War of the Two Users 2021

“War of the Two Users 2021” Is the 29th episode of Endless Possibke Shorts

Script
We cut to the SML Wiki Headquarters with Endless drinking hot chocolate

Endless: It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood, it’s a wonderful day to be a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be min-

Culdee: There you are!

Endless: What is it now, did I kill a relative, check your house they should be alive.

Culdee: It’s Culdee.

Endless: Check Sunny’s House your girlfriend should be alive and not stuffed in a fridge by me.

Culdee: Really Endless?

Endless: What?

Culdee: Have you ever thought of someone else’s feelings

Endless: If did Than I would be ruled over by something

Culdee: What?

Endless: There’s two things you could either make fun of everything or make fun of nothing so Culdee which is going to be?

Culdee: You’re being a jackass, didn’t you say you’re going to be better

Endless: Yeah I did, doesn’t stop me from being a trollster

Culdee: And we fight against trolls

Endless: I meant more like assholes shouting insults and jokes to be offensive for me usually I try to make them funny first, offensive second. What can I say the dark meat is the favorite meat for me.

Culdee: Really Endless making a joke over a dead person

Endless: Hey you did that for Fellet, considering how well she went.

We cut to the admin meeting room

Mariofan: Okay aw need ideas for the SFU to be successful any ideas?

RH: Allowing us to actual be able to make stories

Mariofan: Say That to my fac-

We see Endless breaking through the room being sent flying from a punch with him having a shocked look on his face (as much as he could have) and Culdee rushing and punching him through the window and Culdee jumping after Endless

Mariofan: What just happened?

RH: Twelve bucks says Endless went a step too far.

Mariofan: Farther than the Purge?

RH: Likely involving his dead sister.

Mariofan: Oh...

We cut to the outside of the window to see Culdee diving after Endless with him still in shock and punching him with a hard hit with each connecting punch before landing on him when the free fall ended with Culdee going for another punch but Endless recovers from shock and quickly dodges the punch the millisecond he recovers and delivers a left hook launching Culdee into a office building a block away and Endless rushing after him

We enter the inside to see Culdee hitting a cubicle and him getting up to duck from an oncoming punch from Endless and holds out his fist which led to Culdee using Endless own momentum to give him a punch in the crotch and that caused a shockwave destroying all glass around the block and caused Endless to swear everything he had but with how high his voice was only Dogs could hear his pain. Culdee not wasting any time smacks Endless with a chair sending him back a bit and send a laser blast at Endless scorching him but he recovers quickly and dashes around Culdee and Than runs as Culdee spins around to try and cut Endless into two as Endless grabs a pen from a Co-Worker holding his ears in pain on the floor and than a roll, than a dash, and a pen to an eye causes the beams to cease as did 50% of Culdee’s vision

Culdee: GAH! YOU FUCKING STABBED ME IN TH-!

Endless grabs Culdee by his robotic leg and slams him into the copying machine destroying it leaving only tidbits of scraps decorating the floor and street, Culdee tries to push himself up to give about two kicks into Endless’s Chin like it was a fighting video game but Endless bends backwards as Culdee missed by a bit as Endless unleashes a small explosion shaking the foundations of the building and launching Culdee onto the roof and using a simple jump to get himself on it as Culdee forces himself up, and Culdee rushes to give Endless a punch but with the movement of a snake, Endless dodges and grabs the arm and throws Culdee into the air

Endless jumps into the air as Culdee tries to recover and about to press a button, however, Endless sends out a blast of lightning using Culdee’s metal leg as a lightning rod, electrocuting Culdee stunning him as Endless walks on air breaking the laws of gravity or physics, and rushes to Culdee at the speed of Submachine Gun and delivers a punch that aims to hit a conveniently placed row of buildings with each one getting smaller per each building which succeeds with Culdee hitting each building destroying each one as Endless literally flies towards Culdee who’s bleeding heavily

Endless: Can we just bury the hatchet at this point, I’m pretty sure I delivered what an average week of villainy.

Culdee: You need to learn your lesson!

Endless: I get that whenever I have to deal with a reboot.

Culdee: Yeah I know, all they know is how to destroy like you!

Endless: Yeah sure, let’s go with that.

Culdee: What?

Endless: I’m just going to grab something to eat.

Culdee: What?!

Endless: Culdee, Just stop, You’re injured, blind in one eye, bleeding heavily, and likely many broken bones. Try to fight me anymore and your death would be all but seal, please don’t make me kill you.

Culdee pushes himself up dazed but focused looking at Endless as he’s walking away with a dark glow surrounding him with lightning cackling around him, causing Endless to turn around

Culdee: I’M NOT DONE!

Endless: Sigh… I really don’t have to do this Culdee, despite the omniverse sized amount of corpses beneath my feet, killing a friend still gives me a bit of sadness

Culdee floats to the destroyed skyscraper

Culdee: I refuse to lose!

Endless: Yet you continue to fight against me.

Culdee: I’ve tapped into the power of Refusion! Now it’s hopeless to defeat me.

Endless: Sigh… Culdee I have a question.

Culdee: Go ahead, make it the most of your last one.

Endless: Sigh. Die.

Culdee: But that’s not a-

Endless like the speed of light reaches Culdee in no time and winds up a punch

Endless: That’s because, I don’t do requests.

Endless punches Culdee completely knocking him out with a sickening crunch that broke the sound barrier, sending shockwaves across the land and Culdee across the town going through buildings, shops, and so forth

Azaz: Hey Buddy, Hurry up my friend is impatient and is gonna shiv a bitch if you not going to get it to him in time, and spoilers, the bitch is you!

Red Shirt Worker: Look we just go done with it! Here!

The Worker holds out the food which Azaz grabs than Culdee passed them destroying the location and ripping both Azaz and the worker’s arm’s off

Azaz: Well lucky I had the regeneration gun, hey AsphaltenOof-

AsphaltenOof: Give my food and I give you the Ray Gun!

Azaz: Well shit. Can you do a redo?

We see the worker passed out

Azaz: Oh right, bloodlust, wonder why I didn’t hear any sound from that

We than hear sound from Culdee crash

Azaz: There it is, and my my ears are bleeding.

We cut to an out view shot of Culdee being flown across the city like a ragdoll going through buildings bringing a few down and stopping to a near stop at the children’s hospital, though still bursting through the door and a few rooms as we cut to a room with a bald pale kid and a nurse

Nurse 5: Ok, you should be cured of your cancer

Cancer Kid: Really?

Nurse: Yep after five years of having to deal with it since you were two

We see a shadow of Culdee appear on the kid

Cancer Kid: Yippee-!

Culdee than flies and hits the nurse completely obliterating the top part of her leaving behind the waist and below completely covering the kid in blood with him in shock he flatlines and dies as we cut back to Endless hearing fire sirens, and police cars

Endless: Did I go too far with destroying the city just for a small fight with Culdee, Meh considering how many villain fights happen in a hour, I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t. I should go and have some cake, chocolate cake. Oh wait the bakery’s were destroyed in the attack on them by that glutton of a villain. Meh, I should go home and ignore my stories some more.

We cut to the next day at the wiki

Endless: Some how are you doing on TDC Part 2, RH?

RH grabs Endless by the neck, the latter wasn’t in shock or surprised or worried or anything

RH: Listen here, you little overhyped fanboy..... If you ask me the progress on them one more time, I will do something not nice! (suddenly cheerful) Anyways, progress will continue once MF finishes the scene, hope you're excited!

RH releases Endless who still has the same look before being grabbed

Endless: So to be clear on the something not nice, would it be like my murder of-

Slugslingee: Guys! Culdee is on his deathbed!

Endless: Anywho, back to what was I’m saying would it be like my murder of-

RH: We have to comfort him!

Endless: Eh, he’s just overreacting.

We jumpcut to Culdee’s small sized hospital bed with him in a full body cast

Doctor No Name: Yep, Culdee is going to die.

RH: Have you tried everything Doctor No Name.

Doctor No Name: It’s gonna take a miracle to save him.

Slugslingee: Than Why aren’t you using those!?

Endless: Is it wrong to say that sounds like a line I would say? Still why is Culdee dying.

Doctor No Name: Let’s see blunt force trauma, about his entire skeletal system is in more pieces than my hopes, has endured multiple burns over his body, and was stabbed in the eye, not to mentioned we had to do this in the children’s hospital since he was launched into here and splattered Sarah and inadvertently gave Jimmy a heart attack.

RH: Who’s Sarah and Jimmy?

Doctor No Name: Sarah was a nurse who I was having an affair with… I didn’t say that.

Endless: Meh, we don’t have evidence anyways, so please continue to try and put our minds off of our friend impending death.

Doctor No Name: Jimmy was a kid with cancer.

RH: Sad.

Doctor No Name: Don’t be too sad, turns out he still had cancer and was terminal but we fudged the results and switch it around to a teenager with cancer, surprised him being bedridden didn’t stop him from hanging himself, Meh he would’ve been abandoned by his parents for the ludicrous medical bills, to pay our overworked employees that almost die from over exhaustion daily from these villain attack’s.

Endless: Times like these, you have to realize that Pensacola is the worst place to live in, well second to USA’s Blue states,

RH: So your a republican.

Endless: More of a person that can see shit.

Doctor No Name: So anyways you should probably say your goodbyes to hi-

Culdee flatlines

Doctor No Name: Well Shit, time to get coroners to do an autopsy and to get this off to a morgue or whatever we do when a person dies here.

Endless: Are you even a doctor?

Doctor No Name: Nope, but I’m the closest one to it, and with the need of doctors to help patients with there being thousands of patients in this town, we’ll they had to split hairs to get more hands, the pay is just minimum wage because we don’t have a lot of money since villains aren’t stealing them all.

Endless: Once again, Pensacola is shit.

RH: Endless do you know anything about Ecomony?

Endless: Do the Democrats or even the President.

RH: Endless, you’re gonna get us in hot water!

Endless: Meh, Like I didn’t do that already?

Slugslingee: How about we leave to clear our heads

Endless: So you gonna let out some air.

RH and Slugslingee just leave as Endless sighs and breaks out a phone and dials a number and we revealed on the other line is the Grim Reaper (from Regular Show)

Endless: Hey Death.

Death: What do you want.

Endless: Culdee just died.

Death: Oh, What do you want to do about it.

Endless: You wanted a date night with your wife, and I want Culdee Alive, want to make a trade, I’ll babysit your son for Culdee’s life.

Death: Right to the point, but sure.

Death snaps his fingers and Culdee heart monitor goes up and down slowly as doctors surround Culdee

Endless: Keeping him in a coma till I complete it? Fair.

Death: Don’t want you back out on our deal, and if my son had a terrible time, you’ll have to join me for my bowling tournament in the underworld the one where it keeps playing Justin Bieber's Baby 24/7.

Endless: Understood, when is it for the babysitting job I mean.

Death: A week from now.

The calls ends.

Endless: Good thing I those connections, otherwise I would’ve been screwed. Now to cut the fat a bit here’s a jumpcut to Culdee’s POV.

Endless snaps his fingers and we cut to black as someone eyes slowly open with them groaning

Culdee: Where am I?

Doctor Red: Well you gotten in a fight, and gotten rekt for lack of a better term, and it kinda killed you, than you revived suddenly and been in a coma for a week.

Culdee: Oh Right, Endless.

Doctor Red: You’re gonna need another week to heal fully, and you likely have brain damage.

Culdee: I brained my damage, I brained my damage, I brained my damage, oh hey doctor when did you get here.

Doctor Red: Yeah…

RH: Culdee, You’re alive! Also, wait, wasn’t there a different doctor?

Doctor Red: He died in a villain attack on the hospital, remember?

RH: Oh right, Haha, so many children died.

Culdee: So how me alive?

Doctor Red: You got me.

We cut to a x Ray shot of Culdee with every bone being in more pieces than the hopes of an SML fan

Doctor Red: By all logic, this doesn’t make sense.

We cut to Endless walking away from Death’s mansion.

Endless: That kid was a brat, underworld swing, bike chase, frozen peas, next time I should punch the kid and not use the peas to give him a concussion to not tell or remember, good thing I have the convenient knowledge of how to do that, also before you ask, I can’t explain since it would be botched up by the person with true brain damage.

A pencil appears and tries to erase but where it erase is instantly regenerated, a button appears and wipes everything away but Endless still remains.

Endless: Great I’m gonna have to undo this.

Endless goes around having to reset everything before going back to normal

Endless: You do realize my immortality is absolute, the only reason I calling it meta immortality to emphasize you can’t get rid of me y’know, also we have a lackluster story to get to.

We cut to a week later with Endless at the wiki taking sips of coffee only for the doors to burst open with an enraged Culdee the cause of it.

Endless: Hey Culdee, how you doin-

Culdee does a lunge punch knocking Endless off the table sending him to a few hooks to place his swords in with dust on it.

Endless: Haven’t used these in awhile.

Endless grabs the swords and rushes at Culdee

Culdee: Oh shi-

Culdee stops midway to see a glass case near his desk holding a katana in it reading “Break glass, in case of Endless.” Culdee does break the glass and retrieves the katana and rushes at Endless

The two slash at one another. Endless doing double slashes while Culdee blocked it, but than Culdee rushes at Endless doing a downward slash forcing Endless back, Endless than lunges forward planning to stab Culdee in both sides of his chest but Culdee barely dodges and rushes at Endless who does the same, leading to the two weapons being in a blade lock, trying to over power the other before the two just send each other back and both snarled and jumped up about to attack the other

RH: Mariofan.

Mariofan: Got it.

Mariofan holds out his gun and a stun gun shooting both, the stun gun hitting Culdee’s metal leg and the gun hitting Endless abdomen sending both to the ground

Culdee & Endless: Why……?

Mariofan: We’re not doing this again, are you going to settle your differences or do we have to use the war of the two somethings, like Endless and me last year.

Culdee: If it would wipe the smug look off your face than sure.

Endless: Count me in.

Mariofan: Okay.

RH & Mariofan: LET THE WAR OF TWO USERS, BEGIN!

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CHALLENGE 1: Fix Tankman’s Tank.

From CuldeeFell13

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We cut to a base with Tankman’s Tank broken down

Tankman: Ok can I trust you to take care of my baby, considering your a mouthless fuck?

Endless: Yes.

Tankman: Ok but I’ll rip out your organs and use it to grease my tank’s treads, you got that?

Endless: Got it

Tankman: Ok I got a couple of trespassers I have to take care of.

Tankman walks backwards glaring at Endless who’s nonchalant to it and we cut to a montage of Endless fixing the tank fixing the treads, the mechanisms inside the tank and so forth as we cut back to Tankman with soot on his face

Tankman: Ok after the horrible pain in the ass the trespassers tell me you didn’t fuck things up.

Endless Just check it out.

Tankman checks all over the tank and inside the hatch to see a dead guy is in there.

Tankman: Yep, everything is in check.

Endless: Also I put in a self destruct button in the back with a glass casing hidden behind a painted fake out thing feel around, because when pushed it’ll let out an explosion that could destroy about a couple city blocks by my count.

Tankman: Why did you do that, anyways!?

Endless: In case when your trapped and want to give one last middle finger to them by killing them with you?

Tankman: Adds up, congrats you won’t get shot, here anyways.

Tankman goes in his tank and drives off

We cut to Culdee with action montage music as he goes to the tank

Culdee: Time to work my magic.

Narrorator: Three Hours Later.

We see the tank in taters with the main gun on the floor with soot on it, the treads sprawled over the place, the wheels spray painted along with the hull which is in half, the engine totaled, and the tank is basically fucked over more than the Stars Wars Sequel Trilogy

Culdee: How is this even possible!

Tankman: Ahem!

Culdee turns around to see Tankman with a rocket launcher with a label on it “Use to kill people that mess up your tank.”

Culdee: Oh Hi, Anything you want?

Tankman: I’m a fair man, so I’ll give you the count to ten before I fire at you.

Culdee: Now we don’t really have t-

Tankman: ONE! TWO!

Culdee: Oh shit!

Culdee runs off

Tankman: Skip a few. TEN!

Tankman fires at Culdee who dodges but fires again with Culdee continuing to scream

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Endless: 01

Culdee: 00

RH: That’s going to go up, isn’t it?

Mariofan: Yep.

