WHO IS THAT?!?!

Crystal: IS THAT JASON?!?!

Jason grabs SMG4 and holds him against the ground as he slices off his limbs one by one before decapitating him. Jason then looks at Crystal.

Jason: Your turn, now.

Jason grabs Crystal and prepares to kill her, but pauses.

Jason: What the?

Jason is seen looking at a necklace on Crystal’s neck.

Jason: My mother’s?

A flashback starts.

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Earlier, Crystal and SMG4 are shown entering a cabin.

Crystal: Man, what happened here? There’s like dust everywhere!

SMG4: I guess this place has been abandoned for a long time!

The two head upstairs and enter a bedroom. Crystal heads to a nearby nightstand and sees the necklace. On it is a picture of Jason’s mother.

Crystal: Who is that? Might as well hold on to it.

Crystal takes the necklace and leaves. The flashback ends.

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Crystal: Um, what are you doing?

From Jason’s POV, Crystal is shown as his mother.

Jason: You’re coming back with me.

Jason grabs a nearby potion.

Crystal: WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

Jason forces the potion into Crystal’s mouth, knocking her out.

Jason: We will be together again.

Jason drags Crystal away.

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One Month Later

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We cut to a boat with villains on it

Badman: Ah a relaxing cruise

Badman Jr: If I could ask where are we going

Badman: Easy where I went to summer camp

Past Buckaroo: Why?

Badman: I hated the place so I gonna have Badman Jr to experience his first ever arson

Badman Jr: I been waiting so long to do arson

DBT Guy: Ok than this should be good

Past Saiko: Agreed

Badwoman: Ok so when will we arrived

Badman: About now

The ships hit the dock of Camp Crystal Lake

Past Saiko: Decent place or at least when compared to a few other summer camps I heard

Dark Tari: I have to agree

DBT Guy: Ok let get this over with

Past Buckaroo: I’m just gonna to fish for now

Badman: While I’m gonna see the old place

The group splits up and we cut to DBT Guy looking in a shed

DBT Guy: Decent stuff a chainsaw, some hockey sticks, a few hammers, And multiple machetes and some gasoline Badman would probably like this

DBT Guy grabs the gasoline and the Machete

DBT Guy: One for the road I suppose

DBT Guy walks off and through a window we see Jason Voorhees

DBT Guy: What do you do with a drunken sailor what do you with a drunken sailor what do you do with a drunken sailor!

DBT Guy hears branches being stepped on and turns his back to see Jason

DBT Guy: What do you want

Jason Takes Out a Machete and walks to DBT Guy slowly

DBT Guy: Well excuse me I going

DBT Guy enters the mess hall

DBT Guy: Badman. Past Saiko is anyone here. They must be at the forest eh might as well get something to eat

DBT Guy enters the kitchen

DBT Guy: Let See Canned Bread If it’s not moldy. Canned Green Beans Maybe. Canned Turkey possibly. Canned Water? Ugh gonna have to work with this than

DBT Guy Hears footstep Behind him and turns to see Jason

DBT Guy: You again why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off

Jason stabs the Machete DBT Guy had into his stomach before ripping it out and slashing off his jaw before DBT Guy fails to the floor dead

We fade out to go to Dark Tari And Past Saiko

Dark Tari: Why Are we going into the woods

Past Saiko: Badman want us to find a few things here to take home as a token from this place

Dark Tari: Is it me or do I see a shack

Past Saiko: No I see it too

Dark Tari: Want to check it out to see what the hell it even has

Past Saiko: Fuck it why not

The two enters the shack

We cut back to Past Buckaroo fishing

Past Buckaroo: Do Doo Doo doooo do do do dooo

We see a shadow creeping up him

Past Buckaroo: Why Do I feel like a scare is gonna happen eh it’s probably a…

Badman: Fake Out.

Past Buckaroo: Ok so your here for what

Badman: I’m about to burn this place down want to see it

Past Buckaroo: Sure.

