User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFUA AFTERMATH

We cut to a logo saying Total Drama Aftermath with scribbling SFU between Drama and Aftermath as we cut to a red velvet couch with RH and June

RH: Welcome to this season’s rendition of Total SFU aftermath! I’m RH and this is June!

June: Who was in the show but was the last one eliminated, I mean at the moment

RH: And here’s the peanut gallery, the ones that didn’t make the cut of entering this season

We see Jeffy in his rapper getup chuckling, Aiden chuckling, Maguro with a Mayo jar, Raphael playing Minecraft Dungeons, Amy Rose making out with a body pillow of Sonic before looking at the camera with a glare that says “Don’t Judge Me.”, And Zoe glaring at Jeffy and Aiden

June: Human Meggy couldn’t make it, something about meeting up with her other self and getting her reinstated as an attorney. A little bad but hey that’s sometimes what we do for a living, I think.

RH: This show will have a decent amount of guests that we’ll interview the first three eliminated contestants like

We see the TV above them cutting to images of the contestants

RH: The Bitchass Eric Cartman!

Aiden/Jeffy: Heh, Bitchass.

June: The flower with the hear of gold. Sunny Funny!

RH: And the most surprising, the devious schemer, that won the first season, Izuru!

June: But before that let’s go through the classic routine with maybe a few new segments

RH: Yep let’s begin with an old one! Like That’s gonna leave a mark!

We cut to that with the first scene showing Scott’s foot being run over a limousine and him falling over in pain

We see Eric’s seat being ejected and hitting a fire hydrant which burst and sends Eric into a stop sign

Next, We see Louie and Sunny falling with Louie landing of a road block sign between his legs and Sunny hitting a sewer cover and breaking through it

We See Louie walking through a city before a brick hits him

Louie: I’m the master of the universe, mister gatekeeper!

We See Silver looking at June and throws a chair knocking her down with him grumbling about being just there to move stuff

We cut to Yumi

Yumi: Where am I?

Endless: To the closet!

Endless throws Yumi into the janitor’s closet and locks the door

Yami: I’m okay, Someone’s flesh broke my fall!

June: Yikes which was the worse, for me besides myself I have to say limousine foot run over

RH: I’ll have to say the road block nut shot.

June: And with this being the first episode we’re gonna do something different

RH: We’ll be interviewing all of them at once! Let’s start from first to most recent! Ahem, this contestants, sings about his friend’s mom being a bitch, turned a person parents to chili, and got almost unanimously voted out! It’s Eric Cartman

We see Eric Cartman coming on stage

Cartman: I WAS VOTED OFF UNFAIRLY! Also Kyle your a Jew!

Staff Member: Go to the next one!

June: And our next guest, is a chick that fight with villains on a daily basis, had a brainwashed brother as a villain, and was both voted off by a twist. It’s Sunny Funny.

Sunny: Hi everyone!

We hear the audience clapping

RH: And lastly, it’s the quick bruiser with a serious obsession with Pokemon, the sassin’ assassin, and the Victor of season 1… IT’S Izuru Harisen!

Izuru: My last name is not Harisen!

June: Anyways take a seat

Sunny: There aren’t any seats?

Suddenly seats pop up with the three being seated and then shackles being around their wrists and a metal hat thing being on their head basically an electrocution chair

June: Wanna bet?

Izuru: WHAT THE FUCK!

Sunny: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!

Cartman: You can’t do this to me!

RH: Our show, our rules, ones that are allowed by the producers anyways, but here how this will work, we’ll ask you questions, answer truthfully or correctly in a few other types of questions then nothing happens, answer falsely or you are lying than be prepare for a shock!

Cartman: I have a right to remain silence!

Sunny: This is kinda taking it too far.

Izuru: Um help?

June: If it’ll make you feel better

We see an extra seat pop up and June walking towards it

June: I’ll participate if that’ll make it easier

RH: No you can’t do that!

June: I was part of the show, so it should be fair that I have to participate

RH: Fine.