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CHALLENGE 2: Be A therapist

From Endlesspossibilities2006

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We cut to Culdee wearing a tacky suit and entering his room and we see Amy entering

Culdee: (Well fuck)

We cut to after the fact about an hour later

Amy Rose: I never thought of it like that, In hindsight stalking him around and trying to kill him that one time likely didn’t)t do any favors

Culdee: Yes (Ok surprised I survived this long but nearly at the hour mark)

Amy Rose: Yeah should just try to slow down a bit and not stalk him, we would meet enough times due to us being on opposite sides and villains attack’s happening literally every day, thanks for that

Amy Rose walks out the door as Culdee falls to the ground

We cut to Endless in a gray suit with a white undershirt in his room holding a book of notes and we see the other person is Stewie Griffin

Endless: Ok so why are you here

Stewie: Well it’s about my family

Endless: Sigh... go on

We fade into the next shot with Endless trying to listen

Stewie: Than the younger fat one shove my head up his ass and I couldn’t use the bathroom for a week or smell for a month

We cut to the next shot

Stewie: Than the woman placed me in the oven for the seventh time that day and

We cut to another shot with Endless drifting more and more to sleep

Stewie: Than the fat one the older one not the one that’s likely adopted he crashed the car into the house and destroyed all of my gifts and don’t get me started when he gone over a ramp into my room!

We cut to the next shot with Endless just done with it

Stewie: Than Robert y’know my friend to thick and thin and not an asshole like Brian the one that was the one that kept me just straight up murdering the rest

Endless: Yes you been talking about that for three hours.

Stewie: Yeah the Fat Man sprayed painted political slogans on it before saying how much a horrible person I am Than rips my ruberts head off than replaced it with a 18 inch black rubber dildo!

Endless: The mental image is great by the way

Stewie: You killed millions probably enough to go over the maximum capacity of the Omniverse. But anyways I say “Hey fat man why are you doing this to my bear! This doesn’t seem right!” Than the fat man with glee replied “I “improved” your bear! So stop complaining and enjoy it!” After that I try to tell the woman of this but than she screamed at me saying that “Bears always had 18 inch black dildo’s attached to them, so why do I have a problem with it now! This is how bears are now and you need to deal with it! Are some kind of bear bigot, are you intimidated by strong independent bears!” And Than Brian hearing this decided to write an scathing article about this and sent to everyone in the neighborhood on “Are Bear Fans too entitled.” Or “The problem with toxic bear fans.” And now everyone in the neighborhood are shouting at each other but no one is hearing what the other is saying and now what used to bring me joy is now the neighborhoods battleground for petty hang ups, grievances, and insecurities while Fat Man is still making changes to Rubert before I even knew it the arms and legs have been replaced with razor blades and added a big obnoxious rainbow flag to it to go along with the political slogans in desperation to escape this kindness I tried to go to the pictures with Rubert before getting fucked like a two dollar wore to Sunday! But the fat man even had that cover he fucking photoshopped the 18 inch black dildo attached, political message, razor bladed, and defaced bear into every picture that was taking with him in it! Hell I even tried to go back in time but the Fat Man made it be impossible to do so by damaging the hardware I could only go into the future or back after he done that guess he controls the past, present, and future. What your thoughts on this

Endless: Yeah not even a shrink can deal with this and since you went over the time limit I’ll just leave you to it.

Endless punches Stewie and walks off

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Endless: 01

Culdee: 01

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CHALLENGE 3: Make RH Mad

From Endlesspossibilities2006

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Culdee: Yeah I’m not doing this

Endless: So I heard about Professor Chaos, He’s grounded forever do I get GoAnimate flashbacks RH?

Izuru: Really?

RH is seen with eyes of fury and a pissed off expression like never before

RH: NO!!!!! NO GOANIMATE FLASHBACKS!!!!! THOSE ARE F*****G NONEXISTENT IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!!

Endless: He looked I made RH madder than the time I put June in a coma, remember that RH, when I hit her with my car and it forced you to get a mortgage to pay off her medical bills? Remember that RH?

Izuru: Endless your barking up the wrong tree!

Endless: Than make like a tree and fuck off!

Izuru: That’s stupid.

Endless: Yeah you have a point.

RH: You...... YOU RAN OVER JUNE?!?!?

Endless: Yep! I guess she was grounded to her hospital bed basically the GoAnimate grounded videos, am I right RH!?

Izuru: I’m not gonna watch the bloodshed up close

Culdee: Maybe we should watch a movie?

Endless: Maybe we can watch Cailou Gets Grounded the Movie!

Izuru You’re just asking for it

Endless: I’m asking for a fight, and a win, different things

RH:……

Culdee: Nah, Maybe Megamind…?

Endless: Speaking of mind, wonder what June was thinking while in the Coma I inflicted, maybe it had to be the moments of seeing my car with either shock that had her unable to react in time, I remember that, it was a tad funny in a cosmic sort of way, right RH?! Like it crosses the line twice?

RH: I WILL FUCKING MURDER Y-

Culdee: RH, calm down your falling into his manipulation, how about a calm walk through the park?

Endless: Yeah maybe I could make a grave there in case the plug to June bed at the hospital would be unplugged or she dies because she was a retard for not looking both ways across the street.

Izuru: I’m getting the shovel!

RH is literally glowing red in the face

Culdee: Why are you ruining every Idea I have

Endless: If it’s a fight I’m ready to go

Izuru: He does that to piss and spite people.

Culdee: NO ONE’S FIGHTING! Let’s read a book, and Endless shut your non-existent mouth for one day and you’ll get a cookie.

Endless: I already had a cookie but June didn’t but maybe you should go to the hospital because I sent some criminals that aren’t so leaning towards consent and with her in a coma, she can’t say no (A bluff but that should do it)

Izuru: You’ve gone too far!

Endless: Yeah, Maybe, Sp RH how are you doing, Hey RH, Hey RH, Hey RH, RH, Hey!

We see RH with a triggered look that's about to bust a cap in someone’s ass

Endless: Hey RH?

Culdee: How about we clear our head with a song?

Endless: You said you were a player, but I fucked your wif-

RH lunges at Endless like a jumps are and beats him up sending debris and blood everywhere

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Endless: 02

Culdee: 01

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CHALLENGE 4: Survive being glitched away by Max Miller

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

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We cut to the three in the middle of nowhere

Endless: So what’s your character anyways?

Max Miller throws a wave which glitch’s the area to a Forrest and we see Endless back with Culdee on his back looking dead

Endless: Immortality. Also.

Endless stands as we see the code being messed with and Max Miller being erased and creates a portal

Death: Another deal.

Endless: Sigh… Yep.

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Endless: 03

Culdee: 01

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CHALLENGE 5: Funkin’ Battle

From CuldeeFell13

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Endless: So how does this work

We see Culdee sprouting gibberish with vapid movements

Endless: Ok, I’ll let you have the win, I have the lead anyways, and the viewers need some suspense on who will get the lead.

Endless walks off

Mariofan: Do we allow this?

RH: If it means Culdee has a better chance of winning yes!

Mariofan: Look I get your mad, but we need to keep a clear mind about this

RH: Fine.

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Endless: 03

Culdee: 02

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CHALLENGE 6: Bring donuts into Larry's gym without getting kicked out.

From CuldeeFell13

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Culdee: Hm, I got it!

Culdee goes into a rocket and launches into Larry’s gym for a fly swatted to swat Culdee out of the sky and for the Rocket to blow up

Cudlee: Ow.

We see Endless going into the gym walking with a limp but to be stopped by Larry

Larry: I got a memo that you two were trying to sneak in donuts, So I’m gonna have to search you

Endless: I’m wearing nothing, or do you think that I’m hiding it inside me, if you believe so than let me do the search for you!

Larry: What do you mean by tha-?

We see Endless ripping his arms off before they regrow, tearing bits of his stomach out, ripping his head off, tearing off his legs before Larry vomits

Larry: Ok go in! Just stop!

Endless: Are you sure, I was about to get to my lower backside?

Larry: Yes just go in!

Endless goes in and we cut to the aftermath with Culdee outside with the two walking off

Culdee: Ok so we’ve lost?

Endless: Nope!

Endless pulls off the donut box with telekinesis covered in shit and blood

Endless: Shoved the donut box far up my ass and gored myself to get Larry not to search me and since I brought donuts into his gym, It means that I win.

We see Culdee vomiting from the sight and smell.

Endless: Adds up

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Endless: 04

Culdee: 02

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CHALLENGE 7: Have the most Cookies in Cookie Clicker.

From CuldeeFell13

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Endless: Ok I have an IPad, is it playable on that, any consoles it’s playable on it or just PC?

We see Culdee getting a million cookies

Culdee: I win!

Endless: Guess you did.

Culdee: Why does it feel like everytime I win, it’s short!

Endless: Bias, likely.

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Endless: 04

Culdee: 03

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CHALLENGE 8: Catch the greased up Deaf Guy.

From CuldeeFell13

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We see a chase scene of Endless and Culdee chasing after the deaf guy before he trips from the greased along with Culdee and Endless causing the two to fall off of a hill that leads off to a cliff that they fell to the ground with Culdee and Endless on top of the greased up deaf guy killing him

Endless: Guess the deaf guy is now the death guy.

Culdee: Really?

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Endless: 05

Culdee: 04

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CHALLENGE 9: Make an exposing video on eachother. Whoever gets the most views wins.

From CuldeeFell13

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We cut to Endless simply posting some stuff

Endless: That should make me win.

We cut to Culdee

Culdee: Time for payback

Culdee goes on his computer and types one’s and zero’s in it

Narrator: Two Hours Later

Culdee: Ok there!

Culdee grabs some files

Culdee: Oh this is gonna give me the gold

Culdee uploads the file and we cut to the next day as Endless walking down the street

Parappa: OH HAHA! Can’t believe you had so many people piss their pants because of your power but you did that

Endless shrugs and continue getting heckled by people and being joked at before meeting Culdee with a grin on his face

Culdee: Tell me how does it feel being the butt of the joke.

Endless: It’s funny enough, so it’s fine.

Cudlee: Really?

Endless: Also before anything Culdee you didn’t win.

Culdee: But everyone in the town know’s of the video! Here see

Culdee pulls out his phone of the video

Endless: Three K views.

Culdee: What? That doesn’t add u-

Endless: The reason why it’s known was because I posted it and spread it around to people that hate me so that they spread it around here see the original video

We see the video with 1 Million views

Endless: I did that before you got the files that I gave to you, and I did that so you would use the files after I got the video to spread so that you think you got me allowing me to get my video to have more views than your’s!

Culdee: Wait you gave me the files?!

Endless: You literally just pressed one’s and zeroes in random, coding and subsequently hacking takes a bit more than one’s and zeroes you know, and that coming from a person that knows Jack shit of that topic.

Culdee: So you embarrassed yourself just to get a point?

Endless: Meh, I didn’t really give a crap anyways but for your video

Endless shows a video of Culdee doing the scary maze game

Culdee: Ok, Seems easy enough just drag my mouse across this maze, this is boring, I prefer FNa-

We hear a jumpscare from the Moniter as Culdee chair tips backwards and Culdee falls than gets up grabs a flamethrower and sets the computer on fire while screaming than the flames reach him setting him ablaze with Culdee reacting in pain and dropping to the ground than rolling than hitting a bookshelf knocking it down

Culdee: Oh God, You do shit your pants when you die!

Lil Fred gets out a fire extinguisher putting the fire out and Culdee out as the video ends

Endless: And given it has 10K in views, it means I win.

Culdee: I’m still going to laugh at you for the video anyways.

Endless: As expected.

—

Endless: 06 (Get it?)

Culdee: 04

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CHALLENGE 10: Chase Down Hansel (Who stolen Goodman’s Lambo

From CuldeeFell13

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We see Culdee, Endless, and Hansel in cars stopping at a traffic light before it going green and they sped off with Endless bashing into the Lamborghini sending it into buildings scrapping it with Endless reaching out to grab Hansel but getting hot coffee in his face causing him to swerve out of control as we cut to a crossing guard with children behind her as the car hits the crossing guard and the children drops to the ground from shock as we hear a bus in the distance as we cut to Culdee

Culdee: Come back Here! You Bastard!

Hansel: Don-Don’t tak about my dad.

Culdee: Hey look a box in that alleyway

Hansel swerves into the alleyway to be stuck with the car slowly moving but scrapping as Culdee shoots out eye beams to destroy the tires from behind making it slower as Culdee gets out and jumps over to do the same to the front tires thus trapping Hansel and Culdee enters through the sunroof and grabs Hansel and throws him into the streets hitting Goodman

Goodman (Angered but calm): There you Are… Maybe Badman need some geiune pig.

Goodman drags Hansel off as we cut to Endless in his totalled car with blood on the front being heckled by a cop seeing Goodman and Hansel he sighs.

—

Endless: 06 (Get It!)

Culdee: 05

— CHALLENGE 11: Land on the moon

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

—

We See Culdee in a rocket

Culdee: Houston.

Mariofan: If your just going to say “we have a problem”, for no reason than shut up

Culdee: Ok, I’m ready!

We hear a phone call coming from a bottle of water

Culdee: What?

Culdee picks the bottle water up and uncaps it

Endless: Hey Culdee look at the prompter!

Culdee looks and sees the promoter showing Endless on the moon with a sign “Fuck You Culdee!”

Culdee: That’s just a studio-

Endless creates a portal to show him being on the moon and Culdee being sucked out and thrown into space

CULDEE WASN’T THE IMPOSTER

Endless: He was.

—

Endless: 07

Culdee: 05

—

CHALLENEGE 12: Escape the SCP Contaiment Breach

From CuldeeFell13

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Endless: What?

We see the two in the thing with Culdee holding a map

Culdee: Blue Sca Do, We can two!

Culdee disappears

Endless: Where Am I?!

Endless turns around to see SCP-682

Endless: Ok, Any idea on how to escape or do I have to beat it out of you?

The SCP in questions just roars

Endless: Ok so the latter.

Endless rushes at the SCP

—

Endless: 07

Culdee: 06

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CHALLENGE 13 (Ha!): Beat Belle in a game of smash

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

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We see Culdee fighting against Belle in Super Smash Bros Ultiamte with Culdee as Kirby and Belle as Cloud

Belle: Not as good as my universe’s counterpart, but serviceable.

Culdee: Take that!

Belle counters Culdee’s smash attack and defeats Kirby.

Culdee: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

We cut to Endless attempt with him using Roy (the Fire Emblem not a alt costume) with his doing nothing just waiting while Belle still has Cloud but doing nothing.

Belle: (He’s just standing there menacing!)

Endless: (Considering how good Belle is, my best bet is just to prepare for her attack’s block or roll out of the way for her ranged attack’s while prepare to counter her smash attack’s)

Belle: (He’s likely wanting me to attack for him to counter, I should wait for the smash ball before attacking so he would try to grab it than attack)

Endless and Belle does nothing besides glare at the screen eyes focused on the screen

Endless: (Come on attack.)

Belle: (Come on smash ball!)

Narrator: Three Hours Later

We see the two still staring out at the screen than Belle shoots at Endless controller knocking it out of his grip

Endless: What!?

Belle quickly knocks Endless character off the platform causing Belle to win

Belle: Ha! I win.

Endless: Why You!

Endless chokes Belle a la Homer Simpson

—

Endless: 07

Culdee: 06

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CHALLENGE 14: Escape a Forrest of Walker’s

From CuldeeFell13

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We see the two in the forest which Endless just blows up burning all the walkers

Endless: There I escaped.

Culdee: So did I, You do realize.

Endless: Fuck.

—

Endless: 08

Culdee: 07

—

CHALLENGE 15: Better Catch a Fish

From CuldeeFell13

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We see Culdee throwing a fishing pole out

Culdee: That should do it.

Endless: Culdee I don’t know a lot of fishing but you usually use a fishing pole, like hold it having the string part with the hook with the bait on it in the ocean

Culdee: Fuck.

Culdee places his hands in to try and grabs his fishing pole as Endless grabs a body pillow of Hatsume Mike and place it in the water halfway

Culdee: Endless isn’t that contradicting what you sa-

Endless pulls the body pillow up for us to see Fishy Boopkins holding to it, with Endless throwing the two in a cage locking it

Endless: Just as planned

Fishy Boopkins: You’re a meanie, you know that, right?

Endless: How scathing, it feels like I’m reading a YouTube comment.

Culdee: Are you FUCKING kidding m-

Culdee pulls his arm up in pain with a large fish bitting on his wrist as Culdee tries to get it off as blood is drawn from said wrist before getting off with it landing on land

RH: Ok since Culdee catch a fish and not another aquatic species I’ll give Culdee the point

Endless: It’s because of the whole making you angry.

RH: That was a major part to the decision

Endless: Can’t blame you, a tad mad, but I understanded.