Past Buckaroo goes off we cut back to Past Saiko And Dark Tari in the shack now

Dark Tari: Look like it hasn’t been cleaned since the 80’s

Past Saiko: I now And is that a decomposing head!

We see Pamala Voorhees decomposing head

Dark Tari: Yeah uh want to smash it?

Past Saiko: You don’t have Tell me twice

Past Saiko smashes Pamala’s head launching dried blood across the place

Dark Tari: I’m taking the sweater

Past Saiko: Gotcha

The two walks away and Jason sees the Sweater gone and Pamala’s destroyed head

Jason: Those son of a bitch!

We cut to the team together

Badman: Ready Son

Badman Jr: You Betcha Dad

Badman Jr activates the flamethrower and set the trees on fire

Badman: There we go shall we leave before we get engulfed in the flames

Past Saiko: Yep

Past Buckaroo: Yeah I don’t want to be The first fried Humanoid Horse

The group leaves but Saiko get a person arm over her mouth causing her to yell and drag her into the burning forest to a tree yet to be burned and uses a belt and a big pierce of woodwork put in the belt before twisting it further and further

Jason: (Wait I can’t believe I’d forgot about her!)

Jason stabs the branch into a fallen tree to keep the belt in place but before he left he grabs a javelin and stabs it in Past Saiko torso and afterwards Jason ran (which looks like a slow jog to others) and goes into a tunnel to grab Crystal

Crystal: Please Be him letting me go. Please let him be letting me go.

Jason dashes (once again looking like a slow jog and barely reaches the boat going out of harbor but Jason jumps up landing on the anchor

We cut to inside the boat

Badman Jr: When are going to arrive Home

Badman: Around Midnight

Badman Jr: Fair enough

Badman: If you excuse me I’m going to the Sauna

Badman walks to the sauna we see a POV Of someone Walking into a room and hearing someone

Dark Tari: Ok let see where Past Saiko

Dark Tari goes out of the room and walks down the hallway with the person walking down

Dark Tari: What The?

The person runs after her

Dark Tari: GAH!

Dark Tari runs away but gets cornered

Dark Tari: Mercy

Dark Tari gets choked by the person and soon enough dies after stabbing the person in the arm And than the person walks into the sauna where we see it’s (obviously) Jason Voorhees

Badman: Son is that you could you wait a few minutes

Jason grabs a sauna rock and slams it onto Badman which burns away at his skin

Badman: Gah fuck! Help! I’m in pain!

But after a minute or two Badman dead and gone and after that Jason walks off

We cut to Past Buckaroo And Badman Jr talking

Past Buckaroo: Not a lot of eventful stuff happening

Badman Jr: Meh to be expect I suppose

They hear muffled screams

Past Buckaroo: Not What I meant But we’ll take it

Badwoman: Yep

They walk over and see Crystal under a pile of stuff

Past Buckaroo: Crystal?! I thought we didn’t kidnap anyone

Badman Jr: Plus that would mean we had Crystal But I didn’t kidnap her the last place she was seen was at camp crystal Lake

Badwoman: Yeah should Let the rest Know Wait where’s the rest

Past Buckaroo: No Clue.

Badwoman: Well I’m off

Crystal: Wait

Badman Jr: What?!

Crystal: Jason in the boat

Past Buckaroo: Did someone drug my drink it’s not funny ok it’s a bit funny but still

Crystal: I’ve been kidnapped by Jason after he killed my friends thinking that I’m his mother due to a locket I had on me ok believe me please I’ just want to go home

Past Buckaroo: Wasn’t it blown to smithereens

Past Buckaroo gets a cup thrown at him

Badman Jr: Yeah sorry we don’t believe yo-

A javelin impales Badman Jr and goes through a wall halfway and we see Jason Done the Action

Badman Jr: I... Re...Tract... The... Stat....em..ent...

