User blog:Endlesspossibilities 2006/TDSFU Episode 6

We cut to Endless on the docks

Endless: Last time on Total Drama, we did the ever so classic Awakeaton where I drugged there food but even than they carried on until come end up sleeping on the John. Yeah Team Jokers were the butt of the jokes but what wasn’t a joke having your schemes found out like what was the case with Izuru once Maguro with a moment of intelligence proved to Yumi and Zoe that Izuru had brainwashed Silver to get him eliminated they tried to get him out but with Izuru getting Belle to help made it a tie and we had to break it and in a fight to the end Izuru pulled out on top sending Maguro packing. What will happened today will I find out why my next paycheck is taking so long to be taken care of. Find out today on Total Drama SFU.

We cut to the boys cabin at night with Boko still awake with bloodshot eyes from Colonel Noodle snoring before just getting up grabbing duct tape and taping his mouth shut causing him to tumble around as Boko was going to his bed until Colonel Noodle falls out and lands on Boko hurting him and Colonel Noodle

Boko: Ow!

Colonel Noodle rips off his duct tape

Colonel Noodle: Ow for a second there I thought I was drowning how did you sleep

Boko Horribifuckus

Colonel Noodle: Ok back to sleep

Colonel Noodle quickly goes back to sleep and snores as Boko looks about to explode with anger before an huge alarm wakes the two cabins up

Raphael: It’s four in the morning!

Endless: Rise and shine campers go to the mess hall than to the challenge area it’s early to rise early to be in pain

Colonel Noodle: Okay then. Let’s get going while wanted more sleep but hey we did get enough so hey

We cut to a confessional

Boko: I didn’t get any sleep in FOUR FUCKING DAYS! Even in the sleeping challenge whatever I was woken up just after falling asleep! God!

We cut to the mess hall with Yumi’s trying to bring her spoon from the oatmeal but it broke

Yumi: Seriously I had a few bites not good ones mostly because it taste like gasoline but still relatively easy

Izuru: It seems like it’s like wet cement but it dries when exposed to air I’ll just get myself a fresh one

Scott: Got It.

Izuru walks up to the front

Izuru: Hey have Saran Wrap and a not hard as cement bowl of oatmeal

KAPfan: Yes?

Izuru: Just pour it in here and put the wrap on the open point I’ll use it for later

KAPfan: While I not suppose to help campers but I’m not getting my paycheck so screw it give me the bowl

Izuru gives him something we can’t see

KAPfan: Huh nice

We cut back to Izuru’s team

Scott: Some challenge yesterday...

Yumi: And Elimination.

Belle: Yeah so this is awkward.

Scott: More cringe inducing, like a thousand dad jokes per second.

Zoe: That’s an exaggeration!

We cut to the other team

Boko: So how’s life Colonel Noodle

Colonel Noodle: Like a hurricane of victory.

Human Meggy: I hope that victory blows up in your face.

We cut back to Izuru with KAPfan giving Izuru his oatmeal covered in Saran Wrap

Izuru: Will keep the air in thanks

KAPfan: Just go away

Izuru puts it away as Endless kicks the door open

Endless: Everyone challenge! Now!

We jumpcut to a huge obstacle course the length of a bridge off the ground with stairs to go up it to a door to the rest of the obstacle course inside

Izuru: Yeah another bridge first this bridge now that bridge now what it’s going to be golden

Boko: I heard better jokes from a ham and cheese sandwich

Izuru: I’ll presume that was made by your sister

Boko: You not going to get to me man

Izuru: Like Lily got to you

Boko tries to headbutt Izuru who just slaps Boko away

Boko: Ow.

Endless: Welcome to today’s challenge campers! This is a obstacle course where you go one by one through this obstacle course first by going up the stairs which has some traps and through the rest which I’ll shall not spoiler to the other side to the finish line

Izuru: But there’s us five to there six how is that fair.

Endless: Easy depending on how long one takes to finish the course will be added to a total and the team with the least amount of time in total wins also if a competitor can’t continue than there team is disqualified and has to vote someone off how’s that for a twist

We cut to Boko in the confessional

Boko: Welp we’re boned

We cut back to Endless

Endless: Ok here’s the order Pauline, Belle, Raphael, Zoe, Amy, Izuru, Human Meggy, Yumi Colonel Noodle, Scott, And Boko Understood ok Pauline start!