—

Endless: 08

Culdee: 08

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CHALLENGE 16: Climb a skyscraper

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

—

We see the two fast as all hell going up the skyscraper screaming at the other before the two reach the top of the skyscraper tying

—

Endless: 09

Culdee: 09

—

Culdee: Ha! See Endless, your lead is gone! All I need to win a few more challenges and I win!

Endless: Counting you chickens before they hatch aren’t we?

Culdee: How ironic considering how much a chicken you’re being!

Endless: You want to go for round two BRO!

Culdee lunges and knocks Endless out of the building they were in with a endless grabbing his swords but Endless using explosions that came out of his feet (because the Kool Aid Man is Red?) to get back up to the top of the building (besides the roof Anyways)

Endless rushes at Culdee who takes out his katana dual wielding now with the two rushing at one another, slashing at one another with Endless doing two slashes from Northeast to Southwest and the other side but Culdee blocking and doing an upward slash but Endless black flipping out of the way before lunging for a slash with Culdee doing quick footwork to dodge and hold the blades with his katan’s with Endless instinctively trying to remove them giving Culdee time to kick Endless in the crotch stunning him allowing Culdee to slash Endless with both katana’s from west to east drawing blood before the wound heals

Endless: Blunt Force, the most problematic type of attack especially in the lower regions, clever, but that your last hit you’ll get on me.

Culdee: Can’t you accept that you won’t get up after this?

Endless and Culdee rushes at one another with Endless throwing a sword at Culdee who swats away leaving him open to a lightning blast to his metal leg frying him allowing Endless to do a slash across his torso drawing blood also with Endless getting a bit of airtime with Endless using an explosion to get momentum to do a roundhouse kick to the side of Culdee’s head sending him back but him recovering quick and grabbing his katanas. Culdee sends out lasers to fry Endless but him blocking and walking up to Culdee with the user seeing that move was getting him nowhere, he sidesteps a slash to do a crane kick with his metal leg to Endless chin knocking him in the air with Endless regaining footing and launching himself while in the air towards Culdee but the two enter a blade lock

Endless: This is where we part ways.

Culdee: After You.

The two push back and about to go at it again as Human Meggy on a motorcycle enters the building using the hole made by Endless, with Izuru entering through the other side via breaking the window from a jump kick

Culdee/Endless: Human Meggy/Izuru?!

Izuru: Is it weird how you get called by Human Meggy, I know to tell who Meggy you are talking about but strange

Endless/Culdee: Not being mean but what are you doing here Izuru/Human Meggy?!

Izuru: Saw the explosions and you falling out of the building and you doing a rivalry with Culdee which led to two and two being put together.

Human Meggy: Saw Endless falling out of the building and wanted to check up on you.

Culdee: How did you even get the motorcycle here.

Human Meggy: A couple power ups and a a large ramp

Culdee/Endless: Gonna help?

Izuru: If it means it stays here, yes.

Human Meggy: Hey I want to give him a beating that would be equal to the pain he inflicted on me.

Culdee: Got it Ready?

Human Meggy: Always.

Endless: Adds Up, ready?

Izuru: As much as I could be.

The four turn around and rush at one another with Human Meggy rushing to beat up Endless with a lunge punch but Endless jumping than kicking her in the head sending her flying towards Culdee who grabs and places her on the ground as Culdee does a downward slash on Endless but Izuru blocks it and pushes Culdee back as Endless backflips over Izuru while in the midst of the flip while returning to standing position, he kicks Culdee in the head sending him to the floor but Izuru slashes at him sending him into the air before doing an energy slash sending Culdee careening out of the building but he uses his laser eyes to counteract the momentum just enough to stop around the edge as we cut to Human Meggy rushing at Izuru with him slashing at her, but she weaves through each slash and goes for a kick in the balls with Izuru jumping over the kick going for a backwards kick while kicking Human Meggy in the chin midway with Izuru doing an handstand than pushing himself off a bit away to regain balance after sending another energy wave launching Human Meggy away

Culdee rushes at Endless with the two slashing at one another but both countering each other with neither getting a full on slash but with both we’re able to nick the other drawing a bit of blood with Endless going to sweep Culdee with the user jumping while spinning in order to do a roundhouse kick knocking Endless back which Human Meggy capitalize on to kick him in the balls while still flying away before doing a judo throw at the window but Izuru catches him and throws him at Human Meggy and also the motorcycle with the girl just narrowly dodging each than an energy wave which subsequently hits Culdee sending him to the wall nearly sending him out of the hole

Human Meggy rushes at Endless who goes for a couple slashes with Human Meggy back flipping from each slash as Culdee throws one of his katanas which Human Meggy mid flip catches it and when she lands she parries a downward slash from Endless cutting off his left arm with the UOTM Sword but Endless grabbing the sword with his regenerated left arm but giving time to propel her right foot into Endless Stomach, causing him to gasp and nearly drop his weapons sending him back passing Izuru who rushes at Human Meggy slashing at her, Human Meggy goes to parry which Izuru dodges and slashes at her hands drawing blood on the left hand causing her to lose grip substantially which Izuru rushes and delivers a heavy slash which sends the katana out of the building with the blade hitting her torso at a tilt before kicking her off before being tackled by Culdee.

Culdee throws any pre-thought and mind just attacking Izuru with no strategy or battle style just attack, attack, attack, which Izuru promptly counters and parries every slash drawing Blood from Culdee while Culdee still attack’s even though it wasn’t working with him soon enough drooping to his knees coughing up a wad of blood spitting it over the ruble filled floor with Izuru seemingly going for a stab but getting tackled out of the building by Human Meggy making a hole of where they exited with Culdee using that moment to force himself up spitting up more blood turning around to see Endless throwing a motorcycle at him

Time seemed to slow to a crawl as Culdee like he just gotten a second wind of a sugar high slashing the motorcycle into bits and pieces cutting it in half with each slash before soon enough when it hits all that hits is bits of scrap metal (and also motor oil but minor details) as Culdee and Endless rush again at each other jumping in doing a downward stab before meeting and entering a blade lock with it being a standstill as the two break through the floor’s of the skyscraper that they were on going down each flight with no progress being made besides a heavy glare from both as the continued to go through the skyscraper before hitting the ground floor but nothing before they skyscraper crumbles from the damages engulfing the two with a shot on the building before the two get out of the ruble spitting a bit of of that got in there mouth, before the two turn to each other glaring, than slapping one another

Mariofan: So can we continue the challenges?

Endless: Sure, this going nowhere so Culdee be prepare to face defeat!

Culdee: That implies that I would do anything you say to do.

Endless: Than Win.

Culdee: Never! Wait.

RH: Back to the show.

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CHALLENGE 17: Cross the ghost road without being run over by Toadette

From CuldeeFell13

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We see Culdee and Endless on the road with Culdee running while Endless turning ghostly white becoming transparent

Culdee: YOLO!

Culdee gets hit by Toadette in a truck

Culdee: Ow.

Toadette; Riding in the truck on my way to GameStop, on my way to buy-

Culdee than gets up before getting run over by Desti on a motorcycle

Desti: Should get better handling on this bunch of junk.

Culdee crawls forward before being run over by SML Luigi’s kart with Culdee back now flattened and looking 2D

Culdee: What does non edible means?

Culdee passes out as we cut to Endless walking across the street with his arms spread out wide with Toadette drives at him and it passing through him without hitting him

Toadette: Black Ops!

We see Desti driving through Endless without it doing anything

Desti; Dafuq?

Than SML Luigi passes Endless like the rest before Endless reaching the other side of the road before turning back to his regular state of being

Endless: Child’s Play.

—

Endless: 10

Culdee: 09

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CHALLENGE 18: For Endless, keep asking Culdee about new stories until his head explodes in anger. For Culdee, try to keep calm while Endless keeps asking you or just kick him in the crotch.

From CuldeeFell13

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We see Culdee at his computer slowly pressing keys (typing in other words)

Endless: Hey Culdee how are you doin on-

Culdee kicks Endless in the groin only to hold his foot in pain while jumping

Endless: Good thing I wore my steel underwear, chafe’s but that doesn’t matter much, unlike how you doing on Junior Arc, the Jeffygiest trilogy, the sequels to it, your shorts, the five arc, Wiki Forces, Far From the Burrow’s season’s one and two, Screwer’s Problem, Robot Invasion Part two…

Narrator: Two Hours Later.

Endless:… And the story you making involving Home D Pot or whatever.

Culdee: Working On IT!

Endless: Surprised that you didn’t blow up in rage

Culdee: I stabbed myself with a fork so I could ignore you and focus on the pain instead, so it be more tolerable.

Endless:… Well Played.

—

Endless: 10

Culdee: 10

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CHALLENGE 19: Do a breaking speech. For Endless do one on Human Meggy, and for Culdee do one on Izuru

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

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We see Culdee facing against Izuru

Culdee: Your a loser.

Izuru: Riveting.

Culdee: An unemployed loser, who wastes his time buying useless stuff putting himself in debt

Izuru: You realize I do stuff and don’t you waste your rent on FNaF merch, at least I can actually pay rent with money I made, and not money from emotionally manipulating your friends and girlfriend, to put things simply I’m a more mature and responsible person than you, which isn’t saying much really.

Culdee: Grrr…

We cut to Endless facing against Human Meggy

Human Meggy: (Ok nothing he can say can get to me, I had to deal with a year of his villainy.)

Endless: Yawn… (This is too easy) Tell me why do you hate me?

Human Meggy: Really, You fucking killed me!

Endless: But before that.

Human Meggy: I didn’t hate you. Why are you saying that!?

Endless: Just admit it.

Human Meggy: I don’t hate you before that.

Endless: And that’s a major part on your being.

Human Meggy: That doesn’t make sense!

Endless: You can’t accept what’s in front of you, like how you and I are more similar than you realize.

Human Meggy: You just went after me like a crazed lunatic!

Endless: Really, We both go after our vengeance’s, like me going after you and you after Alternate Inkopolisis.

Human Meggy: I went after them for payback! You just had an obsession for getting your hatred out on me.

Endless: Obsession isn’t that led to the deaths of your friends, obsession of winning the last splatfest, and again with your obsession for vengeance after I killed your new friends, don’t even claim you did what you did for payback, Payback means tit for tat, an equal exchange like say getting their ruler exiled for exiling you, vengeance means a conquest to get their revenge on someone else, and to go beyond what would be equal exchange, genocide of an entire city for just exiling you over your obsession isn’t an equal exchange, nor is me trying to bring down a plane with you in it that had innocents.

Human Meggy: What’s the point, they helped Alternate Inkling!

Endless: So did many others that turned out good but were just affiliated with the bad guys like Macfuckgoogle or whoever ruled Pensacola in A New World Order, just because the leader is a rotten apple doesn’t mean so is the rest of the Apple tree is rotten, you just Francis, the person who tried to genocide them using innocents to full his selfish desires, like you just did just to get payback at Alternate Inkling Leader or your leader I suppose.

Human Meggy: N-No that isn’t…

Endless: Ah… you can’t even defend yourself, so many innocents lost because you wanted to just satisfy you need for revenge, But at least Francis and I don’t say we aren’t monsters for the actions that made us be seen as such, we take in stride, while you, you just come up with an excuse, but everyone puts you in the right because of your backstory, Your just another Abby from Last of Us 2, just with more bad writing, and not even dabbling with what others feel like in that, Axol lived there, and if I remember correctly he wasn’t really that much of a good swimmer. Face it the reason why you hate me and Francis is because your methods match us and you couldn’t handle it, your subconscious knows this, but your emotions and mind refused to accept, and you just continued to be who you are, a hypocritical, mass murdering, fake, hero.

Human Meggy: What No… It can’t be!

Human Meggy screams as what seems to be dark goo forms out of her brain and forms into a copy of her and than Human Meggy blacks out

Endless: Once again too easy.

We cut to Izuru and Culdee

Culdee: Your-

Izuru: Endless just won, so just make it easier for both of us and stop and try to comfort your girl.

Culdee sighs and walks off

—

Endless: 11

Culdee: 10

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CHALLENGE 20: Escape the corn maze with Zardy hunting you down

From CuldeeFell13

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Endless turns invisible and goes into the air a bit before walking on air but making no noise as Culdee just burns a hole in the maze and runs away as Zardy rushes after Culdee with a scythe but Zardy turns around and blasts Zardy sending him away as Culdee exited the maze using the exit he made

Zardy: Goddamnit! But there’s still the gray fellow

Endless: Well look a Jack shit o lantern!

Zardy: Hey I’m supposed to hunt you!

Endless: Guess the Hunter became the hunted

Zardy: That sounds a tad stupid

Endless: Sounded better in my head but oh well…

Endless sets ablaze a couple corn which spread to the rest which than Endless sends the flaming corn into Zardy than brings up four large square pieces of rock that surrounded Zardy trapping him in the blazing corn which than sets him ablaze

Zardy: Fuck! Shit! Oh god this hurts!

Endless returns to his normal look and walks off and gets out of the maze with smoke in the distance

—

Endless: 12

Culdee: 11

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CHALLENGE 21: Make a game show

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We cut to Culdee in a game show with no one in it besides RH and Human Meggy

Culdee: Ok, Uh… Who was the first Avatar?

Neither answered

We cut to Endless with it with random color’s with three people chained to their podiums

Endless: Ok Joe come next to me, it’s Ashley’s turn, pick an answer, spin the question, turn the tables, and remember the clock is ticking backwards.

Ahsley: I’ll pass?

A buzzer is heard

Endless: Congrats you win, sorry to see you go, and Phill we’ll see you yesterday, that’s it for tomorrow, audience?

Audience: Why, and How?!

—

Endless: 13

Culdee: 11

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CHALLENGE 22: Be Mayor for a day

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

—

We cut to the two tied up to a pole with an angry mob surrounding the two with torches

Endless: In hindsight, we should’ve never been thought to be put in power.

—

Endless: 13

Culdee: 11

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CHALLENGE 23: Awakeathon. (WOTTU Edition)

From CuldeeFell13

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We see the two tired from the challenges with both falling to asleep standing up at the same time

—

Endless 13

Culdee: 11

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CHALLENGE 24: Beat Sonic in a race (For the third fucking time!)

From CuldeeFell13

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We see Culdee, Sonic, and Endless running but Sonic is ahead of them and Culdee pants and trips over knocking himself unconscious as Endless resorts to go airborne and using his explosions to send himself forward and with each blast getting bigger and bigger catching up to Sonic before stopping and so does Sonic

Sonic: THE HELL!?

Endless: Checkmate…

Endless sends Sonic Running towards a skyscraper with him screaming before having him reach the top of it and forcing him off onto his car as Endless passes the finish line

—

Endless: 14

Culdee: 11

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CHALLENGE 25: Staring Contest

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

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Endless and Culdee glare at one another as a timelapse happens with us going through the two staring at one another through day going to Night, and night going to day, dawn to dusk, dusk to Dawn, and so forth, before Culdee just shoots Endless in the eyes with his laser eyes thus causing Endless to blink in pain holding his hands to his eyes

Culdee: I won!

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Endless: 14

Culdee: 12

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CHALLENGE 26: Play a game of Chess

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

— Culdee: Do you know how to play chess?

Endless: Do you?

the two stare blankly at one another

—

Endless: 14

Culdee: 12

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CHALLENGE 27: Watch Your Least Favorite Movie

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

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We see Culdee stabbing himself in the leg with a spork watching Cats! (2019)

Culdee: Remember You hate Endless more than this film.

We cut to Endless watching the Emoji Movie with him just nonchalantly taking out a Grenade and bitting off the pin letting it explode

—

Endless: 14

Culdee: 13 (HA!)

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CHALLENGE 28: Be the first to defeat your inverted counterparts. Endless vs Inverted Endless. Culdee vs Twelve.

From CuldeeFell13

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We see Culdee and Twelve staring the other down

Culdee: So this is my evil clone

Twelve: BETTER. Better Evil Clone.

Culdee: If that was the case than you wouldn’t be abandoned like week old chi ease food by your creator.

Twelve: But enough talk I should introduce you to your soon to be killers!

Twelve brings up corrupted clones from the background as Culdee rushes at them as we cut to Inverted Endless and Endless looking at one another as Endless takes out a tea pot

Endless: Want to talk?

Inverted Endless: Aren’t we supposed to fight?

Endless: Yeah but we both know by the time we get a quarter into the fight Culdee would finish Tweleve off.

Inverted Endless: Why’s that?