Past Buckaroo: Everybody run

The three run before Jason jumps and lands on Badwoman who he Than stomps on her head crushing it

Past Buckaroo: Struggling not to vomit

The two run away but Jason stops to see Badman Jr flamethrower and picks it up and put the room up in flames before running after them

Past Buckaroo: What now

Crystal: The harbor it’s just up ahead

They look behind them to see Jason slowly walking up to them

Past Buckaroo: Jump?

Crystal: If you don’t want to be skewered than yes

The two jump and grab onto the ledge of the deck and pull themselves up and rush off

Jason: I should've gone faster in hindsight meh it’s a horror short they come back to me

We cut to them running off and seeing a diner and they go inside to just see two people in sight a person in a trench coat and the waitress and the two sit down

Past Buckaroo: What now

Crystal: Get Help What else order food

Past Buckaroo: I mean we can’t exactly run on an empty stomach

Crystal: Fine you can have something from here I’m going to try and get help to finally escape from Jason Voor fucking Hees

???: Voorhees?

Crystal: Know anything about him

???: I should know I met him and took the fall for some of his murders

Past Buckaroo: Who Are you?

The black Trench coat sits where there at and take off the trench coat

???: Junior

Past Buckaroo: Ok

Junior: Yeah I escaped jail and try to prove myself innocent not doing so good so far

Crystal: Think you can help us

Junior: Sure just give me what happened and I’ll do what I can.

5 & 1/2 minutes later

Junior: Ok been through a lot ok so wait should we leave because Jason is- RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Past Buckaroo and Crystal see Jason Break through the door

Waitress: What do you wan-

The waitress gets a Machete in the back after being turned around and the three bash through the windows

Junior: RUN!

The 3 rush off and find the waitress car

Junior: Can someone hot wire a car

Crystal: I can try

Junior: Got It

Junior break open the window and unlocks it the three get in

Junior: Hurry by the If you don’t we’ll have our spines be removed from our asses

Crystal: Thanks for the words of encouragement

Like a montage from Saw Crystal tried to Hotwire the car and after 7 tries succeeded

Crystal: Got It!

Jason arrives and pierce the window with his machete

Past Buckaroo: Ah!

Junior: Here

Junior throws Past Buckaroo a shotgun

Past Buckaroo: How And Why you have this

Junior: Got It from a drunken man and have it to defend if my cover blown hurry up before he make us be paint on the walls

Past Buckaroo: We’re in a car so. Nevermind!

Past Buckaroo shoots at Jason knocking him back and Crystal high tail it out of there

Junior: Phew

Past Buckaroo: Here’s Your Shotgun

Junior: If you excuse me I going up in the shotgun

Junior goes up to shotgun and plays some music

Music: Your not the boss of me now! Your not the boss of me now!

Crystal: Change The channel

Junior: What it might be a long ways to Pensacola or to some help

Crystal: This song is bad

Junior: Why you don’t have ears

Crystal: Neither Do you!

Junior: Wha- WATCH THE ROAD!

We see them hit something and send the car upside down

Junior: Ok we’ll just walk

The three get out of the car and grabbed the shotgun and walk out and run off until they see a motel

Junior: Ok should we try to stay here and get and say “We’re running Jason Voorhees” or take on of their cars Hotwire it and drive Of I think it should be the latter

Crystal: Why?

Junior: Let See 1 Who’s everyone else thinks a murdering psychopath, Another is a criminal, and the third is someone no one seen with the two former being with someone kidnap doesn’t equal help for all

Crystal: Fine.

The three get in a car and Crystal hot wires it

Disposable Person 1: Hey that’s my car!

