Endless Saves Christmas

“Escaped Insane Mental Asylum Inmate Guantanamo-ing Christmas.“ Oh I mean “Endless saves Christmas“ is the 24th episode of Endless Possible Shorts

Endless: Also

Narrator: AH!

Endless: Also after something I just place it as cosmic happen and a little at the beginning a bit of violence will happen the former more than the latter so heads up ok? Okay.

Endless runs off

Ok here’s the short

Script
We begin at the North Pole on the night before Christmas Eve outside of the workshop with a wooden sign with neon lights saying "SANTA'S WORKSHOP" with another sign added underneath of a dancer on a stripper pole while HOES HOES HOES Than we cut into inside the shop with Santa Claus looking over the list looking extremely

Santa: Ok is Deryl P. Gowen getting the Minecraft Dungeons game or Friday the 13th The Game

Elf 2: Minecraft Dungeons

Santa: Thanks

We cut to two Elves outside having a smoke

Elf 56: Thoughts on it be nearly Christmas Eve

Elf 34: With More people wanting a ton of presents due to the year. I mean I understand but I just want to sing Christmas Time is Killing Us

Elf 56: Speaking Of which feed the reindeer so they won’t feast on us

Elf 34: Got It

Elf 56 goes back inside as the Elf goes to the barn place thing where the reindeer are held but Onion Cream is nearby with a candy cane that he sucked enough to have a sharp point sneaking up to Elf 34 with the food for them

Elf 34 (Humming): Christmas Time is killing us

Onion Cream: More like I’m killing you!

Elf 34: Wha-

Onion Cream stabs Elf 34 in the throat and forced him into the snow and takes his clothes off and puts them off to look exactly like the elf than returns in the workshop

Onion Cream: Can I talk to Santa Claus

Elf 1098: Yeah sure for only two minutes

Onion Cream: Thanks

Onion Creams enter the Santa Claus office

Santa; And done! Why are you here

Onion Cream: To check up on you

Santa: Thanks And I finished last minute reading over the nice and naughty list with Onion Cream way at the bottom

Onion Cream: Why?

Santa: You haven’t been here at all

Onion Cream: No but why at the bottom shouldn't it be someone like Dreamcaster

Santa: Because out of the rest he’s the most sociopathic and psychopathic

Onion Cream: Ok bye.

Onion Cream brings out a BFG like Gun and rips off his disguise and shoots at Santa who started to fade from existence

Santa Claus: My one regret was not getting payback at Tim Ailen...

After that Santa fade away

Onion Cream: That’s for not getting me that My Little Pony Tricycle two years ago

We than see Mrs. Claus jump down

Mrs. Claus: No SANTA!

Onion Cream: I know you would’ve just turned him into a vampire

Ms. Claus: What?

Onion Cream: I know you’re the head head vampire so quit the bluffing

Mrs. Claus: Oh

Mrs. Claus spins around than in the middle gets shot by a stake from Onion Cream’s “Stake rapid fire gun”

Onion Cream: Ha I wi-

Onion Creams get obliterated by Endless doing an infinite mass type punch into him with a pissed off look before somehow spitting on the blood and guts

Endless: Take That you piece of shit

An Elf just got in

Elf 67: We found a Elf Body outside! What happened!

Endless: Onion Cream Shot a stake at Mrs. Claus And Shot something else at Mr. Claus

Mrs. Claus: It missed my heart but what he used was the counterpart Killer

Endless: Oh shit. That removes all Santa Claus throughout the omniverse like Thanks snapped him out

Mrs. Claus: Now, we need someone to give presents throughout the omniverse

Endless: I’ll do it

Mrs. Claus: Like we have a choice

Endless: Also I’ll bring Izuru along

Mrs. Claus: Ok but don’t make out

Endless: Haha

Mrs. Claus: So start and go to dimensions

Endless: Wait why

Mrs. Claus: Timescales different

Endless: Touchè so what are we going to do with them

Mrs. Claus: Can bring them back via an deus Ex Macina

Endless: How

Mrs. Claus: I don’t want to explain but but it’ll be after that last one which is this one conveniently

Endless: Ok now to cut away to the shot of me in the sled with Izuru with a portal opened up with Santa’s sack

We cut to that

Izuru: Ok

Endless: Let’s do this

The sled enters the portal and we cut to the other side

Izuru: So where are we

Endless: It says we’re in the Christmas Tree animated movie from the early nineties the one with Ms. Hopewell And there’s the lady

Mrs. Mavilda: (starts up the chainsaw) THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CHILDREN!