June gets in and gets strapped

RH: Ok we’ll get video calls/messages from fans, friends, enemies, and so forth, we get our peanut gallery to ask some questions, and I’ll ask some questions, and note for each lie you tell the shock will grow more and more intense, alright let’s begin with this thoughts on your elimination Cartman?

Cartman: It was bullshit!

Cartman gets shocked

Cartman: I didn’t even lie that time!

Izuru: We’ve only just started?

Cartman: Shut your mouth! But why was I shocked!

We see a remote behind RH’s back with him whistling

RH: So… your thoughts on your own elimination Sunny, ok well not exactly your own since double elimination but I digress

Sunny: While I was bummed out of having a bit of fun with the other contestants, I wasn’t mad at all.

Sunny gets a small shock

Sunny: Okay I was a little pissed when I watch to footage of Izuru but that was it and it quickly burnt out for the lack of a better word.

RH: And your thoughts Izuru.

Izuru: A little sad of being out so early, but that was under minded by me just being satisfied

RH: How so?

Izuru: I’ve accepted that I wouldn’t win another season, hell my plans just got me to the merge where I’ll play until my eventually elimination which could’ve been from the first merge elimination for all I knew, but while that fell through at the least I was outsmarted and not by someone who was Lola or Cartman for a lack of a better word

Cartman: GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

RH: What not even a little?

Izuru: Nope.

RH: So (Gulp) June your thoughts on your own elimination

June: While I was bummed out on losing the million, but I could see why they did it with my not so impressive leading for that challenge, and besides it meant I get to reunite with you.

RH: Right. Next I’ll say some of the remaining competitor’s and when I say their names give me your thoughts on them and you don’t well the results wouldn’t be really so shocking. Anyways let’s start, Junior?

Izuru: Didn’t really interact with him, but he was gullible enough to agree to the alliance, and was a jerk with a heart of gold type of deal I think that was what was going on.

Cartman: He voted for me, so he can go fuck himself.

Sunny: Kind of going to agree with Izuru besides the alliance part.

June: Didn’t really interact being on different teams and all, so I don’t really have anything to say.

RH: Boko?

Izuru: A pain, but I give him credit n making to the final eight or so last season.

June: Didn’t really interact with him.

Cartman: He voted for me so I want him to go to hell before he dies.

Sunny: Hatred.

RH: Good, Louie

Cartman (Anger): HE. VOTED. FOR. ME.

June: Once again didn’t interact with him.

Sunny: Same.

Izuru: Decently impressed with him being the main cause for my elimination.

RH: Rarity

Sunny/June: Nice enough.

Izuru: Didn’t really interact for the most part, at least not enough to really know her besides a pawn for the failed to enter the merge plan.

Cartman: VOTED FO-

Cartman gets shocked

RH: Sorry not sorry, but you were repeating, but Lola.

Izuru: While I hope she doesn’t go far, but with my experience of watching shows like this and Colonel Noodle and me being the main antagonist, she’s likely going to at the bare minimum final four hopefully not the winner.

Sunny: Yeah.

June: From what I had to deal with in the girl’s trailer I’m glad she wasn’t on my team.

Cartman: VOTE-

Cartman gets shocked

RH: Now, Belle.

Izuru: Despite her trying to backstab me, I’ll admit she was a good alliance member.

June: From what I saw last season, okay.

Sunny: I think she might have potential as a jerk with a heart of gold.

Cartman: VOTE-!

Cartman gets even more shocked with the shock surrounding the chair

RH: Scott.

Izuru: I’ll admit despite being mostly a moron, he forced my hand earlier than I had hope for in the first season and I’ll give him credit for doing that.

Sunny: Yeah, he impressed me with nearly getting you

Izuru: Also where’s the second episode? When rewatching I didn’t find it

RH: A member of the staff lost it though I think we might find it soon

Cartman: Vo…Ted… fo-

Cartman gets shocked

RH: Silver?