The car drives off

Disposable Person 1: Goddamnit

Disposable Person 1 turns behind to see Jason Voorhees

Disposable Person 1: If you gonna Kill me can you at Least let me take a swig of my vodka

Disposable Person 1 drinks his vodka and finish it and throws it off screen and gets impale through the chest and than Jason brings the machete up causing Disposable Person 1 to die before leisurely steeping towards them

We cut to the three

Past Buckaroo: How far until we reach Pensocola

Junior: No clue ran for about 5 Hours until reaching her after 2 days of hiding so maybe 24 hours or something I don’t know

Past Buckaroo: Yeah so have anything DVD player or radio

Junior: Yes But no dvds So Out Of luck but let see

Music: Paranoia, paranoia. Everybody's coming to get me

The car drives off

Junior: So Favorite-

Crystal: Not in the mood Of questions

Junior: Ok Just gonna sing a bit than ahem. Don’t you love me baby! Don’t you love me-

Past Buckaroo: Should we ask for directions

Junior: Oh right. Yeah We need to find someone around here now

Past Buckaroo: Can you Check the glove compartment

Junior: Found a million ways to die in London but nothing else

Crystal: Nothing else at all?

Junior: Nope

Crystal: So Wait Is there someone behind us

Junior: Yeah he rushing towards us!

We see the person gone in the window and we see Ausar in it

Crystal: Who is it?

Junior: Something Black that has yellow stripes? So not Jason fortunately but not exactly safe so Crystal kick into overdrive!

Crystal floors it and the car drives off

Ausar: The two criminals are trying to take her... NOT ON MY WATCH

Ausar rushes after them

Junior: AND HE’S RUNNING AFTER US!

Past Buckaroo: What’s the deal we’re in a car he’s I assume that thing is a he is on foot I’m pretty sure we’ll be able to lose him. Right?

Junior: I DUNNO BUT IT’S NOT HELPING!

Asuar climbs on the back and Past Buckaroo sees it

Past Buckaroo: JUNIOR! SHOTGUN!

Junior: Be careful my ears are needed to be able to hear

Crystal: You have no ears.

Junior: Neither do you!

Junior throws the shotgun to Past Buckaroo and shoots where Ausar is at causing him to lose his grip and fall

Past Buckaroo: Phew

We see Ausar finding a sharp stick and throws it at a tire and it was able to pop it (I dunno how but still)

Past Buckaroo: AH!

Crystal: Bad News a tire is down!

Junior: Past Buckaroo See If the Thing is back

Past Buckaroo checks and doesn’t see him

Past Buckaroo: Where is he

Junior: Ah!

Past Buckaroo turns around and see Ausar bashing through the windshield and shoots at him but he was prepared and dodged it and use the little holes from the shotgun to pry open the windshield and Junior tries to kick Ausar But it does nothing before Ausar could take Crystal the car went out of control (From Crystal not seeing the road and the blown out tire) and goes through a railing and goes down the hill and hits a tree knocking Junior and Crystal out and launching Past Buckaroo Out Of the car alive but injured and he walks down the hill before tripping over a rock

Past Buckaroo: Gah SHIT! FUCK!

We see Past Buckaroo hits a tree and sees a abandoned hideout

Past Buckaroo: The fuck

Past Buckaroo grabs rocks and some sharp sticks and head in the hideout and looks around seeing a knife which he took, books, and a journal covered in dry blood presumably from years ago at the least

Past Buckaroo: Huh?

Past Buckaroo grabs the journal and reads it before reaching the last entry

Past Buckaroo: “Entry 509 on Friday the 13th July 1990. I starting to be worry about w my team is most of the, have disappeared and the ones I did found was their corpses I‘m a bit scared Add on for the past few days I seen a man in a mask which reminds me of hockey matches I played as a kid but he had one of my groups head in his other hand and I hear footsteps I’ll update this after seeing what the thing is.” Huh Hockey Ma..sk it can’t be right

Past Buckaroo closes the book and looks behind him to see Jason Voorhees with no way to get past him

Past Buckaroo: CRAP!

Past Buckaroo finds a ladder going on the ceiling and he rushes up the ladder and sees the height he’s at

Past Buckaroo: Crap.

