The Users Games

Episode 1: The Start
We see the entire SML Wiki Users in a meeting room

RH: So Trikkiboy What do you want

Trikkiboy: Well as you ALL know

User 901: Than Why you telling us if we all know

Trikkiboy: Because we need some way to dispose of exposition in this crummy thing of the SFU

User 901: That’s fair

Trikkiboy: Anywho that forums are gonna be closed in April

Endless: Yay!

Culdee: No Endless that’s a bad thing

Endless: Oh. Oh! Uh BOOO!

Trikkiboy: But they are willing not to do that under a condition

Endless: BOO!

Culdee: No Endless that’s good

Endless: Oh! Yay!

Mariofan: What’s the circumstance?

Trikkiboy: To earn 50 Million dollars.

Endless: Yay!

Culdee: Endless.

Endless: Oh um Boo?

RH: Seriously!

Trikkiboy: Any Ideas to help get 50 million dollars

Culdee: FNaF endorsement

Trikkiboy: After Endless burned down the place! We won’t have a chance!

RH: Another Iron Flower Movie

Trikkiboy: Tanked at the box office mostly everyone else called the movie bad and Sunny a Mary Sue.

RH: Oh...

InternetProblem: A lemonade stand

Trikkiboy: Decent Idea we can do that I’ll write that. Ok there any other idea

DarthSaiyan8697: A Telethon?

Trikkiboy: Also Good any other ideas

KAPFan9876: Hosting a Marathon

Trikkiboy: Not exactly as good but better than some others

Endless: Two one a singing competition with a prize

Trikkiboy: How are we gonna get the prize

Endless: Easy have the auditions cost money to get in or have people pay money to see the competition

Trikkiboy: Fair enough rough estimates

Endless: 5,000 dollars

Trikkiboy: Ok I’ll write it down. Now any more just one more

Endless raise his hand

Trikkiboy: Endless you already gave your idea

Endless: I think I should at least say the other one

Trikkiboy: Fine. But if it’s a fightin-

Endless: It’s a fighting competition!

Trikkiboy: Oh my fucking god.

Endless: We’ll have the Users with piers from Users Assemble to give RH Story a bit of a boost.

Trikkiboy: So it be You (Endless),Rh,Culdee,Mariofan,DarthSaiyan,InternetProblem,And KAPfan

Culdee: There’s Seven we need 8

Trikkiboy: I’ll feature Onion Cream as a Easy target for the first match to get more viewers in

Endless: Ok so how about we do all of them

Trikkiboy: How?

Culdee: Oh I know we have a concession stand at a stadium where we have the place and the Telethon will be the other users and do the rest

Trikkiboy: Fine So What will this be

Endless: Let Do this

Culdee: Endless, why do you always act weird in serious situations?

Endless: I don't tell you how to live YOUR LIFE!

Episode 2: The Stadium
We see the group with outside the office

Trikkiboy: Ok let do this

Endless: Yep.

Trikkiboy: Why You here?!

Endless: Well I tried to help with the rest but after two minutes with each they sent me away and after a but I went to here

Trikkiboy: You gonna ruin this

Endless: Possibly

Trikkiboy: Let Go In so I can get Thing over with

The two enters the office

Goodman: I’ll cut to the chase what do you what

Trikkiboy: A S-Small Sized Stadium.

Goodman: Why should I give this small sized stadium

Trikkiboy: Because I have your son to be executed

Goodman: I hated him anyways

Endless: We’ll give you a 1 Star review on all of your businesses

Goodman: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT! FINE! You can have it

Endless: Yay!

Goodman: Now please leave

Trikkiboy: Ok sorry Endless is a idiot

Goodman: Leave.

Trikkiboy: Ok

The two leave

Trikkiboy: Endless I hear Human Meggy on trial for murder at the courthouse down this road

Endless: Oh boy I need to see that

Endless runs down to the courthouse

Trikkiboy: Ok going to my next stop in the next chapter

Episode 3: The Audictions
Trikkiboy: Ok ready Agonzo

Agonzo: Sure

Announcer: 95 Mostly terrible auditions later

Trikkiboy: Please Let there be a ear transplant.

Agonzo: Ok So the winners are Sonic, Junior, Crystal, Meggy, And Joseph you will go onto the competition

Joseph: Yeah! I’m fucking in!

Meggy: Ok did this out of boredom but I’m glad i‘m in!

Crystal: Ditto

Junior: Get Prepared

Parappa: Insert stereotypical dialogue?

Trikkiboy: Get lost so my ears can recovered

The 5: Sure.

Episode 4: Sponsored by Hetap.
Trikkiboy: Ok put the spotlights to the left. Get the bored games to the right the phones in and the power on

User 309: Don’t tell us how to do our job

Trikkiboy: Oh than get Lost!

User 309: Fine screw you!

User 309 walks off

Trikkiboy: Everybody we’ll be on at 9 and it’s 6:30 so put your back in it

User 409: We’re users not slaves!

Trikkiboy: You signed up for this.