Izuru: Didn’t really got to know him, just saw him as a person to remove quickly during the pre merge, which I’ll give some credit for momentarily throwing a wrench in my plans.

June: Found him be good enough.

Sunny: Didn)t really got to know him.

Cartman: Vo…

Cartman gets shocked again

RH: Yumi?

Izuru: Makes good music.

Sunny: A decent friend.

June: A good teammate.

Cartman: V…O-

Cartman gets shocked again

RH: Pauline?

Izuru: Same as before besides a couple duels without my quicksilver, a good test of my skills.

June: I’m touched by her helping me recovered and go back to normal in the last challenge.

Sunny: Pretty good friend, sad for what happen with her and Colonel Noodle.

Cartman: V-

Cartman gets shocked and the chair explodes and sends him into the audience

RH: Medic!

Izuur: Good riddance as I say.

Sunny: When do you say that?

Izuru: Um… now?

RH: Anyways here where questions will be more for the individual, let’s start with Izuru now that you’ve won what did you do with the money?

Izuru: Placed it into a FDR approved bank.

RH: Why?

Izuru: You realize I live with Endless, in case we need to pay stuff off and that stuff than I get to use it, keep in mind he had a decent amount of debt, and also for in case we get kicked out, I’m pretty sure that only haven’t happened yet because the landlord is scared of what would happen if Endless gets evicted.

RH: Huh, touché. Sunny, thoughts on PaRappa?

Sunny: Uh… A pretty good hero?

RH: Are you friends or maybe more?

Sunny: Maybe?

Sunny gets shocked

RH: Ok since I don’t have any questions for June since this came out of the blue I’ll go to the next part, the contestants that weren’t in this season! Jeffy any questions for the three?

Jeffy: Do you think if I played in last season I would’ve gone farther?

Izuru: If this is about the whole million, but even than likely not, your demeanor would do you no favors at best you would’ve been second or third eliminated.

Sunny: Yeah not to sound mean, but you were kinda of a jackass for lack of a better word.

June: Yep, nothing much to say.

Jeffy flips them off

RH: Alrighty… Aiden?

Aiden: Um.. any guesses on who’ll go far in the game?

Izuru: As said before Lola, unfortunately.

Sunny: Hopefully it’s Pauline.

June: It could be anyone’s game.

RH: Next is Maguro, your question?

Maguro: Um, What game are you looking towards to play

Izuru: Either Pokemon Snap or the Diamond and Pearl remakes

Sunny: I guess Parappa’s game of the PlayStation?

June: I guess the Fire Emblem game I bought just before the game began?

RH: Alright, Raphael?

Raphael: Thoughts on Minecraft Story Mode.

Izuru: Overrated.

Sunny: Not exactly interested

June: Found it ok.

RH: Next Amy Rose?

Amy Rose is just seen ok the bleachers making sounds

Izuru: How much do you want to say she went fro making out with the body pillow to NC-17 business?

RH: I’ll skip her, Zoe?

Zoe: anything you would do different if you had the chance?

Sunny: Try to stop Izuru from using Cartman to get me voted off,

June: Not acting like a jerkass during last episode give or take if they made another one before this.

Izuru: Nothing much for me, that was my best option maybe I could’ve voted for someone else instead of Louie than go for him next but I had to go against the other two in a tie breaker though I could’ve beaten them but it’s unknown so I’m satisfied with where it stands.

RH: Ok we’re nearing the end I’ll unshackle you.

The three get out of their chairs and the said chairs retreat into the floorboards

RH: Anywords you want to say?

Izuru: Even with me gone, the game has just begun

Sunny: I mean it is the beginning of the season, that’s kinda obvious.

June: You can go to the peanut gallery.

The do just that sitting down from Amy Rose’s spot

RH: That’s it for now, what will happen before a next edition of this?

June: But tune in to Total SFU Action and this. But see you next time of….

June/RH: TOTAL SFU AFTERMATH!

The peanut gallery waves with the moans being heard with us hearing Eric Cartman in pain as the screen cuts to black. .