We see the shocked faces of Licorice, the kids including Lily, for no reason whatsoever, and the townspeople also for no reason whatsoever

Kids: (deadpan) Oh, no!

Mrs. Mavilda aims the chainsaw at the tree

Endless: Izuru watch

Izuru: What

Endless sends down Lightning at Mrs. Mavilda strikes her as she screams

Endless (speaks with an artificially-deep voice): Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas, everybody!

Izuru (Whispering): How did you do that

Endless: A magician never reveals there secret ok now to atom bomb presents and do this

Endless snaps his fingers as lights appear on the tree and sends out presents which flies out of the sled and into the houses

Endless: Three one dimension down

Izuru: Ok What next

Endless: The Twilight Zone But Luckily we’d just have to send down a copy of the sack and onto the next one

Izuru: ‘Kay

They enter a portal into the Twilight Zone and just dumps a copy of the sack and goes into another portal

Endless: What is this one

Izuru: Family Guy’s And we have our first Naughty who we see to and punished

Endless: Like by hand?

Izuru: Yeah the sack will give us the tools

The sled goes into the home and they enter it

Endless: Ok grab into the sack and see what we should do.

Izuru: Gotcha

Izuru digs into the sack and takes out a baseball bat and duct tape and throws it on the ground

Izuru: JESUS!

Endless: Huh so that what we’re supposed to do

Parent: Yes What is going on? WHAT THE HELL

The parent who named Dan came from upstairs to see the two

Endless: Yeah this is a really funny story...

Endless grabs the bat and smashes it on top of Dan’s head

Izuru: WHAT THE HELL!

Endless: What let’s see the list said to punished the family and just tie up the daughter while beating up the other two ok just duct tape the other

The Daughter and Wife comes downstairs afterwards and he immediately slams the bat onto the wife’s head knocking her out and duct taping the Little Girl with duct tape

Two minutes later

We cut to them giving present to another house with Izuru still looking at the previous house

Izuru: Endless you think that was right

Endless: Orders are orders so why disrupt order

Izuru: That is out of character for you

Endless: Stop poking holes in these presents I mean boat!

Izuru: Still! It doesn’t fit you

Endless: And that’s the last one for this house

We cut to them in the sled flying over and start a montage of them giving presents in this universe of sending a giant bird cage to a home, handcuffs, and chloroform, another house with a sex doll the size of a kid, another home with bob burgers dvds and lastly a house with a Petter Griffin Voodoo Doll Before we reach the end

Endless: Here’s the last house

The two enter it to see Stewie with a shotgun loaded

Stewie: Give me what I asked and bury the debt

Endless: Plot Armor!

A stand resembling lines of Dialogue with paper underneath before calmly walking to Stewie lightly punching it and knocking him to his room knocking him out also before they leave the gifts and go back to the sled flying off

Izuru: What Just happened

Endless: Just a by the Numbers... Roundabout.

Izuru: That sucked

Endless: But onto Fairy Odd Parents

Izuru: This will take forever

Endless: Don’t worry we’ll cut others, montage it, and just keep the more important parts in and we should be fine

Izuru: But we’ll take longer than guessed

Endless: Don’t worry I know about these dimensions like the back of my hand or maybe the palm but I know them

Izuru: I find them hard to believe

Endless: Ok after this we’ll give a few gifts in dimension X and Discord’s Dimension Of Madness But you’ll do it since a couple of things that was in the MLP series comics I think by IDW or something while I use some Telepathy or some shit like that to direct you to him

Izuru: Why

Endless: For what I said and he and I had a mental war attacking my Dream Dimension

Izuru: Uh What

Endless: I created a dimension which I enter once I sleep it’s a long story but basically when I need to sleep I enter there but gave a sorta aura to make it feel dreamy but possibly horrifying but it also means that Freddy can’t exactly reach me

Izuru: If I didn’t have to live slash deal with you I’ll just take a bit to take in that

Endless: I’ll just cut after that to not give Him screentime And because I yet to read it and only seen snippets so while it’s chaos still people would attack us

Izuru: If they even know we’d exist

Endless:… Shut the fuck up.