Past Buckaroo turns around and sees Jason and takes a few steps back and almost falls off

Past Buckaroo: SHIT!

Past Buckaroo throws rocks at Jason which did nothing and than attacks Jason with sticks which just broke when it hits Jason and lastly Past Buckaroo throws a knife at Jason which hits his leg but he wasn’t faze by it

Past Buckaroo: Time for hand to hand I guess

Past Buckaroo uppercuts,jab,hooks,kicks, and elbows Jason with it just knocking him back by a few Centimeters before eventually Past Buckaroo tiring out

Past Buckaroo: Ok your turn...

Jason Grabs him and uppercuts his head off which falls off the building before Jason let’s go of the dead body which than falls off the building before Jason walks off

We cut back to the crashed car with Junior and Crystal waking up and seeing Ausar

Ausar: You won’t escape kindnapping Crystal

Junior: What First off she’s driving second off how could I kidnap her when the last month I was locked away when that stuff happened! Third off the person that kidnapped her was Jason Voorhees

Ausar: Ok to argue for the first point shotgun was what the Horse thing had he could use that to get her to drive but you think I’ll fall for tha-

Ausar gets a Machete through his throat and the deathless seemingly died

Junior: Jason!

The two try to get out but was unable by the damage done to the car

Junior: Think of something

Crystal tries to jumpstart the car and it work but it only backed up a few meters where it hit another car and they got out and Junior grabbed the shotgun and shoot Jason staggering him as the two runs off

Crystal: We Done a awful lot of running

We see Junior being jumped by a police officer who happens to be Brooklyn Guy and Simmons

Brooklyn Guy: We finally got you you’re getting the electric chair now fucker

Simmons: Come On we’ll escort you away um

Crystal: Crystal. And Junior didn’t do it! It was Jason Voorhees

Brooklyn Guy: I’ll believe it when I see pigs flying

Junior: I heard Cody‘s Mom is training to be a airplane pilot so you might want to eat you words

Simmons: Oh shut up! You can go fuck yourse-

Jason Appears Behind Simmons and stabs him in the crotch with his machete before bisecting him by bring the machete up and through his head splitting him in two as the three see the murder shocked

Junior: DO YOU BELIVE ME NOW!

Brooklyn Guy: Stay There raise your arms into the skie-

Brooklyn Guy gets grabbed and his head bashed into the wall before being let go

Junior: Seriously! This is getting comedic at this POINT!

Crystal grabs Simmons gun and shoots Jason 5 times before it runs out of ammo and they rush into the police car after taking the keys and opening it and starting the car and Jason goes after them and Junior shoots at Jason giving them enough time to floor it and drive off but Junior ran out of ammo after that shot

Junior: Welp Hopefully we’re near some type of civilization because my shotgun is out of ammo

Crystal: Surprise it could Shoot that much

Junior: So am I

They drive off

Police person 67 (Radio): We got a call for military backup for a 666

Crystal: Is there a code book

Junior: Yes and let’s see 666 is a unstoppable killer from a Slasher Movie any guesses

Crystal: Jason?

Junior: Hopefully we Just need need to continue this for a few more moments and we’ll be done and set free

The Car starts to sputter before stopping to a halt

Crystal: Junior

Junior: Y-Y-Yes...?

Crystal: We ran out of fuel...

Junior: Fuck...

The two rushes out of the car and sees a building and heads into it

Junior: Good thing this building was near by or we”re be fucked

Crystal: He’ll just gonna Find us

Junior: That won’t happen right?

We see Jason creeping behind them before Crystal seeing Jaosn

Crystal: JASON!

The two run into a room full of pipes being all over the place

Junior: Why does this place has so much pipes is this a boiler room if so I thought we‘re not facing Freddy but we’re facing Jason

The two reach a dead end and Jason reaches them

Junior: Of there on Thing I will say before I died I shat in the upper decker of the toilet in Sunny’s house like alll of them

Crystal: Huh thought it was AshaltianOof that did that the house stinked for the next day in and a half

Junior: Yeah Sorry

Jason raises his machete but before he could bring it down Ausar rushes at him knocking him into a pipe

Crystal: What?!