We cut to Culdee and Twelve fight as we cut back and forth to hear Endless and Inverted Endless talk with both having cups of tea

Endless: 1. While Twelve being a clone creator is useful, with them being corrupted they should not be on par with the original

Culdee kicks a corrupted clone and easily breaks it’s bones before taking out a handheld chainsaw and taking on the clones massacring each

Endless: Also to add onto the previous point we handle dozen’s of trolls at once even by ourselves and with the trolls are th brain dead zombies should be the same

Culdee sends out a bomb and jumps into the air and shoots it with a laser gun blowing it up destroying the clones as Tweleve and Culdee takes out swords

Twelve: Impressive, but I’m not going down that easily!

Inverted Endless: Any other reasons, or just that?

Endless: There’s more. Ahem, 2. As far as I know, Twelve experience is lackluster with only about two weeks of known of that and while hypothetically he should have the same physical capacity, that was a year ago and Culdee grown beyond that and learned a few new skills and has a new power to go

The two goes to have a sword clash but it being mostly clear Culdee is winning with Tweleve just barely keeping it from being an all out curbstomp but soon enough Culdee disarms and kicks away Twelve who gets up and uses a ice shard which expands engulfing Culdee besides his head

Twelve: YOU THINK, YOU’VE WON! I LAUGH AT THEE! HAHA!

Inverted Endless: Ok but Twelve could be tricker and put him in a corner.

Endless: Trust me with all the times Culdee has to deal with me, he could use some of my brutalness.

Inverted Endless: Examples?

Endless: Well…

Culdee looks down as eyes glow doing so as Tweleve laughs

We cut back to Endless and Inverted Endless with the latter in shock at what the former suggested

Endless: Also 3. Wiki Forces has yet to come out and that means we don’t have a clue on what is Twelve’s fullest power.

We hear Twelve’s screams in the distance which shakes the trees

Twelve: Gah! My balls!

Endless: Just as predicted.

Inverted Endless: That’s fucked up.

Endless: But to win, sometimes it’s necessary.

Inverted Endless: Ok taking the scream as a sign of defeat, shouldn’t you be going.

Endless: Meh, Culdee would get medical attention giving a bit more time to talk

Inverted Endless: On what.

Endless: To segue I’ll say I seen many timelines and…

Inverted Endless: (This is going to be confusing, isn’t it?)

We cut to later with the two finished drinking tea.

Endless: Thanks for understanding or as close as you could.

Inverted Endless: Um, no problem (Even as his clone, I don’t really get him.)

Endless gets up

Endless: Anyways the war should be done being put on hold, good luck, can’t wait to settle the score with you!

Inverted Endless: (At least the tea was good.)

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Endless: 14

Culdee: 14

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CHALLENGE 29: Do a solo raid on the trolls

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

—

The two enters the trolls building with both going ruthlessly on the two (with Endless being really bloody brutal) and the two hacking each troll to pieces before soon enough entering the main room

Onion Cream: JESUS CHRIST!

The two brings out guns with them against the other gun hold by the other

Endless/Culdee: The Show’s Over!

They shoot Onion Cream in the head

Endless: Wait if your here, than this wasn’t a solo raid and neither of us gets points!

Culdee: Oh son of A BITC—

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Endless: 14

Culdee: 14

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CHALLENGE 30: Make a Mecha

From Endlesspossibilities 2006

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We cut to a montage with the two users making a Mecha with Endless quickly sketching (poorly for his skills at drawing but not important and just words to pad this short out) out the schematics while Culdee was just taking blueprints of his MetalFell and upsizing it before us cutting to the results with Endless Mecha being the size of an large office building with it having a gray (For the head), white (for the torso), and black (for the bottom half) color scheme while Culdee’s is just a Mecha sized Metalfell

Endless: We tied, didn’t we?

Culdee: We could Duke it out.

Endless: The challenge says to create a Mecha not to fight and see which is better, which means it’s still a draw.

Culdee: Dammit

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Endless: 15

Culdee: 15

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CHALLENGE 31: Come up with a challenge idea and who ever comes up with the most interesting challenge wins.

From CuldeeFell13

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Culdee: Ok my challenge is to compliment a newcomer.

Endless: I’ll concede since I can’t do that.

Mariofan: Can’t or Won’t?

Endless: Anyways my challenge is to release a story on SML Fanon wiki.

Culdee: Easy.

Mariofan: Culdee, remember until I say so you can’t post anything!

Culdee: But this is literally a challenge!

Mariofan: Don’t care.

Endless: And just released Total SFU Action well the first episode, but still.

Culdee: Thank you Mariofan, for making me lose an easy challenge!

Mariofan: Your welcome!

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Endless: 16

Culdee: 16

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Endless: Ok so what’s the next challenge?

Culdee: Yeah we’re tied

Mariofan: Yeah we ran out challenges!

Culdee: Nani!?

Endless: Why?! We only used challenges from me and Culdee!?

Kapfan: Um?

Endless: Your’s was too confusing and would’ve taken up too much time! But there should still be challenges from you two.

RH: Um…

Mariofan: About that…

Culdee/Endless: YOU DIDN’T SEND ANY CHALLENGES!

Endless: But why?!

RH: We didn’t have any ideas.

Mariofan: I guess we could just move ont-

Culdee: This won’t do! But we don’t have anymore challenges!

Endless: Yeah this is less than the previous user suggested challenges… WAIT!

Mariofan: We could just mov-

Culdee: What is it?

Endless: We can’t end it here because it be too soon just to cut it short.

Mariofan: Couldn’t w-

Culdee: SHUT UP! So what’s your idea to solve this.

Endless: Simple, to go through the suggested challenges from yester year.

Culdee: That’s crazy, I love it! It means I can’t beat your ass even further!

Endless: That implies you would even get the chance!

RH: I’m starting to regret doing War of The Females if this was the result of it.

Endless: Get ready…

Culdee: Because the real fight…

Both: STARTS NOW!

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CHALLENGE 32: Burn Down Pensacola in 25 minutes

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Culdee is seen using his laser eyes to burn down some buildings before the twenty five minute timer is up and we see only a few city blocks are up in flames

Culdee: Beat that!

Endless holds his hand out and we cut to the solar system and the sun moving closer to the earth as we cut back to Pensacola completely being destroyed by the heat with it the place on fire and destroying the plant life and water before completely destroying the town before being sent back to it’s original position

Culdee: Know what maybe your an SCP.

Endless: I can see where your coming from

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Endless: 17

Culdee: 16

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CHALLENGE 33: Do an Assassination attempt on Crash

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We cut to Culdee with a sniper rifle aiming it at Crash and shooting but instead hitting Zara in the front of the crowd looking back with the bullet hitting her chest thing which sends the bullet back to hit Culdee sending him off the building

Culdee: FUCK!

We see Endless in the crowd than snaps his fingers as time slowed with nothing moving besides him leading to Endless whistling taking out a master sword stabbing it through Crash three times and going back to his seat with the weapons disappearing as time resumed and Crash falls over seemingly dead as Endless faking horror runs away before going behind a building pumping his fist

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Endless: 18

Culdee: 16

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CHALLENGE 34: Insult the newcomers and survive

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We see the two walking up to the intimidator

Culdee: Uh you suck?

The Intimidator snaps Culdee neck and than rips it off

Endless: Frankenstein’s asshole painted Gray.

The Intimidator snaps Endless neck but it quickly returns to normal as Endless blows him up

Death: Again?

Endless: Yeeeeup. Again.

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Endless: 19

Culdee: 16

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CHALLENGE 35: Have a rock off with Maggie

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We see the three with guitars plugged in

Endless: So ready to eat more shit than you usually do!

Maggie: Don’t fall for it Maggie, it isn’t worth it.

Culdee: How about to eat my dust!

Maggie: Oh their just shit talking the other.

Endless: Really I can run circles and defeat you and the piece of shit eating losers!

Maggie just plays Dragonforce “Through the Fire and The Flames” as Endless and Culdee struggles to keep up (Though Endless was a decent amount ahead of Culdee) but the soon just break their guitars (Culdee) or have them be set ablaze from the friction (Endless)

Endless: AGH!

Endless throws the flaming guitar at Maggie which knocks her off of the stage

Endless: Guitar hero was better.

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Endless: 19

Culdee: 16

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CHALLENGE 36: Vandalized everything in Crash’s office without being caught

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We see Culdee wearing clothes the same as Twelve and wearing a blue wig using spray paint, flamethrowers, and smoke Bombs before exiting with Crash wearing a cast entering

Crash: Stupid assassin- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

We cut to Endless bursting in using fire to burn and singed multiple stuff, makes an ice sculpture of Crash from the actual games bash his head against a wall ripping papers up, than uses telekinesis to gather up the remaining stuff and manipulate it particle by particle and atom by atom and stuff like that to make it a banner saying “Fuck You!” With a small swingy line below it saying “From Coco” before hanging it up and hearing footsteps and than teleports as Crash enters with Sunny

Crash: Yep thanks for helping me clean up my- OH COME ON!

Sunny: I’ll go get the mop.

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Endless: 20

Culdee: 17

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CHALLENGE 37: Try to beat Luigi at doing nothing

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We see Culdee and SML Luigi starring at one another before the former sneezed

Culdee: That counts?

The latter nods his head

Culdee: DAMMIT!

We see Endless sitting down meditating and SML Luigi doing nothing as we see nothing happening and us fast forwarding going through days than us seeing the city in Ruin and than a laser hitting the planet which sends shockwaves across the planets before blowing up

SML Luigi: HOLY SHT A FUCKING PLANET JUST BLEW UP! Thank goodness I’m already dead, BUT STILL! HOLY CRAP!

Endless: I win.

SML Luigi: STILL DUDE!

Endless just swats away the ghost

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Endless: 21

Culdee: 17

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CHALLENGE 38: Beat Luigi in a starring contest

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We the two starring down SML Luigi who sighs and blinks purposely

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Endless: 22

Culdee: 18

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CHALLENGE 39: Race against Sonic (the fourth time!)

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We see the two running ahead with both attacking one another but both dodging while Sonic pushes himself forward using his wheelchair but being so far behind

Endless: Forget this!

Endless blasts himself forward but Culdee activates a bottle Rocket (that was on crack) that hits Endless and sends him back hitting Sonic and sending both down stairs as we pull back to the said staircase is very, very, very, VERY long before the two tumble over the side with us hearing an explosion as we see Culdee passing the finish line with the last step with him falling over it

Culdee: I’m a doctor!

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Endless: 22

Culdee: 19

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CHALLENGE 40: Steal from Badman and don’t get caught

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We see Endless teleporting in grabbing a necklace and teleporting out as we hear someone screaming in the other room before Badman covered in blood came out

Badman: Guess the test subject wasn’t all that durable, oh well.

We see Culdee falling through the ceiling tied to some rope

Culdee: Lil Fred I said gently!

Lil Fred: *Honk* *Honk* *Honk* (You weigh what would make it feel like I pulling a metric ton! Cut back on the pizza rolls!

Culdee: Never!

Culdee gets bonked in the head knocking him out

Badman: Hello intruder/new test subject

Badman drags Culdee off

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Endless: 23

Culdee: 19 —

CHALLENGE 41: Have a staring contest against Luigi and win

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The three blinks at one another

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Endless: 23

Culdee: 19

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CHALLENGE 42: Have another race with Sonic

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We see Sonic bandaged up in a wheelchair with a derpy look slowly pushing himself forward while drooling

Endless: Let him win?

Culdee: Sure.

The two stayed back as Sonic slowly pushed himself to the finish line before hitting a rock and falling over landing on his head

Endless: (Whispers) Good Job?

Culdee Shrugs

Endless: Good Job!

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Endless 23

Culdee: 19

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CHALLENGE 43: Blow Up the Ruben Statue

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Endless just waves his arm and blows it up with Jesse seeing it and breaking down over it and walks off as we cut to Culdee planting TNT underneath the statue and going out with redstone and a lever at the edge of the town and pushes the lever and runs off as the statue crumbles and goes underground with Jesse breaking down again

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Endless: 24

Culdee: 20

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CHALLENGE 44: Survive being inside a burning building with 205 Walkers

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We see Culdee using his laser eyes to burn the zombies but incidentally spreading the fire which soon causes the building to collapse as we cut to Endless just sending the walkers and the building into space and walks off and we see Culdee crawling out

Culdee: My favorite number is purple.

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Endless: 25

Culdee: 21

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CHALLENGE 45: Eat The Ipecac Pizza

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We see a Pizza with pepperonis, mushrooms, hamburger, anchovies, jalapeño, onion, and Ipecac on it with Culdee and Endless taking a drink of water

Culdee: Yeah no I’m not eating that, I don’t want my stomach pump

Endless: By the way I poisoned your drink.

Culdee: Why must I do things I don’t like?

Endless: Missery, Missery loves it company’s y’know?

Culdee bites a slice of pizza but throws up on Endless who downs an entire slice with Culdee slowly eating the slice but throwing it up

Culdee: Dear God it likes my stomach is shriveling up inside!

Endless: By The way the poison was a laxative so um congrats of not having to be on the toilet for five hours?

Culdee vomits over Endless

Endless: Point taken, well besides this challenge

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Endless: 26

Culdee: 22

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CHALLENGE 46: Build a functional Nuke

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Culdee: Um how do I EVEN DO THIS?!

Endless: It’s ready Sarge!

We see Endless already built a nuke

Culdee: Well shit.

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Endless: 27

Culdee: 22

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CHALLENGE 47: Build a shelter to withstand the nuke.

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Culdee: There we go!

Culdee enters a shelter that has his face on it as we cut to Endless’s (Endlesss? His name having two ss’s already confuses me) base being underground as the nuke drops destroying Pensacola and the aftershock it destroying decent chunks of Roblox city and the Minecraft city (Endless: I forgot what’s it name) as Endless exits

Endless: Thank goodness my immortality and regeneration No You’s this nuclear aftermath now let’s see Culde-

Endless sees Culdee shelter was blown up and Culdee laying there dead

Endless: That like five times, well let’s see if I’m able to get another pass.

Endless takes out a phone and dials

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Endless: 28

Culdee: 22

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CHALLENGE 48: Race against Sonic (For the Last Time.)

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We see Culdee and Endless racing against each other while we cut to Sonic just drooling on his wheelchair

Sonic: The camera’s pretty.

We cut back to the actual entertaining (not really but I digress) chase, with Endless having the lead but Culdee stopping getting behind Endless and let’s out his laser eyes which hits Endless legs cutting them off (while he grows them back immediately it still causes him to be lopsided from having to get back balance) having him fall with Culdee using that to get the lead and than to shoot Endless in crotch causing him to fall to the ground in pain as Culdee rushes past the finish line

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Endless: 28

Culdee: 23

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CHALLENGE 49: Defend yourself against Waluigi

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We see Waluigi as the judge (with a wig and everything)

Waluigi: Why didn’t you play as me in Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Ultimate Deluxe

Endless: The play that I was playing with forced all of to do random since it means we all have an even hand even though like ninety percent of the time the other two got characters that usually main while I’ll get one that I have no idea even when I figured things it it just happens again but to the next one!

Waluigi: Ok how about you Culdee.

Culdee falls to the ground

Culdee: My favorite number is purple.

Endless: (Genius, Waluigi will find you innocent due to you being or acting like a moron and saying purple!)

Waluigi: Ok your too stupid to even know what’s going on.

We see a not guilty logo appearing over the two before it falls knocking the two out

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Endless: 29

Culdee: 24

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CHALLENGE 50: Defeat Meggy

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Meggy; Just get one shot on me and you win.

Culdee: Sounds simple.

Endless: I did this last year and no it isn’t

Meggy: Go!

The two shoot at Meggy which we cut to her bending backwards and moving her arms in circles to avoid bullets (basically a Matrix reference) with her than shooting a blast hitting Culdee before Endless rushes over but to get kicked to a wall with Meggy walking over and pointing her gun at Endless

Meggy: Asta La Vista…

Suddenly time steps dead in it tracks with a leaf stopping mid fall but Endless getting whistling going behind Meggy

Endless: Should’ve expect me going with things in a roundabout way? Oh right we’re frozen in time and thus a rimshot can’t accompany me… oh well I still win.

Endless points a gun at Meggy as the thing stops with “To Be Contiuned” at the bottom left with music accompanying it.

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Endless: 29

Culdee: 24

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CHALLENGE 51: Kill Your Past Versions

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Endless: Well Culdee you win if you can do it

We see Culdee with the head of his child self head with a traumatized look (for both heads)

Endless: And you won congrats.

Culdee: Why didn’t you do it?

Endless: Absorbed my past self before we began to get a level up, not really much of an improvement considering what level I’m at, but still congrats for a win.

Culdee: But at what cost?