They enter the portal and we cut after all of that

Izuru: Ho-Ho-H-How?

Endless: I revealed to you my entire lineup of tricks I go through every number in existence and trust me... it’s a lot. But we have a job to do and we must do it before it’s too late

Izuru: Know What I’ll just let that be locked up and never mention it ever again

Endless: Ok so I don’t have to convince you to do that nice.

Izuru: Ju-Just what’s next

Endless: Just some visual novels

Izuru: I think Fishy Bloopkins want to be here

Endless: You mean Boopkins

Izuru: Did I stutter

Endless: Nope but you mispronounced his last name

Izuru: Oh I-

Narrator: About a few hours of arguments later

Endless: That’s when I finally got the SOMEHOW still running chainsaw out of my ass so don’t you dare talk about that!

Izuru: Fine So which visual novel dimension are we visiting first?

Endless: We finished all a half hour ago

Izuru: So we been arguing for hours or so

Endless: Seem it is so

Izuru: Ugh, Who’s next

Endless: Scooby Doo. So I’ll pass the time ever wonder what would happen if that would crossover with Home Alone

Izuru: No I never ever have Can we get this over with!

Endless: Fine...

They enter the portal than to another portal

Endless: Ok we’re in Star vs the forces of evil dimensions

Izuru: Which one specifically also are there any of those characters coming to the SFU just in case

Endless: Firstly it’s their earth secondly from what I found I say no at the moment

Izuru: Fine

Two Minutes Later

Endless: Done and done

Izuru: Montage of the dimensions

Endless: Wynaut

Izuru: Wot?

Endless: Hoh?

Izuru: What is going on

Endless: Sanity Slippage

Izuru: I was being Rhetorical

Endless: I gave an answer to your not rhetorical question

Izuru: Sometimes I just want to know what goes on in your head than realizing it ‘s best not to be revealed

Endless: Your right about that

We cut to a montage with them entering the Star Wars universe before realizing they didn’t celebrate Christmas and went to Star Trek and gave some presents, next we cut to them in the Samurai Pizza Cats throwing the presents at cats, we cut to the World Wide Universe we the montage stops for a bit where World Wide Universe Endless And his SFU counterpart look at the other

Endless: Level Up.

WW Endless: Wha-

Endless absorbs WW Endless And a pop up over him says level as Izuru Watches Befuddle And we cut back to the montage with them entering Teen Titans… Go universe with Endless killing everyone in it with Izuru having popcorn watching, and we finish on them giving presents to the SFU than cut to them in the middle of Space

Endless: There we’re done!

Izuru: Yes finally hope that’s all and now we should get back to the head head vampire wait are we gonna address that

Endless: I’ll have Jeffy, That Black Panther To El Tigre’s Wolverine chick or Zoe, and Entity 303

Izuru: Why them

Endless: Want to be entertained

Izuru: Oh course you would

???: HAHA CACKLE!

Izuru: What the hell

Endless: Onion Cream What the evil deus Ex Machina or whatever the trope was called I think it has a variation of the word Diablo, am I right?

We see a universe and conforming to make it look like Onion Cream

Onion Cream: Yes! When Endless killed me

Endless: Which one I killed your jerkass about every other day like when I shoved a chainsaw up your ass

Onion Cream: And I had to be hospitalized for a month than you blew it up and told something about bananas but it’s today!

Endless: It’s the late twenty fourth or the early twenty fifth And I have no recollection of murdering you on those days

Onion Cream: It’s on the twenty third for fuck’s sake

Endless: Who is Fuck is it Fred Fuck.

Onion Cream: Know What Yes If it get YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TO FUCKING SHUT UP THAN YES!

Endless: WHAT IS IT WITH THE YELLING AND SWEARING!

Onion Cream: BECAUSE! YOUR! BEING! A! DUMBASS!