Junior: I thought you died!

Ausar: I did but I lived

Jason gets back up and stabs Ausar who then sucker punches Jason and it staggers him and Ausar grabs Jason and bash him into a pipe which burns away his mask and his face it sees it a messy disgusting face with bone showing out that melting a bit

Junior: Oh god

Jason kicks back Ausar and take out the machete in his leg and stabs him multiple times

Crystal: Junior do something

Junior: Let See I might have some ammo on my

Junior looks in his pockets and finds two bullets for his shotgun and puts them in and shoots Jason in the back of the head and Jason looks behind him to see who shot him and with the opening Ausar rushes at Jason takes his machete and cuts off his leg and rips of his left arm and starts to rip off the other arm before Jason kicks him and Ausar kicks Jason in the crotch which just hurts Ausar causing him to step back

Ausar: Go I’ll hold him off

Junior: Don’t have tell us twice

The two rush away and go outside the house before cutting back in the house when Ausar looks back he sees Jason disappear and when we see him again he mostly good as new except the face area from the pipe and he brings down the machete cutting off Ausar Arm before he grapples Jason and throws him over head and than stomps on him hitting him before cutting off his leg and puts it in the pipe which it burns it and rips off both of his arms and putting it on the burning pipes

Ausar: Go die masked fuck

Ausar walks off as Jason remains there trying to escape

Jason: NO!

Than Jason hears a nostalgia voice from his dead mom and it appear to him like a vision

Pamala: Jason are those three beating and bullying you with no reason and remember I looking over you because you cannot die get up and kill them and kill the rest of them! MAKE THEM REMEMBER WHAT FEARS TASTE LIKE AND MAKE MOTHER REALLY PROUD!

Jason gets up even with the machete in his stomach he hops around and sees the shotgun that turtle left behind and he after a bit puts it against a pipe and shoves his thigh in the dead shotgun to be able to walk before getting the machete out after a bit and shove his arm into it and it stick there and begins to slowly (like slow for him) walk out of the building not seeing the black and yellow thing before reaching the exit and seeing the two running away

Junior: Seriously he’s like the fucking terminator at this point!

Crystal: Welp we’re fucked

Brooklyn Guy (Offscreen): Good Thing you two have a uno reverse card at your disposal

Crystal: What

They get pulled into a ditch by Brooklyn Guy

Brooklyn Guy: NOW EVERYONE AND GIVE HIM NO MERCY!

A group of military gets out of the ditch with rocket launchers and other weapons and shoots at Jason hurting him even more destroying his entire shoulder doing it until he blows up along with the building behind him

Brooklyn Guy: THAT WAS FOR SIMMONS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Junior: So am I going to jail

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah no you kinda convince me since Jason killed Simmons so yeah you’ll get therapy after this so... alright everyone let’s move out!

Junior: What do you think happened to the black and yellow armored person

Sunny: No Idea Hopefully he’s safe

We see the group move out before seeing a Hobo creep up on the remains and see a heart that was somehow intact after the barrage of missiles and other stuff

Hansel: Eh this isn’t the grossest thing I ate

Hansel takes the heart away as we cut to daytime in Pensacola news with Goodman

Goodman: Breaking News! Last night we finally found Junior and Crystal after a month and found that the supposed myth Jason Voorhees was true after killing a police officer named Simmons and we found bodies in an abandoned boat which left from a burnt to the ground Camp Crystal Lake where we found a crap ton of charred corpses about 172 people In the there and add on 7 not from the camp you get a kill count of 179 people by good but luckily he’s was blown sky high no remains left the reign of the killer called Jason Voorhees is gone

We see Hansel about to eat the heart he found as we zoom out to a overview of the city and cut to black 