Endless:… Ummmmm… Everything?

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Endless: 29

Culdee: 25

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CHALLENGE 52: Survive Luigi death stare

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Endless: Culdee want to skip this one, we both know I would survive

We see Culdee staring a SML Luigi giving a death glare

SML Luigi: Congrats, you survived.

Endless: How did you do that?

Culdee: I used a mirror to blind myself!

Endless: Ho- oh right laser eyes. (At least he regains eye sight next challenge speaking of.)

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Endless: 30

Culdee: 26

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CHALLENGE 53: Beat Tari in a video game

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We see the two throwing Tari, a couch, and a dead child out a window.

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Endless: 30

Culdee: 26

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CHALLENGE 54: Try to steal some Pokémon merch, Izuru owns.

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We see Culdee entering the apartment to be impaled through the floor from the back pinning him to the ground

Izuru: Sorry about that Culdee.

Culdee: I can’t feel my lower half of my body!

We cut to Endless grabbing a Pikachu only for Izuru to rush up in a blink of an eye with wind behind him from the speed with the carpet on fire with his katana out just a few inches away from Endless neck

Izuru: Don’t You Fucking dare!

Endless returns his hands at his side and backs off

Izuru: Thank what I thought.

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Endless: 30

Culdee: 26

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CHALLENGE 55: Survive being in a class taught by Fishy Boopkins and Bob

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We see the four

Bob: Ok we’re gonna teach you how to make XXX anime, first step boo-

Bob gets a sword through his chest courtesy of Endless

Endless: Your next overgrown hairball.

Fishy Boopkins: DAD!

We see Fishy Boopkins dad walking up causing tremors in the ground with Endless jumping a few yards from the school with him (Fishy Boopkin’s dad) slamming his arm on Endless who catches it and throws him overhead casting a shadow over the school

Fishy Boopkins: This isn’t how I thought my day would go.

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Endless: 31?

Culdee: 27?

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CHALLENGE 56: Defeat Firestar

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We see Culdee entering his MetalFell suit

Metalfell: Good thing I made this flame retardant

MetalFell rushes forward and punches Firestar who sends out a fireblast which does jack, with MetalFell just kicking Firestar in Sportster

We cut to Endless looking against Past Firestar

Endless: While I fight against the real deal, but the deal is off shelves so to speak.

Past Firestar: What.

Endless: She’s in the hospital but your technically Firestar just a few months short of experience and an epiphany.

Past Firestar: You just be a bit more blood on my hands at best.

Endless: This would be the second biggest mistake of your life: fucking with me.

Past Firestar: Oh really what was the first?

Endless: Is how you let Ice Man die.

Past Firestar (Colder than Ice Man): I’m gonna beat you up and I’m do not know when I’m going to stop.

Past Firestar sends out an entire Phoenix of fire at Endless who bends it into a sphere with Past Firestar having it explode sending sparks of fire over the place with one hitting a gas station with it being on someone’s shirt while their filling up there car with them stopping and dropping than rolling, which would be good if he had put the gas pump away but he dropped and rolled over it which caused the fire to while ignite the spilled gas which exp,ode sending debris which a giant slab of it flying towards Endless who kicks it at Past Firestar

Past Firestar punches through it, to be greeted by a punch from Endless sending her into the air but time being stopped with Endless sending out a wave of acid and extract the literal bone from Firestar’s arms and going around with Endless sending plasma at her with Endless doing rapid punches at her pressure points besides the feet (but I digress) with him going away and having time resume

the acid melts through the bones with her arms going slack with them just being fleas and blood (I mean with no support from the bone but you get the idea) and hits her face burning through it, the plasma which wasn’t really effect Firestar but she fell over with her body swaying before falling to the ground being knocked out on impact

Endless: Huh tad brutal, not much to me considering my other acts of brutality on and off screen

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Endless: 32

Culdee: 28

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CHALLENGE 57: Insult Terrovax and survive

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Endless: I don’t know who the hell that is.

Culdee: And I want to keep my head

Endless: Skip to the next one, we both know we get kicked to the curb but my neck won’t be more broken than a Bethesda game.

Culdee: Yep.

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Endless: 32

Culdee: 28

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CHALLENGE 58: Roast Xyloto and survive his rage

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Endless: Ok while this is the same, who the fuck are you, also Xylophone? Well whoever named you think should pick up the phone because I want to know who thought it was a good name because the only thing stupider is your face, hell the slash on it from the goth girl made it more pretty!

Endless gets his head ripped off but he grows another one instantaneously and absorbs the head and punches Xyloto out

Culdee: I’ll pass

Xyloto sudden kicks Culdee in the neck snapping it

Endless: Seriously!

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Endless: 33

Culdee: 28

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CHALLENGE 59: Convince Skulldozer to go on a date with Zoe.

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We see Culdee and Skulldozer

Culdee: Ok are you ready

Skulldozer: I’M SO NOT READY!

Culdee: Look I was nervous when I asked Human Meggy on a date but I did it so can you.

Skulldozer: This is not the same situation, you two had to deal with a fucking psychopath with powers that might even get a god to piss themself!

Culdee slaps Skulldozer who impulsively punches Culdee

Culdee: I’m a taco.

We see Culdee getting up with a stumble before regaining balance

Culdee: Ok let’s do this c’mon what the worst would happen

Skulldozer: My dignity being destroyed

Culdee: Didn’t that happen when you were turned into a cyborg

Skulldozer: Yes? I mean, No?

Culdee: Let’s just see what happens I’ll be there when you ask her out.

Skulldozer: So a third wheel.

Culdee: I was gonna say training wheels to be removed later but sure why not.

Culdee rings the doorbell to Zoe’s house but than Manny comes out

Skulldozer: Oh… um where’s Zoe? (I have a feeling he’s gonna say “being deflowered”)

Manny: In Arizona to visit her grandparents, I’m here to house sit with me watering the plants and making sure the house doesn’t collapse in on itself.

Skulldozer: Oh. (Well this is awkward)

Culdee falls unconscious as we see Endless starring at Skulldozer a few days later

Endless: Your on your own.

Skulldozer: WHAT?!

Endless: What I’m just a psychopath with power that get a god to puss themself.

Skulldozer: Y-You hear that?

Endless: Yep, now bow!

Skulldozer kneels trembling

Endless: Be thankful that’s all I’m gonna do, Mariofan’s creator has his own plans with you, HAHAHA MUFAWAWA! (Cackles some more)

Skulldozer: I don’t know who that is but if I wasn’t a robot or cyborg or something I would’ve pissed myself!

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Endless: 32

Culdee: 28

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CHALLENGE 60: Try to get the attention of Animatronic Mariofan2009 (And no Cliffhangers)

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Culdee: Clif-

Culdee gets a cliff dropped on him

Endless: I know what to do… arson!

Endless looks and sees a dvd of Avatar: The Last Airbender season 2

Endless: Or…

We cut to Animatronic Mariofan looking at a newspaper with the front page “A ROCK! OH MY GOD! A ROCK!”

Endless: Knock Knock.

Animatronic Mariofan looks but goes back before hear scrapping metal and seeing his legs were crushed and merged together and than was dragged away screaming before seeing Endless and a garbage truck

Endless: Hello.

Animatronic Mariofan: Dafuq?

Endless throws Animatronic Mariofan into the Garbage Truck and activates the garbage compactor and uses metal bending on his arms to merge them

Animatronic Mariofan: SOMEONE HELP! I’M IN HERE!

We see a bunch of kids walk by not paying mind to that

Endless: TELL ME! KNOW WHO I AM?!

Animatronic Mariofan: A GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH?!

Endless: Yes.

We see the compactor close but to go back with the Animatronic no worse for wear (that came from the compactor) with Endless throwing him out

Endless: Did that get your attention?

Animatronic Mariofan: YOUR A GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH!

Endless: That’s a yes, to what I say both.

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Endless: 33

Culdee: 28

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CHALLENGE 61: Give Cecil Turtle and Lucks the a karmic comeuppance for their horrible actions

DOUBLE POINTS!

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We See Endless looking at Cecil Turtle who’s a bit shaken

Cecil Turtle: So tell me what are you doing

Endless: Nothing

Cecil Turtle: Hah?

Endless: Your just pathetic not worth hatred or giving even the acknowledgement of having the ire of someone, at least for the ones I hate there’s something that has me hate them but for someone who’s morally wrong usually I can’t judge since my actions are usually nothing but heroic, but for me I’m a fucking villain when I do evil and I succeed on grand scale, not for things more petty than my own hatred, all I feel is nothing besides pity for your torture porn but I could care less on your well being go die for all I care.

Endless walks off

Cecil Turtle: Heh guess I’m off the hook

Culdee: While your too pathetic for him to give a comeuppance they aren’t

Cecil Turtle turns around to see Mariofan with nunchucks, RH with a baseball bat, and The Creator with a revved up chainsaw

Culdee: Boys sick him.

We see the three lunging on Cecil Turtle as blood sprays over the nearby wall

Cecil Turtle: AH! GOD! FUCK THIS HURTS SO MUCH! STOP I NEED THOSE!

We see Culdee with Lucks waking up tied to a chair

Lucks: So I ask what are you doing.

Culdee: What am I doing.

We hear (or as much considering this is a written form of story) a bit of silence than a cough

Culdee: Easy

We see a fan drop down hitting Lucks in the head

Culdee: Was supposed to chop you up but the power ran out.

Lucks (Smug;: Well isn’t that unfortunate

Culdee eyes light up as his well eyes Lucks crotch

Lucks: Aw crap.

We cut away as we hear him scream and cut to him entering his office

Lucks: Thank goodness for modern medicine

Endless: Not that it will save you.

Lucks turn around point a gun at Endless who without moving a limb has Lucks gun point up at his neck

Lucks: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Endless: Easy, I’m here collect some debt.

Lucks: I don’t have any.

Endless: We’ll see

Endless than has Lucks move to his computer and turns it on

Lucks: So what is your plan anyways or is this it? What this classified data if it goes out than it’ll ruin me.

Endless: Exactly.

Lucks: That’s your plan.

Endless: Yes, it was quite simple or to me at the least, to have your wrongdoings exposed than you to commit suicide.

Lucks: You really I do something so cowardly?

Endless: Considering you, I say it’s a fitting fate, but all is needed is them to believe it. We see Lucks bring the arm with gun up to under the lower jaw

Endless: Any last words?

Lucks: I’ll see you in hell.

Endless: Tell Craig I said hi.

We hear a gunshot and blood covering the lower half of his left side of his face with a smile (or as much he could do)

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Endless: 34

Culdee: 30

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CHALLENGE 62: Scare Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 and send them running

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We see Endless with a demonic aura with him bending metal including Scratch and Ground 2.0

Endless (Demonic voice): DIE!

Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 runs off screaming.

Endless: Way too easy.

We see Culdee being beaten up by them

Culdee: I don’t know how this happened! Oof!

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Endless: 35

Culdee: 30

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CHALLENGE 63: Give Aparat, Doodle Sunny, Doodle Azaz and Doodle AsphaltianOof the worst punishment possible! (But don’t go to far as the last three are not that heinous, but Aparat is.)

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Culdee: The Doodle’s aren’t karmic Houdini’s! But fine.

Culdee scribble all over with inappropriate drawings before dousing them in coke (the drink) and hanging them up to dry with Endless them torching them with a flamethrower as we cut to Culdee stabbing Apart with a sword before decapitating him but his body returns to normal before we see a white void

Aparat: What the I can’t move!

Endless: Of course you this is my domain.

We see Endless in there two.

Aparat: What is this!

Endless: A mental realm I placed you in, your mind basically, I made you unable to do anything.

Aparat: The point?

Endless: It means you can’t fight back.

Endless sprout clones oh himself with weapons

Endless: And I made sure you won’t go numb from the pain, so you feel every hit, every cut, each attack you feel the entire thing.

Aparat gulps as the clones line up and go as we cut to his actual body in reality as the real Endless grabs Aparat who’s being spastic in pain, and goes to the cemetery sends a bunch of earth out to make a grave and places Aparat in a coffin and puts chains on it locking it and puts it in earth he threw out this burying Aparat than using some rocks to make a gravestone writes some stuff on it and walks off

Aparat Koopa

2007 - ????

Not dead but might as well be (because that would’ve been merciful

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Endless: 36

Culdee: 31

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CHALLENGE 64: Survive a battle against Dimentio

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We see Culdee rushing at Dimentio before and skyscraper falls on him as Endless walks up

Dimentio: So what are you going to do go ahead I’m giving you a free shot

Endless walks up puts his palm on Dimentio face

Dimentio: What is this supposed to d-

Dimentio falls to the ground shaking around before going limp in a catatonic state

Endless: Simple all of my memories and it seems I gave you an overdose oh them, how unfortunate

Culdee: I’m alive!

Culdee crawls out with his legs completely smashed

Endless: Well that’s unfortunate but you survived so good job?

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Endless: 37

Culdee: 32

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CHALLENGE 65: Eat Lumpy's cooking and give it a positive rating! However, Lumpy is not only a bad cook, but he doesn't take criticisms well and reacts violently...

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We see Lumpy giving the two a slice of Ipecac pizza with both forcing it down

Lumpy: So how was it?

Endless: Shit. It was shit.

Lumpy takes out a chainsaw and attack’s Endless with Culdee using it to make his getaway before barfing it than running again

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Endless: 37

Culdee: 33

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CHALLENGE 66: Avoid being acquired by Mickey Mouse and his Troops

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Mickey: Hey want to go to Disney World?

Culdee: DISNEY WORLD?! YES?!

Mickey: (Hook. Line. Sinker.) Than follow these guys and they get you a plane to it

We see the troops in black bring Culdee to somewhere as Endless is on stage when Mickey Mouse and his troops in the front row

Endless: I just have to say one thing to the blacks, George Floyd died because he was an idiot who overdosed and your just using the police as a scapegoat to get more sympathy and more power because your a bunch of N****rs.

Endless let’s the mic drop causing horrible feedback

Mickey: Yeah if we acquire him we get his controversies, we need to keep up our image.

Mickey and his troops March off leaving Culdee in a catatonic state wearing a Mickey Mouse hat and some merch which a kid takes without Culdee doing anything

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Endless: 38

Culdee: 33

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CHALLENGE 67: Try to break into RH Studios and steal the AWR trilogy and release it early without getting caught by RH and his security!

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We see Culdee knocking on RH studios with RH entering

RH: Hey Culdee.

Culdee: Hi RH.

RH: What are you doing here.

Culdee: Wanted to see if you done anything, trying to get back into the groove of making banners.

RH: Hmm I do a few finished shorts I’m willing to share.

Culdee: Thanks.

RH: Wait out here.

RH enters to meet a security person

Security Guy 6002: Culdee outside the door.

RH: Yes? Why you ask?

Security Guy 6002: I mean with there apparently being War of The Two Users with challenges suggested and people getting anxious for The Dreamcaster Saga it’s plausible he’s here to get the unreleased stories?

RH: Valid Point, guard them with your life.

Security Guy 6002: Also try to spread them around if what I’m saying is right than the other one would try to get in.

RH: Ok I’ll do that.

Security Guy 6002 walks off as RH goes outside opening the door

RH: Alright Culdee come in.

Culdee: Thank you.

RH and Culdee walks down a corridor with the two entering a meeting room as three Security guards appear as the door close with the two taking a seat

Culdee: So I gotta ask, what have you been doing with your time.

RH: Working on A War Rises trilogy, with a multitude of new characters.

Culdee: Yeah so anything planned for them, I mean no spoilers or anything like that.

RH: Just Final Space Season 3 and a few others being non canionized

Culdee: So how are you doing.

RH: Just finished the finishing touches on the final part of AWR trilogy see

RH grabs three books with the titles being of the AWR trilogy

Culdee: Wow.

RH: Yeah an-

RH phone rings and RH turns around as Culdee reaches for the book

RH: If you excuse me, I have to answer this, also thanks for being such a good friend if it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t got this far, so for that I sincerely grateful for that.

RH walks out the room with security guards around it as we see Culdee looking Geary eye at that and looking at that books before retracting the arm

Culdee: What am I doing, is it worth straining my friendship with RH over this!

RH enters the room with a smile and a book

RH: Congrats you did it.

Culdee: Did what.

RH: You didn’t take the fakes.

Culdee: Huh?

RH: Yeah these were just books with covers with the logos on them that I had a alarm in so unless it was with my fingerprints it would go off but it didn’t and if you tried to go off I had security guards around, the real one is in my office with a security guard in it.

Culdee: Ok…

RH: While I you read that I can let you see the next four chapters of Tari: A crossing over story.