Endless: WHAT’S! WITH! THE! PUNCTUATION! FOR! ANYWAYS!

Onion Cream: FOR EMPHASIS! Know what after you killed me I merged with the Omniverse due to a prophecy that all of existence shall end in twenty twenty

Endless: What is this “prophecy” was it shredded up by the chainsaw in your ass.

Onion Cream: Something from Dreamcast or whatever the point is I’m ending it all today to ruin existence and your “conceptional” “omnipotent” plot armor is now with me

We see the plot armor materialize in it speaking gibberish

Endless: Well time to make a new one

Endless suddenly appears behind it and destroys it with One Punch

Endless: No wonder why you put “Omnipotent” In quotes

Onion Cream: But it was suppose to keep the prophecy from going arise since the plot is how the omniverse was destroyed

Endless: Been there, done that.

Onion Cream: BULLSHIT!

Endless: I freaking destroyed a so called Omnipotent concept that by normal means couldn’t die but was killed by all a normal means punch that should say more than what is needed for proof

Onion Cream: No you can’t stop m-

Endless punches Onion Cream and sends his physical body flying out and blowing up that universe sending the sled away as Onion Cream hits a desolate planet as Endless flew to him and lands to him as Onion Cream gets up

Onion Cream: You can’t beat me I will never be a memor- GAK!

The last part happened because Endless ripped his throat out to say it was his vocal chords

Endless: Meh I hate to admit but the latter is true since you had made an impression on me and given I’m a fucking unkillable by any means immortal well it as you say but your wrong in that I can’t defeat you heck this next bit is just me proving you wrong I like to read in my off time not exactly SFU or maybe SFW stories but I like to see a battle to the death base of either personal preference or a case of reality ensues but hey if you don’t think I’m able to be brutal then hehe than your in a cruel awakening

Endless walks up and grabs Onion Cream by the throat specifically by the tendons

Endless: Also to add on my BS power list remember that Amazing world of Gumball episode where Gumball contain his toxic jabs and at the end shot out an acid like poison at Tobias there not the creator well I did it too and I was able to save up on it when I need it and time to use a bit of that.

Endless spit out some red goop into Onion Cream’s mouth and we hear some less than pleasant noises with Onion Cream attempts to scream and his insides being utterly dismantled and demolish to put it lightly

Endless: Ah the noise of the acid burning through your stomach, bursting your guts but hey you didn’t use them since if you did well (Goes serious) this wouldn’t happen in the first place (Goes back to his normal demeanor of talking), your heart likely burst a bit ago while your body fat is being utterly ripped to shreds and being sizzled like it was on a grill all of it is like a orchestra to me guess I got something extra from Santa this year.

After that Onion Cream’s screams ceased mostly because from his weakened tendons not being able to keep itself attached to the rest of it body it was ripped from it and than Endless crushed Onion Cream’s head

Endless: Ok there we go now to find Izuru and go back to the SFU and have a merry Christmas and give a merry message and have them forget about this brutal big lipped alligator scene and that’s happy holidays

Endless sends out fire to deal with the rest of Onion Cream’s body if you can even call it that And flew off and went to the sled with Izuru looking nauseous

Endless: Hey Izuru.

Izuru: Grrk... Yes?

Endless: I dealt with him and we can go home

Izuru: Yay.

We cut to North Pole and see Santa back and congratulating Izuru and Endless before we cut to them returning home and both going to bed

We cut to morning with them waking and seeing presents and them opening with Izuru seeing a pikachu, charmander, squirtle, And Bulbasaur chimera Like plushie it’s Izuru looking weirded by it but shrugging and Endless seeing a book on how to freshen up your quips and Endless nodding and them going to the Wiki where they’re having the third 12 days of Plushmas

Endless: Hello

Culdee: Hello Endless I Still yet to forgive you

Izuru: Uh...

Endless: It’ll be explained in a story I’m making that take place before this story but Culdee has right to not forgive me but let’s momentarily bury the hatchet until the aftermath shall we

Culdee: Fine...

RH: Ok Ava you’d go first

Ava: Ok this is the story how...

We fade out of the building into space saying merry Christmas as the short end