User 409: Still your going mad with power

Trikkiboy: I’m being a director

User 409: More like a dictator!

Trikkiboy: Don’t make use the admin sword

User 409: But this isn’t the wikia rules so you can’t exactly use it since I’m by law didn’t do anything wrong

Trikkiboy: Get Out Of here!

User 409 walks away

Trikkiboy: Ok so any sponsors for the events

User 6789: Yes for the marathon and the tournament we got Hetap as a sponsor and a Bowser Juice and Bowser Juice extreme for both

Trikkiboy: Decent Start got the guest stars

User 6789: Yes. We have the hat dog,the flower Mary Sue,The Merciless Friends, And Interviews with the competitors that lost

Trikkiboy: Good. Let get this show on the fucking road

User 6789: Language!

Trikkiboy: Shut Up.

Episode 5: Tournament Kickstarter
Goodman: Ok since this is a rip-off of Tournament Arc but without the in between segments for the most part I’ll skip the introduction and give the basics

We see an arena

Goodman: Fighters will fight in there. They will win by ring out,K.O., And or making them unable to continue the last two can be seen as the same but I don’t care! Let get to the competitors

We See RH

Goodman: RH the person who just sits on his ass all day writing stories!

RH: Hey!

Next we see Culdee

Goodman: Culdee the dumbass who still plays Fortnite

Culdee: A. I stopped playing Fortnite B. Hey!

Next we see Mariofan

Goodman: Mariofan The Person who caused A New World Order to be on hold for months on end!

Mariofan: Look I need introductory Stories for a few characters give me a break

Goodman: You aren’t denying it! Anyways

We see InteretProblem and DarthSaiyan8697

Goodman: Internet Problem And DarthSaiyan869 the two man child’s who still like SMG4 and SML and still read SFU stories.

InternetProblem and DarthSaiyan8697: Hey!

We See KAPFan

Goodman: Kapfan The Psychopathic Writer Of SML Fanon

KAPFan: Ugh At this point I don‘t give a crap

We see Endless

Goodman: Endless The Psychopathic SML Fanon User Whose list of crime out do everyone’s the person who burned down people’s house destroy building just for the fun of it caused the town to into a rampage after causing more damage the Day Zero in just to attempt to kill Human Meggy, the person who we still treat as a hero even though that’s is the farthest from the truth I’d ever seen he’s did 5000 counts of Arson,6009 counts of 3rd Degree Murder,35 counts of 2nd degree murder,7099 counts of 1st degree murder,2000 counts of destruction of Private Property,700 counts of destruction of public property, 67 counts of Vehicular Manslaughter,6789 counts of manslaughter,890 counts of assault,90000 counts of attempted murder,2 counts of forgery, And 1 count of genocide! He’s a Dastardly Dumbass Damaging Destroyer!

Endless: Went on a bit long but had a point the insults weren’t very creative but I liked the alliteration so you get a B+

Next Onion Cream

Goodman: And also Onion Cream.

Rh: Seriously you insulted all of us but not him

Goodman: His existence is an insult to life itself so I didn’t need to insult him plus everyone probably had better insults than I do

Endless: Fair enough!

Goodman: And we gonna do this like SMLFan did with The Florida Games (muttering) Which is leagues better than this crap (normal talking) We gonna have people vote

Endless: For WHAT?

Goodman: Who should Win but we’ll be doing who fight who in round 2 since there just be 4 people left so it be easier for a voting section in that part.

Endless: Valid Point! I THINK!

Goodman: Anyways first Up is RH vs Culdee.

Who should win RH Culdee

Episode 6: Culdee Vs RH
Goodman: Anyways first Up is RH vs Culdee

RH: Huh So Soon

Culdee: Yeah I’d expect it to be in the semi finals at least

Goodman: Well tough shit you’ll will have to fight the rest you can sit in the rest lounge

Endless: Hopefully it’s better than the motel I stayed at during which I was lost due to a snow storm

Culdee: Ok than bye

Goodman: Ok RH go on the other side for a dramatic intro thing

RH: O...Kay Than....

RH walks over to the other side and we see Goodman in a room and a window with a microphone with Badman

Goodman: Welcome everyone to The Who gives a crap Tournament with me Goodman as your host and Badman as my Co-Host Badman

Badman: I just here for the money.

Goodman: Onto the first match in the left it’s RH

We see RH go onto the arena

Badman (Voice): Not going for a hyping intro I see. Anyways in the right it’s Culdee

Culdee go onto the arena

RH: Ready for this

Culdee: Always ready RH RH

RH: Ok good May the best story writer wi-

Goodman: Go!

RH: Oh uh

Culdee punches RH

RH: Hey That was a fluke

Culdee: Look it’s the start of the match and I thought “oh he’ll probably block it”

RH uppercuts Culdee

Culdee: Seriously

RH: now we’re even

Culdee shoots a Laser at RH

Who Should Win InternetProblem DarthSaiyan869

Episode 8: Interviews
Who Should Win Mariofan KAPFan

Episode 9: KAPFan vs Mariofan
Who Should Win Endless Onion Cream