Culdee: Thanks.

RH phone rings again.

RH: Who is it?

Brooklyn Guy (Phone): It’s me Brooklyn Guy we’ve finally identified a couple bodies from Endless and Culdee fight a week ago, we’ll call the, by their names here and their real names if needed.

RH: Ok start

Brooklyn Guy: Got it, we found Security Guy 13’s body.

RH: Yep haven’t seen him in work

Brooklyn Guy: Security Guy 2009 body.

RH: Yeah he was reported missing.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok the last one Security Guy 6003.

RH: What he was working here but he did took a break a week ago bu-

Brooklyn Guy: Oh wait turns out that was a typo.

RH: Ok what is it?

Brooklyn Guy: It’s Security Guy 6002.

RH drops the phone before grabbing it

RH: But he was here! I saw him! How is that possible.

Brooklyn Guy: We don’t know but we found his house ransacked with his work clothes stolen along with his wallet which had us connect the two.

RH: Guards! Check my office, quickly, we can’t let him escape!

Culdee: Um who’s him and what are you talking about?

The five guards rush as we see the supposed Security Guard 6002 exiting

Security Guard 2006: Hey leaving early?

Security Guy 6002: It’s lunch

Security Guard 2006: See you in a bit.

Security Guy 6002: You two.

We see him exiting entering on a train than out to an alleyways where he starts to burn and flesh burns off revealing it to be a disguise with Endless under it with three books with him than teleporting to his house and putting his bookcase and couch against the door bringing out the books and copying them to his Private Wiki going to his earliest blog and placing each chapter (120 of them) in the comments than reading each one before burning the books and going on discord and messaging RH this

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Read AWR (All of it, all 120 chapters) and liked it, the action, characters (ones that I well cared about), and the climax are good, but the over abundance of characters meant it dragged a bit which likely would caused the audience to lose interest and even with a few that would incite interest, the non canonized thing meant a bit of reaction in them, remember while you hate something, someone could like it, but the last one was nitpicking, but the over abundance of characters felt like filler especially in part you could’ve ended it 30 chapters earlier and make it flow better, and while the climax is good it went on a bit too long with you giving each character their moment but that led to me being bored by the middle of it, remember despite what you think there’s a limit of how many characters you can put that the audience will give a shit about, also I just released it but just on my private wiki and I’ll let it be that way unless there’s no progress by the end of 2022 than I’ll do what is needed so keep that in mind.

RH: Um… Thanks?

Endless: Just as planned.

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Endless: 39

Culdee: 33

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CHALLENGE 68: Find Emperor Palpatine's biggest fear and have Darth Vader exploit it!

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Vader: Hey Palpatine need anything?

Palpatine sends out a bucket of sand in front of Vader than electrocutes him

Vader (crying): What did I do that time!?

Palpatine: You forgot to take out the trash! Now clean yourself up!

Palpatine kicks Vader to hold his leg in pain

Endless (Telepathic): Vader this your chance

Vader (To Endless): What I can’t.

Endless: You know he made that Padme died so he would be able to use your anger for his plans?

Vader rushes out and stabs Palpatine and force pushes Palpatine off of the ledge (basically his Return of Jedi fate.)

Palpatine (Getting traumatic flashbacks): DEAR GOD NO!

We cut to Vader opening a package

Vader: What is this.

Vader opens it and softly cackles

Vader: I get to do this again

We see Palpatine in a full body cast we see Vader go to the DVD player

Palpatine (Muffled): HEY WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT!

Vader: Just thought you needed some entertainment, ok well for me but semiotics, but than you never been this man since the Rise of Skywalker

Vader turns on the Rise of Skywalker with Palpatine muffled screams

Culdee: So who won? I mean this challenge

Endless: I thought his fear was losing control of Vader or his near death experience in Return of Jedi

Culdee: But this is Robot Chicken’s one.

Endless: For sake of fairness I’ll let you have the point

Culdee: Thanks but no thanks for your pity.

Endless: Sir, I pity this fool

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Endless: 39

Culdee: 34

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CHALLENGE 69 (HA!): Try to make off with some candies guarded by a sleeping guarded by a sleeping Maria Monarch! Be careful because she set up elaborate booby traps in the room to ensure you won’t succeed

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We see Endless entering her room and dodging a comically large mallet rolling than dodging flying saws and jumping over a pitchfork and a gunshot flying towards Endless who catche sit between his fingers and than grabs half of the candy and disappears as Culdee walks up rushing over grabbing the other half with no threat of the booby traps with all being set off and running off as Maria Monarch wakes up

Maria Monarch: I should’ve made more traps.

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Endless: 40

Culdee: 35

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CHALLENGE 70: Head to an area filled with MCU fans, shout that Avengers: Endgame is the worst movie of all time and try to run from the angry mob of fans without getting caught!

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Endless rushes to a movie premiere of Black Widow

Endless: AVENGERS ENDGAME IS THE WORST MCU MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

Endless runs off to be bat back by Scarlett Johansson with the fans beaten him up

Endless: Why do they always go for the crotch!

We see Culdee in his MetalFell suit

MetalFell: HE’S NOT WRONG!

MCU Fan 100084627e17: GET HIM!

The others rushes at MetalFell who flies off

MetalFell: Secret Agent man! Secret agent man!

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Endless: 40

Culdee: 36

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CHALLENGE 71: Spend a night with Johnny Old Bly and His Friends

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Endless is seen burning a house down

Endless: Yeah no!

We see Culdee exiting the night in the morning with a traumatized stare

Culdee: How many times will I get traumatized.

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Endless: 40

Culdee: 37

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CHALLENGE 72: Participate in Lizzy McGuire’s class and pass (added that on)

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We see Lizzy McGuire looking over a banner made by Culdee

Lizzy: Nice understanding art, still room to improve but can be applied to everything, you pass.

We see Lizzy sees Endless drawing

Lizzy: It looks rough, unfinished, the round shapes are more jagged than any rocks I seen, most of the stuff are out of the lines you made, and looks like a first grader did this!

Endless: Art wasn’t my strong suit.

Lizzy: If it was and this was what you did I say you failed as a person.

Endless: Can’t blame you.

Lizzy: I’m surprised your taking this so calm

Endless: Meh.

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Endless: 40

Culdee: 37

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CHALLENGE 73: Try to steal the quad patties without being caught by PJ Berri

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We see Endless grabbing them and walking passing Berri with Culdee seeing that

Culdee: How?! Time to see the POV googles!

We see PJ Berri view of Endless with him holding nothing

Culdee: PJ BERRI I SEE A QUAD PATTY UP ENDLESS ASS!

PJ Berri: THAT SON OF A BOTCH!

PJ Berri rushes over and mauls Endless allowing Culdee to grabs the quad patties and make a getaway for it

Culdee: Clever Endless, but I’m cleverer!

Culdee gets run over by Sonia’s motorcycle with her having ear buds in it.

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Endless: 40

Culdee: 38

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CHALLENGE 74: Survive the Shrekapocalypse

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We see Endless rushing before getting hit by nails which well nailed him to a post

Culdee: Look he has cheesecake!

The Shreks rushes over and mauls Endless who screams

Culdee: Now…

Suddenly an elevator to space appears and Culdee enters it and exits to a lounge room

Culdee (Singing): Now we’re playing god. No one can stop us now we’re playing god

We hear Culdee singing and Endless screams as the sun rises overhead with Culdee putting on sunglasses

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Endless: 40?

Culdee: 39

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CHALLENGE 75: Insult Dreamcaster and try to survive

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Endless: You the Jersey Devil but you might as well be washed up on it’s shore! I seen fucking child’s drawings more scary than this! You look like a skeleton bathe in red dye! Also Dreamcaster? Wow at least after the Dreamcaster Saga is over it be fitting for a dead man and a dead console!

Culdee: You suck and your saga is never gonna be finished?!

Endless runs off

Dreamcaster: So you benign to your fate

Culdee: You realize Endless is getting away, I’m mortal which means it wouldn’t be as drawn out and entertaining compared to me, so do you want to waste you time in something that be over fast or savor something you can draw out?

Dreamcaster: Ok I now your playing me but your right.

Dreamcaster teleports to Endless and stabs him in the crotch and does it again and again as we cut to Culdee driving off

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Endless: 40?

Culdee: 40

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CHALLENGE 76: Enter a maze and avoid getting sprayed with bug spray by Maggie and Lacey Ladybug while trying to find your way out!

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We see the two running in before Culdee hits a stone wall and Maggie drops down

Culdee: Hey we can work this out

Maggie: Like what?

Culdee: Really want Endless to win this can go either way you know by taking me out you could easily tip the scales in his favor, now tell me do you want him to have another thing to brag about?

Maggie: I know your playing me but your right.

Maggie goes off as Culdee runs as we see Endless being cornered by the two

Maggie: Any las-

The two get slapped and Endless grabs bug spray and a lighter and sends it out lighting the two on fire and than destroying the bug spray and going off as we cut to nighttime with the two still lost

Culdee: Ok so where the fuck am I?

Endless blows up the maze

Endless: In hell I guess?

Culdee: Huh a lot less blazing than I expected

Endless: Still my heart is blazin-

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Endless: 41

Culdee: 41

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CHALLENGE 77: Eat Lifty’s secret ingredient

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We see the two looking over a vat and both vomiting into it and running off

Lifty: Eh it adds flavor I suppose.

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Endless: 41

Culdee: 41

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Culdee: Endless look I caught up to you.

Endless: It’s only a matter of time before I out do you.

Culdee: Really it’s not over yet.

Endless: That what you think and yes it’s not over yet!

We see the two doing hurdles with books in hand, them swimming from a great white shark, and the two dancing with fruit on them

We cut to the two on sides of a boxing ring

RH: It’s not over yet we go to the final event, the ever classic rap battle who will take it, Endless of Endless Productions?

We see Endless with a smirk.

RH: Or Culdee of Cardigan Productions?

We see Culdee with a glare in his eyes

RH: Alright? Begin!

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FINAL CHALLENGE: RAP BATTLE

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Culdee: C to the U to the L to the two D’s to the double E!

That a name you should need to know.

I’m a sexy ass man from head to toe.

Don’t want to be rash but your character trash.

Having a tantrum and being a horrible hash.

Being mad over something so petty.

You really just need to be deck by a yeti.

You really just need you for spike be put through your neck.

Think you can win, You should just take a rain check.

Endless: What oh No I’m worried: if I were your sister.

But I’m not with your raps being more shitty than your stories.

At least with my delays it only a few.

I say your a good writer but we both know it ain’t true.

Culdee: That’s it you bastard

I should just obliterate you with a Waluigi Launcher.

Endless: That doesn’t even rhyme, hell even rhymezone could come up with better raps.

Culdee: When did they say to talk during my part

Endless: Well excuse me if that had put in less heart than a Disney remake, really your raps are fake.

Culdee: Coming from a Gray with no life Douche, I just have you go swoosh!

Endless: Hypocrite, coming from a FNaD and waste his life on her, yes the irony isn’t lost but it’s clearly is lost on you!

Culdee: Why can’t you realize we could care less of you madness, can’t you just bite the bullet!

Endless: Rich, considering how you had Fellet did that?

Culdee: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Culdee tackles Endless out of the arena leading to the two being on the streets with the two getting up and Endless punching Culdee before being punched by him delivering a couple punches before getting headbutted by Endless a few times before getting a mini uppercut to send Endless going backwards with Culdee going after that but being kicked by Endless who there after does a roundhouse kick but Culdee backhands Endless and use that as leeway into two punches sending them to the bridge thing on top of a highway (Endless: You really need to Google things it ain’t hard writer, and Yes I’m breaking the Fourth wall in narration!) with the two going up the steps with Culdee grabbing Endless leg sending the latter to come down before the two get up and Culdee punches Endless before the latter retaliates by headbutting Culdee a couple times but Culdee quickly recovers and punches Endless a few times sending him on a moving truck with Endless waving goodbye at Culdee before Culdee was on the next one with him jumping on top of the truck to land on Endless leading to continue the fight.

The two punch the other on the truck with Endless punching Culdee off of it with him holding onto the ladder with driver noticing that but that lead to him noting to late of the bridge being up with him steering to avoid only serving to avoid hitting a tow boat for a few more seconds with Endless and Culdee grabbing a helicopter (well Culdee grabbing onto Endless who was grabbing onto the helicopter, but still) with the truck landing in the tow boat causing it to blow up

Culdee climbs up to Endless to get to the helicopter with two fighting each other before noticing they’re heading towards an office building with us entering it

Office Guy 5: Hey I need these by Friday

Office Guy 65: Is that gonna give us enough time to cross check th-

Culdee and Endless breaks through the glass with them rolling through a cubicle with the two still punching one another before Culdee tackles Endless into a copying machine bashing his head against it to no avail with Endless punching Culdee a few times before Culdee just slams the top of it down onto Endless multiple times sending out photos of Endless with more blood on each photo with him seemingly down with Culdee going out of the hole he made

Culdee (Breathing heavily): Douchebag made fun of my sis-

Endless lunges on Culdee putting him in half half Nelson and half choke hold with Culdee moving around to try and get Endless off of him but that leads to the two falling out of the window onto the ground with Endless cushioning the fall for Culdee but sending blood over the place before the latter gets up and walks off but Endless gets up as we cut to Culdee walking to his house

Culdee: Hey Lil’ Fred.

Lil Fred: *Honk* *Honk* (Did you ever think you’ve gone too far?)

Culdee: Really I think I didn’t go far enough really, he’d been doing this like for one year without any comeuppance the closest thing he got was something he wasn’t even phased by, ok?

Endless lunges tackling Culdee on the sidewalk with the two getting up and Culdee seeing Endless glaring before the two go at with Endless throwing a couple punches but Culdee maneuvering around them with him punching Endless in the gut two or so times before Endless attempts to do an uppercut but Culdee dodges and goes in to punch Endless some more by Endless punches Culdee in the jaw than the gut knocking him back before Culdee punches Endless in the faces once or twice with Endless after that doing an uppercut and continue to punch Culdee into the streets.

Endless continues to does this but Culdee fights back doing an exchange of punches with neither getting the edge as cars swerve out of their way crashing into lampposts, each other, and so forth leading to them blowing up before one with the driver being Sonic not having enough time to get out of the way hitting the two leading to both crashing through the windshield only not inside the car besides their heads due to the two trying to throw the other out with Culdee at the moment having his arm around Endless neck using his other arm to punch him a couple times before Endless headbutts him once or twice before using one arm to grab him hold him up than punch him before the two go back at it exchanging punches with that causing Parappa to not notice the train tracks and train up ahead with it hitting the car sending the two on the train and Sonic’s car blowing up

Sonic: MY CAR! Know what I’m alive with basically no injuries, wait wasn’t I supposed to be disable, Meh this is an Endlesspossibilities work, it likely because he forgot about that, so I should too and never mention it again for my dignity

We cut to the two users on with both rushing with both giving a punch at the same time knocking both back, with the two than at it again giving punches at the other face with Endless than trying to ram him but Culdee holding both hand together to hitting Endless in the back causing him to let go allowing Culdee to punch him two times before on the third Endless catches it and punch Culdee back than in the gut than kick him in the back of the head before the two exchange punches some more before Endless knocks Culdee down and tries to kick him than crush his head beneath his feet before Culdee throws the two off of the train and onto a hand car

The two get up with each other pushing down and giving a punch with it going from Culdee throwing one to Endless throwing one to. Culdee throwing one, etc, etc, etc before the hand car quite literally goes off the rails with the two going down an hill with the two still punching each rolling down the mentioned hill and off a cliff and onto a cruise ship crashing through a table

The two continue to fight with Endless knocking Culdee back before switching around with Culdee knocking Endless back and the two into an orchestra group with the two hitting each with violins and their instruments before Culdee tries to do a downward slam with a larger one ends up cracking the floor sending the two falling into it into the mechanics of the shop itself with the two fighting with a dodged punch, Culdee hits the speed lever thing… (once again no idea on the mechanisms of a cruise ship.

Endless: Stop that it’s breaking the flow from the fight! I’m pretty sure the audience is tired with you!

Ok…)

…Hitting it to fill causing the cruise ship to go incredibly fast plowing through the harbor entering the city destroying the streets, buildings, and killed likely hundreds upon hundreds of people before eventually hitting through an airport than stopping with the hull completely destroyed and only the steel beams is being shown inside with that leading to the two users exiting continuing to brawl with Culdee delivering two punches on Endless leading to them an aircraft from an Indiana Jones movies going in a circlebefore Endless than gets the upper hand by punching Culdee than putting him in an neck hole like before but, Culdee bites on Endless arm causing the latter to let go but it leads to him punching Culdee but Culdee punches back giving a couple of blows but Endless retaliates knocking him a few times giving an uppercut knocking Culdee to the ground with Endless about to deliver the final punches before aircraft goes around with the blades hitting Endless as we cut to a bit away with his blood hitting the pavement and plane with Culdee rolling away from the craft.