Pauline rushes up the stairs before pressing down in a pressure tile shooting out a snake which she nearly dodges before jumping onto another tile which shoots out a flamethrower which scorch her but she power through it and to the door opening it sending out another flamethrower

We cut to a confessional

Pauline: Where does Endless get all this stuff!

We cut to Endless doing a confessional himself

Endless: Pauline if you want to know. it’s from Chekhov’s Warehouse random out of the norm or the norm for items all throughout the things you need when you need it, Chekhov’s Warehouse. if it exists, we have.

We cut back to Pauline seeing spiked closing shutting doors

Pauline: Ugh.

Pauline rushes to the first door waiting before going past to the other waiting a bit than to the next one before going through the rest than seeing multiple lasers with multiple flashing than shutting than flashing again

Pauline: Just have to time this right

Pauline rushes Than slides under a Laser Than continues with there being a pool with a shark in it and a vine above which Pauline rushes and jumps getting on it and which momentum allows Pauline to reach near the end and quickly swims to the end getting on it than to a Simon says game next to a locked door of red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, black, and white. With Pauline just barely getting it and it opens allowing Pauline to exit with her getting momentum and getting over the entire staircase onto the finish line in her knees which caused them to twist and her to the ground and scream

Endless: And three minutes and a medic for you. Next

Belle: Gonna Get the high score

Belle races up and through the obstacle course with spikes on her, laser marks which burned her hair, a bruised frontside like it went full force into metal, a shark on her head, than falls down the stairs onto the finish line

Endless: Fifteen seconds. Impressive. Next!

We cut to a confessional with Belle in a cast

Belle: Note to self make sure to not Leroy jerkins the place.

We cut to Raphael rushes upstairs landing on the stairs landing on tile which shoots tear gas into him causing him to lose balance to step on another tile which sprays pepper gas

Raphael: Ah My Eyes!

We cut to Raphael in the confessional on the opposite side of the camera

Raphael: Yeah it blinded for a bit but after that I can see good as new

Raphael tries to leave but hits his head on the ventilation

Raphael: Ow.

Raphael goes in to only avoid a flamethrower than dazedly enters the place going through the doors just unintentionally timing it right before going through to he lasers than running and into the water where he shakes and able to see straight

Raphael: I can see again!

Raphael sees a shark and sticks a piece of wood into it’s gills causing it to try and get it as Raphael get to the other side and does the Simon says mini game pressing the wrong one shocking him than having him try again before getting it right the second time and going down the stairs before pressing on two tiles sending Pepper spray and tear gas into his eyes causing him to tumble down the steps onto the finish line

Endless: Five Minutes impressive for someone with no straight line of sight for the beginning and a bit at the end. Anyways next!

Zoe turns into the Black Cuervo rushing up the stairs pressing down on tiles but avoiding the stuff they triggered before going through the door avoiding the flamethrower

We cut to a confessional with her in there

Zoe: Yeah with some training that was just child’s play the only tricky part was the lasers but even than it wasn’t that hard

We see her going head first into the lasers burning her causing her to go through it stunned and into a shark’s mouth before having to punch out of it and into the buttons of the Simon says thing shocking her before she puts in the right combination before falling down the stairs activating some tiles a boxing glove launching her up and over the finish line

Endless: One minute and thirty seconds, not too shabby now Amy your turn

We see Amy doing a spin dash and going through the staircase all the way through the doors and after timing it right went past it skipping across the water into the Simon Says thing before hitting with her hammer sending the buttons main frame off letting her pass than using a homing attack to hit the finish line

Endless: Thirty seconds nice. Next!

Izuru rushes in barely avoiding hitting tiles kneeling and punching the door open to avoid the flamethrower than rush through he doors avoids the laser while stopping to let his sword to absorb some of the lasers energy than continuing going and grabbing the vine using the momentum to reach the other side and sees the smashed still functional Simon Says

Izuru: Chekhov’s Gun don’t Let me down.

Izuru takes out the oatmeal from earlier and ours it into the exposed wires Than quickly pressed it to open the door than placed to mainframe back into where it was than uses a small energy blast to launch himself to the finish line

We cut to a confessional with Izuru

Izuru: I used the oatmeal to sabotage the wires so the next person to do that can’t proceed and Team Aces will lose simple as that.

We cut to Endless

Endless: Three Minutes and fifteen seconds decently good. Next!

Human Meggy does a jump and into a hand stand than forcing herself up from that to get into the door than slides under the lasers Than jumps on the Shark’s nose on the ground to see the Simons Says game is non functional and sending sparks out

Human Meggy: Um... Orange?

