User blog comment:Endlesspossibilities 2006/Firestar Abridged/@comment-31233271-20201211121610

PJ Berri: That’s It Matt get over here

Matt: There’s a hot dog bender outside

PJ Berri: You live for a little longer

Sunny: Huh So Angelica turns out to be Firestar.

Katy: Why do you care

Sunny: I don’t just found that funny in a way

Matt: At Least we know where she is as the threat kinda bleak in hindsight

Parappa: Yeah But we can’t really do anything about that and just have to stop her

Matt: She has fire Powers. We have cannon fodder not exactly a even matchup.

Parappa: Well it’s the end of the world if we don’t stop her

The group leaves the house

Later.

Parappa and the others teleport back into Pensacola via the teleporter

Parappa: Prepare for a bloodbath because that’s what we can do

Sunny: That’s the spirit

Suddenly, a voice is heard

Miles: THERE THEY ARE!

Ice Man: Ignore the others focus on the dog

Sunny: Yeah. No.

Sunny activates the Iron Flower armor and charges up a shot, but Ice Man freezes the armor’s arm cannons, rendering her unable to shoot.

Sunny: Well... Shit.

PJ Berri: Come and get some you pussy!

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow Meow.(Yeah Fuck You.)

Robotic Cat mauls PJ Berri and rips his limbs across the place with sickening gruesome sound effects

PJ Berri: OH GOD! I NEED THOSES! DON’T RIP OUT THAT! NOW I CAN’T EVER HAVE CHILDREN!

Ice Man shoots ice at Parappa legs and his arms rendering him immobile

Ice Man: So tell me do you want to end up like the bear

Matt: Yeah Sorry about this Parappa

Parappa: Really

Matt: I mean I feel sorry about how your life went to shit but I not exactly willing to put down mine to save yours especially if it means I lose my private parts

Katy: Yeah same

Parappa: If I die send my body parts to them and a reason they suck letter speech or whatever

Ice Man: Eh Sure.

Fireman and Miles grab Parappa and drags him

Sunny: Stop

Fireman pulls out a gun to Parappa’s head

Parappa: Huh Guess who cares.

Ice Man: Was going to say that but yeah what he said

Fireman: Make your move because if it’s a step in this directions well I going to do things on the farm...

Sunny: Fine you bastard you win.

Ice Man: Ok Miles I wish we’re sent to the Fire Star

Miles: Wish granted!

The group teleports away from them

We cut to the throne room with Firestar reading a magazine

Firestar: Huh even for this, that’s Risky.

Firestar gets startled by the intercom turning and drops the magazine

Ice Man: Yeah Firestar Good News. We got him.

Firestar: Going according to plan

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

We cut to the group still where they are at

Matt: So now what

Sunny: We should revive PJ

Matt: Why?

Sunny: He’s a Character for Later stories

Matt: My contract says that the two are useless besides a couple lines while Parappa is just love interest fodder.

Sunny: With who?

Matt: Really.

Sunny: No Really What?

Matt: Yeah you will find it out in your own

Sunny: Okay Than...