Culdee gets up and walks into the sunset but Endless arm twitches and we see him getting up with his eyes blazing with anger before cutting to Culdee entering his house and sitting down in the kitchen’s table with Lil Fred and Human Meggy there

Culdee: Is that hot coco?

Human Meggy: Yes.

Culdee: Thanks for that, you never believed my day I had to deal with a jackas- Aw Crap.

We cut to the window. Seeing Endless up and glaring at Culdee before lunging and tackling Culdee throw the window causing them to enter the hallway with Culdee hitting a wall under a picture of him and his sister with Endless punching Culdee once or twice before bashing his head against the wall before Culdee uses the picture as an impromptu weapon smashing it through Endless’s head before going to do a couple punches before kicking Endless off of him before the two return to exchanging blows before Endless is knocked out of the house through a window with Culdee following in suit grabbing a glass shard with the first slashing cutting Endless, the second being dodged, the third being stabbed in Endless abdomen, before Endless gets a bit of the blood on his finger and licks it (somehow.

Endless: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!)

Before Endless rushes and knocks the glass shard out of Culdee’s hand and delivering a punch than grabbing him then punching him a couple more before knocking him away but than punching through a mailbox which Culdee uses the bring it down breaking it causing Endless to scream with Culdee using it to punch Endless before Endless grabs Culdee and lifts him than rips the Mail box in half from it using it as a weapon holding the wood as a handle

Endless whacks Culdee with it a few times with each time damaging the mailbox before breaking with Culdee using that to punch Endless with Endless punching him back entering another exchange of blows before the two fall through a manhole entering into the sewers with the two still punching one another

The two hit the sewage water with both going up splashing one another before eventually going back to attacking with Culdee punching than Endless trying to drown Culdee before he gets out of that by a punch with Endless punching him before an alligator comes up with Culdee grabbing it and Endless punching it a few times before it bites Endless with Culdee using that as an opportunity to punch the Alligator doing so multiple times with Endless joining in on the attack before Endless slams both fists on the head or face of it before it goes belly up with Endless using it as a flail hitting Culdee around six times before throwing the “flail” away going to drown Culdee but leading to both going under than back to surface with Endless punching Culdee than Culdee punching Endless before the two exits it going over what would be a waterfall of waste with the two going up the latter still exchanging blows on the way up before going into a subway

The two still continue to fight with Endless using the manhole cover the hit Culdee who at one attack dodges and punches Endless having him lose grip on it sending it flying with a subway stopping the two enter on it with Culdee punching Endless leading to his head being out as the door closes leaving him stuck as the train leaves having him hit the steel beams injuring him a bit while Culdee pummels him torso before the former opens the door manually and tackles Culdee leading to the two attacking one another going through the passengers before going through to other cars who the two pummeling each other going through another horde of passengers going through another car attacking one another with puppet Joseph with a boom box with Culdee grabbing and hitting it on top of Endless head as the latter tries to lunge at Culdee wi5 the two returning to battle with Endless doing a punch to the balls but Culdee doing a kick than the two punching at one another before Endless do a half full Nelson and half choke hold with the two exiting the car and entering another one leasing to the front knocking the operator through the glass running him over with and less pushing up one lever causing the subway to go faster.

Culdee grabs a fire extinguisher and bashes Endless with it before using it to send foam into Endless face letting go of Culdee before the latter throws the former overhead as the subway goes out of control before going off the rails exiting another subway entering going through people and through the staircase into the streets damaging cars and buildings with the two being sent out of it.

The two get up and continue to battle with two going back and forth, Culdee punching Endless, Endless punching Culdee, Endless doing a headbutt, Culdee punching Endless and the two going to a construction site with a wooden square containing bricks was being lowered as the two get on it with the two chucking bricks at one another with one knocking Endless off but he grabs onto a ledge and goes to the other side kicking Culdee onto the steel beams with the two punching one another like usual

Worker 575: My son go into Yale.

Worker 686: Ah. Good. What’d he do, go to Twitter and cancel someone?

Worker 575: Can’t you let me have anything?

The two users rush over knocking the two off and some cement blocks which lands on the beam which acts like seesaw sending Culdee and Endless through the air with the two continuing to punch one another before hitting an plane with a message at the back with both going through the seat sending the pilot into the air with them continuing to punch one another with the two punching before Culdee grabs Endless bashes his head against the bottom of the two wings before Culdee rips out of joystick thing and hits Endless with it before Endless grabs a cobra which the two throws off with Endless going up on the top wings as Culdee follows suits lunging on top of Endless punching him with the two stopping to hold onto the plane as it does a nose dive, before than hitting on another with Culdee doing the smack down before the plane hits a Ferris wheel getting trapped in a steel beam as the thing keeping it from going off get ripped off causing the wheel to well wheel off

The Ferris wheel goes across town destroying cars as Endless and Culdee climbs upward with the two punching and kicking one another before getting on top and running across the cars punching one another at one point knocking Endless into one before it goes around leading to Culdee getting punched by Endless before getting put in an half nelson choke hold by Culdee who gets punched by Endless before it hits an holiday inn causing the entire before the two gets up and Endless launches Culdee into a restaurant with the two knocking a couple out.

The two get up with Endless delivering the first blow before Culdee grabs him and brings him down to kick him a few times before Endless punches him and puts him in a choke hold, before getting elbowed in the gut, Culdee throws a bit of cash onto the check before going back and punching Endless some more before Endless punches Culdee in the gut than the face with the two throwing punches knocking paintings with the two hitting the other with chairs with Culdee throwing Endless into the bartender destroying his place thing before Endless gets up and grabs a bottle and hits Culdee with it than punches Culdee some more, we see Culdee grabbing Endless and throwing him onto a table and hitting him before Endless punches Culdee getting up with the two entering the kitchen knocking out a waiter.

The two continue to Duke it out knocking cooks, damaging their pots when they used it as shields and weapons, and Endless using a chef’s knife to get a slash on Culdee who after the first one than uses a rolling pin to block it than punching Endless and knocking him on the head with the rolling pin knocking the knife out of his hands than sending silverware into Endless which did nothing with the latter punching Culdee a couple times before kicking him away onto the stoves grabbing an electric knife with Endless turning it on like it was a razor inching it to Culdee’s throat with Culdee trying to grasp something and getting a boiling pot of water causing Endless to run of in pain letting go of the knife and Culdee with the latter running at Endless with pot still in tow beating him with the pot in the head sending blood over the place before denting the pot enough it breaks with Endless on the ground not moving an inch with Culdee stumbling off into the sunset with Endless getting up.

Culdee walks to the wiki building seeing his car

Culdee: How did I forget about this

Culdee gets in and drives off before pulling into the curb of his house opening the door which hits Endless on a bicycle sending him into the pavement with the two glaring at one another again

Both run at each other with both getting a punch at the same time, with the two fighting with Endless mostly knocking Culdee back before the two enter a military surplus before hearing a couple more punches and a scream from an old man before the two bash out of the window with Endless getting a grenade and hitting the pin off of it but Culdee tackles Endless sending the grenade away and into a Starbucks with us seeing Parappa looking at Sunny in a booth

Parappa: (Alright this is the day I ask out Sunny and reveal to her my true feelings. Besides what the worse that can happen besides being embarrassed for a few days?)

The building explodes destroying the place and sending Parappa into the air

Parappa: AHHHHHH!!!! (I didn’t wake up to expect this!)

We see the two users punching each other at a bus stop before entering it with the two continuing to punch another with Endless dodging Culdee blows which just ends up hitting the driver causing him to swerve into fire hydrants, cars, buildings, and so forth as we see the two knock out the drive before continuing their fight with Endless grabbing someone’s luggage and used it as an hammer bashing it on Culdee’s head before Culdee rolls past Endless before kicking him in the balls causing him to drop the luggage before Culdee punches Endless but than the two get sent flying out of the truck when it goes inside an airport and hits a support beam sending the two into a waiting area

Culdee: Get out my airport. Wait.

The two resume their fight with Endless doing a left hook staggering Culdee but Culdee than delivers a jab to Endless gut than does an uppercut sending him back before the two go up an escalator with the two exchanging punches while walking up it knocking people off of it before getting on the second with Endless throwing Culdee overhead into a gift shop but Culdee gets up throwing multiple small glass bottles which has “for polluted areas use this” hitting Endless momentarily stunning him with Culdee rushing and like a bull hits Endless in the gut doing a headbutt knocking him through the railing with Culdee doing a WWE pose than body slamming Endless before being kicked off as the two continue to exchange blows ended up punching out some staff and boarding a plan with them hitting each with confiscated belongings (A replica of a master sword, a toy water pistol, and dvd of Jack and Jill) before entering the plane which proceeds with takeoff.

Culdee knocks Endless into a flight attendant with him grabbing some brevages hitting Culdee with it before sending the cart into Culdee and the two into the pilots room punching one another but both dodged the other punches with one knocking out the pilot and co-pilot respectively with the two taking turns at bashing the others head on the controls causing the plane to go around where they begin crashing into several buildings with the two getting out of the door before continuing to brawl

Endless grabs Culdee pinning him and punching him in the face five or so times, before Culdee knocks Endless off with the two taking turns at punching one another with both going for an uppercut at the same time with Culdee’s connecting as did Endless with Endless basically Culdee punches through the lower half of Endless mouth as he get punched away by Endless with it connecting with Culdee’s chin causing him to lose many teeth with both knocking each other back before continuing punching with Culdee knocking Endless back and into a flamethrower next to an army supply truck as Culdee grabs a piece of a ruble as Endless grabs the flamethrower and torches Culdee momentarily lifting him ablaze before stopping as Culdee throws a piece of rubble knocking Endless back with the two continuing to punch one another before Culdee jumps on Endless stomping on his head multiple times sending blood across the place before violently twisting it and ripping his head off before stopping and going back to his truck before looking over himself seeing his clothes torn, scorched, and bloodied with most of his pants destroyed and his shirt being more of a worn down no buttons jacket

Culdee: Should get my dry cleaning and change into it, at least my underwear is surprisingly intact lucky I went with red today.

Culdee goes into his car and drives off as Endless head reattached itself with him opening his eyes and than glaring

Izuru: Endless?

Endless turns and see Izuru in a car near a DMV

Endless: Hi Izuru how long have you been here.

Izuru: Do you just want a drink.

Endless: After all of this crap? Yes.

Endless goes inside the car as we cut to Culdee driving around and parking near a bar

Culdee: Ok this is the reunion spot my old friends from when back than in Minnesota are at, gosh, I love spouting random exposition really let me relax after all of this fighting I’ve been doing today

Culdee in the bar and we cut to Culdee exiting it

Culdee: Wow, and I thought Endless was bad.

Culdee enters his car looking in the rear view mirror as he backs out incidentally hitting a car in front of him with Culdee opening the door and getting out

Culdee: O-Oh Buddy I’m sorry!

We see the door open revealing Endless

Izuru: Thanks a lot pal, it took me three weeks to get this back!

The two glare at one another with Endless lunging at Culdee and ripping his car door off his car

Izuru: THREE WEEKS!

We see the two fumbling around as the car door was still in midair before the two was on top of it with Endless delivering the first few punches before being choked by Culdee and thrown off, as Endless gets up he gets bashed in the head by Culdee holding the ripped off car door before smashing Endless over head with him going through the window than Culdee punching him back before getting a few head butts to the face before getting kicked into an ice cream truck causing Puppet Junior, Puppet Joseph, And Puppet Cody run off in feats Endless enters the ice cream truck and puts it in drive as it sends out Screwball

Screwball: YOU BASTARD! AND WHY DO I GET DEJA VU!

We see Goodman being sent flying and hitting Screwball and Bad,an rushing after Goodman with an on fire sword

Next we see Endless trying to run over Culdee with him hearing the truck bumping over something before seeing Culdee got on the truck and punching through the windshield punches Endless a couple times before the latter dodges a punch and drives forward to crash into a soda truck with Culdee avoiding getting rammed by jumping onto the rear view mirror with the ice cream truck going out of control with one punch given to by Culdee Endless swerves and causes the Ice Cream Truck to topple before hitting a lamppost with the two going out as the Plush and Puppet versions of Junior, Joseph, and Cody grabs the Ice Cream spilling out of the truck as Culdee and Endless continue to fight before entering into an alleyway with the two exchanging blows before Endless bashes Culdee against the bricks of a building before being thrown away by Culdee with us seeing Spongebob on a circular time machine

Spongebob Well, now I’ve seen what the creators of Coconut Fred have been taking.

Endless knocks Sponebob away and lands on top of the time machine as Culdee throws a trash can at Endless who ducks before being dog piled on by Culdee as the punch each other in rapid succession as the time machine activates

The Old West

18?? (No Idea)

We see Indians firing bows and arrows at a couple being carried by two horses as a hole is created and Endless and Culdee fall sending the man out of the carriage[?], Culdee and Endless continue to punch one another as an Indian jumps into with spear in hand as does another along with one who jumps on Culdee before being thrown off taking the woman along with him as the wooden wheel hits a rock causing it to break off from the horses to a cliff side with the Indians falling off and going to a train before being hit by a delorean, landing on top of it with Scott driving it in old western garb looking up mouthing “What The Hell?”

Endless deliver a right hook as Culdee punches Endless than choking him while punching him as the Delorean reaches 88 miles per hour while the train reaches at the end of the tracks as the entire thing disappears going into the future as the car goes into the present stopping sending Culdee and Endless through a billboard advertising a toothbrush landing beyond it before continuing their fight with both punching, dodging, and so forth before going through some glass doors of a laboratory with the two punching away scientists and Culdee using a beaker to smash over Endless head but that does Jack as the two enter the cloning facility

We see the two punching one another knocking out a female scientist with her pulling down a lever turning the thing on as the two still fighting one another enters as the door closes as multiple clones are created with each being sent out and wrecking havoc to kill the one based off of the other with it quickly overwhelming the facility with multiple damaging equipment causing an explosion to happen sending the sphere the original Culdee and Endless were in flying through the air before squashing some astronauts with Endless tackling Culdee through the glass with each of them rolling into the doors as the door closes and the Rocket lifts off

The two fall to the very bottom of Rocket (the room their in anyway.) with that causing Culdee to hold back vomiting before the Rocket enters space causing the two to go into zero gravity with Culdee quickly punching Endless tearing offf a decent chunk of flesh, with Endless delivering a punch to Culdee’s gut causing Endless to go in circles and Culdee to do the same thing before Endless kicks Culdee who grabs the leg and throws Endless into the control panel room with the two punching one another before Culdee punches Endless away and rips off the control stick and bashes Endless on the head with it and sending him into the control panel damaging some of it’s controls causing it to be sent flying and hitting an satellite blowing it up and sending the astronauts stationed into space without helmets with their heads soon enough exploding through decompression

We see the two continue to punch one another as the Rocket enters orbit with them hitting the top feeling the force as Culdee vomits going over the entirety of his face and Endless face as the Rocket hit an oil rig causing an explosion with the two getting out of the burning wreck continuing to fight punching another, going to the edge before Endless knocks Culdee into a valve and bashing his head against it before Culdee spins it unleashing some steam directly into Endless face leading him to yell in pain as Culdee runs off with Endless following in suit as Culdee grabs a giant wrench and bashes it into the side of Endless head and doing it again but being caught by the latter who kicks Culdee in the nuts and then slams the wrench into Culdee’s face sending the user back spitting out some blood and continuing to beat Culdee with the wrench sending Culdee into a bunch of oil drums as Endless rushes over to hit Culdee but hitting the chains instead with Culdee punching Endless sending the wrench away and him into the chains as Culde pushes up a lever causing the chains to go up as Culdee goes up on a hook pushing the green button causing to hook to go up also.