Human Meggy presses orange as we cut to Endless on the phone

Endless: And so your saying I That was just a check! I’m suppose to get a paycheck on a daily basis I need to fund challenges and basic needs! Yes a yacht also, it’s a prize! Don’t make me explode on your ass!

Speaking of explode the obstacle course near the end blows up sending debris in the Sky

Endless: Ok I’ll call you back.

Endless ends his call

We cut to Izuru with a shocked face

Izuru: Human Meggy If your watching this I just intended you to lose for the team not get injured! Crap! That was unfortunate

Endless: Ok who broken the Simon Says game... Amy

Amy Rose: Why me

Endless: I see Oil on the hammer.

Amy wipes off the oil on the hammer

Endless: And now it’s on your hand

Amy wipes it on the back of Colonel Noodle who’s dazing off

Colonel Noodle: What?!

Amy Rose: Um that.

He sees the blown up obstacle course

Colonel Noodle: So who was doing it when I tot blown up because that’ll mean that contestant can’t continue on since the course is destroyed ergo there team loses.

Endless: It was Human Meggy yay but still

Colonel Noodle: Sucks to be you Joke- Wait, Wha?

Endless: Medic! Anyways while they patch up Human Meggy, Team Aces consider who you want to be homeward bound.

Pauline glares at Colonel Noodle as we cut to the infirmary with Human Meggy in a wheelchair and in a cast with Pauline over her

Pauline: So what happened

Endless: The thing exploded which caused 3rd degree burns or so, multiple bones breaking or being crushed being buried under steel, and nearly a lawsuit if not for the contracts I had you sign. So Pauline you go to the elimination area

Pauline does that as Endless goes by Stops

Human Meggy: Wait.

Endless: No rest.

Human Meggy: Can you tell me the next challenges.

Endless: Eh since this’ll be for awhile before getting better might as well

We cut to the Elimination

Endless: Team Aces I Sorry That it went this way but at the least it’ll be good ratings

Boko: Yeah putting lives in danger for a buck. Speaking which how’s your paycheck

Endless: Up and coming! Anyways you all casted your votes. There are only five marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must walk down the dock of shame board the boat and yadda yadda yadda. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back... Ever until the rejoin but it’s it’s one out of eight chance. The marshmallows goes to Amy, Raphael, Boko, And Pauline

The four gone up and grabs there marshmallow’s while Colonel Noodle is sweating billets while Human Meggy is just looking at the floor solemnly

Endless: In an ironic twist the person safe had voted themselves but the last marshmallow goes to…

Colonel Noodle is still sweating but less than bullets while Human Meggy is still looking at the floor

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Endless:… Colonel Noodle.

Pauline: What!?

Colonel Noodle: What?!

Endless: Why because sadly Human Meggy decided the quit to get further medical attention and due to the next challenges are rough to put it lightly so I could just keep them under wraps for the moment.

Human Meggy: Sorry Guys.

Boko: Meh we understand if it was me I wouldn’t have done it but still understandable

Pauline: You just doing that to protect your ego but yeah we see your point while I’m mad the I was this close to removing Colonel Noodle But Yeah we understand

Colonel Noodle: Thanks for saving my rear end the expandable Meggy.

Human Meggy: Also kick Colonel Noodle’s ass for me.

Pauline: Will do.

We cut to the boat of shame

Human Meggy: Bye

The boat speeds off

Endless: Well what will happen next time on Total drama. Will Colonel Noodle not be a dick, Will Izuru avoid being found out. Where’s the second invincibility Skull, And when are they be giving my paycheck back. Find out all these and more on the next episode of Total! Drama! SFU

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Elimination Confessional

Pauline: You had this, a long time coming, Colonel Noodle

Boko: Colonel Noodle, It’s time to be relived of your duty.

Raphael: Colonel Noodle

Amy Rose: My best Chance is voting out Colonel Noodle, So Sorry

Colonel Noodle: Ok stay I’m doomed but I might as well die with dignity and make this easier. I’m voting for myself.

Human Meggy: I’m voting for myself. Sorry.

Colonel Noodle: 5 (Himself, Amy, Raphael, Boko, Pauline)

Human Meggy: 1 (Herself) [Left due to injuries]

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The Aces

Pauline

Coronal Noodle

Boko

Human Meggy

Raphael

Amy Rose

The Jokers

Izuru

Belle

Scott Pilgrim

Zoe Aves

Yumi