Culdee jumps off on a pathway to see Endless using a chain with a hook at the end like a lasso which goes around Culdee’s arm with the latter grabbing the chain and pulling Endless forward than delivering a punch sending him back into the Crane with sending the chain with the hook hoping the hook would be embedded in Endless head but the target quickly move out of the way with the hook hitting the crane’s door instead with Culdee ripping it out to do it again but being punched by Endless stunning him as he climbs the Crane as Culdee goes up after him before Endless kicks him a couple times before Culdee punches Endless in the groin before Culdee gets up wrapping the chain around Endless neck and trying to choke him out with it with Endless putting his hand in the fire igniting it and pressing it to Culdee’s left eye momentarily blinding him in that eye causing him to run away

As Culdee regains sight he gets punched by Endless not flaming hand and gets sent back a few inches than another one than the third one sending Culdee near the edge as Endless punches Culdee rapidly with the flaming fist drawing blood and getting Culdee to spit out a bit of his teeth and Endless grabbing the chain with the flaming hand and Culdee seeing the buttons he used earlier and tries to press it as Endless brandishes the chain with the Crane moving Culdee uses that to kick Endless off of the Crane with Culdee holding onto the edge of it sending Endless down as the chain gets caught in a tree branch hanging him with Endless trying to climb up before the chain breaks in half and Endless fall into a piece of rebar piece ring through his groin to his shoulder bending over to the shuttle’s rockets with Endless that and trying to put out his flaming hand but that just caused it to light the rockets causing it to blast into Endless face and at the oil rig causing it to go into the sea with Culdee letting go of the Crane being hit by the Crane underwater with the rig exploding and us seeing Culdee going up a few miles away from it with him grabbing a piece of driftwood and getting to shore and walking off into the sunset as we cut to underwater seeing Endless get up opening his eyes in pain

We see Culdee walking stumbling around before reaching the White House

Culdee: How is that possible!? Isn’t this supposed to be guarded? Maybe I should go in and say hello to the President

We cut to inside

Security Guard 1000: Kamala there’s an intruder outside.

Kamala: Let him in, we’ll have him be the fall guy for what happen to poor old Biden.

Security Guard 1000: Whatever you say Vice President.

Kamala: No call me miss President.

Security Guard 1000: Whatever gets food on the table for me.

We cut to Culdee walk forwards before turning around to see a helicopter drop from the sky and land with stairs going out with Endless walking down them

Culdee: What The Endless what you doing here, how are you here I get immortality but that should’ve at the least knocked you out!?

Endless: Came across a naval base that went to investigate the crash and a bit of bribery of an intern or what lower ranking person was there and here I am to kick your ass!

Culdee: Seriously we went through like what Five Chicken Fights, well 6 if you count that one game but I digress! Is there anymore!

Endless: More than anything you could’ve given to Fellet.

Culdee: Yep I’m pissed let’s continue.

Both glare at one another before Endless jumps on Culdee punching him three times before Culdee punches him off and kicking him over and going to do it again before being punched in the groin as Endless gets up reeling back a punch before Culdee punches Endless and then roundhouse kicks him into the helicopter which he then grabs a golf club and rushes over for Culdee to dodge and pushing Culdee back

Private Dick: Culdee catch!

Culdee: How do you know my name? Did you take a look at my underwear!

Culdee gets hit in the head by a golf club before catching it and enters a golf club fencing match against Endless, with the latter on the ack first striking but Culdee defending with the two going to attack but then defending from the other’s attack continuing at a impass with the two going backwards with both pushing against one another the get the edge as we see three members of the FBI with them bringing out popcorn

We see the two slide to a part of the field before the two push back and strike hard but it bending the two golf clubs together with both trying to pull apart with Culdee kicking Endless away before getting punched in the gut then the face and a hook with Culdee retaliating by a punch to the face three times before getting punched and putting Endless in a choke hold before Endless throws Culdee overhead with Endless running at Culdee with Culdee bracing for impact as the two go past the FBI agents and into the White House into a room with paintings

The two continue punching one another leading them out of the room, going past people who doesn’t bat an eye as the two continue to punch one another as Culdee goes for a punch which Endless ducks punches Culdee stunning him and Endless grabbing a painting of Barack Obama and using it as a makeshift bat to send Culdee flying away with the painting breaking in two as Endless shrugs as Culdee does a lunge kick sending Endless away and Culdee looks at the in two painting and shrugs as Endless rams Culdee into another room which Culdee bashes his head against the door and into a grandfather clock, and going over the president’s desk with Endless bashing Culdee head against one button which sends out a beep with a waiter coming a drugged up child on a silver platter with Endless doing that multiple times sending multiple people with the same thing on silver plates before Endless bashes Culdee head against the other button sending out missiles before having him bash Culdee’s head against the other button multiple times before throwing Culdee away into a cut with us seeing President (at the time in case of future readers) Biden and Kamala Harris wearing Emperor Palapatine’s robe’s, with the two fighting in the background with both punching and Endless using a flagpole as a spear causing Culdee to duck and weave around it before Endless jabs at Culdee who dodges and ends up having the flag going through Biden’s head with him falling over dead

Kamala: Took awhile, now time for feminist to rule the world and make men our sla-

Endless kicks Culdee back knocking Kamala over some rails with her falling to her presumable death al a Palpatine’s death at Return of the Jedi

Culdee: Yeah you don’t know anything about them.

Endless: Shut up!

Endless jumps at Culdee sending the two into a cut with them with it being in front of the thing with the huge shallow pool thing (you know the one because I don’t know the actually name.

Endless: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!)

We see Endless and Culdee with battling with bystanders screaming in terror with them entering the Olympian size shallow pool with the two running at one another delivering gut punches and hooks at their enemy with them going to the left side with Endless having the edge before reaching the edge of the pool and whaling on Culdee before a police officer tries to break them up with Culdee quickly grabbing his tape activating it and forcing it to hit Endless crotch electrocuting all and causing a huge explosion sending the two into the air and into the parliament building crashing through some people with both getting up with Culdee kicking Endless than throwing a punch than throwing him over head with Culdee throwing a chair at Endless who bends over backwards narrowly dodging it with the two rushing at one another with Culdee punching Endless getting one half to cheer, with Endless punching Culdee doing the same to the other half.

We see them exit the building and across the town with people getting out of their way with cars crashing into things before eventually reaching Smithsonian: National Air and Space Museum with the two still punching one another entering the building throwing Endless throw a glass window as we see Badman and his son with headphones jacked to a tape as the two users continue to battle in the background

Recording on Tape: Making Neil Armstrong the first man to walk on the moon, who knows maybe someone listening to this will be the first villain to walk on the moon?

Badman looks at his son with a smile as we cut to the outside with the two exiting through planes with the flying at one another with both glaring at one another but continuing to fly before Endless turns around and flies at Culdee

Endless: AHHH!!!

Culdee: AHHH!

Endless: NAHHH!!!

Culdee: BAK!!!

Endless: PAPER!

Culdee: MISSILE!

We see the two hit the other plane but than a missile from earlier hits them sending them flying off landing at the sidewalk of Culdee house with both on the ground before Culdee forces himself up as does Endless

Endless (Panting): Culdee how long can you continue, I can regenerate all day and you wouldn’t be a smudge closer to landing a long lasting scratch on me.

Culdee (Panting): I won’t stop, till I win.

Endless (Panting): Then put you money where you mouth is then because I’m not done!

Culdee (Panting): Neither am I!

We see Izuru and Human Meggy behind them with Mariofan and RH (and June)

June: Should we stop them.

Izuru: Nope at this rate they should soon enough collapse from exhaustion

Announcer: FINAL ROUND! ENGAGE!

Endless lunges on top of Culdee before both gets up with Endless punching Culdee getting a nosebleed out of him as Culdee responds in kind punching Endless in the face six times before Endless punches back with both punching one another at the same time doing the same right hook knocking both back with Endless recovering and punching Culdee twice before Culdee punches back with both giving out punches before Endless tries to grab Culdee before getting hit in the back dropping Culdee’s damaged pants to the ground

Human Meggy (Offscreen): Huh nice.

Culdee pulls said pants up before going back but Endless tipping Culdee over having him land on the ground before the latter kicks the former in the face and getting up with both giving a few punches before Endless goes to choke Culdee before he chokes Endless and then both kick the other in the groin which forces the two back

Culdee (Panting): That all you could do? My Orphanage caretaker can choke a bastard out.

Endless (Panting): So you’re the main one to get choked out, how am I not surprised?

Culdee rushes forward and hits Endless in the face with his face caving it in before punching him in the gut sending the caved in skull back to what it was before the two punch the other again before Endless dodges a punch but Culdee goes forward with knee in front hitting Endless sending the two forward before the two punch one another going to a bus stop and going through the children except Boko and Lily who steps back to only get hit forward by the bus which opens it’s doors with Culdee delivering a punch sending Endless in the bus knocking out Brooklyn Guy from the bus with Culdee rushing in but getting kick back by Endless who gets up along with Culdee with the former shutting the door multiple times damaging Culdee’s neck before stopping and putting the thing in drive with Culdee hitting the stop sign and dragged across the road at the side of building scrapping against them before swerving and hitting more cars in in before hitting a great oak which Culdee hits and fall out of the bus

Endless: Gotcha.

We hear a bump on the top with Endless seeing it’s Culdee with him going through the windshield to do a lunge kick hitting the side of Endless face before punching Endless a couple times than putting him in a choke hold

Endless: Hey knock it off there’s a kid back there!

We look to the very back to see Jeffy

Jeffy: Hehe I’m in danger.

The bus swerves launching Jeffy out the window with Endless and Culdee taking turns at punching one another with them driving past “U Dum Middle Sckool?” To Pensacola’s power plant as a worker goes out trying to get their attention with a truck tipped over sending razor wire out but it falling on deaf’s ears as the bus drives over it popping the wheels causing it to swerve back and forth before toppling over as the two like in zero g before continue to brawl punching one another kicking, punching, and a karate chop before the bus hits the plant screeching into it going through several pipes before Culdee gets punched out with Endless lunging after Culdee but getting punched before getting up and continue punching each other

The two continue to a hallway both punching before Culdee catches a kick and sends Endless through a doorway with both continuing to punch one another before Culdee dodges a punch and elbows an uppercut sending Endless back before ripping open a cabinet with a label saying “Bought replica awards to make myself feel better than what I’m really am.” with Endless throwing multiple at Culdee knocking him back with three that Culdee dodged embedding themselves into the wall behind him before dodging another which goes through the doorway and into some controls sending out radiation with alarms going off and a voice saying meltdown

Culdee: Well shit.

Multiple explosions go off before a hole opens sending the two through the building and into a vat of toxic waste before Endless flies out of it with skin melting off to reveal his skin underneath it and Culdee skeleton floating before his flesh grows back but green and radioactive and growing buff

Culdee: Woah.

Endless uppercuts Culdee sending him through the building and flies after him as Culdee after regaining his footing flies at Endless with both holding out their fists with the connecting blows creating a decent sized explosion destroying a chunk of Beacontown, Roblox, and Pensacola with them flying over ahead still just beating each other up with both reeling back a punch as it connected creating a shockwave sending both back with Culdee going through the donut for dunk in donuts (Endless: Product Placement! My enemy, my ally.) and through buildings and Endless through a baseball build board, an office building with a hole in it already and another building before landing in a movie set and into a cannon with us Seeing Doofy covered in gasoline

Doofy: Remember Kids, TV violence is fine as long as you don’t show a nipple

Doofy lights a match igniting the fuse and himself with the former launcher Endless away with him flying towards a dizzy Culdee who recovers screams as Endless punches him doing rapid fire fisticuffs before Culdee fights back with us zooming into a UFO piloted by Greg and Bimbo

Greg: Ok, how am I alive, cause I remember being dead than suddenly I was in a coma and awaken by a couple people

Bimbo: Why are you asking me I was in Area 51 for 80 or so years, should we stop them I think they destroying the earth which if some schematics say it shouldn’t happen until Mariofan retires

We see Mooncake (Final Space if you ask) enters the picture

Mooncake: Mooncake.

Greg: Why do we have that in here?

We see Culdee and Endless punched themselves through the UFO sending the stuff inside out including the aliens and Mooncake with the two still hitting another with Culdee laser eyeing Endless crotch and punching it before he turns back to normal with Endless and Culdee falling grabbing onto a railing (with Endless grabbing onto Culdee) as the UFO crashes burning up in the sky breaking through the atmosphere with the two returning to punching one another before looking and seeing a giant gorge with both screaming before cutting it short with Endless punching Culdee with Culdee impulsively punching Endless doing it a few more times before returning to screaming before punching each other again and then screaming once again with the UFO going on it’s side going down like the ferries wheel from earlier going down a ramp and going into the air with the UFO in an upright position

Culdee: We’re going to make it!

Endless: Trust me we’re not

The UFO out of nowhere goes into a nosedive crashing into the side and exploding sending both users down the gorge hitting the rocky hill on the way down with the two grabbing another to deliver kidney punches before hitting the ground entirely before getting up about to attack before a giant rock falls between them before going around it with Endless going around only to be greeted by Culdee holding onto the rock swinging from it and kicking Endless away before running at him with Endless doing two kicks than a punch sending Culdee away with Endless rushing at Culdee who grabs a wooden skateboard and smashes it against Endless splintering it and ripping a bit of flesh from Endless

Culdee: Six points ya dirty son of a bitch!

Endless gives a roundhouse kick to Culdee’s head sending him backwards

Endless: Roundhouse!

We Culdee getting more mad as the two circle around each other grunting against one another before both rush at one another as it slows to a crawl as both throw a right hook with both connect for Culdee’s hook it goes through Endless check with Culdee ripping it out sending his flesh around before it reformed, for Endless hook it connects with Culdee’s jaw sending even more teeth out and us hearing a few bones cracking with both sending the other to the ground.

We see Culdee force himself up grabbing a rock slamming it on Endless hand with it being kinda slow but Endless reacts the same spazzing out as Culdee stumbles struggling to not fall and grabs a shard of the spaceship ragged and sharp picking it up gripping at with that causing it to draw blood with Culdee going to the bottom and using it as a baseball bat hitting Endless in the face and than stepping on Endless other arm with him looking at Culdee who is about to stab Endless and just pulls his knee up fast hitting Culdee in the crotch letting slack and Endless grabbing the shard and stabbing it into it causing Culdee to spazz and foam at the mouth with Endless getting up going over to a rock picking it up about to smash it on top of Culdee’s head with Culdee seeing the UFO about to fall

Endless: Say hi to Fellet for me.

Culdee: NO, Say hi to Mayor Adam Underscore West!

Endless: That seems to just be a bunch of crackers emphasis on CRACK.

Culdee rolls out of the way as Endless sees the UFO falling and let’s out a weak explosion which does squat but send him back avoiding it with the two getting forcing themselves using the edges of the gorge to help with both limping at one another with Endless getting close weakly reeling back a punch and sending it forward sending Culdee to the wall of the gorge making a dent but Culdee gets up and limps forward barely not falling to propel a kick knocking Endless down who forces himself up with both delivering a weak punch sending both back to the wall before the two get up with Endless coating his left hand in electricity

Endless (Panting): Culdee…!

Culdee sends out lasers but directing them and circles it around interwove them to make a ball of laser growing and growing

Culdee (Panting): Endless…!

Culdee and Endless jump at another sending their lightning and laser ball at the other creating an explosion that shakes the gorge making a landslide covering it and us seeing the two barely out of the landslide and on the ground across each other with Culdee’s left hand vaporized and Endless lower half trapped by a Boulder with both exhausted

Endless: Culdee, do you think we’ve gone too far?

Culdee: A bit yes.

Endless: Yeah with what happen I’m wondering what caused all of this in the first place

Culdee: Yeah either that or the very likely explaination of me likely getting brain damage

Endless: Culdee? Are we friends?

Culdee: The best.

Endless: Good, Good, can you use you laser eyes to get me out of here and get you to a doctor I think your left hand is kinda… gone? Hopefully should be fixed by the next attack.

Culdee: Sure but you have to pick me up I think I’m suffering from exhaustion and bloodlost.

Endless: Fair, Fair.

Culdee shoots his laser eyes at the Boulder until it breaks into smaller pieces with Endless waiting a bit

Culdee: What are you waiting for?

Endless: For feeling to return to my lower half, there it is… ow.

Endless forces himself up before grabbing Culdee and hosting him up by his right arm and then the two then walk in unison to keep from falling

Endless: After things return to normal or as normal after likely being branded by terroists by killing the President and Vice President, sending a decent amount of missiles, killing many innocents, about a billon in property damages being generous, and the fact we’ve destroyed pretty much the entirety of our homes, want to have a game night?

Culdee: Sure I would love that.

Culdee and Endless limp into the now nighttime sky as we see Fatass behind them

Fatass: Worst, War of the Two, Ever.

Fatass gets laser beams to the crotch causing him to Yelp as we cut back to them limping into the night as the short ends

Trivia

 * To be added